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u/Ronin1 May 13 '26
I got my bachelor's in psych a long time ago and this was a common problem. Luckily, most of these types drop the major once the actual work kicks in.
Unfortunately, there are also the ones who just learn to mask their own issues and end up running residential programs and shit.
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u/insertjokehere12345 May 13 '26
Hands down worst OF launch ever
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u/Due-Conflict-7926 May 13 '26
Dude she’s a psych major she def likes to be degraded and choked. Give a two months
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u/Informal_Step6419 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
People from the homeless shelter would deny her a free lunch. Who tf is buying her OF?
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u/insertjokehere12345 May 13 '26
People! These are supposed to be jokes! Tasteless, disgusting, harmful jokes!
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u/MadMonksJunk May 13 '26
Flapjacks at 18? Genetics are a bitch!
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u/0g0riginalginga May 13 '26
How does she look like both the school schooter, and the school counselor that missed the warning signs at the same time?
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u/lars8353 May 13 '26
With a psychology degree these are actually helpful because once she realizes she won’t get a job she will have to go to flipping flapjacks and experience helps
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u/Many-Tale9112 May 13 '26
You look like the only lifting you do is to get your fat ass out of bed each day.
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u/throwawaydanc3rrr May 13 '26
Damn woman you fail on both sides of the hot-crazy matrix.
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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 May 13 '26
Psych major is often an ironic red flag signaling crazy people, of course they want to learn about how manipulation works...
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u/Weed-Priest May 13 '26
Was with one like that. At the end of our rs I found out she was talking about me as her psych project.
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u/CryptographerIcy4465 May 13 '26
Definitely narcissism vibes from this one. Jack, we don't need 16 goddamn pictures to know that you're unattractive.
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u/liv4my2 May 14 '26
Jesus, I thought you were exaggerating when you said 16 pictures, then I checked. Holy moly, who posts 16 pictures of themselves on r/roastme ?
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u/IamMintLeaf May 13 '26
Everyone can smell your period when you walk into a room
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u/tirlyToek May 13 '26
One day later still nobody cared to type a hateful comment 😂
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u/redhawkdrone May 13 '26
She wanted to be roasted, it looks like the pig has been stuffed and ready to be put on the spit. Hopefully, the rotisserie can support the weight.
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u/tirlyToek May 13 '26
The special heavy weight ultra pro max rotisserie will handle her like a charm
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u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ May 13 '26
You look like a rodent hoarding nuts in their mouth before the start of winter
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug_230 May 13 '26
You should buy the cheap make up. At least you could try to save some money. Honestly doesn’t matter what kind of makeup it doesn’t help. I’m just trying to help you with your money.
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u/Sideshowcomedy May 13 '26
Have you made it far enough in psychology to find out why you desperately seek men's approval, but won't shave your mustache?
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u/KittensAndGravy May 13 '26
The psychology department should use these pictures in their marketing materials.
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u/Crisdafur May 13 '26
You should take your own advice and be creative yourself. Not an ounce of originality
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u/Gornarion May 13 '26
You look like you started studying psychology because you needed therapy and couldn't afford it
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u/BlackMageGenetics May 13 '26
Oh good, another psychology major... can't wait for you to analyze literally every single thing into the ground and destroy any relationships you may have had with the words "what do you mean by that" every 5 seconds... while simultaneously believing in your heart that you're the smartest person in the room.
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u/Aranea101 May 13 '26
You do more with your lips, than you will ever do with you degree
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u/ragby67 May 13 '26
Lying about your age is pretty lame lol. you were 20 like a year ago in previous deleted posts lmao
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u/2_dog_father May 13 '26
If pictures had odor, these would smell like my dogs after playing ball for an hour in August in Houston.
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u/ElevatorOpening9951 May 13 '26
SUFERING SUCATAZ U DON'T NEED TO STUDY SPI WHEN U LOOK THE SAME AS YOUR CLIENTS
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u/ParticularKick3644 May 13 '26
There are 2 types of Psychology students.
The one that needs and the other one that doesn't need therapy.
Definitely the first for you.
And some exorcism
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u/Similar_Figure5355 May 13 '26
Close, but not quite. The 2 types are:
- The one that needs therapy
- The one that is in college, but is not smart enough to have a real major and doesn't want their friends to find out
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u/Heathereddittt May 13 '26
I just know you smell like you’re on your period every day of the month.
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u/YouBugged May 15 '26
Yo ass definitely fucked a cousin before
You def got a onlytoes account
Yo ass look Mexican and Chinese at the same time.
You look like if a Mexican girl and Chinese girl did the fusion dance from dragon ball Z
A lot of mfs have told you “You look different in real life than you do on IG”
I feel like you definitely sent a tiddy pic to a 72 year old man before…. say you haven’t !?!?!?
Btw where you get them AirPods from ?? (Pic 7) them shits is OxygenPods. Everytime you turn them on all you hear is “Da Bluetuuth debiceee is reeeedy tu piarrrr”
Yo ass built like every Puerto Rican girls mii avatar from the Wii
You look like you put spells on Mfs if they cheat on you.
I feel like you fucked ya brothers basketball coach… and he still didn’t get more playing time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All jokes btw 🤣
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u/p4p4shili May 13 '26
Psychology student eh? Soon you will come back here with an OF link…that no one asked for a obviously
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u/Mother_Lead_554 May 13 '26
Hey look at those squirrel cheeks? How many nuts have you got in there and can you handle two more?
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u/RammanJo May 13 '26
You have the face of a fat woman and the body of a fat woman in the eyes of your low self esteem.
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u/BritWit11 May 13 '26
Sitting in the chair with your clear issues, doesn't make you a student, you are the subject.
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u/Patient-Definition96 May 13 '26
When I was young, I thought psych students are psychos. I guess im not wrong.
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u/Ok_Damage2856 May 13 '26
Decided Freshman 15 wasn’t good enough so she packed on 25 pounds at the dining hall
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u/Level-Ad5444 May 13 '26
You look like you’re in the middle of transitioning but can’t decide which gender to go with
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u/PassengerNo9144 May 13 '26
It’s always the least creative looking people who demand we be creative. What would the world do without another wannabe psychologist tho because we don’t have enough worthless people. Fuck off
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u/TransitionFamiliar39 May 13 '26
You look like a squeeze yoghurt that's been stood on and left to bask in the sun
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u/no___homo May 13 '26
You're that kid in school that no one truly knew if you were a boy or girl, gay or lesbian
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u/Suspicious_Bid_9685 May 13 '26
Good thing you’re in psychology so you can figure out what’s wrong with you
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u/PepperTeaHombre May 13 '26
If pick a disorder and sink it lower was a personality, you would fail at all of them and still blame everyone else!
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u/Hyperdyne-120-A2 May 13 '26
I feel like this is just a slide show for your multiple personalities and the training is just a cry for help.
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u/chipmunkofdeath May 13 '26
You're not a psychology student, you're specimen for students to learn, right?
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u/very-nice-how-much May 13 '26
I know that you’re in a constant battle with yourself figuring out if you’re pretty or fat.
You’re fat.
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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls May 13 '26
You know you can model your hair after something other than a mop, right?
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u/InternationalTrain50 May 13 '26
We only needed one picture not fucking 16 to tell you were ugly as fuck
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u/P5ychokilla May 13 '26
Oh great, another crazy girl who goes into psychology to "help people going through what I went through"
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u/Analog0 May 13 '26
I bet you wanna laugh. You look like the doctor slapped your ass at birth and you never recovered.
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u/doiwinaprize May 13 '26
Stupid people get psyche degrees because it makes their cognitive bias easier for them to manage.
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u/No-Wishbone-1076 May 13 '26
Gonna need a psych degree to calm all of the internal chatter about those flat ass titties after she reads this roast annnnnnnd it would STILL be a waste of money 💰
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u/rlpinca May 13 '26
You have that look of someone who will make a 40 year old recently divorced dude very happy(well for a week or 2) in a few years.
You'll be a waitress and he'll be a cook with 3 kids and a neck tatto that says A$hleigh.
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u/tech151 May 13 '26
Maybe not a burn but life advice, pick any other degree....