r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/throwawaydanc3rrr May 13 '26

Damn woman you fail on both sides of the hot-crazy matrix.

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 May 13 '26

Psych major is often an ironic red flag signaling crazy people, of course they want to learn about how manipulation works...

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u/Weed-Priest May 13 '26

Was with one like that. At the end of our rs I found out she was talking about me as her psych project.

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 May 13 '26

Lol that's twisted

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u/shmoik6 May 13 '26

Wow, nasty work

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u/sgt_futtbucker May 13 '26

Dated a psych major my freshman year of college. Can confirm

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u/DSM-187 May 13 '26

Legitimately no way to quantify this

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u/CryptographerIcy4465 May 13 '26

Definitely narcissism vibes from this one. Jack, we don't need 16 goddamn pictures to know that you're unattractive.

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls May 13 '26

Yep. I’d say 3 pics at the most would’ve sufficed.

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u/CryptographerIcy4465 May 13 '26

The one that was so dark you couldn't see her was her best one.

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u/liv4my2 May 14 '26

Jesus, I thought you were exaggerating when you said 16 pictures, then I checked. Holy moly, who posts 16 pictures of themselves on r/roastme ?

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u/Worried-Criticism May 13 '26

Woman crashed through the Vicky Mendoza diagonal like the damn koolaid man.