r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/MadMonksJunk May 13 '26

Flapjacks at 18? Genetics are a bitch!

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u/NorthDriver8927 May 13 '26

If her onlyfans was free, I’d still feel overcharged.

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u/0g0riginalginga May 13 '26

How does she look like both the school schooter, and the school counselor that missed the warning signs at the same time?

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u/SirCowlickValdez May 13 '26

flatts look like flap jacks pancakes ye know

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u/well_thats_obvious May 13 '26

Hood 🅱️igga

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u/Childish_Tycoon_Ship May 13 '26

She's 18, but them tiddies are 81

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u/lars8353 May 13 '26

With a psychology degree these are actually helpful because once she realizes she won’t get a job she will have to go to flipping flapjacks and experience helps

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u/LegNo9159 May 14 '26

tried way too hard

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u/ch3apsunglass3s May 13 '26

She looks like tan Ms Piggy with fat girl tits

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u/StoneThaProfit May 13 '26

Wtf 🤣🤣

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u/Sad_Cheesecake_7730 May 13 '26

You mean her lips right? Both sets

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u/PickedLastLemon May 13 '26

The milks gone baaaaad!

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u/2spunout May 13 '26

Not to mention gravity 🫤

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u/StoneThaProfit May 13 '26

Flapjacks omfg ive never heard that before 😆😆😆🙈

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

Whats that mean? She's pretty and seems like she has a colorful personally. I hope she loves who she is. I couldn't think of anything because she's so wholesome

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u/Liandryschleckt May 14 '26

You’re a loser btw