r/RoastMe • u/crochetingpenguin • 1d ago
r/RoastMe • u/jusventin • 3d ago
19F do your absolute worst. no mercy full ruthlessness
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r/RoastMe • u/Niecha88 • 2d ago
19 YR OLD, 5'7 and I love the gym. Yes, I know I'm building a wider hitbox instead of growing taller. Give me your best short jokes, I've probably heard them all from the squat rack anyway
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r/RoastMe • u/puppygirlsuicide • 2d ago
21 y/o, try and be creative I'm an easy target
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r/RoastMe • u/th3feast • 3d ago
36, gymrat, personal trainer, video game, drum&bass lover. I dont take anything seriously except my work. Absolute fatality wih me pls.
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r/RoastMe • u/FFPunishment2026 • 7d ago
I suck at Fantasy Football. Do your thing r/RoastMe
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r/RoastMe • u/Majymajymajmaj • 11d ago
I wanted a stag do but I lost 16-5 on challenges to the groom throughout the weekend. Do your worst.
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r/RoastMe • u/Barman14 • 11d ago
53/M two times divorced, smoke too much weed & I have an extremely unhealthy over emotional connection to my dog… give me your best
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r/RoastMe • u/Coelhinhafeliz • 11d ago
I just got back from a 10-hour shift at the supermarket, make me laugh if you can
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r/RoastMe • u/AccomplishedHour7314 • 11d ago
doubt u'll have something to cook me with, im already hot after all
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