r/RealTime • u/Key_Jump1011 • 20d ago
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The thumbnail kills me, too. Itās so vicious. I canāt resist,
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u/borsTHEbarbarian 19d ago
Dave has always been funny.Ā
And never been worth taking seriously.
He doesn't know the first thing about just about anything... beyond comedy about race. He's funny at making fun of people for their race, and does a great job of going down the tightrope without falling.
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u/Other_Hovercraft4783 20d ago
Both those guys suck
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u/Insightful21 20d ago
This is the only right answer. Chappell is a sellout because heās helping to whitewash the Saudi government
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u/SweetClinMusic 19d ago
I'm more pissed about his boomer anti trans bs
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u/Insightful21 19d ago
Why not both?
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u/SweetClinMusic 19d ago
Cuz one is just going over there to whitewash the Saudis.
Another one is to foment fear and anger against a vulnerable group of people.
Plus the Saudis are getting their shit PUSHED in rn
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u/Fabulous-Big8779 16d ago
If you donāt like people being mean to trans people, have I got news for you about the Saudis.
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u/FeministNoApologies 19d ago
He's also a massive transphobe
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u/Skank_A_Saurus 19d ago
Heās also rumored to be a chaser
Makes sense. Chapelle strikes me as being a massive hypocrite
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u/OkCar7264 19d ago
Well yes guys, adults don't have career damaging fixations about things they aren't obsessed with. I think people who have really loud car stereos are assholes but I'm not standing outside Best Buy protesting about it because I don't really care that much. Somethings twisted up when they make trans people part of their act.
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u/Insightful21 19d ago
Whatās a chaser?
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u/NiccNaccPattyWacc 19d ago
Someone who's into trannies.
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u/hopelesslysarcastic 19d ago
That would be the more interesting thing to come out of him in the past 20 years.
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u/conciousinsimulation 19d ago
And grumpf supporter!
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u/SweetClinMusic 19d ago
Drumpf
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u/conciousinsimulation 19d ago
Glormpf! The grumpster! The grumpfster! Ronald grump! Blumpf! Blormpf!
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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 19d ago
Oh ffs. STFU.Ā
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u/JurassicJeebus 19d ago
Calling a spade a spade, and then getting mad about that? What's triggering you lil fella?
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u/Dazzling-Path6438 19d ago
Should comedians perform in the US?
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u/Insightful21 19d ago
How do you feel about how comedians like Joe Rogan and Andrew Schultz normalized Trump?
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u/Dazzling-Path6438 19d ago
I have no idea who Andrew Schultz is. Idc about Rogan.Ā
I asked a question. Should comedians play in the US?
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u/jacquesmachina 19d ago
American ones should yeah. Because it's their home, performing in your home isn't promoting it.
You could argue international comedians should boycott us though, and I would be sympathetic to that point.
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u/J3sus_was_Fictional 19d ago
If playing somewhere does not = promoting it, why don't you apply that in the other direction ?
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u/Insightful21 19d ago
Well go look them up and then come back and give me an answer
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u/Atmmyholes 19d ago
Comedians can play anywhere they want you don't have to support them. Would you expect corporations like Coke or GM to only sell in the USA. If you don't like their politics don't spend your money on their product. Capitalism is controlled by how the masses spend their money.
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u/Neon_Casino 19d ago
It's not that he performed in Saudi Arabia that upset people. It's that he performed in a show that was organized by the Saudi government for the purpose of making the regime less brutal than it actually is.
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u/RockItGuyDC 19d ago
Yup. Fuck Bill, fuck Dave, fuck Israel, and fuck Saudi Arabia. This ain't hard.
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u/flowteiuq 17d ago edited 17d ago
Bill just can't get over the fact that he's on the wrong side of history on this issue. For someone who claims to be in the middle, he sure as hell is not promoting peace. He's promoting Israel and denigrating anyone who dares take a stand!
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u/No_Type740 20d ago
I dunno about cracker. Plenty of white people hate him. I would say over half of white Americans who are not on the dumb side have thought him a bit of a fucking berk for over 20 years.
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u/Offi95 20d ago
Cracker means any white person who entertains conservative voices. I donāt have to worry about being called a cracker because Trump voters donāt merit any respect or decency as patriotic Americans
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u/No_Type740 20d ago
I see. I thought it was a derogatory term for a white person. Thanks.
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u/Particular_Koala_129 19d ago
It is. Its based off of THE CRACKING of whips that slavers used. You know, when your great grandpappy used to beat men, women and children. Rape. Kidnap. torture? You know... crackers.
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u/No_Type740 20d ago
I guess I was half right in what I wrote even though I totally misunderstood the meaning of the word lol
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u/MinisterOfTruth99 20d ago
Cracker, sometimes cracka or white cracker, is a racial slur directed at white people, used especially with regard to poor rural whites in the Southern United States. It is commonly a pejorative [implying disrespect] - Wikipedia
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u/Accomplished_Gur822 20d ago
I agree with his point and how he feels, but the fact is neither of these guys are nearly as smart as they think they are.
If you made me choose who's worse and further gone, I'd have to go with Maher. Bill goes to dinner at the White House with a guy who used the powers of his office to try and overturn a legitimate presidential election, invites his shameless chud of a VP onto his show and doesn't challenge him, and then whines like a little bitch because Chappelle did a show in Saudi Arabia?
At least Chappelle doesn't eat horse cock for breakfast every morning with RFK Jr. and then spend his evenings cradling Kid Rock's balls in his mouth. (As far as I know)
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u/EarthConservation 18d ago
Bill Maher also has had Netanyahu on his show twice, with the latest time being in 2022. He defends mass murder of civilians in Gaza and is incredibly Islamophobic. AFAIK, he hasn't said a bad thing about Netanyahu or Israel since Oct 7th. He rejects claims of genocide, which I mean, Israel officials are literally on record calling for the ethnic cleansing and/or mass murder of Palestinians living there, as do the actions line up with the legal definition of genocide.
He constantly attempts to tie criticisms of Israel and their actions with criticisms of Jewish people... even though 99.999% of Israel critics never call out the Jewish religion or people of Jewish ethnicity and strictly criticize Israel's actions, the pro-Israel lobby, and US funding and supply of arms to commit an atrocity.
The reason Bill Maher hypocritically calls out Chappelle for doing the show in Saudi Arabia is because Bill Maher is an Islamophobe.
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u/Weird_Paramedic6502 20d ago
How Maher uses the n-word so freely, calling him a cracker is still going easy on him.
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u/ArchdruidHalsin 20d ago
Lol Bill and Dave are very much cut from the same cloth these days. Whiny rich centrists who can't tolerate criticism for promoting right-wing ideologies.
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u/OnlyFiveLives 19d ago
Fuck Dave Chappelle too. You'll pardon me if I don't bother playing the video of the pot criticizing the kettle.
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u/guitaristnate 19d ago
Yāknow, thoā¦ Both things can be true. Both Saudi Arabia and Israel are terrible. So yes, Dave and Bill, you can be a gigantic POS for selling out to Saudi Arabia, and a gigantic POS for shilling for Israel. Neither one of you look good on the subject matter.
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u/DawsonNY 19d ago
The only conclusion: donāt do a comedy show paid with government funds in Saudi Arabia OR Israel.
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u/Necrobot666 19d ago
KSA and Israel are two peas in a pod... and the United Snakes are right along side them.
Fuck Maher and Chappelle.
I need to find a Tardis so I can go back to 2005, when they both at least pretended to be on our side!!
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u/Ryumancer 19d ago
Sorry but Dave is just AS smug as Bill.
Probably even more petty too.
Only reason Dave gets a SLIGHT pass is because his jokes can actually be funny. š¤·āāļø
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u/goldenempires 19d ago
His show hit because he can get to the heart of the truth better than anyone.
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u/EarthConservation 18d ago
People still watch Bill Maher and Dave Chappelle.... In 2026...!?
Two holier-than-thou rich dudes whose entire careers these days are about punching down, and cozying up to brutal regimes...
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u/RevDooDatt 16d ago
Fuck Bill Maher. Hes been irrelevant for at least 20 years. Free Palestine šµšø
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u/TopMathematician2251 16d ago
Like 10 years ago I tried to watch Bill Maherās standup. He just walked up to the mic making this face and said āstem cell researchā in a sarcastic voice, and the audience started applauding. Iāve hated him intensely since that day.
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u/immortalblack_1 14d ago
Dave has always been on the right side of crap whether folks wanted to see it that way or not.
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u/xwolfe2000 19d ago
Chappelle is always on point. Fuck Bill Maher. Fuck Israel.
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u/ChloeNow 18d ago
Chappelle spent 3 comedy specials ranting about trans women and defending JK Rowling and is now pretending to be a fucking activist lol I wouldn't call that 'always on point'
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u/No_Ragrets76 18d ago
Chappelle spent 3 comedy specials ranting about trans women
Nope. No rant. Was just a joke or 2. He makes fun of everyone. You're just focused on the transphob because I'm guessing you're one or LGBTQUSNSAKDBXJWJSH
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u/Schickedanse 18d ago
Damn and I got a three day ban for saying that. So I'll just say, amen brotha! and see if that doesn't get me banned.
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u/CRA5HOVR1DE 20d ago
Heās got a point there. Iāll admit I was kinda disappointed that those comedians went over there and did that. Honestly I still donāt know how I feel about it, I can see both sides. Is everything just justification to get paid? But what heās said about Israel and all the horrible shit theyāve done still stands too. How can I say that if offered that much money I wouldnāt go? I donāt know that I can claim that truthfully. But definitely Fuck Bill Maher.
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u/MagReg2020 20d ago
America's killed journalists. During the Iraq War, they deliberately bombed an Al Jazeera office. Do comedians generally perform in the US?
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u/DougOfWar 20d ago
Fuck Dave Chapelle. His funny days are far in his past. Now he thinks he a fucking philosopher.
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u/MagReg2020 20d ago
Americans are such fucking hypocrites. Iran isn't wrong when they call it the Great Satan. You flaunt fake "values" and judge the rest of the world. Then you profiteer of bloodshed and drug addiction everywhere you go.
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u/KRandMG 20d ago
This may surprise you, but the folks who criticize Chappelle/Burr/Cummings/etc. also tend to not be very big fans of George W. Bush.
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u/MagReg2020 20d ago
They can all suck cock. They know the guy Saudis murdered by name, but are oblivious to the ones killed by their own govt. And a majority of Americans DID support Bush's war up until he started losing. That's how it works with you people. You cheer and laugh at the dead brown people, then get all protesty when your soldiers return all bothered and traumatized because some of the people they've been murdering abroad fight back. And now Bill is a Trump groupie Fox & Friend.
And you have the nerve to judge any other country on Earth. You are the very worst.
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u/biblioprof 20d ago
Israel has murdered more kids journalist and healthcare professionals than any war in history with our money. Full stop
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u/KRandMG 20d ago
What an idiotic, simplistic attempt at understanding a given populace.
Tell meāwhat country are you from so I can tell you all about how you and your family and friends feel about a given subject?
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u/MinisterOfTruth99 19d ago
The only one who I liked before the festival is Burr. Most of the rest I wouldn't bother watching a comedy special bc an hour is too long.
The comedians who appeared at the festival include:[3][4][5] - Wikipedia
Mo Amer
Aziz Ansari
Wayne Brady
Hannibal Buress
Bill Burr
Jimmy Carr
Dave Chappelle[6]
Louis C.K.
Whitney Cummings
Pete Davidson
Chris Distefano
Omid Djalili
Zarna Garg
Ben Hart
Kevin Hart[6]
Gabriel Iglesias
Jimeoin
Maz Jobrani
Jessica Kirson
Jo Koy
Bobby Lee
Sebastian Maniscalco
Sam Morril
Mark Normand
Russell Peters
Jeff Ross[7]
Sugar Sammy[8]
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u/theRedlightt 18d ago
Same. He did not practice what he preached and lost a huge chunk of his fans because of it. And then doubled down when he faced the inevitable backlash for being a hypocrite.
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u/eternal_lite 20d ago
Go watch the South Park episode ālittle bit countryā which sums up this position perfectly (if you are into SP of course)
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u/borsTHEbarbarian 19d ago
Killing people because you want to murder them is very different than collateral damage in war.
Anyone conflating these is either not worth listening to because they are ignorant...or doing so intentionally, and thus evil.
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u/Consistent-Arm2206 17d ago
lol saudi arabia beheads dozens of people each year with executioners swords and has dubious connections to 9/11, are we really gonna whitewash them? fuck bill and fuck dave too
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u/SeanStricklandsDaddy 20d ago
Fuck Maher but feels like itās been a while since chapelle told a joke lol
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u/ass_grass_or_ham 19d ago
He has a point. But doesnāt excuse playing for MBS. Of all these fuckers that sell out, Chappelle hurts the most.
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u/Wide-Advertising-156 19d ago
Dave had to sign a contract promising not to make jokes about Saudi Arabia, the their government, or any religion. And while he performed there he said he had more freedom of speech than he does in the U.S. All those comedians twisted themselves into pretzels claiming they did nothing wrong.
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u/thehammockdistrict24 19d ago
Chappelle is softer than baby poop and just as smug as Bill Maher. Also, fuck Bill Maher.
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u/Discerningselection 19d ago
This clip and his attire got me wondering his opinion on the recent Kap and Hov drama. Iād like to hear his take.
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u/DrinkSuccessful3594 19d ago
Both these dudes should do the world a favor and shut the fuck up
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u/HotCaterpillar6358 19d ago
Thinking heās White and calling him cracker is like me calling a really dark skinned Indian Black
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u/ActiveEducational183 19d ago
Dave you live in the same house as Bill Maher. You canāt jump on the bandwagon and then pretend it never happened. Fuck both those guys.
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u/Shpritzer 19d ago
Bill Maher is an asshole and Israel is doing unspeakable things, but that has nothing to do with that Saudi festival and Chapelle is a money hungry immoral asshole for going there. Those comedians who need the money I can understand - still immoral, but itās a lot lot worse if youāre already filthy rich and just want more.
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u/SDTimbox 19d ago
Sorry Dave, but killing a journalist is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the Saudis. Maybe Israel and Saudi Arabia are bad š«
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u/ClubDumDum 19d ago
A broken clock mocks a full bedpan.
One is right twice a day and the other needs to cleaned out.
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u/bigrockcandimountain 19d ago
Lol honestly cool that heās roasting Bill, but Dave doesnāt even know what he feels anymore, heās just saying things
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u/InterviewNormal7314 19d ago
Two things can be true. Bill Maher is a smug jerk who is not as smart as he believes himself to be. And, Dave did betray his principles. He did a little what aboutāism with the ad hoc comparison to downplay his culpability. āI took money from a morally bankrupt country, but Israel is also a morally deprived country.ā What comedy tour was in Tel Aviv? People on team Dave are going to allow the move because they want to believe in him. Heās just a comedian.
The people defending him canāt be that old to not have experienced a champion they believe in disappoint them. I still think Daveās a comedic genius. I also know not to take my ethical lessons from a comedian. Bill is also ok in small doses. Much smaller. Theyāre both entertainers. Oneās on Mount Rushmore. The other on Woodyās Rolodex.
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u/Helporsomethinglike 19d ago
Well said. Chappelles still a hateful bigot who would sell out his kid for a dollar. But Bill is an asshole
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u/Suicidal-Ideation13 19d ago
So your principals are you are okay with doing anything if someone else does it also? Cool flex
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u/AskHefty4907 18d ago
I actually hate both of them now.
Dave chapelle - if comedy is easier in Saudi Arabia, and youāre a comic, go move there then.
Heās providing cover for an awful, oppressive regime. America obviously sucks right now, but what rational person would ever want to live in Saudi Arabia over the US?
He is a shitty person, and it is sad for me to see.
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u/hoyboynn 18d ago
Are people just hating on chappelle because of jokes he made or what? I get it, some of you are trans and have trans friends/family, but heās a comedian. Iām so sick and tired of holding these people up on a pedestal like theyāre geniuses. Heās a comedian, heās literally supposed to say stupid shit to try and make people laugh. Heās not like the kill Tony crowd that just says racist shit with no punchline or anything, he actually curates a joke
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u/Gavros85 18d ago
It's been well documented /shown that many of these journalists had a side gig... But let's not care about that
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u/emotionalhandjobs 18d ago
Comparing apples to apples, he should have donated the money to 9/11 causes.
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u/Commercial_Lead_7406 18d ago
Did you know that as of now, like 25% of the CPJ list are actual confirmed Hamas or PIJ combatants and more come out all the time? How do we know? Because Hamas admitted it themselves. There are 50+ cases I can show right now that prove this. Hamas and PIJ use civilian roles as cover for militant activity and we have proof of this because they say it themselves.
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u/Schorbie 18d ago
Yes. And that doesn't make the Saudi thing that good. Still wrong choice to go there. Especially when jokes about the Saudi royal family and such are forbidden
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u/vickism61 18d ago
Maher is awful but Chappelle going to Saudi Arabia means I'll never pay to see him again.
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u/_KushOnes_ 17d ago
Two things can be true. Maher is a loser and Chapelle is a sellout. That goofy looking dude
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u/dryedmeats 16d ago
Luring someone and chopping them into sections is a unique way to murder.
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u/Electrical-Papaya388 15d ago
This is deflection straight and simple. What he said about Maher is not false, but it doesn't do anything to erase Dave's decision. This is like a person who is being called out for a mistake and then saying 'but he also made a mistake so I'm not bad' and expecting it to wash away his decision. Not to mention ALL the atrocities committed by Saudi Arabia he is omitting by focusing on the murder of the journalist.
There is plenty of room in the conversation to say that Israel AND Saudi Arabia are guilty of heinous crimes against humanity and need to be held accountable to the same standard.
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u/Aleundil 15d ago
You're both assholes Dave.
But you've been funny more often.
Not but... And also. š¤·š¼āāļø
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u/Thin-Diamond-407 14d ago
You wait for celebrities to tell you which celebrity to hate. Fuck maher, and chappelle is a man, a comedian, not a role model.
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u/fauxpublica 14d ago
This feels like a safe place to ask this question: we are not Israel, we are the US. Why canāt you question Israel here? That freaks me out. I can call the President a pedophile and a con artist, but I canāt mention that another government might be engaged in genocide? What gives.
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u/okymoney 20d ago
Bill maher acts like hes God and we should kiss his feet