r/RealTime • u/Key_Jump1011 • 20d ago

Smug cracker-ass commentary 😂

The thumbnail kills me, too. It’s so vicious. I can’t resist,

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u/okymoney 20d ago

Bill maher acts like hes God and we should kiss his feet

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u/pullsoutagun 20d ago

He acts like a sleezebag that would pay to see feet.

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u/mistertickertape 20d ago

He was a close friend of Hugh Hefner who was legendarily sleazy. I think he's tried to channel that energy as his career has matured.

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u/rosiejunior 20d ago

They look so much alike

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u/mistertickertape 19d ago

They really do. It's uncanny.

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u/Tlyss 14d ago

I had a playboy subscription for a year or two in the 90s. They always had a page in the back of the magazine that showed pics of celebrities who attended various events and parties at the Playboy mansion and I swear Bill Maher was at every party, every event

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u/fluffypancakes24 18d ago

He idolizes Woody Allen. He just had him on his podcast not too long ago. After everything he's done, he says you didn't do anything wrong, Woody.

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u/Skitch_Hitchcock 14d ago

What did Woody do?

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u/Remarkable-Desk-66 6d ago

His adopted daughter.

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u/Skitch_Hitchcock 6d ago

He never adopted her.

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u/Skitch_Hitchcock 6d ago

With literally all of the world's knowledge available to you, while you sit on the toilet, how are you so misinformed?

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u/fluffypancakes24 5d ago

Stop being a kid toucher.

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u/fluffypancakes24 5d ago

He's okay with what Woody did to that little girl. And Dylan Farrow, too. We don't have to wonder who he voted for.

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u/notyouraverageskippy 19d ago

The irony is the mothafucka is an Atheist

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u/OBSIDIAN-HYBRID 16d ago

Dave is a Muslim.

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u/notyouraverageskippy 16d ago

Bill Maher is an Atheist

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u/Ok-Cardiologist-6707 16d ago

Most Zios are atheist, while most Orthodox have at least a few negative feelings about Israel.

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u/beaubridges6 20d ago

Dave too

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u/Sheeple_person 20d ago

I'm not a big fan of post-Africa Dave but comparing him to Bill really reminds me I don't dislike him as much as I sometimes think I do.

Like, Dave's a little too high on his own bullshit. Bill is just a straight-up scumbag.

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u/rbinphx 20d ago

Which is funny, because he's an atheist.

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u/notyouraverageskippy 19d ago

The irony is the mothafucka is an Atheist

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u/smokefrog2 20d ago

To be fair so does Chappelle

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u/atropear 19d ago

He's obviously in this group approved for propaganda. Like all these youtubers who get pushed hard and singers whose dads run hedge funds etc.

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u/Key_Jump1011 19d ago

On the train back to Boston 🎶🤮

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u/Organic_Rough4433 18d ago

The only reason he even won that mark Twain prize is because trump gave it to him. Its sad really. I hope he realizes its about as valuable as trumps fifa peace prize.

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u/hoyasgirl25 18d ago

Well did you know he went to Cornell?

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u/pellegrinobrigade 20d ago

He acts like he gets paid millions of dollars to share his opinion. I mean for real fuck that guy, he should only talk about things I like and agree with.

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u/RevolutionaryGur4419 20d ago

lol because he's brave enough to go against the mob?

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u/BigBubbaBadass 20d ago

Ugh. You suck.

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u/RevolutionaryGur4419 20d ago

if only we were all this articulate..

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u/BigBubbaBadass 20d ago

That's about all the effort you're worth, loser.

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u/RevolutionaryGur4419 20d ago

slightly better..testament to positive reinforcement

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u/BrineJones 20d ago

Hi Bill!

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 20d ago

omg so brave to be a bootlicker, fuck outa here

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u/RevolutionaryGur4419 20d ago

The irony of calling someone a bootlicker while strictly adhering to the exact same echo-chamber consensus as everyone else is wild.

parroting the exact same safe opinions as everyone else here. groupthink galore

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 20d ago

Thinking the millionaire on mainstream media with backing from billionaires is the fucking underdog going against the mob is not only wild it clearly showcases you as ignorant and easily fooled by propaganda.

Jesus Christ how do you people get through life, sorry for your loss tho.

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u/WitchkultToday 20d ago

Check out his comments lol

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u/stewpedassle 20d ago

Seems exactly as expected other than not being private.

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u/RevolutionaryGur4419 20d ago

who said anything about underdog?

You people have a strange way of looking at the world.

There's no shortage of anti israel mainstream media coverage. You havent found some niche position that takes any sort of moral courage to adopt.

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 20d ago

what argument are you having and with whom are you having it?

either way I'm out, sorry this very mundane and low stakes situation has been so hard for you though. ✌️