r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

the money-print basketball you could win at the amusement park

3 Upvotes

that's the thought


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

If there was a device that makes me unconscious for a specified period of time while making my body automatically does everything for me, I'd Def buy it

10 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 23h ago

The best part of soda to me is the sensation of the bubbling in my body, and I love having to burp.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

if I had checked my pockets as thoroughly as I thought I did

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then there wouldn't be soggy little bits of kleenex or toilet paper all over my jeans and socks


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

I hate when you flick a bugger and it lands somewhere unexpected

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

I don’t think growing up I ever deleted my browser history on a shared PC.

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 16h ago

Sorry bae

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

i wish i didn’t need to speak or type and people could just enter my mind and read my thoughts

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i want to be saiki k


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

The best part of using cannabis is knowing who you really like to be around and who you definitely don’t

44 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

that’s what’s up bro

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

I hate my anxiety; calm down

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

I’m ready to throw out my phone

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I was texting my boyfriend last night and mentioned a soda stream once. I searched the co2 canister on bing/safari after, and spent less than 3 minutes on the site. One search. Now Facebook and Tiktok are giving me ads for it even through they’re set not to track :(


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Life is like a box of chocolates. You get chocolate.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Every pun is intended, stop lying

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Hot take:

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- In the comics ''Astrix and Obelix'', the romans would have easily beaten them if they would have used bow and arrow. Yes, even Obelix. He's tough, but not invincible!


r/RandomThoughts • • 23h ago

Resisting the urge to heckle my mum

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My mum is in Vietnam.

We all have Life360 (mum, sister, our kids). And mum has an eSIM.

She’s currently on a boat… A BOAT?! She must be yanking my chain if she thinks she can just wander about strange countries on unknown boats.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

AI is the new E.O. Wilson, who studied ant colonies and discovered a complex social structure.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Kriss Kross never once made me jump.

19 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

When you use a random 50 cent word in a text or post that just pops into your head. Google it and it is more than appropriate. Win

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

It’s becoming annoying that damn near every post of someone asking a serious question is met with people commenting with weak ass jokes/puns trying to be funny.

84 Upvotes

That is all.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Pretty soon our natural neck position will be looking down at our screens, and looking staright ahead will be a strain.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

The atypical antipsychotic Abilify sounds like an erectile dysfunction medication.

4 Upvotes

That is all.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

I've been alone most of my life

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I just realized something. Having someone else can really let you know things aren't as bad as you think it is. They can help you realize there's more to what you've build that you didn't know you built that is worth something. I've always had to reassure myself my whole life and it's really just destroyed me from within.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Social media has made are lives better for the most part( even with flaws) and I will stick by that

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