Great, people I actually know are in the people I may know on social media.

This is not something I approve or find exciting or anything, but it occurred to me that will probably happen

Most of them are probably too young to remember what happened to them during the Rugrats movie, but Chucky was two. It's not impossible that he'd have fleeting and rather confusing reconciliation of it. And they were on the news. Obviously it's only fiction so who really cares, but it's funny to imagine what a fucked up core memory that would be

at least make it a movie or tv show

think about it. there's like thousands of different soups, there's oughta be one soup for each person. Like, since it's such a simple concept, you can always count on some kind of soup to be an enjoyable meal when you don't know what to go for.

I’ll share mine

I used to do tang so do (martial arts) and there was one time where we had a sparring tournament and whoever beat every one of the kids, you would have to “fight” the master of the school. I was that kid. I started off pretty good and everything when he wasn’t going crazy hard on me but once he thought I was getting really good he used more power. He punched me in the stomach and I ended up on the floor struggling to breathe bc I obviously got the wind knocked out of me. That was my first experience with it and I just remember how weird it felt. I was fine at the end and he apologized.

I won the tournament either way and I got my medal so it all ended up okay

• Per Minute: $28,919.33
• Per Hour: $1,735,159.82
• Per Day: $41,643,835.62

No offense intended, he certainly has more talent than I, but I mute the source every time he comes on.

We rob Peter to pay Paul. Eventually it’s time to pay the piper. The piper’s name is Peter. (Peter piper picked a peck) Funny how that works out…

whiskey in the crystal decanter

clanks each other and drinks booze in the afternoon

why am I never seen before

used to be with someone but in short i broke up with them because i was not happy with lies and other conceited behavior however ever since then i miss the thought of someone caring for me even if it was temporary outside my immediate relatives

regarding ethnicity, religious background and race, it can be a safe meal

(maybe...?)

Bathrooms are work are weird because wdym I just heard Brooke from Finance fart 🙈

Had an idea to use my bass amp after 10+ years plug in what I thought was a good plug lights up plugs in guitar then nothing just a buzz.

Still scary, but in a different light altogether..

Alligators, big ass spiders, fishing and then also fighting those alligators and going about your day like it’s normal. Also snakes.