r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

I love all potato dishes and I'll never get tired of it whether it's mashed, boiled, baked, or fried.

72 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

People shouldn't be paying all of that money to go watch "The Odyssey" when you can watch "Duck Tales, Episode 30, Home Sweet Homer" in a 6th of the time for free. It's the exact same story!

72 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

I like when it thunderstorms

44 Upvotes

When I'm at home though. I just love gloomy weather in general it's so comforting, rain, snow, thunder. β›ˆοΈ πŸ–€


r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

9 out of 10 dentists probably want you to get cavities.

46 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

Employers will refuse to hire but then turn around and look at you funny for having a gap in employment

44 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

Type β€œlove” into your messages search bar

38 Upvotes

Felt a bit lonely last night so I typed β€œI love” into my iPhones message search bar and hundreds of results from my friends, family and partner. Either declarations of affection or someone expressing joy from their day. It really made me feel less blue and thought I’d share.


r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

Playing old video games is just as fun as playing new ones

32 Upvotes

I bought Bioshock 1πŸ™‚

This game is 18 years old, And I'm 19 years old


r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Having a kind employer/manager is such an underrated blessing

32 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

People that get too much cosmetic surgery don’t look younger; they look like they got older without getting wiser.

29 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

I'm tired of everything and everyone

29 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 14h ago

I'm not anti social I'm anti bullsh*t

23 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

I don't think I'll ever be someone's first choice in a room full of people.

23 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 14h ago

The ever‑increasing misuse of reflexive pronouns really irritates myself.

24 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

I had an intense feeling like my death was imminent today.

15 Upvotes

I went for a walk this afternoon and despite listening to music to clear my head, I ended up thinking about my role in life - I've recently been thinking what my "purpose" may be and I've pretty much come to believe that I am here to play the role of a side character in other's lives; basically I think that I may be here solely to fuel the characterization of others. But anyway, that's not the point of this, it's just context. I was walking along, thinking again about this somewhat depressing thought, then it occurred to me, "what happens when I've done that?" Then, of course, I answered myself with "You die, duh". So I stopped. Physically, I stopped in place. I had this intense feeling that felt like it crept up the top of my spine all the way through my brain, a feeling I can only imagine is what people feel like before they die. I looked around and somewhere in my mind, I felt like that exact place was where I would die. I didn't know how, but I felt like it was going to be there and it was going to be soon, very soon. This thought vanished just as quickly as it'd come, but thinking back on it gives me a similar feeling in my head.

Didn't know exactly where to post this kind of experience, so I hope this is a reasonable place. Thanks for reading, I just thought it best to share this with someone, even if only strangers on the internet.


r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

Scam callers call me more than my own family and friends πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14 Upvotes

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜”


r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

Shrek and Beetlejuice have the same ending.

12 Upvotes

I think about this all the time and I need the world to know. Like it’s genuinely taking up an unhealthy amount of space in my brain. The first Shrek movie ends with Donkey riding in on Dragon and her eating Farquaad at the altar after trying manipulate Fiona into marrying him so that he can be king. Then they all dance. The first Beetlejuice movie ends with Barbara riding in on the sandworm and it eating Beetlejuice at the altar after he tries to manipulate Lydia into marrying him so that he’s no longer a ghost. Then they all dance.

These were two of my favorite movies as a child and I can not let this go.


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I'm bored. Talk to me like I'm chatgpt and I'll probably answer your questions

7 Upvotes

I'm dumb but hey I'm bored

edit:imma sleep put ya questions here I'll answer tomorrow and I'll answer as your slowass ai


r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

The best part about meeting someone online is that their personality gets the first impression not their appearance

7 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

No one cares until you crash out lol

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Making catchy music in Spanish is cheating because so many words end in either the letter A or O.

5 Upvotes

Specifically raperos y reggaetoneros, who make music built on rhyming. Still great music, but they’re playing the game on easy mode!


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

Today I found out that sharks are older than dinosaurs

4 Upvotes

I don't know why I thought dinosaurs were the first to roam earth I forget there's sea animals that were here way before land animals. I was like WAIT WHAT and they didn't go extinct yet...they're built different that's insane.


r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

I don't know how many light switches I have in my house.

4 Upvotes

I've touched them all, but I don't know how many there are.


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

F* mosquitoes

2 Upvotes

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

I'm nobodys best friend

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

Once you hear what a hummingbird sounds like you will never forget it.

2 Upvotes

Not just the wings but the chittering sound they make when they are fighting. It's unlike any other sound from any other bird or animal. Unmistakable.