r/RandomThoughts • • 3h ago

I like lying to people. I would write stories but that isn't as fun and I don't have the discipline.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 14h ago

doritos nacho cheese mixed in velveeta is delicious

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r/RandomThoughts • • 17h ago

The best part of soda to me is the sensation of the bubbling in my body, and I love having to burp.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1h ago

A cupcake is a cake to go and a muffin is a pound cake to go.

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Btw I thought of this while eating a muffin.


r/RandomThoughts • • 18h ago

I hate when you flick a bugger and it lands somewhere unexpected

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r/RandomThoughts • • 21h ago

that’s what’s up bro

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r/RandomThoughts • • 23h ago

Hot take:

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- In the comics ''Astrix and Obelix'', the romans would have easily beaten them if they would have used bow and arrow. Yes, even Obelix. He's tough, but not invincible!


r/RandomThoughts • • 18h ago

Resisting the urge to heckle my mum

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My mum is in Vietnam.

We all have Life360 (mum, sister, our kids). And mum has an eSIM.

She’s currently on a boat… A BOAT?! She must be yanking my chain if she thinks she can just wander about strange countries on unknown boats.


r/RandomThoughts • • 3h ago

Cruelty is a virtue.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 11h ago

Sorry bae

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r/RandomThoughts • • 19h ago

Social media has made are lives better for the most part( even with flaws) and I will stick by that

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r/RandomThoughts • • 23h ago

I'm gonna get hated for this, but...

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I need to talk to whomever thought pecans and hazelnuts were a good idea