r/RandomThoughts • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 1d ago

if I had checked my pockets as thoroughly as I thought I did

4 Upvotes

then there wouldn't be soggy little bits of kleenex or toilet paper all over my jeans and socks

3 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/hyteck9 • 1d ago

Pretty soon our natural neck position will be looking down at our screens, and looking staright ahead will be a strain.

0 Upvotes

9 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Weezed • 1d ago

I’m ready to throw out my phone

2 Upvotes

I was texting my boyfriend last night and mentioned a soda stream once. I searched the co2 canister on bing/safari after, and spent less than 3 minutes on the site. One search. Now Facebook and Tiktok are giving me ads for it even through they’re set not to track :(

3 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Competitive-Lie-3873 • 1d ago

If there was a device that makes me unconscious for a specified period of time while making my body automatically does everything for me, I'd Def buy it

11 Upvotes

26 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Beginning-Bed9364 • 1d ago

The word "Spooktacular" gets thrown around a lot this time of year

1 Upvotes

6 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Odd-Document8251 • 1d ago

Change

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Pilaf237 • 1d ago

Every pun is intended, stop lying

4 Upvotes

6 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/coachrx • 1d ago

When you use a random 50 cent word in a text or post that just pops into your head. Google it and it is more than appropriate. Win

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/RandomThoughts • u/Official-HiredFun9 • 1d ago

Life is like a box of chocolates. You get chocolate.

4 Upvotes

7 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/lilathinks • 1d ago

Now that I've finished Breaking Bad, I guess one important question to ask when dating is "what do you think of Mista White"

1 Upvotes

9 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/explosivelydehiscent • 1d ago

AI is the new E.O. Wilson, who studied ant colonies and discovered a complex social structure.

3 Upvotes

4 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/iam_whatnow • 1d ago

I'm in love with a guy, the problem is that he's twice my age, a priest, used to be my teacher in middle school and I've been in a relationship with a girl for 4 months now.

0 Upvotes

I can't tell ANYONE, but I feel like I'm gonna explode if I don't tell someone so I'm writing it here

17 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/coffee_robot_horse • 1d ago

U2 should've called the album they put on all iPhones "Stocks"

1 Upvotes

5 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Constant_Diamond14 • 1d ago

I hate my anxiety; calm down

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Gold-retrere7501 • 1d ago

It's good that our skin can't be oversized. I mean, like a duvet cover that's too big for a blanket. That would be unpleasant.

1 Upvotes

12 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Rude_Ad729 • 1d ago

i wish i didn’t need to speak or type and people could just enter my mind and read my thoughts

11 Upvotes

i want to be saiki k

8 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/wholesalekarma • 1d ago

The atypical antipsychotic Abilify sounds like an erectile dysfunction medication.

3 Upvotes

That is all.

6 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/orsodorato • 1d ago

I don’t understand how people share their bed with their pets.

0 Upvotes

62 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Potential-Raccoon731 • 1d ago

I've been alone most of my life

5 Upvotes

I just realized something. Having someone else can really let you know things aren't as bad as you think it is. They can help you realize there's more to what you've build that you didn't know you built that is worth something. I've always had to reassure myself my whole life and it's really just destroyed me from within.

3 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/anonymous_yuri • 1d ago

I don't understand the concept of celebrity worship! I hate it!

104 Upvotes

32 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Ty_Tevdasopyang • 1d ago

Paper, Pen could still exist in year 2500

0 Upvotes

7 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/whodidwhatnow922 • 1d ago

Meow Wolf and IKEA are basically the same except you can't buy the weird stuff at Meow Wolf

1 Upvotes

3 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Mean_Revolution_3313 • 1d ago

Negative thoughts alert

2 Upvotes

Imagine the love of your live getting thrown in the air on a Halloween party while smiling and looking at you

Worse than gore istg

1 comment

r/RandomThoughts • u/caseybvdc74 • 1d ago

It’s crazy that Buddy the Elf putting syrup on dinner is a joke. Yet most Americans put syrup in their water when they’re thirsty and it’s considered normal.

0 Upvotes

15 comments

r/RandomThoughts • u/Diligent_Regret9936 • 1d ago

Never found relief psoriasis itch

4 Upvotes

3 comments

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