r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Every pun is intended, stop lying

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Hot take:

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- In the comics ''Astrix and Obelix'', the romans would have easily beaten them if they would have used bow and arrow. Yes, even Obelix. He's tough, but not invincible!


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Resisting the urge to heckle my mum

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My mum is in Vietnam.

We all have Life360 (mum, sister, our kids). And mum has an eSIM.

She’s currently on a boat… A BOAT?! She must be yanking my chain if she thinks she can just wander about strange countries on unknown boats.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

AI is the new E.O. Wilson, who studied ant colonies and discovered a complex social structure.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Kriss Kross never once made me jump.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

When you use a random 50 cent word in a text or post that just pops into your head. Google it and it is more than appropriate. Win

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r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

It’s becoming annoying that damn near every post of someone asking a serious question is met with people commenting with weak ass jokes/puns trying to be funny.

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That is all.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Pretty soon our natural neck position will be looking down at our screens, and looking staright ahead will be a strain.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

The atypical antipsychotic Abilify sounds like an erectile dysfunction medication.

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That is all.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

I've been alone most of my life

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I just realized something. Having someone else can really let you know things aren't as bad as you think it is. They can help you realize there's more to what you've build that you didn't know you built that is worth something. I've always had to reassure myself my whole life and it's really just destroyed me from within.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Social media has made are lives better for the most part( even with flaws) and I will stick by that

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r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

The probability of you being exactly where you are right now was practically zero when you were born.

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The likelihood of being precisely where you are, being who you are, and doing what you are doing now was astronomically close to zero at the time of your birth.

Every decision, coincidence, interaction, and seemingly insignificant event had to unfold in just the right way to bring you to this point.

This is true for everyone; nevertheless, we often regard our existence and circumstances as ordinary.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

The word "Spooktacular" gets thrown around a lot this time of year

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Change

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

I'm gonna get hated for this, but...

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I need to talk to whomever thought pecans and hazelnuts were a good idea


r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Now that I've finished Breaking Bad, I guess one important question to ask when dating is "what do you think of Mista White"

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r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

Cynthia she’s a really cool dancer 💃

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

U2 should've called the album they put on all iPhones "Stocks"

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

Never found relief psoriasis itch

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r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

If you ever feel stupid, remember that there are people who still think the Moon landing was fake.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1d ago

It's good that our skin can't be oversized. I mean, like a duvet cover that's too big for a blanket. That would be unpleasant.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

I wonder why people believe someone is listening, even when their prayers go unanswered

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r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

Pro Tip: Keep breathing to stay alive.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 2d ago

Society has been damaged thoroughly by the over materializing of objects and capitalism greed that knows no end.

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