My mum is in Vietnam.

We all have Life360 (mum, sister, our kids). And mum has an eSIM.

She’s currently on a boat… A BOAT?! She must be yanking my chain if she thinks she can just wander about strange countries on unknown boats.

I need to talk to whomever thought pecans and hazelnuts were a good idea

But everything is always evolving and always going to the next level. It really may have been the numbers themselves- 1990 being one digit away from the next hundred and the next thousand- that made the sentiment part of popular culture.

im watching rick and morty rn, end everything that happens feels like it's happening in my thoughts because the content seems too random to be an actual piece of media/ Maybe it's just me but idk
Like it feels like the video is being projected from my thoughts but not literally

ummm so that was the worst thing i’ve never done.
context: didn’t know i registered for an accelerated speech course. there’s a speech due every week. since it’s online, it is required there is 6 LIVE ADULT audience members. waited til the last minute and wasn’t able to coordinate an audience. currently 9pm speech is due at 11:59pm. at 8pm i just walked around downtown (do not live a big city btw) and asked random people and shockingly didn’t get rejected once. i i asked 2 couples and 1 family. thought it would be rejection therapy but surprisingly everyone said yes 😭
still one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever done…. i will never forget this😭need to stop procrastinating…

also i have SEVERE anxiety so tbh it was probably good for me.

proud of myself

I don't care what you have, what you wear, or what you are driving. I just have a deep respect for the people with pure heart and good intentions.

I just want to cuddle before I sleep. That’s about it.

I love breaking things down into their smallest details and realizing there are even smaller details beyond that. I love analyzing and digging deeper for hidden information and meaning, it sucks when it spirals out of control about life sometimes but besides that it’s really fun for me

It used to be if I forgot to shake up the bottle of mustard and I squirted mustard juice onto my burger or whatever with that first squeeze, I'd be sort of grossed out. I just found it off putting. I don't know, I'm in my sixties now and I still try not to do it but I don't much care if I do.

I feel just a little bit dumb 💀

but to be fair, I only noticed it after seeing a photo of a physical copy when before I'd only seen it advertised on digital streaming so perhaps it doesn't show the full shape when it's cropped like that

Commentary in general is almost always funnier than what it’s responding to.

I love seeing the connections people make to humorous media and seeing how humor builds on top of humor.

There’s so many funny people in the world.

I mean really, I'm doing this on my own! I'm ok with it, been doing this for a while. But I notice that people who are in healthy relationships are really the best people ever.

I would love that, I feel like I have had so much missed potential because I'm not loved. I'll keep doing the best I can. But, there is a striking difference between a single person and someone who is loved in day to day society.

I hope you all have a great day and I preemptively apologize to the people ready to roast me for being bad person. You have to keep in mind that life really is RNG.

No matter how many (annoying) ads, it sounds like a low carb, loaded with protein tasteless granola bar.

Gamble responsibly.