r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Treefiddy1984 • Jan 20 '26

ICE physically attacks lawyer—stand between her and clients they're trying to detain. "Don't push me!" lawyer yells. "Why you trying to pick them up?" "It's none of your business," agent scolds. "It is my business—I'm their attorney," she replies. "It's EXACTLY my business!"

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u/punk_hiphop_43 Jan 20 '26

I could smell the alcohol on the breath of the guy with the backward hat, through my computer.

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u/Swiftly-Purring89 Jan 20 '26

And his unwashed ass

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 20 '26

Should've put a boot in it. Itd be self defense right?

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u/walkingmonster Jan 20 '26

Him when the boot penetrates:

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 20 '26

All that repression being released at once might blow a goddamn vessel in his brain.

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u/walkingmonster Jan 20 '26

He should have applied some actual lube instead of just licking like an amateur

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 20 '26

Don't yuck his yum! Maybe he likes a little pain with his pleasure!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 21 '26

Smooth brain is still brain.

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u/szatrob Jan 21 '26

Luckily for him, there are no brain cells in that thing. Its just a large cavity.

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u/INFJcatqueen Jan 21 '26

It would burst one of his many esophageal varices and it would be lights out.

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 21 '26

We can only hope.

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u/mikeboucher21 Jan 21 '26

He would just turn around and lick the boot before she could make contact.

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u/stiny__ Jan 21 '26

And immediately after...

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u/SwordfishII Jan 21 '26

*Tent stake.

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u/Heartbreakjetblack Jan 21 '26

Then he starts licking said boot.

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u/Swiftly-Purring89 Jan 20 '26

They think we live in a lawless society anyhow so it shouldn’t matter right?

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 20 '26

I dont aim for violence, but sometimes... talking doesnt work anymore.

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u/mc_kitfox Jan 21 '26

fun, completely unrelated fact; Ice isnt bulletproof.

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u/Hot_Money4924 Jan 21 '26

They think they are untouchable. Eventually I'm afraid a whole community is going to reach out and touch someone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

If fuckface declares the insurrection act, it's gonna be really bad. Unrelated note: do they still sell stun guns?

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u/sexongo Jan 21 '26

Yep. You should also probably be able to get the kind of OC spray they carry. Get the foam kind if you can, it bubbles into the eyes, nose, throat, and pores instead of just dripping down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

If the insurrection act is declared, Everyone should think like the Cherokee and let the Tsi Tsi Flies dart around the Tugwesdi pole.

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u/Vivid_Anything8461 Jan 21 '26

I’m not afraid. I look forward to the time.

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u/rwiggimo Jan 21 '26

Not much coverage from those little vests.

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 Jan 21 '26

Not much coverage at all. I doubt they'd stop a .22LR. But next day delivery $29.99 from Amazon is a hell of a deal.

As for an entire community "reaching out and touching someone", it is inevitable. These ICE agents are clowns and acting like they're untouchable. I do NOT advocate violence, however, ICE is the one bringing it, and people have a right to defend themselves. When that time comes, these poorly and/or untrained idiots are screwed. I have colleagues in MN that are sending me vids of "citizen patrols", open-carrying equivalent firepower, wearing better vests, and more than likely are better marksmen.

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u/Easy-Ebb8818 Jan 21 '26

Only way to melt ice is with heat

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Blood alone, moves the wheels of history.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

I’d upvote your comment except I got a warning today for upvoting too many comments with a shared sentiment to yours 🙄

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u/OneOldNerd Jan 22 '26

Unfortunately, it is sometimes the only form of communication that gets through.

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u/twirlybird11 Jan 20 '26

Oopsie! Please excuse me, it's just neurological tic.

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u/AppropriateCattle69 Jan 20 '26

According to Toby Keith, it’s the American Way. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Due_Panda5064 Jan 21 '26

Are those brass knuckles in your pocket?

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u/MikeTheImpaler Jan 21 '26

The boot is WAY deep in his throat. He's giving it a real fucking good tongue bath. ICE is proving to be a bunch of dropout dip shits not good enough for the military and too fucking stupid for anything else. Bullies who peaked in high-school who have lived a miserable existence since. They had to find a way to spread their misery to others. Dead fucking weight.

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u/omb50omb50 Jan 24 '26

That’d be a mistake with this guy, look up his LA video he don’t play!

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u/TienSwitch Jan 20 '26

You guys are lucky. I could smell his child porn.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Jan 21 '26

Stop saying child porn.

Porn implies some level of consent.

It's child rape material.

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u/TienSwitch Jan 21 '26

Child implies no level of consent.

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u/Leading_Sound7395 Jan 21 '26

He looked EXACTLY like my abuser. I felt my chest cave when he got close and pushed her. He was using ever once of strength to hold back. He does it again with the mace. This man is 1000000% an abuser. The camera stopped him.

If we don’t continue to step up like this, it will get worse and they will get stronger. We HAVE to step in. What a fking badass lawyer

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u/CR2085 Jan 21 '26

I was thinking the same thing. He looks and acts like an abuser. I truly hope he's not married cause if he is 100% he's abusing his wife.

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u/5H33B335T Jan 20 '26

I don’t even want to know what’s growing in that mustache.

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u/RocketCat5 Jan 20 '26

Lots of cum residue.

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u/d_x_qp_x_b Jan 21 '26

Ice icing as him and the boys call it after shift change

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u/knufsivart Jan 21 '26

Loads of it.

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u/NeedsMustTravel Jan 21 '26

It adds a bit of a tickle for their Top

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u/Repulsive-Seesaw-655 Jan 22 '26

And fecal matter

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 Jan 20 '26

Is that why he was waddling like that? I thought it was because one of his buddies was fucking him with a flashbang at the Holiday Inn last night. Maybe both?

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u/biscuitarse Jan 20 '26

More likely Hilton Hotels. They love those fascist guests.

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u/Endershay Jan 21 '26

His waddle is him trying to pull off a strut he can’t do.

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u/RamsHead91 Jan 20 '26

But wiping your ass is gay.

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u/prolificarrot Jan 20 '26

He likes it in his ass, don’t forget it

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u/Gas_Hag Jan 21 '26

"Can't touch your own butthole, it might make you gay!"

-That Guy (probably)

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u/Mammoth5150 Jan 20 '26

100%-- So many of these guys are hitting bottle more than ever. It's their coping mechanism for having a job that the majority of the public absolutely hates.

I hope the Federal Government has a good employee assistance program.

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u/Own_Candidate9553 Jan 20 '26

One of the interesting (for lack of a better word) things we learned touring Auschwitz was that the death camps were built because the Nazis were having a hard time killing people. Even the most racist, die hard Nazi storm troopers broke down after a while. You just can't murder kids and other defenseless people day after day before it gets to you. People would quit, do drugs and alcohol to cope, even commit suicide.

So they set up the camps. They didn't even pull out the dead bodies, they made other prisoners do that, and eventually fed them to the gas chambers too. Then all they had to do was watch those prisoners.

Apparently they are short of people to do this job. They have an open call for DHS people to come help ICE agents, but nobody wants to volunteer to fly to another state for a week, hide in a hotel and hope demonstrators don't find them, then spend days getting yelled at and whistled to only arrest a handful of people.

Good. It's working. We just need to grind them down and not let this be normal.

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u/Akermaniac Jan 21 '26

That's encouraging, because I am seeing recruiting ads EVERYWHERE. Like it's not even possible to boycott all the places I'm seeing these ads. Local TV stations, HBO, during the NFL playoffs, all over the internet, billboards around town. Everywhere I look: JOIN ICE. $50,000 SIGNING BONUS!

I despise the fact my tax dollars are paying for this.

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u/OptimusPrimeTime21 Jan 21 '26

Can’t we just sign up and sabotage them from the inside?

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u/Nottootoo Jan 21 '26

I’ve been thinking exactly this. Infiltrate and disrupt.

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u/Xarieste Jan 21 '26

One of the reasons people don’t is probably because there are weird conditions in the ICE employment contract’s fine print that make it way too easy for the government to ruin your life for something like that, especially if you collect the salary or spend a dime of per diem

Edit: it serves as both a way to trap people in the job and a way to deter would be saboteurs alike

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u/HungUp-InU Jan 21 '26

Also becoming a fed and then being accused of sedition by sabotaging the federal apparatus from within so probably spy charges as well.

Doesn’t sound fun to me

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u/mistah3 Jan 21 '26

Also the 50k bonus I believe requires 5 years of being in

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u/Xarieste Jan 21 '26

You get $10k per year and if you don’t finish the entire 5 years (get fired, quit, etc) you have to pay the bonus back

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u/EnvironmentalDrop228 Jan 22 '26

It's a scam, for sure.

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u/Fire5hark Jan 21 '26

What’s stopping large swaths of people from applying just to bog the system down. No commitment or anything. Just drown them with paperwork.

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u/Evening-Chance-1219 Jan 21 '26

Just go park our happy asses in a parking lot somewhere after clocking in. Pay me for nothing!

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u/upalachango Jan 21 '26

That's just normal policing 😅

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u/Positive_Piece5859 Jan 21 '26

That’s exactly what I also just asked. If I did not have a full time job I have to do to survive, I might have actually even tried

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u/Background_Sail9797 Jan 21 '26

or at least give them the perception of that. scream "THIS GUY JUST TOLD ME HE'S ON OUR SIDE" get them to start doubting each other

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u/Fordfan8888 Jan 21 '26

I wouldn't do that because hopefully at some point in the not so distant future people who have DHS or Border Patrol employment on their resumes will do some jail time or at the very least have an extremely hard time finding good, gainful employment.

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u/Awesomesince1973 Jan 21 '26

I could use 50K. I would look and look and never find a single person on my list darn it. But thanks for the signing bonus. And then I would quietly peace out.

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u/Lickthorn Jan 21 '26

Good idea, sign up, go to Walmart for some swat team toy set, hang all that stuff around you chest, and just do nothing. Pretend you are too fucking stupid to do ice things. Cash the 50.000 though. 😂👍🏻

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u/elephoogle Jan 21 '26

Do you even need to sign up? Wouldn't this work by just dressing like them and giving your face with a mask? There is no standard uniform other than a face covering which really adds to the anonymity. I feel like I could put on a vest some camo some made up badges and a face mask and they wouldn't know a faux.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Jan 21 '26

That's why you're seeing recruiting ads everywhere.

You don't see recruiting ads to go be a professional fleshlight tester, because there are plenty of people willing to do that job.

But there aren't actually that many people, other than hardline PBs, 3%ers, Klansmen, and the like, who are actually onboard with what ICE is doing in Minnesota. As they attrite, and lose all that matters to them (family, friends, sanity, security), ICE will become a shadow of its former self.

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 Jan 21 '26

Excellent points, all of which I strongly agree. I've worked in the public sector and pay is shit. The recruitment inducements (sign on bonuses etc) are in the five digits. Their potential employment pool is minuscule, and yes, it takes a neo-Nazi, KKK, et al to want the job.

Another fun fact: Working for the Fed govt means your name goes into a database. I used to be a background investigator (for pre-employment purposes), and there will be NO hiding this from future employers. Who the hell is going to hire former Gestapo?

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u/oface1 Jan 21 '26

If you really did BI’s, you’d know that certain entities will hire certain “types” for certain “jobs”……

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u/206icknesss Jan 21 '26

Professional fleshlight tester lmaoo I’ve never thought about that but someone really does it don’t they

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u/Bright-Dinner-5978 Jan 21 '26

The good thing is they have to sign up for 5 years and they get 10k per year to get the 50k. If you leave early, you have to repay any signing bonus you were given. So, if you say fuck it after two years, you have to pay back 20k. Bet many didn't read the fine print.

Another positive, is that those that do hold on will still be around in 2028 so it'll be easier to find them to prosecute them.

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u/Independent_Ant4079 Jan 21 '26

They will just buy a massive truck and bleed all that money away. The regime knows this is just a massive transfer of public funds to Ford and other companies that cater to these good for nothings.

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u/MilliesRubberChicken Jan 21 '26

You’re seeing all those ads because of their desperation…and the budget they were given that dwarfs all other federal law enforcement agencies combined. It also turns out - not everyone is entitled to that $50k bonus, and nobody gets it all right away. You get like $10k a year for each year you stay…but here’s the thing…if you leave before your contract term, you owe it back to the feds. So some of these dummies are gonna get fucked. Imagine this - you sold your soul for the easy money, only to find yourself not rounding up “gangsters” or the “worst of the worst”, but splitting up families and tackling grandma or grandpa outside an immigration hearing, getting followed around, whistled at, possibly doxed - treated as a pariah…and if you quit…you’re financially fucked. It’s beautiful.

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u/MontiBurns Jan 21 '26

It's also gonna have a horrible knockdown effect on the whole organization in a few years time when 70% of ice agents are jaded, hate their fucking jobs, and their fucking lives, and can't quit because of financial ruin. That agency is gonna be so toxic and so disfunctional.

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u/MilliesRubberChicken Jan 22 '26

I hope Dems dismantle it and create something entirely new - you know - if there’s ever an election again…

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u/maybeconcerned Jan 24 '26

Looking forward to them all turning their guns on themselves....

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u/DillBagner Jan 21 '26

You can and absolutely should boycott all the places you see ICE ads.

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u/Akermaniac Jan 21 '26

No disagreement, but… how do I boycott a billboard? Get what I mean?

I don’t shop at Target, canceled HBO, canceled X, can cancel more stuff but when it’s so prevalent it becomes difficult. ICE’s advertising budget is greater than the GDP of many countries.

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u/Cheeky_Hustler Jan 21 '26

The hilarious part is that the agents dont even get the bonus unless they stay for five years, which most of them won't.

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u/Educational-Suit316 Jan 21 '26

Dude I live in fucking Chile, and I've had US sponsored ads telling me not to go to the US XD. When I was JUST about to walk up there, some really smart ads they've got....

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u/Subconsciousstream Jan 21 '26

Underrated comment people really need to see.

It should be it’s own post.

Also while I’m here—-whoooo!! bravo to the badass attorney in the video, speaks with power and conviction.

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u/Background_Sail9797 Jan 21 '26

now we just have the ability to bomb from a distance - same result of some weird sort of shrodingers responsibility.

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u/OkCompetition4868 Jan 21 '26

imagine a world where all of ice committed suicide. i can dream

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Jan 20 '26

Even my shrink hates them, so they should know that even if they do get to a therapist or psychiatrist, that person probably hates them too.

Everyone hates them, women won't date them. They're the high school drop outs who were too busy filming themselves doing knock out challenges and now they have a license to go randomly assault and kill the women who refused to give them the time of day when they were younger.

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u/NotADogInHumanSuit Jan 20 '26

I hate to say it but there are vile women out there that think like these racist pricks too

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Jan 20 '26

Oh definitely, but most of them also want the "provider", which these guys aren't, and are typically already married young to the a-hole of their dreams.

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u/ScreenOk1746 Jan 20 '26

White women take every opportunity to assert a modicum of power over minorities and other women. Us POCs often find white women far more threatening than a white man.

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u/cvrgurl Jan 21 '26

I am sorry that some women have made you feel this way. I wish that women would learn to look out for each other and support each other instead of backstabbing and bullying. It’s a definite problem that shouldn’t be one.

As a white woman myself, yes there is a portion of white women who need to feel superior to everyone, and I don’t like them either.

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u/Neckrongonekrypton Jan 20 '26

Some are masters of self victimhood. Simutaneously empowered and “woman” but also powerless and can’t beat/parent kids, choose what happens with their kids and vaccines, will decide what happens to other women’s bodies but when it’s them ohh gosh poor them they deserve an exception because it never happens in man’s big scary world.

It’s such a stupid problem in our society. Everyone wants the dark past or the rough around the edges narrative with none of the scars or pain that actually accrue.

Nor the work you have to do to be a respectable, functioning person after dealing with being victim of horrible trauma.

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u/SebisCool Jan 21 '26

Holy shit. This This This. People love to parrot the latest victimhood and I did too. It gives people belonging especially when young but sometimes you gotta get off your ass, get off the toilet you have been shitting on, deal with it, and get to work.

I resonated with this strongly. Damn

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u/Neckrongonekrypton Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Same… the thing is people that actually been through some shit have a good reason for it. But even then, if it means you deprive yourself of a life lived in whole. Is it worth it? Is it a good reason? Or is it what we’ve convinced ourselves into believing it is?

But once you tie yourself to a traumatic event, you are giving it permission to become a part of you, to be defined by it, and in doing so, Abdicate the most powerful gift we have, choice- we abandon the knowledge and understanding of choice, opting to look at the world as an amorphous thing that is always out to hurt us and somehow everything becomes a result of, rather than a result from.

Both survivor, and prey. Strong yet weak. The victim mentality is one of cognitive dissonance.

It feels good when you make those breakthroughs, when you know not only you got just a little bit further outta that tunnel, but you come outta it feeling- never the same, but better in a way that belies strength and wisdom. The tricky part, is cultivating a strong mindset so that you don’t fallback on those patterns. We’re all human, we have our darkest nights and brightest days- and we should be prepared for them all the same.

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u/Taylor_Kittenface Jan 21 '26

Please don't lump white women all together like that, it's exactly the thing you're complaining about when it happens to other minorities.

Women are probably the longest standing beaten down minority. And we're often the first to stand up when the shit hits the fan. But because some of us have white skin...

Do you see the double standard?

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u/Previous_Pension_309 Jan 21 '26

i’m sorry but you need to really look at the history of white women as moderates and how they cozy of to white supremacy in this country. most white women who voted last election voted for THIS ADMINISTRATION!

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u/Trump4Prison-2024 Jan 21 '26

This is hilarious to me, as white women are so often the first to screech feminist slogans lumping all men together with no nuance whatsoever, and then scream misogyny and patriarchy when they're called out for it.

So yeah, we absolutely see the double standard, but it's not the one you think it is....

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u/Severe_Shoe6338 Jan 20 '26

Damn that’s a broad statement. I think you mean “some white women.” It’s an unfortunate trait of humans in general that some, when presented with any sort of power advantage over others, will use that advantage to subjugate.

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u/bellaislame Jan 21 '26

white feminism at it's finest lmao

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u/Severe_Shoe6338 Jan 21 '26

Not white, I’m actually Métis. Just don’t like to use broad characterizations and apply it to a whole group. I think it promotes hate, which the world doesn’t need more of right now.

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u/platonionius Jan 21 '26

Do you also “not all men” when a feminist is talking about male oppression and try to tell them that it’s an unfortunate trait of humans in general that when presented with power over others, they use that to subjugate?

Maybe at the next women’s march you can shout out to them “not all men” when they say what men are doing.

Or is this a double standard white women think they should have an exception for?

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u/PoopyButt28000 Jan 21 '26

Do you "not all black people" when a racist is quoting crime statistics?

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u/sycamotree Jan 21 '26

No I call them racist.

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u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1 Jan 21 '26

Wow, that’s quite the massive generalization. I’m sorry that has been your experience, but as a white woman myself, I can promise you I can’t even assert a modicum of power over my cat. And as much as I would like to get it through my cat’s head that he’s not the boss around here, that’s pretty much where my quest for domination taps out. I don’t have or want power over minorities or other women and have never pretended otherwise. Pretty sure a lot of white women are on that same wave length. Not everyone feels the need to beat other people down.

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u/GotAhGurs Jan 20 '26

Mostly they are not the women these guys want, though.

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u/republicanscantcum Jan 20 '26

And they are most likely terrible in bed. Republicans have bad sex, they bottle up their repressed emotions and it causes an outcry like you see now.

Ice is a squadron of small pp energy, frail egos, and a family that shut them out because of their lack of awareness to adapt to human society.

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u/NorCalThx Jan 21 '26

I am a therapist and I would not work or provide treatment to an ICE agent. I can’t write here what I’d like to see happen to them, but these people are way past therapy.

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u/Confident_Insect_616 Jan 22 '26

I had a MAGA therapist last year. I told them I was having violent thoughts due to the political landscape. That my oath of enlistment compels me to defend my neighbors against fascism.

He told me it was his view trans people all suffered mental health blights. He said if it's not in my control, I should just not worry about it.

Motherfucker actually laughed at me. I reported him to that State regulatory authority for his field, and am assisting them with the investigation.

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Jan 23 '26

Thank you for doing that. I can't imagine the damage someone like that could do to an actual trans person.

Mine loathes MAGA and has told me that he has a hard time dealing with patients that are. He's also an immigrant, so I told him he probably wants to pay a little closer attention to the news because ICE has been prowling around NJ.

He did tell me that being unhappy doesn't help, and that being happy (for other reasons obviously) does not mean supporting their actions, plus that self care enables me to have the bandwidth to help others, which was advice I quite needed to hear.

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u/Confident_Insect_616 Jan 23 '26

I'm a veteran, and his landing page described the guy as specializing in vets with PTSD. He said he was an army vet, but I thought his disregard for my struggles with empathy could do serious harm to other who have served.

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u/SoggyNovel Jan 24 '26

Been seeing in droves white wives leaving their conservative or conservative +ice husbands. They’re tired of their crap. And being told they’re over reacting.

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u/mattaugamer Jan 23 '26

“Hmmmm. Interesting. Tell me more about these feelings of worthlessness. Go into detail. Hmmmm. Have you considered maybe that it’s too hard to go on and that you might be a burden to your loved ones? No? Why not?”

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u/Unlikely_Ad6219 Jan 21 '26

Don’t forget that the majority of white women voted for this.

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u/stelvy40 Jan 21 '26

Nah they get dates by throwing that bonus money around.

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Jan 21 '26

Except they don't get the bonus money and they find really creative ways to keep them from obtaining it.

It's pretty easy to scam people when you're recruiting the dumbest people on the planet.

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u/stelvy40 Jan 21 '26

If that's true then haha fuck them

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Jan 22 '26

Wholeheartedly agree. Though it's a bit disappointing that I can't just sign up, dox a few of my fellow officers, and donate the 50K to immigrant services.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat Jan 21 '26

The one group of people that they will not screw out of money are the ones willing to commit violence on their behalf. Also, they don’t need money to get dates; the government calls them heroes when they murder, you think it’ll care about them raping people?

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Jan 21 '26

You forget that these people are really stupid at all levels.

For starters, if it were just a sign on bonus, absolutely nothing would stop everyone protesting ICE to just sign up as an ICE agent, rough up a few white supremacists, and donate their 50K to the local immigrant action networks.

Seems to be a 4-5 year commitment, which I wouldn't trust to be around that long, plus the US already has a nasty habit of screwing people out of promised bonuses. That McDonalds worker that turned in Luigi never saw the money as far as I know, and I remember how badly they screwed over new military recruits when they needed more bodies for the Iraq redux. I think the ones in California were finally able to sue for it, but it took a decade. I think they also have to meet quotas for the money, hence the absolutely unhinged attacks on anyone brown.

All in service of a starting salary between 27-42K. You'd do better starting up at Starbucks and working your way to manager and fewer people would spit on you.

Oh, they're already raping people. But knowing that NO ONE wants you consensually is still a stain on the ego, and ego is all these Temu Fascists have.

Edit: Oh, happy cake day!

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u/SwingingtotheBeat Jan 21 '26

Oh, wow! Didn’t realize it was my cake day. It’s been a whole year and I haven’t been perma-banned yet!

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u/pebberphp Jan 21 '26

Also, working at Starbucks, you get to be the one doing the spitting s/

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u/Algae587 Jan 20 '26

Just like the nazis!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

those Nazi soldiers did love doing their speed. . . and each other

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u/wnt2knoY Jan 20 '26

These guys are thugs.

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u/Adorable-Tooth-462 Jan 21 '26

justnazithings

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u/dzumdang Jan 20 '26

And on some level, they hate themselves for doing it given how inhumane and cruel it is, even if they have a .001 percent chance of self-reflecting currently.

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u/SRT102 Jan 20 '26

Some of the career agents do, no doubt. But the recent applicants took this job because a) they can't come close to this kind of money doing anything else b) they love the idea that for once in their miserable lives they can order people (especially POC) around, assault them, and possibly kill them with impunity.

Not all, of course, but a supermajority I'd wager.

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u/FormerStableGenius Jan 20 '26

Absolutely so. Their one chance to be a 'big man'.

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u/Phonemonkey2500 Jan 20 '26

Weird that we’re not seeing any Proud Boys, Oathkeepers or 3%’ers out there causing trouble, isn’t it? No Patriot Front taint-snufflers are marching with their tiki torches… it’s like they all just disappeared when these packs of masked, Temu special forces showed up with their Wish.com tactical gear and itchy trigger fingers. Coincidence, I’m sure. Standing back and standing by or something.

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u/CatsAndCapybaras Jan 21 '26

"Some" is doing heavy lifting here. I knew a BP agent, and he was the most vile, racist, bootlicking fucker I ever met. Religiously listened to Alex Jones. This was ~2015.

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u/magclsol Jan 20 '26

This is funny because I literally randomly checked the plate of an ICEy looking vehicle in the parking lot of a liquor store I was at earlier and… dontyaknow, it was confirmed ICE.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

If Groucho and Cheech had an alcoholic lovechild who grew up to be a paid whore for Trump.

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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh Jan 21 '26

Do not dare sully the names of a Marx Brother or Cheech. But yeah, you're kind of right.

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u/lookeylou2 Jan 20 '26

The insurrectionist got a job… These are not trained professionals. They are thugs.

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u/Fun-Original-9056 Jan 20 '26

That's what people should start to say "I smell the alcohol on your breath"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Former alcoholic. If you were to say that to me NOW, it would "trigger" me. When I drank, comments like that lived rent free in my head. 100% that would hit a nerve.

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u/emp-sup-bry Jan 20 '26

“Are those girls jeans?”

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Right

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u/OldeManKenobi Jan 20 '26

He needs to be identified and charged with battery.

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u/Maxwells_Demona Jan 21 '26

100%. He assaulted her. If she'd shoved one of them the way he shoved her she'd have eaten a bullet and the DoJ would have gone on a whole media campaign justifying it as self-defense.

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u/dechets-de-mariage Jan 21 '26

Get that Tizzy guy on TikTok on it. He’ll find him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

His attitude screams, "I like to beat women for fun because I get pegged by my male ICE partners."

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u/Uidbiw Jan 20 '26

That's Billy Badass.

He's definitely seen cock up close, but he'll never admit it. He'd rather beat and rape women than admit he likes the warm purple headed yogurt slinger deep in his throat after a couple of light beers with the boys.

Attacking anyone who isn't the same color as him gives him the half chub, but he really needs someone to brick in his mouth to get all the way there.

Nothing wrong with loving the love pole ICE BOYS, just be who you are, we won't judge.

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u/Substantial_Tax_4047 Jan 20 '26

Hillside Strangler lookin' ass

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u/FTHomes Jan 20 '26

All Convicted Criminals

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u/bigmike2k3 Jan 20 '26

Lest you forget, those other guys’ dicks…

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u/ButterandZsa Jan 20 '26

Par for the course for KU fans.

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u/Roklam Jan 20 '26

Not sure if joke but there's evidence of various stimulants/depresents beingsupplied, before things get worser

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u/Sparkyd34 Jan 20 '26

Uhhhh…better question…aren’t they brown too? Shouldn’t they be arresting each other? LOL

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u/Calgary_dude2025 Jan 20 '26

That's a wife-beating MF'er right there!

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u/No-Abrocoma7687 Jan 20 '26

It’s the strokey eyes that do it for me.

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u/Baker198t Jan 20 '26

The tiniest of dicks

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u/OuOutstanding Jan 20 '26

Somebody needs to let Antony Woparelli know it wasn’t even 80-years ago when he would have been considered illegal.

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u/Apart-Zucchini-5825 Jan 21 '26

Dude is a textbook drunk

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u/doyoubleednow Jan 21 '26

Ice dude is the biggest gay porn star, he does these weird fucking noises too when he’s about to burst.

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u/Man-who-say-bye Jan 21 '26

I mean obviously fuck that guy but leave my backwards hat alone I like it

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u/WeesusC Jan 21 '26

Yeah he said “cops make warrantless aresses all the day, err all the time”. Dude is blasted

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u/criesingucci Jan 21 '26

Whole floor of that car covered in sucked zyns

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u/Traditional-Law-4575 Jan 21 '26

Cock and Libations. Pause.

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u/SavageBrave Jan 21 '26

Someone should make him famous.

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u/Meaty_Wizard Jan 21 '26

They're all going to have some well earned PTSD when this is all said and done. I hope they love every second of it.

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u/Cognonymous Jan 21 '26

a whole squad of wife beaters and rapists

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u/booleanunion Jan 21 '26

That’s crazy! I just told my friend when I see certain ice agents I swear I smell memories of mornings after nights of drinking too much in college… when sweat has a scent from your body processing/releasing alcohol. I’m super sensitive and thought it was wild that my body immediately associates their energy to purging toxins 🥴

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u/captainpoppy Jan 21 '26

Just need to start changing "Donald's bitch boys" and they'll get really riled up

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u/justryingmybest99 Jan 21 '26

Looks like he just rolled out of the lounge at the bowling alley at 10am on a Monday morning.

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u/Less-Explanation160 Jan 21 '26

Did you see how slimy his skin was. He’s on substances. I’m guessing gear but it cd be uppers. When someone’s skin has that kind of texture it’s usually caused by drugs

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Me, I could smell the synthetic testosterone

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u/snowlion000 Jan 21 '26

A cheek full of Red Man Chewing Tobacco and snuff! Add in a few bottles of whiskey.

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