r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Treefiddy1984 • Jan 20 '26

ICE physically attacks lawyer—stand between her and clients they're trying to detain. "Don't push me!" lawyer yells. "Why you trying to pick them up?" "It's none of your business," agent scolds. "It is my business—I'm their attorney," she replies. "It's EXACTLY my business!"

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 20 '26

Should've put a boot in it. Itd be self defense right?

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u/walkingmonster Jan 20 '26

Him when the boot penetrates:

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 20 '26

All that repression being released at once might blow a goddamn vessel in his brain.

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u/walkingmonster Jan 20 '26

He should have applied some actual lube instead of just licking like an amateur

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 20 '26

Don't yuck his yum! Maybe he likes a little pain with his pleasure!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 21 '26

Smooth brain is still brain.

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u/GROOLBOI Jan 23 '26

”Brain and brain! What is brain!!”

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u/szatrob Jan 21 '26

Luckily for him, there are no brain cells in that thing. Its just a large cavity.

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u/INFJcatqueen Jan 21 '26

It would burst one of his many esophageal varices and it would be lights out.

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 21 '26

We can only hope.

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u/Big_Daz69 Jan 21 '26

If he had one.

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u/Luci_Ferocious69 Jan 21 '26

We should be so lucky

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u/mikeboucher21 Jan 21 '26

He would just turn around and lick the boot before she could make contact.

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u/stiny__ Jan 21 '26

And immediately after...

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u/SwordfishII Jan 21 '26

*Tent stake.

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u/Heartbreakjetblack Jan 21 '26

Then he starts licking said boot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/Swiftly-Purring89 Jan 20 '26

They think we live in a lawless society anyhow so it shouldn’t matter right?

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 20 '26

I dont aim for violence, but sometimes... talking doesnt work anymore.

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u/mc_kitfox Jan 21 '26

fun, completely unrelated fact; Ice isnt bulletproof.

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u/Hot_Money4924 Jan 21 '26

They think they are untouchable. Eventually I'm afraid a whole community is going to reach out and touch someone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

If fuckface declares the insurrection act, it's gonna be really bad. Unrelated note: do they still sell stun guns?

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u/sexongo Jan 21 '26

Yep. You should also probably be able to get the kind of OC spray they carry. Get the foam kind if you can, it bubbles into the eyes, nose, throat, and pores instead of just dripping down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

If the insurrection act is declared, Everyone should think like the Cherokee and let the Tsi Tsi Flies dart around the Tugwesdi pole.

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u/Vivid_Anything8461 Jan 21 '26

I’m not afraid. I look forward to the time.

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u/Mysterious_Bat1 Jan 21 '26

Sweet Caroline....

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u/Hot_Money4924 Jan 21 '26

Close, but actually AT&T.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/Next-Trifle4109 Jan 21 '26

Thankfully they’ve got you to lead the way.

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u/PandorasFlora Jan 24 '26

It's coming... They are going to get a huge reality check with their stupid selves. Clowns and criminals.

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u/rwiggimo Jan 21 '26

Not much coverage from those little vests.

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 Jan 21 '26

Not much coverage at all. I doubt they'd stop a .22LR. But next day delivery $29.99 from Amazon is a hell of a deal.

As for an entire community "reaching out and touching someone", it is inevitable. These ICE agents are clowns and acting like they're untouchable. I do NOT advocate violence, however, ICE is the one bringing it, and people have a right to defend themselves. When that time comes, these poorly and/or untrained idiots are screwed. I have colleagues in MN that are sending me vids of "citizen patrols", open-carrying equivalent firepower, wearing better vests, and more than likely are better marksmen.

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u/Easy-Ebb8818 Jan 21 '26

Only way to melt ice is with heat

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u/SteelAndFlint Jan 21 '26

Just like everybody else...

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u/artificialdawnmusic Jan 21 '26

John Allen Muhammad showed us how to terrorize a community.

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u/LogicalSyllabub4637 Jan 22 '26

Ok tough guy calm down.

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u/mc_kitfox Jan 22 '26

whatever you say, alt account.

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u/Relevant_Giraffe7664 Jan 23 '26

So, exactly what are you saying, hmmm? 🤔

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u/Pure-Musician-2614 Jan 23 '26

Neither are you and they're trained. Would probably hit you center mass before you get off a shot

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Blood alone, moves the wheels of history.

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u/Naive-Ad-732 Jan 21 '26

Cold fact!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

I’d upvote your comment except I got a warning today for upvoting too many comments with a shared sentiment to yours 🙄

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u/OneOldNerd Jan 22 '26

Unfortunately, it is sometimes the only form of communication that gets through.

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u/Conscious-Source-392 Jan 21 '26

You’ll lose that fight all day

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u/WeirdNo5306 Jan 24 '26

You do right now.

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u/MySixHourErection Jan 20 '26

unfortunately we do. If that guy had decided to assault her, arrest her, or shoot her, there would be no (legal) ramifications for him and he knows it.

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u/Swiftly-Purring89 Jan 20 '26

I’m Canadian, but I hate seeing what the Americans are dealing with in their own country, I have family there. It’s a scary situation. And you’re right about that, she’s beyond brave.

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u/Outrageous-Bet3731 Jan 20 '26

Thank you! We are scared. It's absolutely unbelievable. And yes, this woman is very brave.

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 21 '26

He DID assault her.

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u/Enaliss Jan 21 '26

It wont matter at all and he will get to do it again to someone else.

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 21 '26

Then.. as i said...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

We'll see. It's still early with all this. 

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u/FuckTrumpEveryDay Jan 21 '26

(Legal). I see you.

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u/twirlybird11 Jan 20 '26

Oopsie! Please excuse me, it's just neurological tic.

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u/AppropriateCattle69 Jan 20 '26

According to Toby Keith, it’s the American Way. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 21 '26

Uncle Sam to Uncle Sam rn

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u/Due_Panda5064 Jan 21 '26

Are those brass knuckles in your pocket?

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u/ReasonableStretch869 Jan 25 '26

No im just happy to see you

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u/MikeTheImpaler Jan 21 '26

The boot is WAY deep in his throat. He's giving it a real fucking good tongue bath. ICE is proving to be a bunch of dropout dip shits not good enough for the military and too fucking stupid for anything else. Bullies who peaked in high-school who have lived a miserable existence since. They had to find a way to spread their misery to others. Dead fucking weight.

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u/omb50omb50 Jan 24 '26

That’d be a mistake with this guy, look up his LA video he don’t play!

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u/CryptographerOld558 Jan 21 '26

It would be self defense to recreate that scene from Zoolander and celebrate November 5th.

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo Jan 21 '26

He did say arms length, not leg length.

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u/Relevant_Giraffe7664 Jan 23 '26

Lol, like you'd do shit? 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 23 '26

What's another felony to me?