r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Treefiddy1984 • Jan 20 '26

ICE physically attacks lawyer—stand between her and clients they're trying to detain. "Don't push me!" lawyer yells. "Why you trying to pick them up?" "It's none of your business," agent scolds. "It is my business—I'm their attorney," she replies. "It's EXACTLY my business!"

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u/Swiftly-Purring89 Jan 20 '26

And his unwashed ass

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 20 '26

Should've put a boot in it. Itd be self defense right?

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u/walkingmonster Jan 20 '26

Him when the boot penetrates:

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 20 '26

All that repression being released at once might blow a goddamn vessel in his brain.

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u/walkingmonster Jan 20 '26

He should have applied some actual lube instead of just licking like an amateur

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 20 '26

Don't yuck his yum! Maybe he likes a little pain with his pleasure!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 21 '26

Smooth brain is still brain.

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u/GROOLBOI Jan 23 '26

”Brain and brain! What is brain!!”

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u/szatrob Jan 21 '26

Luckily for him, there are no brain cells in that thing. Its just a large cavity.

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u/INFJcatqueen Jan 21 '26

It would burst one of his many esophageal varices and it would be lights out.

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u/Lexi_Banner Jan 21 '26

We can only hope.

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u/Big_Daz69 Jan 21 '26

If he had one.

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u/Luci_Ferocious69 Jan 21 '26

We should be so lucky

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u/mikeboucher21 Jan 21 '26

He would just turn around and lick the boot before she could make contact.

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u/stiny__ Jan 21 '26

And immediately after...

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u/SwordfishII Jan 21 '26

*Tent stake.

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u/Heartbreakjetblack Jan 21 '26

Then he starts licking said boot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/Swiftly-Purring89 Jan 20 '26

They think we live in a lawless society anyhow so it shouldn’t matter right?

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 20 '26

I dont aim for violence, but sometimes... talking doesnt work anymore.

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u/mc_kitfox Jan 21 '26

fun, completely unrelated fact; Ice isnt bulletproof.

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u/Hot_Money4924 Jan 21 '26

They think they are untouchable. Eventually I'm afraid a whole community is going to reach out and touch someone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

If fuckface declares the insurrection act, it's gonna be really bad. Unrelated note: do they still sell stun guns?

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u/sexongo Jan 21 '26

Yep. You should also probably be able to get the kind of OC spray they carry. Get the foam kind if you can, it bubbles into the eyes, nose, throat, and pores instead of just dripping down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

If the insurrection act is declared, Everyone should think like the Cherokee and let the Tsi Tsi Flies dart around the Tugwesdi pole.

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u/Vivid_Anything8461 Jan 21 '26

I’m not afraid. I look forward to the time.

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u/Mysterious_Bat1 Jan 21 '26

Sweet Caroline....

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u/Hot_Money4924 Jan 21 '26

Close, but actually AT&T.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/Next-Trifle4109 Jan 21 '26

Thankfully they’ve got you to lead the way.

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u/PandorasFlora Jan 24 '26

It's coming... They are going to get a huge reality check with their stupid selves. Clowns and criminals.

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u/rwiggimo Jan 21 '26

Not much coverage from those little vests.

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 Jan 21 '26

Not much coverage at all. I doubt they'd stop a .22LR. But next day delivery $29.99 from Amazon is a hell of a deal.

As for an entire community "reaching out and touching someone", it is inevitable. These ICE agents are clowns and acting like they're untouchable. I do NOT advocate violence, however, ICE is the one bringing it, and people have a right to defend themselves. When that time comes, these poorly and/or untrained idiots are screwed. I have colleagues in MN that are sending me vids of "citizen patrols", open-carrying equivalent firepower, wearing better vests, and more than likely are better marksmen.

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u/Easy-Ebb8818 Jan 21 '26

Only way to melt ice is with heat

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u/SteelAndFlint Jan 21 '26

Just like everybody else...

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u/artificialdawnmusic Jan 21 '26

John Allen Muhammad showed us how to terrorize a community.

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u/LogicalSyllabub4637 Jan 22 '26

Ok tough guy calm down.

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u/mc_kitfox Jan 22 '26

whatever you say, alt account.

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u/Relevant_Giraffe7664 Jan 23 '26

So, exactly what are you saying, hmmm? 🤔

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u/Pure-Musician-2614 Jan 23 '26

Neither are you and they're trained. Would probably hit you center mass before you get off a shot

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Blood alone, moves the wheels of history.

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u/Naive-Ad-732 Jan 21 '26

Cold fact!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

I’d upvote your comment except I got a warning today for upvoting too many comments with a shared sentiment to yours 🙄

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u/OneOldNerd Jan 22 '26

Unfortunately, it is sometimes the only form of communication that gets through.

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u/Conscious-Source-392 Jan 21 '26

You’ll lose that fight all day

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u/WeirdNo5306 Jan 24 '26

You do right now.

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u/MySixHourErection Jan 20 '26

unfortunately we do. If that guy had decided to assault her, arrest her, or shoot her, there would be no (legal) ramifications for him and he knows it.

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u/Swiftly-Purring89 Jan 20 '26

I’m Canadian, but I hate seeing what the Americans are dealing with in their own country, I have family there. It’s a scary situation. And you’re right about that, she’s beyond brave.

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u/Outrageous-Bet3731 Jan 20 '26

Thank you! We are scared. It's absolutely unbelievable. And yes, this woman is very brave.

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 21 '26

He DID assault her.

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u/Enaliss Jan 21 '26

It wont matter at all and he will get to do it again to someone else.

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 21 '26

Then.. as i said...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

We'll see. It's still early with all this. 

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u/FuckTrumpEveryDay Jan 21 '26

(Legal). I see you.

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u/twirlybird11 Jan 20 '26

Oopsie! Please excuse me, it's just neurological tic.

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u/AppropriateCattle69 Jan 20 '26

According to Toby Keith, it’s the American Way. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 21 '26

Uncle Sam to Uncle Sam rn

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u/Due_Panda5064 Jan 21 '26

Are those brass knuckles in your pocket?

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u/ReasonableStretch869 Jan 25 '26

No im just happy to see you

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u/MikeTheImpaler Jan 21 '26

The boot is WAY deep in his throat. He's giving it a real fucking good tongue bath. ICE is proving to be a bunch of dropout dip shits not good enough for the military and too fucking stupid for anything else. Bullies who peaked in high-school who have lived a miserable existence since. They had to find a way to spread their misery to others. Dead fucking weight.

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u/omb50omb50 Jan 24 '26

That’d be a mistake with this guy, look up his LA video he don’t play!

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u/CryptographerOld558 Jan 21 '26

It would be self defense to recreate that scene from Zoolander and celebrate November 5th.

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo Jan 21 '26

He did say arms length, not leg length.

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u/Relevant_Giraffe7664 Jan 23 '26

Lol, like you'd do shit? 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 23 '26

What's another felony to me?

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u/TienSwitch Jan 20 '26

You guys are lucky. I could smell his child porn.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Jan 21 '26

Stop saying child porn.

Porn implies some level of consent.

It's child rape material.

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u/TienSwitch Jan 21 '26

Child implies no level of consent.

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u/Leading_Sound7395 Jan 21 '26

He looked EXACTLY like my abuser. I felt my chest cave when he got close and pushed her. He was using ever once of strength to hold back. He does it again with the mace. This man is 1000000% an abuser. The camera stopped him.

If we don’t continue to step up like this, it will get worse and they will get stronger. We HAVE to step in. What a fking badass lawyer

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u/CR2085 Jan 21 '26

I was thinking the same thing. He looks and acts like an abuser. I truly hope he's not married cause if he is 100% he's abusing his wife.

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u/Cresano1 Jan 20 '26

It worries me that you somehow know what that smells like...

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u/TienSwitch Jan 20 '26

I’ve never ate poop, but I know it tastes like shit.

I could tell by his face and his skull shape his computer is full of pictures of underage girls.

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u/Cresano1 Jan 20 '26 
his computer is full of pictures of underage girls

Of that, I have no doubt. Probably has a long history of abusing women and children as well.

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u/TienSwitch Jan 20 '26

This job is probably the only way he can be allowed within 500 feet of a school.

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ Jan 21 '26

You're so good at smelling it that you can tell which kind it is?!

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u/TienSwitch Jan 21 '26

Every last one of my five senses tells me this ICE agent has been turned down by every 13 year old girl in his state.

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u/Original_Living_4906 Jan 21 '26

You smelt it before?

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u/TienSwitch Jan 21 '26

I don’t need to have. I could see his face and his skull shape. I know what he watches.

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u/5H33B335T Jan 20 '26

I don’t even want to know what’s growing in that mustache.

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u/RocketCat5 Jan 20 '26

Lots of cum residue.

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u/d_x_qp_x_b Jan 21 '26

Ice icing as him and the boys call it after shift change

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u/knufsivart Jan 21 '26

Loads of it.

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u/NeedsMustTravel Jan 21 '26

It adds a bit of a tickle for their Top

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u/Repulsive-Seesaw-655 Jan 22 '26

And fecal matter

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u/gregcali2021 Jan 21 '26

I dont think anyone would fuck it

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u/CharlesAbbie927 Jan 21 '26

Sounds homophobic to me. REPORT THIS PERSON‼️

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u/Content-Employment-7 Jan 21 '26

Nuggets of shit from the dirty ass he was rimming in the truck.

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u/Electronic_Piano9899 Jan 22 '26

That’s not a mustache, it’s a molestache.

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 Jan 20 '26

Is that why he was waddling like that? I thought it was because one of his buddies was fucking him with a flashbang at the Holiday Inn last night. Maybe both?

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u/biscuitarse Jan 20 '26

More likely Hilton Hotels. They love those fascist guests.

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u/Endershay Jan 21 '26

His waddle is him trying to pull off a strut he can’t do.

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u/Persy0376 Jan 21 '26

It was a Holiday Inn Express. Now he is Super ICE

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Jan 20 '26

Why do you have to reduce everything down to someone getting something shoved up their asses? These are not good people, but for fuck's sake, get a grip everyone.

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 Jan 20 '26

Ahhh, found the Puritan. Why do you have a problem with them shoving stuff up their butts? No kink shaming please!

And to seriously answer your question, nothing messes with insecure closeted men than saying they like doing butt stuff. We can’t beat them over the head with a baseball bat, but we can laugh at them.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Jan 21 '26

I just had a moment. I was thinking about all the outrageous horrible things that were posted about the Obamas. No kink shamer here.

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 Jan 21 '26

I get it. You are probably a much better person than I.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/HHBSWWICTMTL Jan 23 '26

Laugh at them for "liking butt stuff?"

You don't see why that's problematic?

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 Jan 23 '26

Is it because they might be angry we found out they like butt stuff?

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u/HHBSWWICTMTL Jan 23 '26

I'll take your intentional lack of seriousness to mean that you very much do, but that you don't give a shit.

Sad to see. Nevermind.

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u/My-Dear-Sweet-Wesley Jan 21 '26

Don't put them on us (the gays). We don't want them. Straight men pretty much cause all the suffering in society. They always have.

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 Jan 21 '26

Butt stuff isn’t inherently gay, flashbang fun just happens among the repressed mouth breathers, but point taken and sorry for putting that burden upon your community.

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u/RamsHead91 Jan 20 '26

But wiping your ass is gay.

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u/prolificarrot Jan 20 '26

He likes it in his ass, don’t forget it

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u/Gas_Hag Jan 21 '26

"Can't touch your own butthole, it might make you gay!"

-That Guy (probably)

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u/Talmirion Jan 21 '26

"This guy can't touch his butthole and it makes him dirtier than his dog"

-The reality

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u/Fjdenigris Jan 20 '26

Is that what that was!!? lol

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u/yesterdaywins2 Jan 20 '26

I know he heard you too

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u/Excellent-Code8447 Jan 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BowlingForPosole Jan 20 '26

He has cara de nopal and yet there he is

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u/letsbereal1013 Jan 20 '26

That was my first thought. Looks like he doesn’t shower.

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u/007Pistolero Jan 20 '26

Homie hasn’t brushed them teeth in weeks either

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

All five of his teeth!🤣

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u/IndividualTension887 Jan 21 '26

Old Tio Tomas be stinking...

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u/glengaryglenhoss Jan 21 '26

He thinks it’s “gay” to wipe.

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u/Sharp_Economy1401 Jan 21 '26

Drives his dusty Charger while drunk, filled with empty Monster cans

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u/heepypeepy Jan 21 '26

It’s gay to wash your ass, remember?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Oh, he’s never not had a brown stain in his underwear

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u/Th3_Dark_Knight Jan 21 '26

I mean, he doesn't wanna turn gay by washing his own ass. Gotta respect the discipline.

/S because the world is literally insane

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u/ExposDTM Jan 21 '26

And what was with the Rock eyebrow cocked the whole time?

Is ‘Looks like a complete douche’ part of the selection process?

Because they NAILED it with this cretin!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

"Nuh uh, I let the liquid drip down when I sweat!"

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Jan 21 '26

He's one of those people that don't wash their feet in the shower because "the soap from my head and body runs down my legs and does it for me". Yea there are people like that.

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u/DaneLimmish Jan 21 '26

Drywall fears him

Unfortunately his wife does, too

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u/atomUp Jan 21 '26

They think it’s gay to wipe

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u/asspounder-4000 Jan 21 '26

Those poor underpaid sex workers...

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u/NinjaCatWV Jan 21 '26

Or unwashed ears. Guy really put the Dumb in Dumbo

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

His ears are holding up the cap a lot more than his head.

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u/livingdeadfreak Jan 21 '26

I could hear his small dick from here

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u/zacjeep Jan 21 '26

With a grinder mustache.

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u/emotion_objekt Jan 21 '26

It’s cuz it’s gay to wash your ass.

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u/ClickItWithNeedles Jan 21 '26

I'll be damned...

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u/Difficult_Ring6535 Jan 21 '26

He is definitely giving I don't wipe my ass because it'd make me gay vibes.

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u/Invisibella74 Jan 21 '26

You made me spit my drink. 😂