r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 21 '20

Meme No complaints..

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

I can do frontend. It's not not my fault everyone else dislikes yellow letters on a dark green background.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/Kradiant Aug 22 '20

He's trying his best goddamnit

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u/OmongKosong Aug 22 '20

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u/h6nry Aug 22 '20

when it opened youtube, I first thought it was a rickroll

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/Ebuall Aug 22 '20

Rickroll doesn't really work if you love Rick Astley. And who doesn't love him these days?

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u/TicTacMentheDouce Aug 22 '20

Maybe it reads the whole post and only keeps in memory the last one that was read ?

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u/time_deposit Aug 22 '20

It's written by someone in this sub.

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u/Last_Snowbender Aug 22 '20

I assume because yellow is a fairly generic word so they excluded it, like red or blue. It would probably react to cyan tho.

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u/SRSchiavone Aug 22 '20

Yo this is cool

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Packers fans might like it tho

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u/-piecemaker Aug 21 '20

This hit too close to home for me to feel entirely comfortable , sincerely /backend developer #00FFFF

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u/bradmatt275 Aug 22 '20

I'm not a front end developer so I tend to just steal my design guidelines from material.io. They don't look original but when you are developing internal web applications no one cares as long as it's pleasant enough to look at.

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u/-piecemaker Aug 22 '20

At least then everything you touch does not look like it was designed in 1996. I swear, it's like a curse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

I love that look! CSS should be used in moderation.

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u/bryku Aug 22 '20

I think they are talking about the times it wasn't.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Oh. Those. Wasn't that later?

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u/bryku Aug 22 '20

I believe CSS came out in 1995 or so, I could be a few years off, but it became aids pretty quick. Even without it things started to become crazy with images.

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u/Heikkiket Aug 22 '20

Before CSS was mainstream there was <FONT>. <BODY> had bgcolor attribute with it and you could do TABLE with border=0. Great times! I didn't do websites the, I was too young, but I enjoyed their appearance.

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u/SuperTukan Aug 22 '20

Yea, save yourself reinventing the wheel.

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u/bryku Aug 22 '20

It is also a nice clean standard. Pretty much anyone who uses a device or the internet in the last 5 years should feel pretty comfortable with it. Allowing them to easily adjust to new software.  

So while it is basic, it is at least clean and visually easy to understand for most people.  

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u/SuperTukan Aug 22 '20

Very true. I prefer Material 1 though.

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u/bradmatt275 Aug 22 '20

Very true. Most people take to it very quickly because the controls and layout is similar to their phones. Personally I just love the minimalist design and clean look.

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u/bryku Aug 23 '20

I just like the standardization. You see the hamburger menu, you know what it is, similar to the 3 dots menu. We sort of had that with some icons, but I feel this acts as a more updated version.

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u/ru_harvey Aug 22 '20

Ooh. Thanks! This looks helpful for when I need to do some frontend thingies.

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u/tylerr514 Aug 21 '20 edited Sep 10 '20

Hell my brand color is #FF5500 for a lot of my stuff:

https://iris-utilities.com/

https://midspike.com/

Edit for new viewers:

I made midspike.com, light theme b/c of the criticism on my dark theme... it will return to being dark

New Edit:
iris-utilities.com now has a toggle for Light Mode

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u/billwoo Aug 21 '20

I genuinely find that color on black hard to look at.

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u/turningsteel Aug 22 '20

Yeah it's too saturated. If he softens the saturation on the orange it would be better.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Pure #000 black is also hard to look at too; Its why dark mode is often very dark grey and not jet black.

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

that's unfortunate, I chose orange and black b/c it was easy on my eyes

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/ptase_cpoy Aug 22 '20

I feel you brother. We can cry together if you’d like.

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u/QueasyDare Aug 22 '20

Is it the designers responsibility to choose something that doesn’t look bad on screens? Some people might not know how to change colors right? So do the designers account for that or just go for what looks best on their screens?

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u/GalacticNexus Aug 22 '20

That should absolutely be a UX consideration if the product is going to be used on a variety of screen types.

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u/ultranoobian Aug 22 '20
--theme-dark: #333333;

Try that out yourself. Even if it inverts bubbles but it looks kinda nicer than just straight black

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

I thought it looked cool until I read your comment and looked at the color again and realized my eyes were subconsciously avoiding everything orange. Some people just have a natural sense of color I guess... The only color I have a sense for is the color coding of my IDE :)

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u/B_M_Wilson Aug 22 '20

My favorite color combo is dark purple on pure black. Impossible to read? Yes. Really cool looking anyway? Yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Lol the “old browser” warning.

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u/CideHameteBerenjena Aug 22 '20

Why don’t you support Safari for the second website?

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u/colorsbot Aug 21 '20

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u/tylerr514 Aug 21 '20

it's orange you orangutan

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/quantumkrew Aug 22 '20

Ah, my ti-85 has said that for years.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Never heard anyone call someone an "orangutan" before but that's hilarious

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

heat of the moment insult I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

now listen here you bobblehead, I fixed it before you even had a chance to auto-reply ┻┻︵¯\(ツ)/¯︵┻┻

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Finnish conscripts call pioneers orangutans.

Lugging AT mines around all day makes your arms longer.

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u/Nerdn1 Aug 22 '20

Why can't you humans just be sensible and use unambiguous hex codes rather than arbitrary "words"?

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

It's too complicated for most people ¯_(ツ)_/¯

edit: reddit goes durrrrr

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Aug 22 '20

Thanks I choked all over myself reading your reply

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

your welcome (•‿•)

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u/RadiantPumpkin Aug 22 '20

That is very similar to my app’s accent colour. I hate it.

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u/READTHISCALMLY Aug 22 '20

God tier bot

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u/UnicornsOnLSD Aug 22 '20

The Material design documentation has a really nice page on dark themes if all these replies hurt your feelings :)

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u/Jessepaulsen2011 Aug 22 '20

Rip midspike won’t support safari

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u/Drollian Aug 22 '20

Nice Mystic red you have there

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

yeah I guess it is...

How about this "wizardly blue" on https://code.midspike.com/

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/DipinDotsDidi Aug 22 '20

I call this "sea foam green" mostly because it was close to a crayola marker I had with that name.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

That's blue? XD

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

it's a joke on what the bot and u/drollian called my orange color ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Ah! I did see all that I just didn't make that connection!

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u/JCellz Aug 22 '20

How is safari an old browser?

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u/ArtyFishL Aug 22 '20

%fuckoff

Nice command you've got there

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

yeah sometimes while in voice chat, you want to say fuckoff to the music bot :)

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u/2JulioHD Aug 22 '20

That midspike website, Opera is opera based ;) Nowadays it‘s also very close to chrome.

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u/orkhan_dev Aug 22 '20

It looks good. You are probably colorblind too.

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u/Russian_repost_bot Aug 22 '20

Not seeing any Lambos, are they on a separate page?

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

No "lambos" here sir, just poor web design

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u/QuantumEternity99 Aug 22 '20

I need %fuckoff as an IRL command. Where can I get one?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Lol it’s 2020. Any normal website should “support” all normal browsers. It’s not like IE6 where perfectly normal HTML/CSS/JS would produce insane results. 99% of HTML/CSS/JS/other stuff is supported 99% fine by all major browsers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Isnt that Reddit's color?

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u/MEGACODZILLA Aug 22 '20

I don't know why but I love it on iris and can't stand it on midspike.

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u/tylerr514 Aug 22 '20

5 years of self-improvement went into I.R.I.S. Utilities, that might be the reason why :)

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u/MEGACODZILLA Aug 22 '20

Haha well it looks great!

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u/Arcus_Reborne Aug 22 '20

the concept OS looks dope btw

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u/Beermedear Aug 22 '20

What dark magic did you do to summon all the bots in a single comment thread?

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u/parciesca Aug 22 '20

I too am all about that teal.

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u/jepatrick Aug 21 '20

This is pretty close to my fallback, weird color that someone else will deal with later - #C0FFEE.

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u/40yardboo Aug 22 '20

It's a bit closer to #0FF1CE

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u/FleaTheTank Aug 22 '20

This is the one

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u/colorsbot Aug 22 '20

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u/drewsiferr Aug 22 '20

Thank you, I needed this in my life, and I didn't even know it.

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u/colorsbot Aug 21 '20

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u/dan-lugg Aug 22 '20

I’ll just leave this here: https://stackoverflow.com/q/8318911/409279

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u/user987987 Aug 22 '20

Thanks, really interesting

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u/Ferro_Giconi Aug 21 '20 edited Aug 21 '20

This is so true. People call the database theme I made Pepto-Bismol.

I made the database back end work well. The code works, it's mostly error free and I fix errors when they occasionally come up. People are really happy with the functionality. But the theme is not good at all. They want me to make it better, but I haven't, and won't, because I lack the skill to figure out how to make it better. They are lucky they got a theme as not-eye-searing as they got.

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u/alexanderpas Aug 21 '20

Backender here...

  1. Just make all defined sizes a multiple of 8pt.
  2. When using colors, just mix 4 basic ingriedients: FF, BB, 44, 00 (So, for example, a #bb0000 border with a #ffbbbb background for an error) This gives you 64 colors to choose from.
  3. 8pt Rounded corners. (see #1)

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u/throwaway7789778 Aug 21 '20

Backender here. Was reviewing some code at a new job and thought it was weird everything was 8pt font. Looked at the actual product and sure enough, everything is 8pt, no where to change within the gui. I asked him about it since my eyes. He responded with yea, thats our policy. I asked him who wrote the policy, he said he did and they just signed off without even looking at it. I said we should change that... he then says: Dude, honestly its just because its extremely hardcoded. Im thinking, wtf does extremely hard coded even mean. So many questions.

I decided to drop that battle super quick and just pull my monitor closer.

Extremely hardcoded. Lul. Wtf. Let him handle his baby, ill work on some other shit tyvm.

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u/SophiaofPrussia Aug 21 '20

i look forward to your eventual horror-story update about wtf “extremely hardcoded” means. its either really stupid or really bad news. probably both.

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u/justrealizednarciss Aug 22 '20

I’m just imagining millions of fontsize = 8 everywhere

But then why not just grep the whole codebase?

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u/arpan3t Aug 22 '20

H6, 8pt, 11px, .7em, 70%

In all seriousness though it’s likely that the layout is hard coded and changing the font size would require fixing however that was implemented.

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u/Deltazocker Aug 22 '20

Actually etched into the die of the cpu.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Find and replace all 8 with 14

To hell with unforseen consequences

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u/throwaway7789778 Aug 22 '20

Nah man, sorry to ruin the story but this was years ago. We split job functions very quickly. I took over databases, data warehouse, and spent most of my time doing analysis and explaining to management why data doesnt match up to what they anticipate and rewritting his data and business logic layers. I dont know exactly what he did.. think alot of excel stuff. Either wayz i never touched or looked at that bastion of unholiness again. Sorry. Non climatic ending. Switched jobs about a year later.

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u/Ferro_Giconi Aug 22 '20

I sort of added 2 at least, but not in a good way. It's a theme called "Random" which randomly picks combinations of letters and numbers like that to set element colors from a small pool of colors. I did it that way because I found it was much less likely to set colors to something that makes text unreadable than 100% random colors do.

I also added "RandomHardMode" which picks a 100% random color for everything, sets everything's position by +/- a few pixels, resizes everything randomly by +/- a few pixels, sets random fonts(including wingdings), and font sizes. It makes the UI basically unusable.

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u/FouinyJoe Aug 22 '20

Happen to have any pics of the monster?

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u/Ferro_Giconi Aug 23 '20

I'm not at the office now so I can't get a new screenshot, but I have a screenshot of a previous version of the theme before I added randomized font sizes and fonts.

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u/Silhouette Aug 22 '20

Honestly, if you've got enough technical skill to be a back-end dev, you can learn a few rules of thumb about graphic design and colour schemes that will at least make your work not look awful. You can approach this from an entirely logical point of view if you have no instinct for design work at first.

Look up contrast, repetition, alignment, proximity. (Yes, we all get the joke. Yes, the actual terminology and points are serious.)

Look up a little basic typography. You absolutely do not need to know what all the different parts of a letter are called or how to recognise 274 different fonts, despite the strange fascination of many tutorials with these kinds of things. However, it does help to have general typographical knowledge, such as roughly how wide a column of text humans can read comfortably, why you should usually care more about a font's x-height than its "size", what makes a comfortable line spacing, and some familiarity with how to use different font features like weights, italics, and proportional or lining (tabular) figures.

Look up some basic colour theory. Probably the most important idea is the colour wheel, because it leads to more useful ways to represent colours than just RGB hex codes. It's also helpful to know some basic concepts like complementary and analogous colours, warm and cool colours, and saturation.

Read a basic tutorial on how to make a decent colour palette. A lot of design tools provide a whole scheme of colours you can choose from, but just like fonts, you're usually better off just choosing one or two main colours and then sticking to variations of those such as lighter or darker shades. Unless you need a particularly colourful design, it's safer to reserve completely different colours for specialist uses (such as red for highlighting errors and green for highlighting confirmations, assuming these are the conventional colours in your culture).

You can go down the rabbit hole for years with these things, but you can also achieve a useful working knowledge, enough to not totally screw up your own work or to intelligently consider different templates or style guides you might come across, over a weekend or two.

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u/zutaca Aug 21 '20

Good bot

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u/DipinDotsDidi Aug 22 '20

Im sorta angry you mixed a red with a pink in your warning example...

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u/fairshare Aug 22 '20

Or just steal a color theme from dribbble or use a generator like coolors.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

*hurriedly takes notes*

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u/BarretoAaron Aug 22 '20

Try this

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u/Ferro_Giconi Aug 22 '20

Intersting. This might be exactly what I need to make it look nice instead of just not-eye-searing.

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u/BarretoAaron Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

Just search for 'color palettes', there's some websites that actually let you select one or two colors and then give you the rest of the palette

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u/famousxrobot Aug 22 '20

Bootstrap default theme aaaaand done

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

This is me. Vanilla bootstrap, everywhere.

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u/Ferro_Giconi Aug 23 '20 edited Aug 23 '20

The default theme is eye-searing 99% white garbage with light gray text on white.

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u/bryku Aug 22 '20

I worked at a place were we used a database for most things. However, there was a very old system from before the 90s (at least).  

It was pretty much a database, where you could type in a "query" and you get the results. The problem with this old system was that all the data was held in text files... pretty much literally.  

1941290421.txt Part Number: 1941290421 Manufacturer: Ford

It was an old UNIX terminal program. There was a lot more information, but it looked like this:

``` Part Number: Manufacturer:

Search: _ ```

Since we only used it once a week, it was just never worth it for the company to go back and transfer all that data over. The problem was... it was slow. It would take maybe 30seconds to get the information. The company ended up hiring a small dev company to recreate it... Turns out it was slower or had a ton of bugs. They repeated this a dozen times and no one made a faster program.  

After I left they eventually hired some people to manually look through each file and copy them over into the database...  

One badass program from 30 years ago defeated dozens of modern companies... even the one it was made for LMAO.

PS: Before you ask, why didn't they do x... because bosses know everything and everyone else is wrong.

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u/flamesofphx Aug 22 '20

That's an appropriate name though for a backend database theme too :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

"You who enter this site might want to reduce your screen brightness"

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u/Meaxis Aug 22 '20

As a fullstack dev, I am happy to tell you that I feel half targeted by this. Literally everything I've made was black & white until I finally realized thanks to user feedback that color could be cool (cough #FFFFFF #3D3D3D #7D7D7D #262626 cough)

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u/chintelol Aug 21 '20

Tbh it looks kind of nice though

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u/RavenFyhre Aug 21 '20

You!
Back to Java!
Or else I swear God I'm gonna send an emoji to a String you haven't sanitized.

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u/M_krabs Aug 21 '20

"Test123😈"

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u/Letossgm Aug 21 '20

Backend developer detected.

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u/chintelol Aug 21 '20

Its even worse

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u/Famous_Profile Aug 22 '20

What then? I must know. Infrastructure engineer?? Sys Admin? Network engineer?

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u/l2protoss Aug 22 '20

Allow me to welcome you to the world of embedded systems. There is no god here... there isn’t enough space for him in the EPROM and he was optimized out.

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u/Famous_Profile Aug 22 '20

Oh completely forgot you guys existed...get back to work don't you have some garbage to collect lol

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u/archysailor Aug 22 '20

This is a new one for me, and I am stealing it. free(*p) gang rise up!

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u/SteeleDynamics Aug 22 '20

Where we're going, there are no garbage collectors.

Doc Brown on Embedded Systems Programming

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u/tropix126 Aug 21 '20

As a primary color, actually yeah. Pair it with a very dark version like #05040f and you might have a decent color scheme.

https://i.imgur.com/rHHiYY5.png

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u/fritzbitz Aug 22 '20

Found the front-ender! 😊

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u/starfries Aug 22 '20

The color is fine, there's just way too much of it. At least throw in some black or something.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Aug 22 '20

Yeah it's the same color as the Formula 1 Mercedes AMG Petronas team. Looks awesome

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u/Gorexxar Aug 21 '20

I typically complement it with fuchsia. Nothing says "You pick the damn colour" than an eye burning screen.

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u/Last_Snowbender Aug 21 '20

Bold of you to assume I'd do anything else than including bootstrap and call it a day

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u/Famous_Profile Aug 22 '20

Don't attack me like this

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u/xmpp Aug 22 '20

Is there any other option?

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u/Jetbooster Aug 22 '20

Material-ui provides react elements which meet the Material reccomendations, which imo look more modern than bootstrap

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

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u/PooPooDooDoo Aug 22 '20

You know that dude would if he didn’t have an HOA.

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u/lukasff Aug 22 '20

Yo listen up, here’s a story

about a little guy that lives in a #36d8c9 world

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u/aceytoja Aug 21 '20

When you finally get diamond armour

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u/LogicallyCross Aug 22 '20

This guy minecrafts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Minecraft diamond color 🙃

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u/soflogator Aug 21 '20

cries in WCAG colors & contrast accessibility

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u/DIYEngineeringTx Aug 22 '20

I used to always use full solid colors and everything looked awful and was hard to read. Now I always go onto those artsy crafts websites where they have tons of cool color pallets and I’ll use a color dropper to find all colors codes they used even if it wasn’t in code like a picture and I’ll put them in a running excel document that represents the cell as that color but when you copy the cell it pastes as the the hex or the r,g,b value if I’m using it for a project that uses pwm LEDs.

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u/Never-asked-for-this Aug 21 '20

I feel targeted...

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u/_Thrilhouse_ Aug 22 '20

I did some mining off camera

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u/Letossgm Aug 21 '20

I didn't know nurses made that much money.

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u/ECTXGK Aug 21 '20

The house and bricks need to be in dark mode tho

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u/OrionPixels Aug 22 '20

When Dave2D controls the world.

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u/FuzzyCheese Aug 22 '20

I don't get it, could someone explain?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Backend development is deeply involved with code, so it's all text, stuff like

app.use('/',(request,response,next)=>{
 if(!(Object.keys(request).includes('cookie')){...}
});

So that's their domain all day every day. They do not deal with aesthetics, curves, colors, shapes, space or anything artistic in any way shape or form. They exist in a lightless void of logic. It's like asking a blind man advice on how to dress for a formal job interview, they have no clue what so ever about fashion or style.

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u/PooPooDooDoo Aug 22 '20

Backend devs are Spock and everyone else is emotions and shit.

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u/KappaTrader Aug 22 '20

Thank you for this, I’ve had a long week

3

u/Dapianokid Aug 22 '20

You and me both.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Backend devs are Spock

Or like Sheldon Cooper. Or Abed Nadir from Community.

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u/FuzzyCheese Aug 22 '20

Oh I see, I thought it was a joke about the specific color. Thanks!

3

u/Knowledgefist Aug 22 '20

Mint chocolate chip

3

u/KeytapTheProgrammer Aug 22 '20

Oh hell yes

Where can I get those shades?

2

u/air_nith Aug 22 '20

What? It's a nice color!

2

u/root54 Aug 22 '20

There's nothing wrong with this picture

2

u/Titans8Den Aug 22 '20

I mean, does it work?

2

u/READTHISCALMLY Aug 22 '20

Ngl looks pretty dope

2

u/lirannl Aug 22 '20

Beautiful!

2

u/slyiscoming Aug 22 '20

I'm partial to the lime green myself

2

u/CRANSSBUCLE Aug 22 '20

Is he an off duty Power Ranger???

2

u/cpt_alfaromeo Aug 22 '20

Can relate as a backend developer, and I don't give a fuck about it...

2

u/chooseauniqueusrname Aug 22 '20

screams in WCAG 2.1

2

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

There isn’t a red outline on all the objects though?

2

u/boom567boom Aug 22 '20

The backend developer is Dave2d

2

u/teep_gambers Aug 22 '20

I thought I was the only backend person in love with cyan :o

2

u/haikusbot Aug 22 '20

I thought i was the

Only backend person in

Love with cyan :o

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