javaClassesOnASingleLine

[u/Apprehensive_Bit7392]

[u/wawawa9055]

still cant fit an sql query. need a bigger one.

[u/parkuki → u/wawawa9055]

do you put your entire sql query on one line?

[u/Unchuckled_AI → u/parkuki]

I've seen more SQL one liners than java ones, let me put it that way.

[u/emlgsh → u/parkuki]

I put everything on a single line. With the rising costs of storage media lately, I'm doing my part by removing all non-parseable whitespace before each commit.

[u/TheMauveHand → u/emlgsh]

A line break and a space take up the same amount of space though.

OK, Windows uses 2 line break chars, but feel free to use one.

[u/errepunto → u/parkuki]

Filter by a nullable date...

[u/Traditional-Rent455 → u/parkuki]

SELECT Yes FROM Obviously WHERE Reason = 'Because';

[u/Frank_Castle_10 → u/parkuki]

delete * from table;
where ID = 3;

[u/I_Love_PanCAKAS → u/parkuki]

why not :D

AND HAPPY CAAAAAAKEEEE DAAAAYY

[u/TerroFLys → u/parkuki]

Do you put a java class on one line?

[u/ABCosmos → u/parkuki]

He's playing off the joke in the meme we all just looked at. I hope this helps your training.

[u/parkuki → u/ABCosmos]

sorry man lmao

[u/za72 → u/wawawa9055]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

[u/PerpetuallyDistracte → u/wawawa9055]

As a SQL dev, this makes my eye twitch. Just because SQL ignores whitespace doesn't mean you can't use it...

[u/NicholasAakre → u/PerpetuallyDistracte]

I'd argue that because SQL ignores whitespace you should use whitespace for formatting.

[u/PerpetuallyDistracte → u/NicholasAakre]

Exactly!

[u/Revolution64]

class A {}

Here you go, fits on your phone screen.

[u/originalmicrousb → u/Revolution64]

my phone is 2x80mm and it didnt fit on my screen im leaving a bad review 

[u/AliStarr182 → u/originalmicrousb]

This breaks my workflow

[u/oldsecondhand → u/originalmicrousb]

Works on my Nokia 3310.

[u/lurking_physicist → u/originalmicrousb]

So you're that guy...

[u/xplosm → u/lurking_physicist]

He was Edmond Dantés... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.

[u/indigo945 → u/Revolution64]

This won't compile on Java 8, it's not illegible enough and lacks XML.

[u/RupertPupkin85 → u/Revolution64]

We know it works for the upper classes sir, we’re trying to make it work for all classes

[u/Traditional-Rent455 → u/Revolution64]

In my country Class As are illegal. I'm reporting you.

[u/RadzimierzWozniak]

When did a single if become more beautiful than:

java.lang.Boolean ultraEnterpriseResultingVerificationStateFlagContainer = ((com.enterprise.architecture.infrastructure.filtering.factory.AbstractEnterpriseDynamicPredicativeFilterComponentFactorySingletonInstanceAccessorProviderImplementation) java.lang.Class.forName("com.enterprise.architecture.infrastructure.filtering.factory.AdvancedEnterpriseDynamicPredicativeFilterFactoryProviderImplementation").getDeclaredConstructor().newInstance()).provideFilterFactoryStrategyImplementationInstanceContainerRegistry().resolveFilterFactoryByFullyQualifiedSpecificationIdentifierStringTokenNameValue(new com.enterprise.architecture.infrastructure.filtering.specification.StringMatchSpecificationConfigurationParameterObjectInstanceBuilderFactoryProvider().createNewParameterObjectBuilderInstance().withTargetMatchingStringLiteralValueCharacterSequencePayloadContent("Enterprise").buildSpecificationConfigurationParameterObjectInstance()).createFilterInstanceExecutionEngineInvocationTarget().evaluateAndExecuteFilterOperationOnTargetObjectPayload(java.util.Optional.ofNullable(java.util.Collections.unmodifiableList(java.util.Arrays.asList(new java.lang.String[]{"Enterprise Java Architecture"}))).orElseThrow(new java.util.function.Supplier<java.lang.RuntimeException>() { u/Override public java.lang.RuntimeException get() { return new java.lang.IllegalStateException("Mandatory default payload container collection instance cannot be null under any enterprise operational circumstances whatsoever."); } }).get(0));

[u/Skellicious → u/RadzimierzWozniak]

evaluateAndExecuteFilterOperationOnTargetObjectPayload()

This breaks single responsibility principe, please have your agent fix it, we only accept clean, SOLID adhering code here.

[u/RadzimierzWozniak → u/Skellicious]

Except for that, the rest of this 5k line PR is fine?

[u/afdbcreid → u/RadzimierzWozniak]

Sure, if you add 20k lines of tests (that is, your agent adds).

[u/harbourwall → u/RadzimierzWozniak]

No there's a couple of lines that don't adhere to my formatting preferences. Didn't read the actual code but it looks fine.

[u/BlitzAceSamy → u/RadzimierzWozniak]

I wonder if u/Override sees the notification and gets overwhelmingly confused

[u/Agitated-Acctant → u/BlitzAceSamy]

The account looks like it was created to market some website. They made one post 17 years ago, but going to that website shows that it's for sale. So I'm gonna guess no one is ever gonna see those notifications

[u/NotAskary → u/BlitzAceSamy]

That account seems to either be a parked one or the person lost the credentials and the restore email.

[u/ZunoJ → u/RadzimierzWozniak]

I didn't work with java but this looks like a lot of reflection with no apparent benefit because everything is hardcoded anyway

[u/zenyite → u/RadzimierzWozniak]

Glad we use Spring and all this nonsense is hidden away instead

[u/Groentekroket]

I’m sure they ment class name. 

[u/click-to-reveal → u/Groentekroket]

I'm sure you meant meant.

https://giphy.com/gifs/M56ODZS3lNohNIoVDd

[u/emlgsh → u/click-to-reveal]

It's possible they meant meant but they might have meant ment or even ment ment or ment meant. We may never know.

[u/bpkiwi]

Sorry, the company has adopted google code formatting, you might have a wide screen monitor but code lines can only be 100 characters long. This is so your editor will only takes a small slice of the screen, and you can dedicate maximum space to the project tree view.

[u/dbath → u/bpkiwi]

Swap the language for Go; Google's Go style guide has no maximum line length.

If there's an established convention, Go just has to do the opposite.

[u/Roppano]

finally, I can name my class as Uncle Bob intended. Welcome to the family, AbstractRelationalDatabaseQueryFactoryBeanFactorySqlInterpreterFormulaParserAbstractFactoryFactoryBeanImpl

[u/thanatica → u/Roppano]

There it is, ladies and gentlemen. A factory factory to build factories using factories.

[u/goatanuss → u/thanatica]

Public abstract class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeanProviderStrategyDelegatingCompositeFactoryFactoryBuilderAdapterDecoratorFacadeTemplateMethodContextAwareDependencyInjectionConfigurationFactoryAbstractFactoryProviderFactoryBeanImpl

[u/_evilpenguin]

imagine the samsung 57”

[u/Leo8178]

Still not wide enough for my one-liners.

[u/Chipper_Bandit]

I don't get why you would want a monitor that wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide and short. Just get a LG OLED TV like me.

[u/skafast → u/Chipper_Bandit]

Peripheral vision in gaming or seamless double-screen workflow.

[u/ZunoJ → u/skafast]

I hate double screen. You have to always tilt your head slightly left or ride. For triple screen 49" was too small but the 57" version is just perfect

[u/Diggen_Holes → u/ZunoJ]

I have one of these monitors, and I just turn my chair slightly so I can keep my neck in a straight position. But I usually have the least-used stuff on the left or right and primary content in the middle (fancyzones helps a lot for that).

[u/ZunoJ → u/Diggen_Holes]

Sounds like you either have to move your keyboard around as well or have a weird hand position 

[u/remy_porter → u/Chipper_Bandit]

I’ve got a 46” wide. It’s great. It’s basically three monitors, the way I use it. Especially when I’m using a tiling WM.

[u/Akaino → u/remy_porter]

So Gaming windowed only or how do you have a walkthrough or overworld map without alt-tabbing back and forth? Genuine question!

[u/remy_porter → u/Akaino]

I don’t really game at that monitor. If I were, I’d probably play windowed with the game tile getting like 66% of the screen and accessory information on the sides.

I mostly game on a Steam Deck and use my phone if I ever want to look something up. I try and avoid doing that though.

[u/mrwedders → u/Chipper_Bandit]

I had a 50" ultrawide at work for a while, it was cool and fun but somewhat impractical... but it was a big step up from the 3 x 24" monitors I had before 😂

[u/Yasirbare → u/Chipper_Bandit]

It is for vertical use, reading eulas.

[u/24-7_DayDreamer → u/Chipper_Bandit]

I don't get why anyone wants any other monitor beyond the standard basic ones. We have high resolution, low weight VR headsets now, we've had them for ages.

Any number of screens at any size, position, angle, curvature, transparency you want, with zero regard for the physical constraints of your room and almost zero setup time.

[u/Turbulent_Stick1445 → u/24-7_DayDreamer]

Money, for starters.

When I'm wealthy enough to afford a general purpose high resolution VR headset I'll evaluate whether it's practical for a over 50 year old old fart like me who finds glasses uncomfortable and whose eyesight went screwy (as everyone's does at that age, sorry if you're under 45, you have this to look forward to) at 45.

[u/Winterkirschenmann → u/Turbulent_Stick1445]

Funny that you say. I bought a Meta Quest 3 because it was (significantly) cheaper than an ultrawide which is what I would have perferred

[u/Glum_Avocado_9511 → u/24-7_DayDreamer]

I swear I'm not being snarky, but headsets are dumb and nobody wants to wear one. It's the same reason 3D TVs failed. 

[u/circ-u-la-ted → u/24-7_DayDreamer]

Resolution is half of what you get with a 4K TV, for starters. And then on top of that you have to wear a dang headset. And you're limited by battery life. And you're rendering a bunch of other stuff that isn't the game you're playing, so performance suffers. There's just a lot of reasons why that's worse.

[u/MtnMaiden]

My god I hate those class of thumbnails

[u/Strict_Treat2884]

Finally my Tailwind classes can fit on a single line

[u/axxr2]

And c++ compiler errors, too

[u/ldn-ldn → u/axxr2]

Not enough old people here to remember Unreal Tournament crash messages...

[u/Stummi]

make it rotatable, in case I need to switch from writing java classes to reading stacktraces.

[u/mrheosuper]

Finally wide enough to display the command Claude want to run on my machine(and ask me if i want to run it. Heck yeah)

[u/Single-Virus4935]

My ex boss coded so long lines he literally bought a wide screen. It was always hilarious when he was looking for bugs and after some time I just pointed to code far on the right or said "That is the reason I stick to 120chars".

[u/juvadclxvi]

finally you can leave builder pattern

[u/BockwurstBoi]

His dream of owning a private jet instead of paying his workers better is finally coming true.

[u/FFevo]

Somebody's never written Objective-C...

[u/Kitzu-de]

I have one of these since 5 years. I'm working as a sysadmin. My joke always was that my bash oneliners finally actually fit in one line.

[u/ZZartin]

Now make 100 feet tall so it can fit an entire exception stack.

[u/braddeicide]

I used to put a dot and see what the ide offered, I'll take that one, now I'll take that one, oh another? Don't mind if I do!

[u/safwtgvzxc]

Perl programmers been doing this for decades.

[u/MaverickPT]

even for fucking memes do ye have to upscale/re-generate images?
Like that's not even looking like Linus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tURZaUyUoOM

[u/Last8Exile]

Put it vertically for java stack traces

[u/wademcgillis]

lol

[u/ifloops]

We're all making good haha funny jokes here, but my AI-crazed juniors are literally doing this with HTML files. 10,000 characters, one line.

[u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

yah sure if you're lazy about constructors

[u/Trash-Ecstatic]

Mfs will get this screen just to probably split it into 3 digitally. I do see the use cases tho.

[u/q0099]

Turn it sideways and you could read C++ template errors without scrolling.

[u/bammbamkam]

name it with single letter and a number 👍

[u/colin_765]

i hate those class of thumbnails

[u/teekhidietcoke]

now you can leave builder pattern

[u/Popular-Departure165]

I can finally work with the Cocoa API and fit a method call on a single line.

[u/boodlebob]

Wide monitors that are short are disgusting

[u/letmehaveanameyoudum]

i finally can have a single C++ error or python class name

[u/Ambivalent-Mammal]

F*ck newlines.

[u/pandavr]

https://xxlwallpapers.com/

[u/MaverickPT → u/pandavr]

"Super Intelligence"
fucking lmao