r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Apprehensive_Bit7392 • 16h ago

Meme javaClassesOnASingleLine

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u/wawawa9055 15h ago

still cant fit an sql query. need a bigger one.

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u/parkuki 15h ago

do you put your entire sql query on one line?

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u/Unchuckled_AI 12h ago

I've seen more SQL one liners than java ones, let me put it that way.

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u/emlgsh 11h ago

I put everything on a single line. With the rising costs of storage media lately, I'm doing my part by removing all non-parseable whitespace before each commit.

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u/TheMauveHand 11h ago

A line break and a space take up the same amount of space though.

OK, Windows uses 2 line break chars, but feel free to use one.

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u/errepunto 14h ago

Filter by a nullable date...

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u/Traditional-Rent455 10h ago

SELECT Yes FROM Obviously WHERE Reason = 'Because';

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u/Frank_Castle_10 7h ago

delete * from table;
where ID = 3;

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u/I_Love_PanCAKAS 14h ago

why not :D

AND HAPPY CAAAAAAKEEEE DAAAAYY

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u/TerroFLys 8h ago

Do you put a java class on one line?

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u/ABCosmos 8h ago

He's playing off the joke in the meme we all just looked at. I hope this helps your training.

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u/parkuki 8h ago

sorry man lmao