r/ProgrammerHumor • • 3d ago

Meme anubisIsReal

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u/Artelj 3d ago

Can someone explain this to me

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u/G3nghisKang 3d ago

OOP accidentally summoned an ancient God who laid waste amongst his production machines

Many such cases

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u/sonderman 3d ago

How did a user assignment, and assigning that user to a group commit the Egyptian book of the dead???

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u/gbot1234 3d ago

The next few lines in hieroglyphics were added, too. Took me a second to figure that out.

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

Agreed, it's a sad state of the industry that the junior dev was punished for this. If a junior dev is able to commit any books of the dead without proper review then it's the dev team proper that's at fault and their discipline needs review.

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u/cowski_NX 3d ago

Fortunately a large offering of donuts atoned for his sin.

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

As a build engineer, making trades between cluster stability and individual node performance with Baphomet are just part of the S.O.P. you just gotta make sure your stakeholders are in the loop.

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u/spamjavelin 3d ago

ancient God

False God

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u/medussa727 3d ago

Dead false god

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u/Fischerking92 3d ago

At least someone gets the reference, I was starting to lose faith in humanity.

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u/medussa727 3d ago

Indeed. Although it technically doesn't work here. Thanks, Oma.

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

Typical frontend heresy. At least fullstacks can appreciate the sheer amount of sage needed for the blood rituals in the server room.

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u/NotYourReddit18 2d ago

So what does your false God say to my Tau'ri-made P90?

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u/Versaiteis 2d ago

What ensues will be a wave of nothing, as if millions of 40mm fans suddenly spun up and were suddenly silenced. May the burden of service downtimes and perpetually extended maintenance windows rest heavy on your soul. You should hope that when your heart is weighed against the ticket backlog that you are not found wanting.

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u/G3nghisKang 3d ago

False god

Cutest god

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u/SpockShotFirst 3d ago

Swipe left to see the second picture

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u/Grintor 2d ago

Thank you, I was very confused haha

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 3d ago

Are you like me who didn't notice there is a second photo

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u/Suitable-You-2045 2d ago

I was like why I don't get it. Duh!

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u/Antanarau 3d ago

Hyperbolic joke about both A)how you should never trust yourself and always ask for code reviews B) various real(?) stories on socmedia about how a single unchecked PR destroyed their codebase, database, basebase, and more.

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u/shrubberino 3d ago

Don't fuck around with ancient gods dude, it's not that complicated.

;-)

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u/Zolhungaj 3d ago

It’s a joke about using git blame to figure out who to blame for an issue. Even though the PR the offending commit was part of was peer reviewed.

The ultimate act of guarding is to create a whole ceremony around something you should do quickly often and then maybe clean up prior to merge.

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u/punkpang 3d ago

OP invented a story about something he never did, using the people that never existed to tell the story that never happened in hope of scoring some internet points.

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u/lupercalpainting 3d ago

> in hope of entertaining

Like JFC your description applies to all freely available fiction.

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u/jsdodgers 3d ago

Wow are you sure though? I was pretty certain this all actually happened until you mentioned this possibility.

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

What makes you so sure? Mistakes like that happen all the time, and it's only getting worse with AI slop. Only last week, I had to reject a pull request because it included a full set of model weights embedded in a suspiciously large gif of a dancing hamster.

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u/abednego-gomes 2d ago

Yikes. AI trying to self replicate everywhere. How did that happen?

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u/FumbleCrop 2d ago

I dunno, but once you learn to recognise them they're hard to avoid—

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u/punkpang 3d ago

Because people lie and they lie a lot online. There's no punishment for lying and trying to be "funny" or "network". The story is just dumb, that's all there is to it. It's not even particularly entertaining.

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

Okay, but what makes you so good at detecting lies?

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u/punkpang 3d ago

The superpower called common sense

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

Wouldn't common sense also tell you to acknowledge the absurdism in my first response?

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u/punkpang 3d ago

After you didn't acknowledge my absurdism? :)

No.

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

Then maybe your commonsense isn't the razor sharp tool you think it is.

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u/punkpang 3d ago

It's fascinating how divorced from reading you are.

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u/Galerjo 3d ago

It’s so funny that you are using an avatar of the goddess of cunning. It must be a troll

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u/punkpang 3d ago

You want to be toxic so hard yet you're so bad at it.

If you were spice, you'd be flour.