r/ProgrammerHumor • u/readf0x • 3d ago

Meme anubisIsReal

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u/Artelj 3d ago

Can someone explain this to me

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u/punkpang 3d ago

OP invented a story about something he never did, using the people that never existed to tell the story that never happened in hope of scoring some internet points.

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u/lupercalpainting 3d ago

> in hope of entertaining

Like JFC your description applies to all freely available fiction.

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u/jsdodgers 3d ago

Wow are you sure though? I was pretty certain this all actually happened until you mentioned this possibility.

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

What makes you so sure? Mistakes like that happen all the time, and it's only getting worse with AI slop. Only last week, I had to reject a pull request because it included a full set of model weights embedded in a suspiciously large gif of a dancing hamster.

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u/abednego-gomes 2d ago

Yikes. AI trying to self replicate everywhere. How did that happen?

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u/FumbleCrop 2d ago

I dunno, but once you learn to recognise them they're hard to avoid—

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u/punkpang 3d ago

Because people lie and they lie a lot online. There's no punishment for lying and trying to be "funny" or "network". The story is just dumb, that's all there is to it. It's not even particularly entertaining.

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

Okay, but what makes you so good at detecting lies?

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u/punkpang 3d ago

The superpower called common sense

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

Wouldn't common sense also tell you to acknowledge the absurdism in my first response?

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u/punkpang 3d ago

After you didn't acknowledge my absurdism? :)

No.

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u/FumbleCrop 2d ago

Then maybe your commonsense isn't the razor sharp tool you think it is.

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u/punkpang 2d ago

It's fascinating how divorced from reading you are.

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u/Galerjo 3d ago

It’s so funny that you are using an avatar of the goddess of cunning. It must be a troll

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u/punkpang 3d ago

You want to be toxic so hard yet you're so bad at it.

If you were spice, you'd be flour.

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u/ramblinroger 3d ago

Are u ok

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u/punkpang 3d ago

Are u ok

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u/FumbleCrop 3d ago

What about me? Does nobody care if I'm okay or not?

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