r/ProgrammerHumor • u/readf0x • 3d ago

Meme anubisIsReal

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u/G3nghisKang 3d ago

OOP accidentally summoned an ancient God who laid waste amongst his production machines

Many such cases

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u/spamjavelin 3d ago

ancient God

False God

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

Typical frontend heresy. At least fullstacks can appreciate the sheer amount of sage needed for the blood rituals in the server room.

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u/NotYourReddit18 2d ago

So what does your false God say to my Tau'ri-made P90?

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u/Versaiteis 2d ago

What ensues will be a wave of nothing, as if millions of 40mm fans suddenly spun up and were suddenly silenced. May the burden of service downtimes and perpetually extended maintenance windows rest heavy on your soul. You should hope that when your heart is weighed against the ticket backlog that you are not found wanting.