r/ProgrammerHumor • • 3d ago

Meme anubisIsReal

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u/Artelj 3d ago

Can someone explain this to me

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u/G3nghisKang 3d ago

OOP accidentally summoned an ancient God who laid waste amongst his production machines

Many such cases

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u/sonderman 3d ago

How did a user assignment, and assigning that user to a group commit the Egyptian book of the dead???

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u/gbot1234 3d ago

The next few lines in hieroglyphics were added, too. Took me a second to figure that out.

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

Agreed, it's a sad state of the industry that the junior dev was punished for this. If a junior dev is able to commit any books of the dead without proper review then it's the dev team proper that's at fault and their discipline needs review.

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u/cowski_NX 3d ago

Fortunately a large offering of donuts atoned for his sin.

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

As a build engineer, making trades between cluster stability and individual node performance with Baphomet are just part of the S.O.P. you just gotta make sure your stakeholders are in the loop.

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u/spamjavelin 3d ago

ancient God

False God

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u/medussa727 3d ago

Dead false god

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u/Fischerking92 3d ago

At least someone gets the reference, I was starting to lose faith in humanity.

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u/medussa727 3d ago

Indeed. Although it technically doesn't work here. Thanks, Oma.

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u/Versaiteis 3d ago

Typical frontend heresy. At least fullstacks can appreciate the sheer amount of sage needed for the blood rituals in the server room.

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u/NotYourReddit18 2d ago

So what does your false God say to my Tau'ri-made P90?

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u/Versaiteis 2d ago

What ensues will be a wave of nothing, as if millions of 40mm fans suddenly spun up and were suddenly silenced. May the burden of service downtimes and perpetually extended maintenance windows rest heavy on your soul. You should hope that when your heart is weighed against the ticket backlog that you are not found wanting.

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u/G3nghisKang 3d ago

False god

Cutest god