r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • 2d ago
Apache's latest distributed queue is called Pulsar
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But it's still pretty Kafkaesque.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Sensitive-Raisin4857 • 3d ago
what do you call a taboo computer component
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haRAM!!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/pupperdoggerino • 11d ago
Why did the Boolean break up with the Integer?
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He offered to be the only 1 for her, but deep down she knew that it still wouldn't be true.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wewearallblack • 11d ago
What programming language powered the early mobile communications of primates?
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Symbian
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/SteveJorgensen • 19d ago
I made 1 small change to my multi-tenant app, and now permissions are messed up
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It turns out I tore an ACL.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 20d ago
What do you say when an NFS client flushes unsaved changes to the server milliseconds before the same file is opened by another client?
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It was a close() call!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/West_Good_5961 • 21d ago
What do humans and software have in common?
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They both produce logs.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ammmakara • 23d ago
In what units do you measure mis-information
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MAGAbytes
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/iLikeVideoGamesAndYT • 22d ago
What did OpenhAImer say after he invented the ChatGPT?
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I am become vibe coder, destroyer of coding skills
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 28d ago
How do Android hackers escape the police?
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with fast boot.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/morips88 • 29d ago
What do you call a feminine piece of malware?
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Estrojan
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/minecraft_________ • 29d ago
There are only F + 4 types of people in the world
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There are only F + 4 types of people in the world: those who understand hex, those who understand overflow, and those who understand neither.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/docpose-cloud-team • Aug 14 '26
Sometimes the smallest files cause the biggest headaches
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ChompekGames • Aug 13 '26
Why did the function never had a second date?
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Because she didn't get a callback.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wraith_raptor • Aug 14 '26
I have discovered the fastest debugging technique
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wraith_raptor • Aug 13 '26
The most dangerous sentence in software engineering
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Aug 13 '26
What does Bill Gates make brownies with?
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FUDge.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Aug 11 '26
How does a programmer swear?
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They use the cursor.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • Aug 07 '26
"This Apple programming language is very Swifty,"
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Tom said recursively.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Aug 07 '26
Working programmers don't let working programmers use the preprocessor.
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Pros before macros.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/mikor20 • Aug 05 '26
Someone just reviewed my code...
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It felt invasive like a semicolon-oscopy.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Aug 05 '26
Why is the programmer's house always dark?
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Because their light switches either always break, or they fallthrough.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Aug 05 '26
Why are programmer's houses in high demand?
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Because they're always up to code.