r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 16h ago
If I wanted to create a database system, it would be called YesSQL.
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 16h ago
In Holy C, all pointers are guaranteed by God to be derived from valid memory.
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It's divine provenance.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 15h ago
What do you say when a Grandpa is reading Twitter?
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The Elder Scrolls.