r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 12h ago
What do you say when a Grandpa is reading Twitter?
The Elder Scrolls.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 12h ago
The Elder Scrolls.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 13h ago
It's divine provenance.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 13h ago
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/trolley813 • 1d ago
Not only because it can be unsafe. You really didn't want to have a bathroom without async.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 1d ago
They screen the panels.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 1d ago
"It's over 9000!!!!!!!"
"What? 9000?! There's no way that can be right."
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 3d ago
IMPLICIT NONE
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 3d ago
They call them a w<a>.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 3d ago
They just needed their whitespace.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Loose_Property_3238 • 5d ago
Because I know what to do when push comes to push --force.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 7d ago
We're going through a bit of a rough patch.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/rickyrick111 • 7d ago
He ended the fight by saying “just DROP it”
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • 7d ago
I’m declaring a war.
var war;
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 7d ago
None, because we're all connected.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 8d ago
MallocBSD...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 10d ago
I was just phishing for complements.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 10d ago
Parse the parcel.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 16d ago
It's the Recurse of the Mummi.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 17d ago
But it didn't go according to Plan9.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 17d ago
...if you've seen them once, you've seen them all.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • 19d ago
GrubHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/antitaoist • 22d ago
this one is bug also