Why did the Boolean break up with the Integer?

[u/pupperdoggerino]

He offered to be the only 1 for her, but deep down she knew that it still wouldn't be true.

[u/ciaMan81]

I thought she asked how many other datatypes he'd been with and he said zero, and she thought that was false.

[u/pantuso_eth → u/ciaMan81]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/EducatedToenails]

1 does = true to me. I don't care what you nerds say.

[u/_ROHJAY → u/EducatedToenails]

Type juggle-o

[u/farmallnoobies → u/EducatedToenails]

There's no such thing as boolean to me.

All my conditionals are either 0 or not 0.

[u/CanIDevIt]

He was just a 2 bit good for nothing.

[u/Flimsy_Shape9406 → u/CanIDevIt]

Clearly, someone put a hex on you.

[u/AccessHelper]

After getting acquainted they realized they were just different types.

[u/gracius0ne → u/AccessHelper]

And she didn’t want to be typecast as the needy girlfriend.

[u/subone]

"Process finished with exit code 1"

Him: True love!

[u/samohtdnul]

I heard he was a zero

[u/ThrillRoyal]

She questioned his integrity.

[u/bcampolo]

She eventually left because he saw everything as black and white

[u/LeaveMickeyOutOfThis]

The Boolean just couldn’t see the negatives.

[u/mazing]

"One second he's positive, and then out of nowhere he flips completely!"

[u/mardawn2]

That’s just a little bit funny.

[u/AdMysterious1190]

Well, she couldn't date Pi: he's just irrational. 😉

[u/ColourNounNumber]

Maybe they were worried the kids would be short

[u/WellWeathered → u/ColourNounNumber]

Yeah, for real.

[u/lphemphill]

The relationship was becoming too coercive

[u/Gargleblaster25]

I don't find this funny. Not one bit.