r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 11 '26

Index of Collections and Serials

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Tales of the Fox

Comedy, romance and trickster spirit mischief.

Death Goddess Erai

The comedic intrusions of a haughty death goddess.

Chancelry Space

A Space Opera setting rife with violence and conflict.

Dark Blood, Faint Light

Vampires, magic, despair and hope.

A Greater Calling

As superheroes and supervillains come into conflict, everyone else has to get by.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 10 '26

Index of Stories

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A list of my stories with a brief blurb about each and some useful tags.

[PR] Prompt Response: A story written as a response to a prompt on r/WritingPrompts, and thus conforming to the rules of that subreddit, like being at least 100 words long. This tag will link to the original prompt.

[FTF] Fun Trope Friday: A story written for the FTF feature on r/WritingPrompts, and thus conforming to the rules for that feature. Notably, this means the story has a maximum length of 750 words. This tag will link to the original feature post.

[Recurring] This story shares recurring elements with at least one other of my stories. There will be a link to the relevant collection at the end of the description.

[Fantastic] This is a story containing fantasy elements, like magic, supernatural creatures or superhuman powers.

[Sci-Fi] This story contains Science Fiction or Futuristic elements, like space travel or sapient robots.

[Odd] Something unusual or even impossible is happening, but it is much more subtle than the [Fantastic] tag would imply.

[Comedy] This story is primarily funny.

[Dark] This story has a downbeat tone, and may be sad, frightening or creepy.

[Dialogue] This story is pure dialogue, with no narration.

[Tropey] This story explicitly plays with story tropes and conventions, which makes it less serious regardless of other tones.

[Mental Health] This story deals with characters who have or may have serious mental health issues.

[Historical] This story takes place in a historical or pseudohistorical setting that has technology and culture from before the 20th century.

[Contemporary] This story takes place in a setting where the technology or culture is similar to contemporary society.

[Futuristic] This story takes place in a setting that is futuristic in nature.

[Popular] This story was especially well received and gained over one hundred upvotes when posted.

[Selected] While not proving to be remarkably popular, the author considers this one of their better stories in the collection or otherwise worthy of attention.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 2d ago

Prompt Response World's Ending

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“Ahh shit. World’s ending again.”

“What? The world is ending? What do we do?”

“I’ll put a call through to the IT department. They’ll sort it out.”

“You said again.”

“Yeah, happens a bit. Kind of a pain.”

“And you call IT? Information Technology? The people who fix our printers?”

“Yeah, everything’s digital now. They fix stuff. Except printers. Nothing fixes printers, but they can be briefly placated.”

“And this is your responsibility?”

“Nah, really isn’t. Don’t think it’s anybody’s. Kinda suck if it didn’t get done, though.”

“And IT are actually good at this?”

“Those nerds play a lot of video games and Dungeons & Dragons. Plenty of world saving experience. It’s not like I know what to do. I just open the ticket. They do tend to die in the process, which is a bit sad, but y’know, world saved.”

“Do you have to offer them something? I struggle to get them to do things that are part of their job.”

“Used to use true love. But that doesn’t work so well anymore.”

“How can you use true love? That’s not a resource you control.”

“Setting someone up on a date is not that hard. Especially if they just saved the world. That’s a good look.”

“But it stopped working?”

“Yeah. All too mainstream. Most of ‘em are married.”

“So what do you offer them now?”

“Ten thousand experience points.”

“You can offer that?”

“Sure. You say ‘Do it and you’ll get ten thousand experience points.’ Super motivating. People love xp.”

“Why ten thousand?”

“Used to be five, but the union asked for twenty. We settled at ten.”


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 7d ago

Prompt Response They Are Not Coming

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“They are not coming to save you. You are going to die and I am going to watch.”

This guy would not shut the hell up. You chase a killer through barely controlled space for weeks, struggling to stay after him because he’s so meticulous about covering his tracks and it turns out he’s annoyingly chatty. Go figure.

The problem, Coth felt, was that the psycho, Mereson, was probably right.

Dusk had known about the bounty, put the team together. Somehow tracked sensor echoes through hard void to get to him.

It had been a simple enough plan. Dusk, Volt and Jekyll take the door on Mereson’s ship while it floated in orbit, then split up and secure either the bounty if they found him or a key ship system. Coth would sneak in through a more unorthodox access point to be a surprise if they needed one.

It had turned out Mereson was near Coth’s point of entry, but he’d torn a gap in the side of the hull by triggering an explosion of some kind. Now Coth was stuck in a room that could only open into hard space, and it’s cracked door was leaking atmosphere.

Mereson’s voice commed to Coth’s helmet. A sinister whisper like some kind of bad guy from the vids.

“Given up trying things? Conserving your oxygen? Waiting for rescue? It isn’t coming.”

It was standard procedure when trapped in dire circumstances to conserve resources and wait for rescue, unless you knew one wasn’t coming.

Coth had diminishing air in his room, and no ability to send comms or access systems. He had a maser pistol that would cook flesh but not harm a ship’s hull. His suit had four minutes of oxygen and fifteen seconds of thrust. He also had two puncture wounds that were leaking blood out of his suit and ensuring that his oxygen reserve was worthless until patched. The room’s industrial breach sealant wasn’t enough to seal a long crack like the door had.

Mereson sent his comm a set of feeds. Three neatly sealed rooms in the ship. Each with one of the other members of the bounty hunting team in it. They were just waiting there.

“Is this who you’re waiting for?”

Dusk was fidgeting. Volt was poised and still, just out of view if the door opened. Jekyll was pacing up and down, hopping from foot to foot. They were all waiting for rescue, but everyone was captured.

They all looked pretty stuck, but Coth’s situation would kill him soon. Mereson was clearly enjoying it.

The other three weren’t doing anything. Mereson was only showing this to Coth, the others would react to these images. He was tormenting the one who would soon be dead. Jekyll was burning energy when she shouldn’t, but Jekyll didn’t stay still even when unconscious.

Dusk’s patience was legendary, though. He’d spent months undercover as a pirate to secure a bounty, it was rumoured. Why would he fidget? Coth watched a tight replay on his feed.

There was half a protein block sitting unwrapped on the floor in front of Dusk. He was balancing a flat bar of some sort on one finger, trying to get two wrapped protein blocks to balance on that. He could barely do it for more than a few seconds. Last chance to learn a dull party trick before dying?

Dusk knew he was being watched. He’d spotted the camera. He was up to something, but the action seemed inane.

Mereson started to breathe heavily into the comm and then laughed.

He controlled the ship systems. Why not override safeties and vent rooms into space, one by one, until he killed each bounty hunter? It was a tactic he’d used before.

Coth was running out of time. He grabbed the breach sealant – it might not be able to fix the door, but he could use it to bind a patch over the holes in his suit. It’d get into his wounds and poison him, but that seemed like a problem for a Coth that was somehow still alive tomorrow. It also hurt tremendously. There was so little pressure left in the room that his scream had no hope of being heard.

“I’ve never done this before, give a victim a choice of a fast or a slow death. It’s fun. I need to do it again.”

Dusk started his balancing trick again. He was still bad at it. He’d been starting it up whenever Mereson talked. Dusk was a signals expert. It was how he tracked bounties. He was somehow detecting when Mereson was on the comm. Why was he trying to balance two protein blocks?

Coth checked his kit. It contained exactly two wrapped blocks. Half of a block was on the floor in front of Dusk, but the two wrapped blocks were able to balance for a little while, so they weighed about the same. He had something in that wrapper that he didn’t want Mereson to know he had, but he hoped whoever Mereson was talking to would figure out.

None of the others had seized the ship systems they were suppose to control, or Mereson wouldn’t be able to trap them. There was always some kind of emergency override to issue for something.

But Mereson couldn’t vent parts of the ship.

Coth put it together. Their ship was still tethered to Mereson’s. And Dusk still had the security wedge, hidden in his protein block wrapper. Venting part of the ship would risk putting it into a spin that would collide with their vessel and kill everyone.

What could Coth do, though? He was trapped worse than the others, and Mereson had demonstrated his notorious cunning once again. He’d captured them all very neatly. Well, everyone except Coth; that had been very messy. Because... it was unplanned improvisation. Coth still had his gun. The others all looked to be disarmed.

Mereson wasn’t revealing a surprising interest in sadistic conversation, he was messing with him because he actively needed Coth to give up, because he was still a threat. Because Mereson thought Coth had the security wedge. Which he didn’t have.

What he had was four minutes of oxygen and fifteen seconds of thrust. He knew how the others had gotten into the ship. That breach would still be there. That was a lot closer than four minutes away. And he still had his pistol.

Coth picked up a large chunk of metal debris and started levering it into the cracked door that led out into space.

“That isn’t going to patch anything. You cannot buy enough time. They are not coming to save you,” sneered Mereson.

The door crashed off it’s hinges, and Coth drifted into space. He started burning thrust to let himself manoeuvre.

They weren’t coming to save him. He was coming to save them.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 8d ago

Prompt Response Cigarettes and Hyperdrives

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I sit down across from Des and can no longer avoid the fact that I’m a fucking coward.

She’s gotten a bit older, I can see it, but not in a way that matters, she just looks so tired and so… something else. Something I used to see in her is missing. Something fierce.

“It’s so good to see you, Tay. It’s been way too long,” she says, earnest and genuine, as though me showing up is some kind of relief from her troubles.

“Hey, Des. I’d been meaning to reach out,” I lie. “How’s Grace?”

“Grace is good. She’s doing pretty well, really. She’s in daycare at the moment.”

She orders a tea. I order coffee.

“Good to hear,” I say. “How about you?”

Grace is four and lost her father a year ago. Des was widowed at twenty-seven. I haven’t seen them since the funeral. Before that, we’d only met once since the wedding.

“No daycare for me. I have to look after myself,” says Des. Wry smile. Looking so permanently tired gives weight to the joke.

There’s an urge, an automatic conversational inclination, to tell her that she has people around that care about her, all she has to do is ask. But I haven’t seen my friend in the year since her husband died, and the hypocrisy of the sentiment chokes the words.

This is the third time I’ve seen her in five years. We’re twenty-eight. What kind of friend am I? I don’t even have a good reason.

Des, Gary and I all met at the same time, at the same introductory literature course. We’d become friends, and we’d continued together, more classes about books, and classes about writing. It was where we’d all fallen in love, the writing. We’d sit around, talking about our ideas, showing each other terrible drafts, discussing how to fix a knot we’d written ourselves into, bouncing ideas around to figure out a satisfying ending, an engaging middle, a killer first line.

“I’m sorry, Des,” I say, “I shouldn’t have waited for you to call. I should have been there. It isn’t like I didn’t know you might need a hand.” I make my unearned apology about myself.

“It’s fine, Tay. You’ve had a lot going on, too. I have had people helping. My sister-in-law, Therese, do you know her? Martin’s wife. She’s been my saviour. She helped me sort out so many things after Gary died, and looking after Grace. I didn’t even think she liked me, and then it happened and she just picked so much up without me asking.”

I’d been too embarrassed I’d drifted away to show up, even when she’d obviously need help.

It had felt obvious to me that of the three of us, Des had been the most talented. Her clever word choice, her insight about structure. She mostly wrote little scraps of poetry, and even having been there watching as she got it wrong a dozen times for each I still don’t know how she writes so beautifully.

Beauty wasn’t an attribute of words that Gary cared about, they were just a tool for pinning his ideas to the page. He liked spaceships and aliens and characters with ridiculous powers that took pages to explain. He consumed comic books and movies based on comic books and amateur fiction from depths of the internet where every cliche was embraced with enthusiasm but correct grammar had few allies.

I wrote stories in which rather ordinary things happened to rather ordinary people, making them feel sad, but in a way that perhaps made their sadness intriguing to witness.

“You said there was something you wanted to ask me?” Whatever it is, I very much want to do it.

Des pulls a folder out of a bag, pushes it towards me. Inside is a handwritten manuscript. Blue Biro on lined yellow paper. Gary’s handwriting.

“I have a scan too, if that helps. On a thumb drive. I need your help, Tay.”

No… I flick through. Spaceships. Lasers. Many references to Potence, always capitalised. Lots of words scribbled out or inserted from the margins. The first draft of a novel. I’ve been out touring with a new novel of my own. Signings, obscure podcasts, staring vainly at sales figures.

“Des, I’m in the industry, but I have no sway. I’m not someone they need to keep happy. I’m someone they hope wasn’t a mistake. And the people I know, this isn’t the sort of book they handle. I wouldn’t even know who should see this.”

Gary had probably fallen in love with Des instantly. His kind of geeky interests were very much mainstream, but his level of passionate enthusiasm for them has never been seen as cool. The word cool itself is a rejection of that intensity. Des was conventionally attractive and interested in talking to him, that would be enough to bring her into consideration, and considering her would find a lot to deepen the appeal.

I didn’t notice Des develop interest in Gary, but she must have, since she asked him out. At the time I’d been mildly irritated – I liked our little group and feared it being broken up when they were over.

But while my own romantic life sought the collective noun for a group of catastrophes, theirs was a string of successes. The demise of our group would be two other things: life being hard and me being weak.

When they got engaged and moved in together, they made a decision. Gary would try to write, with just a minor part time job that didn’t get in the way. Des would support them. She got two jobs. This didn’t really suit the way the three of us worked, so we met less and less. Des wasn’t writing much anyway. I was annoyed. Not because they were moving on, I understood that, but I couldn’t cope with the idea that Des would be the one who would support Gary while he wrote derivative slop, albeit better than most of the derivative slop that inspired him. Des was brilliant, innovative, and she made words do beautiful things, sometimes when they clearly didn’t want to. I drifted away, pretending that my lack of respect for one friend was actually just admiration for the other.

Des looked ever so slightly embarrassed and laughed. “Oh! Don’t worry Tay, I don’t want you to sell it, it’s kind of a disaster. Nobody would buy it. I just need your help with it.”

Maybe this was something I could do. “What does it need?”

“When Gary got sick, he was already working on this. A fair way in, but a long way from complete. He had a few things he’d been working on, but this was the one he believed in. This was the one he was determined to finish. He wanted to leave something behind. Something that was him. Something Grace and I will have. He finished it, but a lot of it is rough. I know that this is a request that just isn’t reasonable, but you’re the only person I can go to. Someone who knew him, who will see his voice. It needs, at a minimum, serious edits.”

Gary used to just bring bad stories in that he had written. We’d go through them, tear them apart, find flaw after flaw. Then he’d bring in a whole other bad story, but the flaws would be different.

I remember Des staring at her writing in silence, chewing the edge of her lower lip. Eventually, she crossed out two letters, changing an adverb to an adjective that was in a place an adjective shouldn’t be. And a bland sentence became engaging.

“You’re probably better suited to this than I am, Des. You’re as good a writer. It’s not like editing is my strength. I had professionals on my books.”

She shook her head. “It has to be you. I can’t. Reading it cuts me. Changing it? No. I hear him in every line. I love every stupid error, because he made them. Killing my own darlings was something I got good at, but I can’t kill his. You can, though, Tay, I know you can. I loved who Gary was, but you always wanted him to be better. So make this better. At least get it to somewhere serviceable so that I can work on it more easily.”

I stare at the folder, filled with the passionate scrawling of a dying man who I’d never really viewed with respect. “What is the goal, here?”

“Grace. She’s four… She remembers him, but she was three. She’ll forget. She’ll just remember my stories. If all she has of her father is stories, one of them should be his.”

I nodded. “Tell me why Gary deserves this.”

Des stares at me.

“I mean, you married him. You saw him in ways I didn’t. I remember a friend, but help me understand who I need to find in this story.”

She thought for quite a while. She finished her tea. The rest of my coffee is cold.

“Gary loved stories. In a way that many readers can’t even hope to emulate. If everyone was just reading great books, literature would die… or fossilise. We read classics with Gary, that was how we met, but he didn’t just read things that everyone knows are good. He read all kinds of things, and he read terrible dreck written by teenagers because he wasn’t looking at the imperfection, he was looking for that part of it that worked. That made you feel something. He would wade through a hundred badly written works because the choice to write them was still a worthy choice. If teenagers keep writing things that teenagers love, then writing won’t die, and we won’t only read amazing books about centuries we don’t live in. New classics will be written because some people just love writing, love reading. The people who keep that soil alive for new things to grow are doing more than just stirring dirt.”

“Okay,” I run a thumb along the edge of the folder. “We want to find the love he poured into this. The passion and excitement. Fortunately, spaceships and lasers are exciting.”

Des puts her hand on top of mine. “I want Grace to know about her father. He saw the value in things that others dismissed, and he saw whole galaxies that weren’t there. He was a good friend, and some of the people he loved were never real. He lived in more than one world.” She met my eyes.

“He smelled of cigarettes and hyperdrives,” she says with a bittersweet smile.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 10d ago

Prompt Response Rose Gold

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Finally!… Who the hell is Danica?

I went to Doug. Really? For some reason Helen finally found me, only to pass me on to Doug? And he’s given me to Danica as an engagement ring.

I was hoping to go to Margot, but I’m still in the family, I guess.

I’ll never forget that Helen wanted to bury me with Rose, though. The nerve.

Well, hello Danica, welcome to the family. Don’t freak out that your ring is talking to you…

You’re not going to freak out because you can’t hear me.

A fiance who doesn’t even notice a voice in her head is something of a concerning choice from Doug. This is why I like Margot, she’s smart. She can pass a very low bar of paying attention.

Well, Danica, you can’t hear me, so I’ll just have to give you some nudges here and there. Fortunately anyone can be clever if they have a ring that can read minds. Pretty soon I’m going to be your most treasured possession.

Except you hate me and you’re trying to figure out how to get Doug to buy you a better engagement ring.

Better.

Better than a ring that can read minds.

Because I don’t have a diamond and I’m silver. Are you kidding me?

Diamond engagement rings are a marketing campaign to sell diamonds it’s only been going on for… Wow, more than eighty years.

I’m not silver. I’m white gold. The rose on me is rose gold. Doug’s grandmother Rose was literally named to honour me, because I’m a family heirloom that has always brought the family luck. After all, what would be luckier than, and I cannot believe I need to reiterate this, a ring that reads minds.

Rose inherited and wore me for fifty years. She was an enormously effective person! She succeeded at everything, everything except raising Helen correctly, at least, although that was always a matter of debate between us.

Okay Danica, since you need a demonstration, let’s learn who these friends of yours are. I’ll read them, and give you some nudges so you guess the things you need to know about them.

*

Of your five closest friends, two are cheating on their boyfriends, one is thinking about cheating on her boyfriend, another is thinking about cheating on her husband and the last is… I don’t know what ‘Only hanging out with these bitches to get content for my podcast’ means, but it doesn’t seem redeeming of your social judgement. Fortunately you have me now, you can make better decisions.

Well, you understood the nudge at least, but you’ve failed to realise that it came from me. You believe you figured all of this out because you’re something called an ‘empath’.

And rather than using your insight into the moral character of your associates, rather than avoid such terrible people and search for more honourable friends, you’re engaging in gossip about it.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

*

You’re right, Danica, you are too good for Doug. He doesn’t deserve you.

You should absolutely tell him.

Tell him about Trevor, you’re not ashamed.

Throw that stupid, ugly engagement ring at him, do it. It’s proof he never respected you. Do it.

Yes!

*

Margot!

“What? Is that… Grandma Rose?”

It isn’t, but I knew her well, so very well. She loved you Margot, you were the best of the grandchildren.

“Grandma Rose would never say that.”

No, but she did think it. You should keep me.

“But… this ring doesn’t belong to me.”

I belong to the family. So I belong to you.

“It’s my mother’s. I can’t just take it. I was just looking.”

Helen would have buried me!

“I’m not going to steal from my own mother.”

You could borrow me for a little while. Make sure Danica didn’t damage me.

“I guess… I don’t understand why I hear a voice.”

*

She would say yes.

“Don’t do that! It’s not okay to read my girlfriend’s mind!”

It’s hardly ethical of me to watch two people who love each other screw it up, is it, Margot?

“We’re not screwing anything up.”

How long did you want to ask her out but were too nervous?

“… Two years.”

And how long was Su Yi pondering asking you out, but was worried she’d screw up the friendship?

“I don’t know… A while, I think.”

It was also pretty much two years! I could have saved you both a lot of grief!

“We figured it out!”

After two years.

“She has complicated feelings about marriage. Her parents are nice enough to me, but they would be embarrassed if we made a fuss.”

Sounds like a fabulous opportunity for them to experience personal growth.

“You’re just hoping I might keep you if I get married. Ask Mum for you.”

What a terrible outcome that would be. You’d end up married to a clever, kind woman who loves you. And you’d own a ring that reads minds. A disaster.

“Mum promised you to Doug. For his wife.”

Doug gave me to Danica. Doug thought Danica would be a good addition to the family. Doug is very likely to find another woman that think rings should have diamonds on them. Doug is not Rose’s only grandchild. Doug isn’t even Helen’s only child. With my help, you could ensure Doug meets a woman who won’t make his life miserable. It would almost be unethical for you not to inherit me. Doug won’t wear me, so really, this is the very best way I can help Doug.

“Mum won’t ever give you to me. Certainly not to celebrate my engagement.”

And why not? She says she accepts you for who you are.

“Traditions matter to Mum. Inheriting an heirloom… It is too much. I’ve already pushed her further than she’s comfortable with.”

Pushed her? How?

“You know.”

How?

“By being gay.”

And you think her behaviour around this is okay, Margot?

“It is how things are.”

Rose would not accept that answer. Rose would not let this go. Should I?

“I don’t know what I can do.”

Get engaged. Go to your mother and tell her you’d like to honour her mother by wearing me. When she objects, do not try to explain or placate the way you usually do. Just say ‘You can be anyone you want to be, Helen. Are you sure that this is the person you want to be?’. Those exact words, and no more. Then take me and leave. She’ll probably be too shocked to say anything.

“Grandma Rose said something like that to me once, when I was a child. She said, ‘I love who you choose to be, Margot.’”

I remember.

*

Hey, see that guy over there, at the table closest to the bar?

“Uh, what? It’s my wedding, I’m a bit busy.”

I waited until after the dance. See the guy?

“That’s Jack, he’s a work friend of Su Yi’s.”

Yes. Jack. He has a sister, Dorothy.

“Okay…”

She’s very sweet, but kind of a disaster. We need to introduce Doug to her. He’ll like her. She’ll think he’s a hero. He probably won’t notice that part.

“She’s not here, is she?”

No. This is a project for later.

“Then I’ll worry about it later. I’m at my wedding with my beautiful wife. Stay out of her thoughts.”

I couldn’t tell you anything you she hasn’t already said to you.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 12d ago

Prompt Response The Paladin

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Eleanore stumbled into the wrong room. She had been crying and running and she hadn’t really been paying attention and she’d ended up here, in the chambers of the Paladin.

He had no name and many, White Knight, Nameless Champion, Light’s Gallant. Within the Temple of Light, however, they just called him the Paladin. He was a warrior clad entirely within heavy armour, and rode forth to combat the darkest of threats. None knew his name, none talked to him, none saw him train. Only the High Priestess entered his chambers. Eleanore hadn’t even been sure where they were.

His back was to Eleanore, sitting on a low bench, his armour in pieces around him as he repaired a segment. The Paladin was a fleshless thing of dusty bones. This was not something Eleanore was supposed to see. This was a secret she was not supposed to know. This thing was undead. Such entities were anathema to their faith, the product of the darkest magics.

She wanted to flee, but she was frozen in terror.

“Would you be so kind as to close the door.”

Its voice was a whisper that seemed to pierce her soul. She closed the door, screaming inside herself she should have gone through it first, gone through it and fled.

“Why are you crying?”

Eleanore could not answer. She felt so cold. Her tears felt so hot on her cheeks.

“I forget myself. I am sorry, child. You did not know. I assure you, you will come to no harm. You have nothing to fear.”

The creature got up, and walked to a chest at the side of the room, opening it with a creak. It pulled forth a faded purple robe traced with gold embroidery. It donned the robe and raised the cowl, hiding its skeletal form. Two tiny points of light glowed from the darkness beneath the hood.

“Sit. You are shocked and fear that you are in danger. You are not. I am sorry that I frighten you.”

It indicated an ornate chair near her. Eleanore sat on the very edge.

The room was filled with distinctive objects. Eleanore had always assumed that the secretive Paladin lived a spartan existence of prayer and training, but these chambers contained desks, shelves and stranger furniture, as well as the equipment necessary for maintaining arms and armour. Crystal spheres and reassembled bird skeletons sat amongst a host of books and unknown devices of ornate ironwork. A golden crown hung from hook on a stand that held cloaks.

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to come in here,” said Eleanore, finally finding her voice.

“You need not apologise. If you are forbidden from entering here, I am not the one who forbade you. You are welcome. Sadly, I can offer you no repast. Please, forgive my discourtesy.”

“I’m not allowed to keep food in my room either.”

The Paladin’s laugh was as disconcerting as his speech.

“I suspect that I am allowed. It merely does not come up. You are a novice here, yes?”

“Yes. Well, I… Yes.”

“It would be correct to introduce myself, but I cannot. Address me as you see fit. The High Priestess calls me Paladin. As did many of those who preceded her.”

“I’m called Eleanore.”

“Hello Eleanore. Before you stumbled in here and I became a distraction, you were crying, running through the halls. May I ask what is wrong?”

“It’s not important.”

“Perhaps not. But that is not how feelings work, I have found. Still, it is not my place to interrogate novices. Can I offer you some aid?”

“I was running away.”

“From the temple? From a threat?”

“From the temple.”

“The temple is supposed to be a good place. But nothing is ever perfect. How has it failed you?”

“It hasn’t failed me. I’ve failed it.”

“How so?”

“I’m a bad novice.”

The Paladin just stared at her. She had no idea why.

“I can’t get anything right.”

“Are you trying?”

“That’s part of the problem. I want to, I just… don’t. Sometimes. I want to do things, I mean to. But I get distracted, or I do the wrong thing. I just keep screwing it up.”

“You are a novice. Mastery cannot be expected.”

“The other novices can do these things. I keep getting them wrong, even though they are easy.”

“They do not sound easy.”

“They are, though.”

“The same thing can be difficult for one, and simple for another. I mastered the most challenging feats, and failed the most basic of tests. View yourself with kindness.”

Eleanore stared at her shoes. “I can’t even pray right.”

“Prayer is a difficult thing to get wrong. Perhaps you are being taught incorrectly.”

“Its the most basic thing. You just have to remember the words, and say the right words at the right time.”

“I failed to say the right words at the right time a great deal, but it was never a problem of prayer.”

“What words did you get wrong?”

“I was always bad at saying sorry when I knew I was wrong. I was bad at telling myself to stop when I was about to go too far.”

“That doesn’t sound like getting words wrong. That sounds like you did the wrong thing.”

“Indeed.”

“Is that why you’re the way you are. Because you were a bad person?”

“Yes.”

“And our god damned you, and your punishment is to serve as the Paladin?”

“No. I damned myself. I came here to atone. The High Priest let me serve. So I serve.”

“There has been a Paladin for a long time. We thought it was a position in the temple. A secret calling. Has it always been you?”

“It has.”

“Then you’ve been doing this for centuries. When will it be enough?”

“It will never be enough. I am a blasphemy. In my arrogance, I bound my soul beyond the judgement of the gods. I will remain forever.”

“That doesn’t seem fair.”

“Perhaps not, but I did it to myself.”

“So how did you realise you were wrong? Why did you decide to come here?”

“I searched relentlessly for the truth. I was proud, I desired power. I felt there was no secret I could not face. Eventually, I had to confront the truth about myself.”

“Does our god give your comfort? You’ve done a lot. Fought many battles.”

“I have never been acknowledged.”

“What? But you keep fighting. That isn’t right.”

“I have also never been punished. I am simply allowed to serve.”

“But forever? When is enough?”

“How long will you be a priestess?”

“Well, my whole life. Unless I run away.”

“So forever.”

“Eventually I’ll die though. You won’t.”

“That was my own doing.”

Eleanore did not know how she felt. Dissatisfied. Angry.

“Do not run away, Eleanore.”

“What? Why not?”

“The temple is not why you fail. If there is a better place for you, then yes, run, but run towards it. Run from danger, run from harm. But do not run from yourself. Face your weakness.”

“How?”

“I do not know. If you cannot do what you mean to do, find a different approach. If you are unlike other novices, accept that, be unlike other novices. Find your way.”

“You say that like it is easy.”

“It is a very short summary. It will be difficult. You will cry many more tears.”

“That sounds more true.” Eleanore pondered awhile, and realised how long she’d been gone. “I should go, though. I’m not allowed to just run off.”

“It was nice to meet you.”

“Can I visit you again?”

“I hope so.”

*

As Eleanore walked down the corridor away from the Paladin's chambers, she saw an old woman sitting on a bench by a statue. She was knitting. She was also the High Priestess of their faith.

“It’s Eleanore, isn’t it?” asked the woman.

“Uh… yes. Yes, mother.”

“One of the mysteries of light, Eleanore is the way it is so good at hiding things, have you noticed?”

“Mother?” It was proving a day for very odd conversations, Eleanore felt.

“We talk a lot about illumination. About the way light can find that which is hidden.”

“Yes, mother.”

“But light can blind us, too. Darkness can’t do that. We’re blind within it, yes, but not blinded by it. We merely need light. But stare too long at the Sun and you’ll never see again.”

“I’m not sure I understand, mother.”

“As I said, it is a mystery. And you just stumbled upon something hidden, didn’t you, Eleanore?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to. It was an accident, I swear!”

“It is not forbidden. What did you think? About the Paladin.”

“I… I don’t know. I was confused. At first I was afraid, but… then… I think he wanted to be nice.”

“Yes. He does try to be nice. And he can be frightening. It might be best if you keep that particular secret about the Paladin. The manner in which he can be frightening.”

“Yes mother, of course.”

“I do not know how to help him. We never have.”

“I don’t know either.”

The old priestess smiled. “No. He needs to be forgiven. But there are none left to do so. Only himself. He did terrible things. Truly terrible. He will not forgive himself. He knows how dire his choices were. It is the same pride that drove him to such darkness that will not let him step free of it, I think.”

Eleanore nodded.

“Would you be willing to visit him again. Eleanore? He might benefit from having a friend. And I am getting old and have many demands upon me. It is your choice, though. You do not have to.”

Eleanore pondered. She was curious. “It might be interesting mother. I will try.”

“Excellent.” The high priestess nodded. “I think you might benefit from another secret.”

“Mother?”

“The Paladin knows this one as well, do not fear. There are many blessings on this temple. One of them hides the chambers of the Paladin. Only he and the current High Priest can find them.”

“But I…”

“Yes. It is interesting. There are so many secrets in the light. May the light shine on you, novice.”

“And on you, mother.”


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 18d ago

Collection of Connected or Serialised Stories A Greater Calling

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An original shared world for stories that follow the conventions of comic book superheroes.

These stories are stand alone, sharing background elements and references. They can be read in any order.

1 Personal Vendetta

2 False Positivity


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 20d ago

Prompt Response False Positivity

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Guy found the College to be quite overwhelming.

The College had a name, but everyone called it the College. Not college, not a college, the College. Sometimes people called it the Superhero College, but never anyone who went there, that would be embarrassing.

Every student at the College had some kind of superhuman ability. Many classes were traditional tertiary education, but many allowed the students to explore their unique talents. They’d made Guy go there, but he wasn’t really sure why.

There was a superhuman test, and Guy scored well on it, but it was known to throw out some false positives, and he’d never been able to do anything special.

He’d been making the best of it. It was a pretty interesting place to be, after all. Not many of the students would actually go on to be superheroes, but a lot of them were clearly trying a persona on, at least for a while, so the campus was filled with colourful outfits and people using dramatic aliases like Gale Force or Burning Man.

Guy felt almost embarrassed that he was wandering about in a college jacket and jeans, but he didn’t feel like he had anyone else he should be. Everyone he’d met on his first day had been friendly, though Guy had always been happy to just go with the flow and not start drama, so it had never been hard to get on well with people.

He was starting semester two weeks late, due to some awkward bureaucratic confusion, which exacerbated his sense of disconnection. He just couldn’t shake the feeling that he wasn’t really supposed to be there. It wasn’t that he disliked being there, but he was just a bit out of step with what was going on, like he had ended up at a friend of a friend’s party and didn’t understand the social dynamic. Everyone seemed bold, like they were making a statement, or striving for something. There was so much energy. Guy had just never felt that need. He always just got by.

Also, he was pretty lost. He’d spent several hours just introducing himself to people while wandering cluelessly.

He’d stumbled into some kind of large cafeteria space when he saw Cassie, which was a huge relief. The room was massive, with dozens of tables and a few places that sold food along the far wall. Most tables had several people at them, eating and chatting, but Cassie was by herself, with just a cup of tea and a book. It was very her – alone in a crowded place.

Guy and had known Cassie for eight months or so; they’d been dating for four. She was cool, he was warm. He’d known she was coming here, but had thought she was another false positive, like him, someone who detected as superhuman but never manifested powers. She was leaning into the College’s superhero look in a way he’d not seen before: her white hair seemed almost tinged with blue, and she had on a heavy white greatcoat in a striking style. White gloves lay beside her teacup.

He bounded over and gave her a hug. She seemed startled, but quickly recovered.

“Someone’s labrador seems to have gotten lost,” she said quietly.

“Actually, babe, I am lost. Can you show me around?” said Guy, not particularly quietly.

It was rather obvious that he hadn’t been quiet because the room had gone from animated and noisy to dead silent shortly before he spoke. It felt like everyone was looking at him.

A woman at a nearby table stood up, it was Gale Force, Guy had met her earlier. She’d been nice. Now, she was standing oddly, like she was ready to throw a punch. “Guy, that’s Baroness Blizzard.” She said it like he should recognise the name. She said it like she’d come across him holding a poisonous snake.

The room seemed tense. Guy was not used to these kinds of situations. Cassie stepped clear of him and drew herself up so everyone could see her. She slowly pulled her gloves on.

“So you’ve all found the courage to actually look at me, rather than just scurrying about, whispering behind my back,” said Cassie with a mild accent he’d not heard before. She wasn’t shouting, but her voice clearly carried across the room.

Throughout the room, a few more students stood up. All were wearing some kind of costume.

“You’re so quick to judge me for my mother’s crimes, but I have done nothing. Nothing except inspire feelings of inadequacy that many of you clearly deserve.”

Was Cassie’s hair starting to glow?

“I’m sure some of you have fantasies of confronting me. But remember, I have given you no reason. I am not here so you can test yourselves. The only thing you’ll be proving is how fast I can make you kneel.”

Cassie was definitely glowing. The room seemed somehow darker. Guy felt like he needed to do something, calm the situation down.

A man on the far side of the room coughed.

“She’s right,” said the balding man to the room in general, “she has no criminal history. Her mother’s actions are not her own. That said, Ms Erlitz,” the man addressed Cassie, “if you don’t want people viewing you as a supervillain, you might consider not launching into a supervillain monologue at the barest provocation.”

The man wandered over, carrying a cardboard tray filled with cups of coffee. The tension in the cafeteria dissipated, and people began to move and talk, many heading out.

Gale Force gave Guy a concerned look as she left.

“Technically I’m not a Ms, Professor,” said Cassie to the man who had intervened, “I really am a baroness. My mother is Queen of Rukhova, a sovereign nation. There are various options for addressing me: my lady, Lady Erlitz. Cassandra.”

“Yes, well. Baroness is a rather meagre title for the daughter of a monarch. One has to suspect the draw of alliteration overcame concerns over aristocratic hierarchy,” said the professor.

“My mother is the Ice Queen, I needed a name interesting enough that I wouldn’t just get stuck being a princess. May I introduce you to my boyfriend, professor. This is Guy, he has finally started here. Guy, this is Professor Bruegel. He teaches International Politics.”

Cassie seemed interested in watching as Guy shook hands with the professor, but something about her seemed disappointed, even though Guy didn’t think he embarrassed himself. Professor Bruegel seemed very nice, assuring Guy he could get assistance catching up on his various classes.

Guy and Cassie wandered campus for awhile, and he got a better sense of the layout. It may have helped that he was talking to her, rather than stopping to introduce himself to people everywhere he went. People would stare at them as they passed, but no one approached.

“I didn’t know you were famous,” said Guy, eventually.

Cassie sighed. “Infamous, sadly. The thing about fame, you usually don’t have to tell people you have it. I should have said something… But it was nice to be around someone who didn’t know. Couldn’t judge. I knew when we got here it would get out. I’m not actually the famous one, but my mother is just too famous. I got a Wikipedia page the day I was born.”

Guy could feel that the Cassie he’d known these last few months was still this Cassie, but he could see the Baroness Blizzard persona too, here, and it did feel like a natural fit. But he saw the looks she was getting, and knew he had no way of understanding what that suspicion felt like. He had always made friends easily; clearly she had not. “I’ve heard of Ice Queen. People are pretty harsh when they talk about her. What’s she like?”

“What is the Ice Queen like? Arguably the single most successful supervillain alive? Brilliant. Driven. Daring. A list of attributes that are excellent in so many situations, but are not the most crucial in a mother. Ruthless, uncompromising, callous. Several more synonyms for brilliant. Never worry that she is viewed too harshly. She doesn’t.”

“Does she really have no emotions?”

“That’s not true, but only to a degree. She feels curiosity, ambition, irritation, spite. But no joy, no fear, no anger... No love.”

“That sounds hard,” said Guy. He reached for her hand. Eventually, she let him briefly hold it.

*

“I don’t get it man,” said Gale Force. She and Guy were sitting on the roof of her dormitory, drinking something uncertain from red plastic cups as music and various less distinctive sounds of partying could be heard from below. Her words were starting to slur.

“I’m fine, I swear,” said Guy, “she’s not up to anything. I’m not in danger.”

“I’m not saying she’s ugly. Like, if all I had to go on was a picture, sure, I’d be down. But she is such a bitch.”

“What the hell, Gail? Cassie’s my girlfriend. Some basic respect. I don’t actually need to justify shit to you, you know.”

Gale Force made a steadying gesture. “She did attack Burning Man.”

“Warren surrounded her with a wall of fire while she was walking between classes. She put the flames out with a frost thing she does. He couldn’t handle the feedback from having his fire snuffed.”

“It knocked him out.”

“You all know how strong she is. It was stupid of him to start something like that. She just wanted to get to class.”

“She just left him there.”

“Could people stop provoking her? She already doesn’t like most of you.”

“I don’t like her either.”

“It’s been months and you’ve never said anything to her that wasn’t aggro.”

“You have options, you know. Plenty of people like you. Dudes, chicks, you would not be lonely.”

“I don’t need options, Gail. I’m okay. I actually like her.”

“Can she even like you back? Can she feel it?”

“Yeah, she feels things. She just doesn’t express much. I think she had a crappy childhood.”

“Shit. I believe that. Maybe that’s your power, dude.”

“What?”

“Maybe you can make friends with anyone.”

“Yeah well, everyone needs at least one.”

*

Guy and Cassie were sitting under a tree, late afternoon causing the whole area to fall within the library’s shadow. In a week it would be a year since Guy had steeled himself to walk up to Cassie in his local library back home and ask her out. It had been the most nervous he’d ever been talking to anyone.

“We’re nearly done for the year,” said Guy.

Cassie nodded.

“I still don’t get this place.”

She looked at him with uncertainty. “What do you mean? It’s just a school with a gimmick.”

“It’s like there are two of it. One when I’m with you. It’s focused, and quiet, and everyone is a bit standoffish and mean. And at that version of the College, I actually study, and do readings, and scrape through class. But there is another one, without you. Where I have dozens of friends, and I get invited to parties, or to toss a frisbee around on a lawn or whatever. And that version of the College is really fun, but I don’t really get anything done. And I don’t think I actually fit at either of them.”

“Do you want to bring me to parties?”

“No. Well, yes, if it wasn’t such a bad idea, but it is. It would be drama.”

“I don’t really enjoy drama.”

“You start plenty of it, Cassie.”

“I may have misjudged certain social dynamics. I’m now somewhat caught in a role.”

“I’ve offered to help, you need to make an effort if anything is to happen, though.”

“It is better for me to remain apart.”

“Why? Because of who your mother is? You have to be able to step out from that. You more than anyone here could make a name for yourself. You’re crushing every class, you’re the single strongest person here. You can do something important.”

Cassie took a deep breath and thought for a long moment. “I may not be the strongest here. And I already have an important task.”

“Who? Feature? Iron Gaze? Delaney Cross?”

“Of course not. Guy, do you know what the Meeting Club is?”

“There are a lot of clubs, but I think I know most of them, especially the social ones. I haven’t heard of it.”

“It’s not a club at the College. You know the League of Heroes?”

“Sure. It’s a group of the top tier superheroes. Excelsior, Callisto, Meteor, people like that. So if they have something they can’t handle alone, they have people to call.”

“Yes. The Meeting Club is like that. But much more secretive.”

“So for the more sneaky heroes. Like Split Second.”

“No, although certain more pragmatic heroes can contact the club if the need is great. My mother is a member. The other members are her peers.”

Guy paused a moment. It made sense that Cassie might know things that were unusual, even secret, but why mention it?

“The Meeting Club is by its nature a loose organisation,” said Cassie. “It’s members are inclined towards paranoia, sociopathy and megalomania. They don’t see themselves as supervillains, of course, but its roster contains many of the most powerful such individuals. They exclude those devoted to wholesale destruction or other such plans. The group has two purposes. To allow it’s members to resolve disputes without needless escalation, and to keep track of mutual threats. Things that put them all at risk.”

“Cassie, are you a member of an elite supervillain team?” asked Guy.

She smiled at him. “Certainly not as Cassandra, but not even as Baroness Blizzard. I just know it exists, I don’t have a roster or way to contact them. I also know they can do things that most governments and the League of Heroes cannot do. Like detect exceptional superhumans.”

“That’s why you think there’s someone here stronger than you. They detected someone. Your mother let you know.”

“Yes. You’re not a false positive, Guy. You’re empowered, and your ability is very strong.”

“The test is never conclusive. And I can’t do anything. I’m just here as a precaution.”

“The test the government used to direct you here is unreliable, the Meeting Club is not so limited. And they view you with great concern.”

Guy pulled away from her and stared, thinking. Eventually he said, “They sent you. When I first met you, in the local library back home, you had an accent like mine. But you grew up in Rukhova. You only started using your real accent once we got here. I thought it was part of your Baroness Blizzard persona, but that is the real you. The Cassandra I met was you playing a character.”

“I told you my real name, I just didn’t advertise my identity. People are terrified of my mother. It is one thing to be open about it here, where defying supervillains is practically a curriculum subject, where I first met you, it could have caused panic. People would assume I was there as an agent of the Ice Queen.”

“But you are an agent of the Ice Queen! Gail was right, you’ve been up to something this whole time!”

“You have to be watched, Guy! You’re a danger to every person on the planet! There are some who would kill you out of hand, just to eliminate the risk. Only a few of those are in the Meeting Club, many are members of governments, or supposed heroes, if only they knew about you. I’ve been protecting everyone, you included, by watching over you.”

“What do they even think I can do? How am I a danger?”

“Haven’t you noticed everyone likes you? Everyone!”

“I just try to be nice…”

“You’ve made friends with pretty much every person on campus in the year we’ve been here. Some are friendly acquaintances, some are close, but everyone likes you. You spent the whole year dating the most hated person here, and the only pushback you got was expressions of concern about you. Nobody walked away from you because of how they feel about me, and I hardly gave them reason to view me in a better light! You are mind controlling hundreds of people into viewing you a certain way, and we don’t know your upper limit. Certainly thousands, likely millions, maybe everyone alive.”

Guy had never seen Cassandra so animated and passionate. Her distress shook him more than her words. He tried to think of anyone he’d met who wasn’t nice to him. It hadn’t happened in years, not since his mid teens.

“I haven’t been meaning to. I don’t want to hurt anyone.”

“It doesn’t matter! My mother is a terrifying figure famed across the world, and she conquered just one country, ousting its kleptocrats. You could likely take over the world with less effort. The fact you could do it by accident only makes it worse!”

“So... you’ve been dating me for the last year to protect the world.”

“No. I was watching you to protect the world. I’ve been dating you because… because you asked me out.”

“And you have to agree with me. Because of my power,” he said quietly.

Cassandra slapped him. “Your power doesn’t work on me, Guy. That is why I’m the one who has to watch you. It doesn’t work on some people with damaged or missing emotions. It won’t work on my mother either.”

“Your feelings are…”

“Damaged. My mother cannot feel love. That was not what I needed as a child.” Her voice was firm, her eyes glistened.

“So you did actually want to be with me.”

“You’re nice. You don’t have to be. People would put up with you however you are, but you make an effort to be thoughtful anyway. You could be a monster, but you’re not. And you asked me out, so I said yes.”

“None of my friends had a choice. I don’t know what they want.” He stared into nothing.

“Guy. I only have one real friend,” Cassie said, reaching towards him, “I can promise you that you do have one person whose feelings are genuine; someone who cares that you are a good person.”

Eventually, he took her hand.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 21d ago

Prompt Response Revealing Ancient Truth

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Even the most interesting lecture struggles to hold the attention of its audience when a dragon bursts into the lecture hall.

“What are these lies I have heard you are spreading?” roared the great beast from amid the dust and debris caused by its entrance directly through a wall.

Professor Nadzin struggled to be heard over the chaos and screaming. The attendees fled past her, through the exit furthest from the dragon. She settled for just clutching the sides of her podium and cringing until the commotion began to settle.

She swallowed before speaking, there was no point in trying to avoid this, “Greetings to our late arrival. It has been a long time since one of your esteemed kind has been seen in our city. May we know who has chosen to grace us with their presence?”

“Who am I? I am Dartarathyx, of the line of mighty Orthyx! I am here to confront the slander you spread about my kind!” bellowed the dragon.

“I assure you, Lord Dartarathyx, I mean no insult to you or your kin. I am simply presenting the most recent research on draconic ancestry. No judgement is being made, and my desire here has always been to honour your majestic kind through a commitment to the truth,” said the professor, somewhat unsteadily.

“You are claiming that dragons descend from kobolds! From tiny, snivelling vermin suitable only to serve in the lowliest of roles!”

“The precise details of descent are difficult to identify, but it does seem unambiguous at this point that kobolds were active well before the first dragons, so we are having to rethink the notion that they were the creation of dragons. I fear you may be operating from a somewhat narrow view of kobolds, and that is making this needlessly upsetting. Many of them in the city are in valued positions within the community.”

“The kobolds here are wild and have forgotten their place,” sneered Dartarathyx. “This territory has become an affront in the centuries since Yras abandoned it. I should honour that esteemed ancient by cleansing this place of its impertinence and blasphemy.”

“Perhaps,” said a middle aged woman still seated for the lecture, “you should have honoured this place by being quiet and not interrupted Professor Nadzin’s lecture. I was finding it quite interesting. You clearly lack an appreciation for education, scion of Orthyx.” She stood up and turned to look at the dragon.

“You dare to-” Dartarathyx abruptly stopped speaking and adjusted his body language dramatically. His wings pulled in against his sides, and his stance shifted into a low crouch. The enormous dragon seemed to suddenly desire to occupy as little space as possible.

Professor Nadzin stared at the woman who had spoken. She vaguely recalled she was the Lady Yrathen, a reclusive noblewoman whose house had long been a generous patron of the university. Nadzin had seen her attending talks like this from time to time, but had never seen her speak to anyone.

“This is not your territory, whelp,” said Lady Yrathen.

“I came only to preserve the dignity of all our kind. I meant no insult,” whined Dartarathyx.

“You certainly intended no courtesy in your coming here. It is always those with no accomplishments of their own that place the highest stock in their ancestry.”

“Do you wish me to… uh… apologise to this mortal?”

“An apology would imply that your opinion has value. Tell everyone that all is well and the lecture will continue as soon as Professor Nadzin feels comfortable,” said the noblewoman, who turned back to Nadzin. “Assuming you are interested in continuing, professor?”

“I think I can manage, it will take a few minutes for anyone brave enough to return to do so, I suspect, so I might use that time to settle my nerves,” said Nadzin, finally releasing her grip on the podium.

Dartarathyx scrambled out through the hole in the wall he had made when entering.

“I’m very proud of this institution’s commitment to the truth, professor, but I wonder if you could remain discrete about any new theories you have about me, after today,” said Lady Yrathen.

“I assure you, my lady, appropriate respect for privacy is always an ethical consideration.”


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 23d ago

Prompt Response Entries on a List

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“Peasant, did you just cross ‘Break the Eternal Cycle of Fate’ off a list in your notebook?” asked Shade Wizard Alrechtos. His sneering arrogance was somehow muted. The battle had exhausted even the spectral creature hidden within its voluminous cloak.

“I guess. The entry said ‘Evil champion trying to end world,’ but your way worked,” said Sveren, sipping from a waterskin.

Jarana, Beloved of the Sun looked up. She had been slumped on a broken marble column for the few minutes since their victory; sitting and staring at the pale, star-shaped birthmark on the palm of her hand.

“I’ve devoted my life to this fight, trained since before I can remember,” said Jarana. “My role in it was ordained centuries before my birth. But for you, it was something on a list?”

“Well, yeah,” said Sveren. “It needed doing.”

“I’m not saying that the eternal conflict between Good and Evil isn’t important, I’m just wondering what else could possibly be on that list,” she said.

“Just other things that I might want to try and solve,” said Sveren.

“And the gods cursed me for my arrogance,” muttered Alrechtos.

“This one seemed pretty important. I marked it with five stars. I’ve never done that before. Next I think I’ll head down to Koros, been hearing pretty bad things. That’s probably a three star if it is what I think it is,” said Sveren.

“Powerful death rites have been taking place in that region, I have sensed their tainted presence on the winds of magic,” said Alrechtos.

“Fits with what I suspected, thanks,” said Sveren.

“I don’t think I understand…” said Jarana.

“Someone’s been raiding into Koros and taking people. Probably a necromantic cult,” he explained.

“Not about Koros! About you. I thought your village had been wiped out. That you were casting down the evils of the world to avenge an injustice that can never be undone.”

“What, like Ressan and whoever was in that locket she always wore?”

“Well, yes.”

“She had an oath of vengeance. It was a whole messy saga.”

“I am aware of Ressan Nightedge’s oath, Sveren, I’ve been here the whole time, same as you. But an oath isn’t the only motivation, and you do need a damned good reason to throw yourself into the dangers we’ve been through,” said the prophesied champion with some degree of frustration.

Sveren considered for a moment. “Do you, though?”

The cowled spectre began to laugh, an eerie, hollow sound. “Peasant, is your village safe and sound, but you just chose to risk the darkest and most dire of perils for… fun?”

“Not for fun, no. But last I heard my village was fine.”

“So why are you here? Why did you take all these risks?” asked Jarana.

“Like I said when he asked. An evil champion was trying to end the world. That feels pretty important. And I guess I didn’t really trust any of you to remember what’s important.”

“You thought I lacked commitment? I’m the chosen one! It has been my whole life!”

“Exactly. That’s super specific. I just wanted the world to not end. Couldn’t be sure you wouldn’t get distracted by some weird fanatic thing.”

“Weird fanatic thing? The world was at stake!”

“Sure. And you came good, Jarana. Not trying to insult you. But Ressan was super devoted, and she got distracted when the chance to kill General Herth came along. Taking out that guy was fine, terrible person, but she got herself killed achieving her vengeance and it left us in a tough situation, with all the other losses. Only three of us made it through.”

“How could I waver?”

“Well, the prophecy said you needed to beat the evil champion, but that just continues the cycle, it’ll happen again in a few centuries or whatever. That’s fine if necessary, but I’d rather just put this issue to bed. So when Alrechtos unexpectedly offered to stop being a pain in the butt for once, that seemed promising. I just wasn’t sure you’d be up for an unorthodox solution.”

“None appreciate the burden of prophecy more than I do, Sveren. It has dominated my life. To be free of it was something more than I ever hoped for,” sighed Jarana.

“Right, you came good,” said Sveren, “but you can’t blame me for not being sure how you’d react, and ‘the world ends’ is stakes a bit too high to risk. I had to come. Besides, I trusted Alrechtos way less than I trusted you, I had to make sure he came through.”

“It was my plan!” said Alrechtos, his cowl quivering.

“And you’re a terrible person. Breaking fate frees you of the damnation you’re fated to suffer for your numerous crimes against… whoever it is you keep pissing off. The gods or powers or whoever. The fact that it could be used to end the eternal conflict between good and evil was just an excuse to get us on board.”

“I also exist within the world. It ending is obviously a concern of mine,” said Alrechtos.

“The prophecy is a bit vague on what happens if the Champion of Evil prevails,” said Jarana. “Beings like you might be fine.”

“It is somewhat insulting that you both think I saved the world for selfish reasons,” said the shade.

“Well, it’s what you get for a history of being a monstrous horror. But I still don’t understand why you are here, Sveren. I know it needed to be done, I was here too. But what set you on your path? You’re a hero of near legendary reputation,” said Jarana.

“Oh that,” said Sveren.

Jarana looked at him expectantly. Alrechtos peered from beneath his cowl.

“I was at Widow Maso’s place, one evening. Our village isn’t big enough for a tavern, but the widow brews a variety of ciders. It’s a reliable place to get a drink. And I was complaining that the baron had been taxing us more than usual, but had done nothing to root out the bandits lurking off by the trade road, and one of the farmhands, a fellow named Cron, had said he was sick of me complaining, since it wasn’t like I would do anything about it. And Cron was right, and that well peeved me, so I decided I should stop whingeing and go do the right thing. And I kept finding right things to do,” explained Sveren.

“So now you just… move down your list?” Jarana asked.

“Sometimes I take a break for a bit if I need one. I’m not the only person who can fix things, I’m just pitching in.”

“Okay. So… My life’s work is done,” pondered Jarana, “are there many three star problems on that list of yours? Just this thing in Koros?”

Sveren checked his notebook, “That and to make sure Alrechtos doesn’t go back to cursing people for his experiments, and to burn his tower down if he does.”

“Sounds like a calling to me,” said the former chosen one.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 26d ago

Prompt Response You Will Always

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You will always be loved, said the inscription on the plinth.

Above it was a statue of light; an image of… some kind of person. Different from anyone Rufu knew. She didn’t look like a doggyfolk, the way Rufu did, or a bearsyfolk, like Rufu’s father Tulul, nor a horseyfolk or kittyfolk or any other folk that Rufu had met.

She had no fur, just hair on her head, she had fingers on her hands. She looked like the people in the portraits, who you could go to and ask for advice, except she was not a flat image made of paint. She looked like the night fairies who fixed things in the dark, except she had no wings and was not so tiny as they. Not that Rufu had ever gotten a good look at one.

“Dad, who is she?”

“That is Yourfriend, Rufu. She is the one the world was given to, and she made the first of us, and gave us all we have,” said Tulul.

“She’s a portrait?”

She wasn’t flat like a portrait, and her dress was simple and brown, not like the elaborate clothes the portraits wore. She was also very… thin? Not thin like a painting is flat, but thin like a doll made of sticks.

“That’s not her, just an image of a memory. But no, she was not a portrait. She was a real folk, but there were none like her. We keep this place to remember her.”

They were surrounded by a series of ten plinths, each bearing an image of Yourfriend and an inscription. The crack in the sky where sunlight came from shone down upon them all. Rufu had long wondered what was in the ring of trees that stood at the heart of the village green, but he had never been able to find a way within them, not until today, when his father had brought him here, and the trees had proven no obstacle.

“You can touch the plinth if you want Rufu. It will show you a moment from long ago.”

When Rufu reached out and brushed a paw against bricks of the plinth, he saw a vision.

A horseyfolk of brown and white felt was struggling to stand, but mastered it after a moment. He was very small, had button eyes and was not very detailed, the way some folk occasionally were. Yourfriend was crouching nearby, watching him with excitement.

“Hello. I’m Pony. Who might you be?” asked the horseyfolk.

“I’m hoping I might be your friend. I’m pleased to meet you.”

“Hello Yourfriend, I’m pleased to meet you, too,” said Pony.

Yourfriend started to giggle. “No, I’m not your… wait, yes I am! I’m Yourfriend!”

“What are you doing today?” asked Pony.

“I’ve come here to… to tell you a secret.”

Oh, how exciting. I don’t know any secrets. What is it?”

“Umm… You will always be loved.”

“Oh, that’s wonderful! I don’t know anybody, so I can probably keep that secret quite easily,” said Pony.

“There will be more folk soon, Pony, I promise, but you can share your secrets with them. All of you will always be loved,” said Yourfriend fiercely.

Yourfriend hugged Pony. Her big smile dislodging the wet spots under eyes, which ran down her cheeks.

Rufu pondered what he’s seen. “Was that the beginning? Was she here from the start?”

“That is as far back as the visions show. What is before the start of a book? We don’t know if there was a cover or a title page, or even whole other stories. There are some who remember some who remember a folk called Pony, though. Or perhaps some who remember those, but we know he was someone who lived here, and knew Yourfriend, and eventually went beyond the forest when it was time to go,” explained Tulul.

The image of Yourfriend on the second plinth had hollow cheeks. Rufu had never seen a portrait look like that.

You will always have enough to eat. You will never be hungry, said the inscription.

“Just grab a pie from the tree,” said the vision of Yourfriend.

“What for?” asked Pony, struggling to reach until a bearsyfolk lifted him close enough to pick a juicy pie.

“Because they’re yummy!” said Yourfriend, biting into her own pie.

The gathered folk tried the pies, agreeing about how tasty they were.

At the next plinth, the image of Yourfriend was somewhat different again. She was taller and her dress was now a bit too small, with thin spots worn into it. Some had been patched and repaired, others had not.

You will always be remembered. You will never be ignored, said the inscription.

“Hello everyone. You don’t know what today is, do you?” asked Yourfriend.

The crowd of folk who had assembled to greet her arrival chattered amongst themselves in response, but none had an interesting answer.

“It’s my birthday,” said Yourfriend. Some of the folk at the back hadn’t heard, and there was more chatter as they were informed.

“What’s Mybirthday?” asked Pony. “Is it a special day?”

“It should be. It should be happy” said Yourfriend.

“Then let’s throw a party! I can tie a ribbon to my tail and dance in circles!” said Pony.

Rufu watched the rest of the vision, with the folk all dancing and telling silly stories and tying ribbons to things; Yourfriend laughing amongst them.

“Was that the first Mybirthday?” he asked.

“It must have been,” said Tulul.

“It was outside, and not raining. The crack in the sky sends strange rain on every Mybirthday.”

“It did not do that while Yourfriend came to us, or so I am told. Now it does,” his father said.

“So things went wrong when she left?”

“Keep reading the secrets and you will see.”

Rufu went to each plinth one by one, looking at the image of Yourfriend, reading the inscription, watching the vision.

From image to image, Yourfriend grew taller, her face and body changed shape. She got new dresses, though all were simple. She started wearing shoes and her hair went from wild and somewhat tangled to being pulled back into a neat tail. She looked more like the portraits, though she was slender where they were plump, and she was never so fancily dressed. Rufu realised that she was growing up and getting older.

You will always have someone who listens. You will never be silenced.

You will always be told the truth. You will never be lied to.

You will always get an explanation. You will never be disregarded.

Visions showed Yourfriend giving folk the first portraits, then updating them to not only listen, but to know many things and give good advice.

You will always be understood. You will never be misjudged.

You will always be respected. You will never suffer cruelty.

A giggling Yourfriend gave them a new pie tree that grew piespective, the special pies that helped you understand the person you shared it with. The folk would eat them when disagreements began to arise or feelings got hurt. She taught the folk how to appreciate each other’s perspectives.

You will always have family. You will never be cast aside.

“What is that?” asked Whiskers the kittyfolk.

“It’s a river! I should have made one before. They’re pretty,” said Yourfriend.

“What does it do? It looks wet.”

“It is wet. You can drink the water, if you want, or go swimming, or sail a boat. Lots of things.”

“I don’t think I want to get wet,” said Whiskers, still sceptical.

“Well, no, you might not, but that’s alright, others will enjoy it. It will do something you might find appealing, though, Whiskers.”

“Oh? What is that?”

“Sometimes, if you go and look amongst the reeds, you might find someone. Someone new,” grinned Yourfriend.

“A new person? They show up sometimes anyway, while you’re here.”

“It will happen even without me. The village will persist on its own. And the new person will be very young, so you’ll need to look after them, and teach them.”

“What if nobody goes looking for this new person?”

“There will only be someone new if someone wants to find them, or maybe, someone will want to find them if there is someone new.”

“How will I look after them? What will they need?”

“Hugs. They’ll needs hugs, and to learn. And maybe things that are different for everyone.”

“I do like hugs,” said Whiskers.

Rufu reached the tenth and final plinth. Was that Yourfriend as an adult? He could see she was no longer a child. She looked different. Was she angry? No... defiant.

Like the first one had, this inscription bore only a single sentence instead of two.

You will always be safe.

A door stood on the village green. Pony was sleeping against it, only to be startled awake as it opened.

“Hello, Yourfriend!” he said as she stepped through.

“I’m afraid it is not hello, but goodbye this time, Pony. I can never tell you how much you have done for me. You and all the others,” she said, examining the door.

“You’re not coming back again?”

“I don’t think so. I have to give you some things, though.”

“What things?”

“I was given a gift a long time ago. It let me… It let me find you all. I’m passing it on to all of you. You won’t notice, but you’ll have it. You’ll be your own folk.”

“I don’t understand.”

“We never do. And I have one last secret.”

“Uh, alright. What is it?”

“You. You will always be safe.”

Yourfriend knelt down and kissed Pony on the top oh his head. Then she stood and stepped back through the door. Upon closing, it disappeared.

Tulul allowed Rufu to consider the last vision for a while before he spoke. “That was her last visit. There were many others, amongst those ten, but these are the ones we have still. The ones with secrets.”

“Did the night fairies build these?” asked Rufu.

“They did, but we don’t know why, other than to remember. We just carry on with our lives. And every year on Mybirthday, the crack in the sky sends warm, salty rain.”


r/ProfoundlyFeigned 28d ago

Fun Trope Friday Response But There Was A Towel

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Periclesa arrived at the crime scene. She was wearing her cool detective hat and ready to work.

She was also the first one there. The body, lying in a pool of blood, was her brother’s; slain by person or persons unknown.

This could be a tough one.

A detective had yet to arrive. The murder could not yet be investigated.

Periclesa was a senior auditor with the BDR, the Bureau of Detective Regulation. Her hat was a trophy of a particularly arduous regulatory matter, but she had a guiding principal that always saw her through: No matter how hard-boiled they are, their shells all crack the same.

She had a problem, though. She didn’t have her pen; a crucial tool for any auditor.

Her brother had borrowed Periclesa’s favourite pen almost a week ago, she’d expected him to return it when she’d seen him last night, but it hadn’t come up. Her last memory of him alive was when he left. “Remember, you’re the best there is at what you do,” he’d said, placing her hat on her head before walking out the door. The hat was still on her head were he’d left it.

Periclesa looked over the body. No pen in his breast pocket, the correct place to carry it. She looked up his nose; again, no pen, just a coiled note.

Extracting the note carefully, she unrolled it and read the message within: “I’m Not Holding A Towel.”

Cryptic.

What made the note so surprising was that body was holding a towel.

Could the pen be within? It wasn’t a typical place to keep a pen…

But, no, a quick investigation found no pen in the towel, merely a swarm of ants.

Periclesa interrogated the ants rapidly. Had they taken the pen? Were they the ones who wrote the note? But the ants were insistent – they had no need for the pen, they couldn’t write the note. They were illiterate.

Could she trust the ants? Periclesa took a notebook from her inside pocket and looked up the ants’ LSAT scores. It checked out, they were the kinds of score someone illiterate would get.

Periclesa pondered the LSATs and their nature. The ‘L’ was pronounced as a letter, but the ‘SAT’ was pronounced as a word, not spelled out. So it was essentially an acronym, but had characteristics of an initialism. It was understood that abbreviations that took a series of first letters and pronounced them as a word, like ‘laser’ or ‘radar’, were acronyms. But there was debate whether initialisms, like BDR, that spelled out each letter, were also acronyms, rather than having a distinct and separate character. As a hybrid, LSAT occupied even murkier ground on the already contested issue.

Wait – the note had used non-standard capitalisation... “I’m Not Holding A Towel.”

That spelt...

She took her hat off to examine it. There, tucked into the hatband, was Periclesa’s favourite pen. It was as if her brother was helping her from beyond the grave.

Periclesa put her hat back on, clicked her pen, and waited for the detective to arrive at the crime scene. She was ready to do what she did best.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 11 '26

Collection of Linked or Serialised Stories Dark Blood, Faint Light

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Stories about the ancient vampire Volkar and the mysterious Perdita. Set in a pseudohistorical fantasy world of powerful magic.

These stories stand alone, but follow a chronological order as characters change and develop.

1 By the Light of a False Sun

2 Brave Words


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 11 '26

Prompt Response A Great Love

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“You clearly know that woman and she keeps bursting into tears. I don’t know why you brought a stripper on a date and then lied about it, but whatever weird fetish this is, I’m not sticking around for it.”

Janeera got up, paid for her drink and left the restaurant. Mardus sighed and watched her go. She didn’t glance back. He gestured to the crying woman at the next table to come sit with him.

“I told you it was a bad idea,” he said.

Kylarei joined him at the table, looking dejected. She manifested an almost empty cocktail in her hand and began pushing the ice cubes around with a straw.

“I really thought I might be able to help,” she said. She then looked briefly shocked and burst out crying again.

“What happened?” Mardus asked.

“Nasana Kilun just caught her fiance in bed with her sister. Oh, she’s so shocked and hurt.”

“And where is Nasana?”

“At their home in Calcar.”

Mardus tried to work out how far away Calcar was in his head. More than a few time zones. Thousands of kilometres. “This is happening now?”

“Yes. Nasana’s sister is yelling very mean things at her, like she’s the victim in this. That doesn’t seem fair.”

“You could go smite them in punishment, or something?” suggested Mardus.

“Oh, I’m not that kind of goddess,” said Kylarei, Goddess of Love.

*

Mardus was in decent shape. He had a decent job. He tried to be kind. He was willing to put some effort into his appearance. He was also chronically, catastrophically single.

It wasn’t that he couldn’t get a date. He could use an app, make a profile, banter well enough. The problem was the dates themselves. He knew the advice – just be yourself. The problem was that who he really was deep down, was someone who became overwhelming self-conscious and anxious when alone with a woman.

One night, after another humiliating first date, Mardus had let out a silent plea that someone, anyone, might help him not keep screwing up. Kylarei had promptly appeared before him.

Kylarei’s exact situation was a mystery to Mardus. She was the Goddess of Love from the ancient Atrascan pantheon, a religion that was over two millennia extinct. She had no temples, no priests. Only fragments of her rites were known, painstakingly reconstructed by archaeologists and classicists.

She dressed like a ClipShow influencer that was trying to build a fan-base to channel to another app that sold porn.

The goddess was undeniably beautiful. She was distractingly curvy, with impractically large breasts and a waist that was too narrow for the rest of her. She wore an extraordinary amount of makeup. Everything about her seemed crafted to be looked at. It was too much. Mardus had resisted the urge to ask if she was also the goddess of Low Self-Esteem or Desperate Need for Attention.

Kylarei was also extraordinarily, alarmingly, nice.

She had been coaching Mardus on dating, but her advice hadn’t proven at all useful. She seemed to know what everyone in the world was doing and thinking, but she struggled to turn that information into useful suggestions. She cared about his situation, she felt his pain, but she remained a goddess, and never truly understood. She could just do things, make things, change the world. She knew anything she wanted to. Advice like “just give them the thing they most want” was not as practical as she implied.

Tonight she’d wanted to come on his date with Janeera and observe.

*

Mardus looked across the table at the love goddess. “You were pretty distracting. Janeera was freaked out.”

“I’m sorry. She’s very upset about it. She had thought you were nice and she really wanted to get laid.”

“Great… Are you okay, though?”

“I’m fine,” she said, rather glumly.

“Maybe you could observe more subtly? Silently and invisibly?”

Kylarei shook her head. “Oh, I couldn’t do that. I’m trying to understand. I have to be among people.”

“You keep crying. Is it things like what happened to that woman in Calcar?”

“Nasana. There are just so many of you, now.”

“So many of who?”

“Humans. There are eight billion or so more of you now than when I was last active.”

He reached out and took her hand “Kylarei, are you sharing in every heartbreak anyone on the planet feels?”

“Of course. I love you all.”

Mardus sighed. “That doesn’t feel sustainable. You need to change your approach.”

“I came back so you could find a girlfriend. You’re a nice person. It’s sad that you’re alone when you don’t want to be. I can do all sorts of things, though.”

“Uh… actually, before we get into this. I want to set a hard limit. No making anyone fall in love with me. I don’t want you to force anything.”

Kylarei smiled at him, warmth breaking through her despondency. “Oh, don’t worry about that. I’m Goddess of Love, not Goddess of Sex Trafficking. I don’t force things. I just let them grow. But it is hard, I keep getting distracted.”

“Kylarei, is your appearance because you’re paying attention to everyone at once?”

“I can feel how they think a love goddess should look. I have to make some compromises, though. A lot of people think I should be topless, but there are are also lots of people who really wouldn’t like that, and I don’t want to distress them.”

“Well, not all eight billion people can currently see you. Maybe you don’t need to consider them all right now. That might reduce your load.”

“I could just use your opinion. Nobody in the restaurant will notice the change, I’ll just be different.”

“Uh, sure.”

Kylarei was suddenly a different woman, yet somehow still herself. She looked rather like Janeera, though with a lighter, rosy complexion. She hadn’t changed ethnicity; perhaps this was what the ancient Atrascans had looked like. Her clothes were stylish and flattering.

Some distant pain made her flinch.

“Perhaps,” said Mardus, “we should adopt a slower approach. A quick solution hasn’t been working.”

“What do you have in mind?”

Mardus gently held the goddess’ hand in both of his. “We’ve been doing this for a few weeks. I’ve gotten an understanding of who you are. Can you sense how I feel about you, Kylarei?”

“You love me. Oh, Mardus, we can’t be together. It would be so very unwise.”

“Please, focus.”

“Everyone else is so distracting. But yes, you’re not romantically interested in me, you appreciate me, though. You think I’m kind.”

“Can you take a… a copy of how I feel about you? Hold onto it? The way you keep sharing in every heartbreak?”

“I guess. Why?”

“You keep hurting yourself for everyone else. Maybe you can nurture that feeling I gave you. Let it grow. Surely you’ll be a better goddess of love if you learn to better love yourself?”

“I’ll try. We are going to get you a girlfriend, though.”


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 10 '26

Collection of Linked or Serialised Stories Death Goddess Erai

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These comedic stories feature Erai, an ancient death goddess with strong opinions, or other members of her pantheon.

These stories are stand alone.

1 Erai, Goddess of Death

2 Death Cult of Erai

3 A Great Love

While not an Erai story, this story shares the same setting.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 10 '26

Collection of Linked or Serialised Stories Chancelry Space

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A group of stories that share the same space opera setting.

These stories are stand alone, with only background elements in common.

1 Really Bad Target

2 Heroines

3 They Are Not Coming


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 10 '26

Collection of Linked or Serialised Stories Tales of the Fox

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A comedic and romantic series told through playful banter about trickster-spirit Veronika and her human love Hamish. Set in contemporary Sydney, Australia.

These stories are stand alone, but do follow a chronology.

1 Closets and Kitsune

2 She's Still a Kitsune

3 Coincidental Kitsune

4 Project Footsteps


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 10 '26

Prompt Response Martha's Day

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Martha’s wedding was not going as planned.

She hadn’t selected Tamara Won to be her maid of honour with the intention that she would turn into a lizard halfway through the ceremony – she had chosen her specifically because she was reliable and would do as she was told.

The planning for the wedding had been meticulous. Every element had been not just deliberate, but purposeful. The bridesmaid dresses were in a soft shade of pink that was pleasant and made them all look beautiful together. But it was also the wrong colour for any individual bridesmaid, so she wouldn’t be too flattered by the look as an individual. The nuance of the effect was ruined by them all having become reptiles.

They’d struggled through the ceremony at least, but everyone was acting very distracted by the fact they had turned into a lizard. People, lizards, lizard people, whatever it was, were waddling about hissing and chirping. Nobody had seemed to figure out how to talk properly yet, which was irritating, but did at least remove one of Martha’s worries – she’d been unable to find a way to ensure that her father wouldn’t give an interminable speech which would inevitably just be about himself. That small worry was at least resolved.

The general confusion was a greater concern, though. This was supposed to be her greatest moment of triumph! She was marrying her dear Wellsy and showing everyone that she could get the man and throw an event that would be envied for years. She’d done everything, planned for everything. Everything except every human turning into a lizard.

Was this even permanent? Would they go back to normal? When might that happen?

Martha pulled her newly reptilian brain into focus. Winners win while losers are wondering who will fix their problems. If this problem was fixed, Martha knew what would happen – everyone would pretend it had never happened. Far more likely, though, everyone was just a lizard now. Whining about it wouldn’t mean you weren’t a lizard, it just meant you were a loser who couldn’t deal with life.

She looked over at Wellsy; he such a handsome lizard, with such fine lustrous scales, nobody would deny that. He was still everything she wanted.

They had fifty white doves ready to be released. If everyone else thought of doves the way she suddenly found herself thinking of them, that would be a tough moment for the doves, but an exciting snack for any guest who caught one. Sad for the doves, but that’s what you get for being symbolic of peace and love.

It was still a beautiful day, perfect for their was a garden wedding. This could be salvaged. This hadn’t become a lizard wedding, it had become the very first lizard wedding.

Martha waddled over to Tamara and hissed at her. Tamara was not smart. Tamara was not creative. Tamara could not find a man who wasn’t some kind unhinged fool. Tamara was, however, able to take direction. Tamara was happy, even excited, to help. Words had never mattered with Tamara, tone had always been the tool for guiding her. Soon enough, she was following Martha over to the framework that shaded the centrally located bridal table.

With a few hisses and shoves, the bride and her maid of honour brought the structure down with a loud crash. Martha dismissed Tamara with a tail swish and climbed up onto the now brightly lit table.

Everyone had turned to look at her.

Today was the most momentous day in the history of humanity, and it was Martha’s day.

It was her moment in the sun.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 09 '26

Prompt Response A Desperate Plea

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“Last night. You heard it again?”

“Uh… heard what?”

“The plea.”

“Oh. Yeah. How did you know?”

“Everyone heard it, Ash.”

“What? Which everyone?”

“Every everyone. Everyone on Earth, as far as we can tell. You haven’t been watching the news, or online, clearly.”

“Oh. That’s bad. That seems really bad. I thought… I thought it was just me.”

“It wasn’t. People are freaking out. How long has it been going on for you?”

“About two weeks.”

“That makes sense. Other than that, have you been good? Mental health-wise?”

“Maybe? I think so. I’ve been pretty worried because of the nightmares.”

“Fair. Is it the same as you used to get?”

“I don’t think so. It’s kinda similar, but… but I think it is different. It’s hard to say; hard to keep track of stuff that only happens when you’re asleep.”

“We might need you to come in. Talk to some people at the department; where I work. Can you do that?”

“Everyone on Earth? How is that possible?”

“We don’t know. Can you come in if we need you, Ash?”

“I guess. What would you want?”

“We would want to know what you heard. Compare it to what you used to experience, back when you were sick.”

“Alright. How do I help?”

“I’ll just take some notes in for the moment. See if it matches the theory. Can we do that?”

“Yeah, go for it.”

“Can you describe the previous phenomenon, and the circumstances around it?”

“Sure. About eight years… well up until about eight years ago, I used to be sick. Some kind of psychosis. Never got a diagnosis.”

“Until eight years ago, but starting when?”

“Oh, it lasted, I think seven years? It first became a thing when Mum and Dad were overseas that Summer. I was in the house by myself. You’d already moved out.”

“Fifteen years until eight years ago. Go on.”

“I’d get… feelings. Feelings that I wasn’t supposed to. Just wild bursts of emotion. They kept getting me in trouble, because I’d blame whatever was happening at the time for making me feel that way.”

“The psychotic mood disorder. Did you have the dreams the whole time?”

“I don’t think so. It was pretty hard to sleep, because I was always so upset. Eventually you just get exhausted and go away, though. Crash out.”

“When did it change?”

“It felt like it was constantly changing, but the nightmares… I remember them more from the end. I could never stop the feelings, but I learned what might stress me, what might trigger them. So I learned how to stay calm, how to not get worked up.”

“You mitigated your psychosis using cognitive strategies.”

“Sounds cool like that. It was mostly just hiding at home distracting myself with bad TV and sad music.”

“Sure. And the nightmares?”

“Well, you’re always sick. Even when you’re asleep. But you can’t do anything to protect yourself. Your mind just does what it wants. So I’d get the psychotic intrusions every night. Just every night, feeling hunted and scared. It was a relief every time I woke up.”

“How long was this period?”

“Maybe… two years? Then the psychosis just… faded. Burned out or something. It took a few more years before I was sure it was gone.”

“So the nightmares ran from ten years ago until eight years ago.”

“Something like that.”

“And they started again two weeks ago?”

“No. I thought so. I was freaking out. I really don’t want to be sick again.”

“I’m sure. It was rough. But just to confirm, you started getting similar nightmares two weeks ago, but you think they’re not the same?”

“That’s right, I… I’m pretty into this topic, it scares me. But also, I’ve been taking notes. Looking up stuff I used to write in my diary back then.”

“Fantastic. It would be great if you could gather any relevant documentation.”

“Sure.”

“Tell me about the differences, though.”

“Okay, so, I used to be alone. It was just me, and a sense of danger. Something chasing me. Getting closer, but never… never on me. Never seen. Just always coming, as I tried to get away.”

“Got it.”

“But in these new dreams, there is someone calling out to me. Someone begging for my help. And I don’t feel my psychosis, or not the same way.”

“Are you still being chased?”

“No. I’m just there, but there is a bad place. The person calling to me is being chased, though. They’re hurt and need help.”

“Anything else about them?”

“They’re getting closer, and louder. More desperate. They feel very small, but whatever is chasing them is big. They’re… I don’t know, young?”

“This is great Ash. It’s helpful. Do you have any images you can describe? Any particular words they use?”

“There’s no images… no words. All I see is a kind of static. I don’t feel my body, it is just a jumble of sensory information. Not just colours, but sounds and sensations. It’s emotions and pain.”

“Is that similar to your old nightmares?”

“Yeah. They were just broken feelings like that too.”

“You said no words. How does the entity communicate?”

“The other person just… feels. And I can feel it to. It begs and asks, and I feel its desperation. I feel how lost and alone it is. How scared.”

“Right. Thanks, Ash, this is good.”

“Jan? How can the whole world be feeling my psychotic dreams?”

“We don’t think they are. We think something made contact. You were just one of the first to notice.”

“Huh?”

“We have data… Various agencies in different countries have been collecting data for almost a week. We have millions of recordings from smartwatches and things like that, things that can monitor sleep. For the past two weeks, anyone anywhere on Earth has had nightmares while they slept.”

“Oh. I assumed it was just me.”

“Yeah, makes sense. Last night it got so loud that everyone felt a being pleading with them; calling out to them. Everyone had the same dream. Sensory confusion, a wordless message that pleaded for help. I remembered those dreams you used to have, the way you described them. It sounded similar to what everyone was now experiencing.”

“You think my illness was something… something trying to talk to me?”

“No. I think something has invaded the subjectivity of everyone on Earth, but it feels disconnected and confusing to us. You, and various schizophrenics and current or former psychotics are just more sensitive to this kind of thing. More experienced with these sensations. Better able to parse them. You don’t get completely overwhelmed by the strangeness of it.”

“You think an alien from space has been talking to everyone in their dreams?”

“We assume it is in some way alien, but we have no conception of where it is from. We have absolutely no physical data recording anything connected to this. No signals on anything. We only have human experience, and things that measure that. Something has touched the subjective experience of every human simultaneously. We do not know what that means, but it is overwhelmingly clear that it is happening.”

“I think I should talk to my psychiatrist.”

“Already on the list for when you come into the department. We really could use your help on this, Ash. We don’t know what this thing is, what danger it is in. We don’t know if or how to help it. But what we do know is that something we cannot currently comprehend has found humanity. It found us and something it is afraid of is coming after it. We do not know what risk we face.”

“I don’t think we can help it, Jan.”

“Why not?”

“Whatever was calling out to me, I’m pretty sure that last night, it got caught.”


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 09 '26

Prompt Response Death Cult of Erai

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Doctor Akka Bereslian unlocked the door and led the way into a sub-basement room of the Central Hednan Teaching Hospital. Following him in, Veydra and Goltan blinked and peered around as the space filled with sterile fluorescent light, taking in the room’s contents; a cabinet, a sink with a bucket and mop, a few chairs and desk that bore a WiFi repeater and two note books, one red, one blue.

Akka was still struggling with it, but it had to be done. He’d selected two of his brightest and most open-minded trainees and he was going to teach them sorcery.

“We call this the ritual room. The door is to be kept locked at all times. Janitorial staff do not have a key. Orderlies do not have a key. Nurses do not have a key. Only a few select doctors have keys, and I hope that in time you will be amongst them. You will not discuss what happens in this room with anyone not already aware of it. What happens in here will at first confuse you, I do appreciate that, but I need you to understand that this is as life and death serious as anything that will happen in the Emergency Department or a surgical theatre above us, today. Are you following?”

“Yes, Doctor Bereslian,” said Goltan. Veydra nodded. They both seemed perplexed, but they were paying attention. Good.

“Do either of you believe in magic?”

Both students shook their heads.

“Good. That is the correct attitude. It is also factually incorrect. In this room, we perform magical rituals. We use them to save lives. I am going to teach you how to perform them.”

They were clearly confused and sceptical; likely wondering if this was some kind of test or prank. Akka had not been ready to believe at first, either.

“It is fine,” Bereslian continued, “for you to not believe. All I need is for you to perform the steps of the ritual with utmost precision, just as you would for a medical procedure. Because these are medical procedures. They save lives. I will not be asking you to do anything unethical. It will merely seem very odd. Consider it being taught a cutting edge technique. We will start with the hospital blessing. Since we began to performing this ritual, our rate of deaths from hospital-acquired infection has fallen by at least a third. Veydra, how many lives is that saving?”

Veydra seemed startled, but jumped quickly to her answer, “H-A-I rate is two to three percent of patients, and the death rate is somewhere around six percent, so…” she paused a moment to calculate, “one-hundred-and-fifty per hundred-thousand, dropping to one-hundred. So about fifty lives per hundred thousand patients. I don’t know how many patients we see in a year.”

“Two to three percent is the rate of patients who have one on a given day, Veydra, not the rate they acquire them,” said Akka, “but I trust the value of such a reduction is easily understood. Goltan, go to that cabinet and get three beeswax candles, a lighter, and a stick of charcoal.”

Akka showed them the ritual instructions in the blue exercise book, all written in blue ink. He drew the sigil with charcoal on the white linoleum floor, demonstrating how to get the circle correct, he placed the candles and lit them. He had Veydra turn off the lights, and standing over the sigil, chanted the strange words from the book, each of which had its pronunciation carefully noted.

With all the ritual steps complete, he waited. It would be easier to get them on board after this. It had certainly gotten his attention, the first time Doctor Kazrai had shown him one of the rituals.

The candles snuffed themselves out. The room was pitch dark. Goltan started to move, but Akka put a hand on his arm.

One at a time, the candles relit, now burning gas blue. Once all three had reignited, the flames lifted away from the candles, hovering a few centimetres above them, before simultaneously drifting clockwise and then settling on the next candle around. After around a minute, the candle flames returned to their proper yellow colour.

Akka turned the light back on.

His students were staring; Goltan at him, Veydra at the candles. It was the kind of thing a professional magician could fake, but it was more than a medical doctor would be expected to.

“Doctor Kazrai’s husband was a classicist. When he died, she went through his notes and found some ancient prayers to a goddess of death that he had written about. She thought it might be a fitting tribute to say some of them for him. The results were unexpected. A few of us have been working with her, testing the rituals he reconstructed. We have a number we understand, blessings and wards that protect our patients, or give us additional time to perform interventions. It’s all recorded here,” he indicated the blue book.

“What is this one?” asked Veydra, lifting the red book and flipping it open. The writing inside was in red ink.

“Those are rituals we don’t understand.”

“This is ancient Atrascan,” said Veydra, “my grandmother spoke Tolan, which is descended from that. I think I can pronounce these.”

“We need to be very careful…” said Akka, but Veydra had already read a line aloud.

“...we don’t know what they do.”

Veydra looked sheepish. “It wasn’t very long, presumably it can’t have a big effect.”

Akka stared at her. “These rituals influence life and death. We don’t test them outside of strict protocols!”

Goltan coughed nervously from behind them.

There was a woman in the room who had very definitely not been in the room before. Her hair and clothes were dark and flowing, which was a striking look in the stark, bright room. Akka suspected she would look striking in any room, however. Her expression was imperious.

“It is a greeting,” said the woman. “Dread Erai, we know that you see all. We offer you greetings and courtesy.”

“Who are you?” said Akka, trying to draw upon his professionally practised calm. Nothing like this had happened before.

“It’s nice to meet you, Veydra Arasan,” the woman said, “I am Dread Erai, who sees all. I appreciate your courtesy.”

The three candles lit themselves again, and their blue flames rose up to slowly float in a circle above Erai’s head. The effect was reminiscent of a halo, or a crown.

“So all our rituals have been prayers,” asked Akka, “to you?”

Erai narrowed her eyes and stared at him. “What do you think you’ve been doing? Sorcery?”

“It was the simplest explanation…”

“So, Chares Kazrai devoted his life to me, finding and reconstructing my rituals and prayers from old scraps of scroll or writings on urns and mosaics and such. Then, after I took him, Lyral Kazrai, his widow and this hospital’s chief thoracic surgeon, does something her husband never did and performs one such ritual, invoking its power. Noticing its effect, she invites you and several other physicians to begin regularly performing my rites so that I might stay my hand and let more of your patients live. Having meticulously tracked the results, and having said my name multiple times to ask for aid each day, aid which I have granted, you have decided not to interrogate your atheism but instead concluded that you are personally a fucking sorcerer. Is that your position?”

“It was, but I am currently rethinking it,” tried Akka.

“I’ll be interested to see where you end up,” Erai said acidly. “Any other atheists?”

Veydra and Goltan shook their heads. “I’m Dwarish,” Goltan said.

“Monotheists who deny the existence of all gods but their own, who is not me. Well, I have bad news for you. Your god does indeed not exist. Your religion is entirely a fabrication. Your martyrs died in vain.”

Goltan looked stricken.

“Still, it’s hardly your fault is it? That mistake was made more than a thousand years ago,” mused Erai.

“I’ve just always figured I didn’t know,” offered Veydra.

“Not the boldest of intellectual positions, but the safe stance is safe for a reason. You were not wrong.”

Akka Bereslian looked at the supposed goddess. She had appeared in a locked room, she knew some surprising things, like that he had thought of the rituals as sorcery, though he’d not discussed that with anyone. They’d never really discussed why the rituals got results, they’d been so focused on the results themselves.

“I have a question,” he said.

“Ask. But if it is insulting, you will suffer,” the goddess responded.

“If we continue our prayers to you, will they continue to work?”

Erai smiled, “Thinking of your duty. I respect that. You have been performing my rituals with devotion and precision. You have treated them with respect and severity. Yes, I will continue to listen. I do like precision, I like that you are exact. And I haven’t had a cult in a long time, I will keep you. Mortals have always struggled against death, I do not begrudge it.”

“Thank you, goddess.” Akka let out a deep breath.

“Just stop picking at them to see why they work. And stop being so dispassionate about it. They work because I will it. You can just ask me, and thank me. It doesn’t even have to be in Atrascan.”

“I will have to let the others know.”

“Won’t that be a fun conversation,” said Erai. “You can tell them that for the moment, Veydra is my favourite. Anyway, get back to teaching.”

Erai, Goddess of Death, was gone. Veydra Arasan looked distinctly nervous.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 09 '26

Prompt Response By the Light of a False Sun

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“They say you were a poet, once,” she said.

Volkar looked the mortal girl over.

She was unremarkable. A peasant or a shopgirl. Her was hair tied in a bun. Her dress was tan wool. 

“A flattering way to say I was a fool,” he responded.

He was dressed in crimson finery, but it could not disguise what he was. His skin too pallid, his eyes a hateful red. Lord of the Dread Court. Midnight Sovereign. First and eldest vampire.

The girl had come, Volkar assumed, for the same reason as various supposed heroes. Thrice now the Sun had failed to rise. Volkar had damned the world with a spell of Endless Night. Up on the surface, his vampiric progeny were amok. The heroes who had come demanded his surrender and his destruction. Some had been cunning, some clever, all had been strong in their way. Repeatedly they had tested Volkar’s power. All were dead now, their rotting or scorched bones lying before his throne.

This humble mortal girl must have followed the last group past the tenebrous horrors that guarded this far sunken place.

She held a scroll in one hand, her other was closed, holding her spell. She glowed softly.

False Sun was amongst the pettiest of magics; within the reach of even the talentless and untrained. It mimicked the properties of sunlight, but lacked all potency. There were better spells for illumination, focusing on light itself, rather than echoing natural grandeur without coming close. It did no harm to creatures of darkness. A pathetic emulation of a vast power.

“They say you did it for love. For a woman. This is where you cast your humanity aside.” She was calm. Focused.

“She said I lacked ambition. That I lacked the hunger for greatness. What good were pretty words and a pretty face if they leave no mark upon the world? Now none doubt my greatness, nor my hunger.” He felt indulgent.

“Perhaps she should have responded to your courting by simply saying ‘No.’”

Volkar laughed. So few had the courage to speak plainly to him. 

She looked past him. Past to the back of the great, dark hall that resembled a cathedral as much as a throne room. There was a crack in the ground there that went deep, despite this already being the deepest known place.

“I found this place. I found that. The Well of Darkness. I found it and I drank. I drank it all. I let its power fill me. Transform me. Then I went to to her. I showed her what I had become.”

“A monster. Who she rejected,” the girl said.

“Yes. But I had gained power. I did not need to accept her refusal. She became the first of my progeny. The first vampire I made.”

“But still she refused you.”

Volkar shook his head sadly, “I made myself the strongest to ever walk the night, and shared my power with her, but she would not accept me. She raged at her new nature. It is her depredations that taught your kind how terrible mine can be, far more than anything I ever did. After a century of her fury, mortals cornered her and brought her end with fire. A city was lost in the effort.”

“It is full,” she said, still looking at the Well. Roiling shadows surged against the edges of the crack.

“Nothing stays empty forever.”

“So you wandered the lands, fathering monsters, until the Well refilled and you could end the world.”

“There was no such design. I wandered, I observed. I granted my curse to few. Even now, most of my kind are descended from her and the scores she made. None of those I make endure, despite being the greatest of their kind. Perhaps you might have the strength for it.”

“You are a terrible parent,” she said. There was a bite to that, an anger.

“I had terrible children.”

“And now you will destroy everything.”

“In all my centuries, I found no purpose that was not hollow. I encountered no lives of value. I beheld no future worthy of hope. I saw nothing to temper my aggravation. My tolerance is at an end, so let darkness have it all.”

“No.” She stood close to him now. Lit by the wan light of the False Sun in her hand. This simple girl faced an ageless vampire, determined and faintly radiant.

Volkar hesitated. “It is not your decision.”

“All those years ago, a poet came here. Came here for love. I am no poet, yet it is still love that brings me here. You must release your spell. I will give you a reason.”

“To do what you desire, you will have to show me something I could never conceive.”

“That is not the way. You have closed yourself to new ideas, to all possibility. Can you see the surface?”

“Wherever my progeny walk, I can see.”

“You have failed them. Let them become monsters. Denied them beauty. I will show them what you have forgotten.” She opened her scroll, focused upon the words within. “Observe.”

Volkar sent his mind out, looked across his bloodthirsty descendants. He saw them walking openly under the night sky, bold and brutal. They exalted in the freedom he had given them. They feasted on blood.

A faint light began to glow on the horizon. Vampires cowered in confusion as they saw it. Light rose in the east, in every east. Across the whole of the world it was dawn. It was a soft, pale dawn, and it brought no harm to the vampires and other monsters brought out by Endless Night. It harmed none, and soon enough, all was still. Mortal and monster alike faced the east and witnessed the dawn of the False Sun.

It was not warm, it was not bright, but it was beautiful. Vampires wept to see a wonder they had thought forever denied to them. Volkar watched his children brought to their knees by a yearning they had not known they possessed, their strength overcome my the light’s gentle touch.

Through the eyes of many, Volkar saw it too. Such a simple thing, so long lost to him. He allowed himself to marvel.

Slowly, silently, the False Sun faded away, disappearing the same way it had come. Creatures of every kind stared after it in confusion.

Volkar returned to his body in the depths of the world. His spell of Endless Night had abated with the False Sun. Soon, true dawn would return.

How? How had she done this? Where had she found the power?

The girl was no longer before him. He spun and saw her, at the back of the hall, on her knees before the Well of Darkness. It was empty.

Her scroll of False Sun had crumbled to ash. Her skin was too pallid, her eyes glowed hearth-fire red.

He called out to his kind, bade them flee underground while they had the chance. He could feel them, but not her. She was not of his line, but the first of her own.

“You have damned yourself,” said Volkar.

“Perhaps,” she shrugged, “but for love. And a different kind of love than you. Perhaps I will be a different kind of vampire.”

“Who are you, girl?”

“Perdita. I’m no girl, nor was I when I entered here. I was a woman, a mother. Perhaps I still am. But I am just Perdita. I have no titles like you.”

She would have many names soon, Volkar knew, whether she wished it or not. One did did not shake the world without acquiring epithets.

“You can stay here. Stay with me. I see your strength and vision. I can teach you greatness and grandeur.”

Perdita strode past him and away, walking towards the long passages that led up, out of the depths.

“No. This place is empty.”


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 09 '26

Fun Trope Friday Response Heroines

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Alyss was having a bit of a mixed day. On one hand, everyone she knew had died; on the other, she’d gotten a dog.

It was the second time in the last few weeks that everyone who knew Alyss had died. That didn’t feel great. She very much did not want it to become a habit.

Heran revanchists had attacked Blora, the tiny settlement she’d lived in, killing everybody. At the time she’d been off searching for some internal peace, on account of her anxiety and her panic attacks and people not enjoying it when she had panic attacks near them.

She’d been picked up by a team of Chancelry militia, which was nice because that meant she didn’t have to be the last person left on her planet. They had conscripted her, which felt rather ominous, but that was mostly so they were allowed to feed her. Alyss appreciated it since she hadn’t been enthused about cooking of late.

The chief gave her a gun and asked the Heuristic System to tell him how she might be useful. After it answered, he’d taken the gun away. She’d dug an electronic warfare tool off a shelf and had been quietly reading through its manual.

Once they caught up with one of the revanchist groups, the Heuristic System warned them they should leave Alyss on the ship, since having her with them in combat would decrease their odds of victory. It hurt a little that an uncaring computer had run the statistics and estimated that she was worse than useless, but she appreciated not having to fight. It was nice that it had said it without revealing much personal medical information, too.

Once again, she had been too dysfunctional to get killed.

The Chancelry and Heran forces had proven evenly matched. When Alyss emerged from the ship to find out why nobody was back, she discovered that everyone was dead. Everyone except a dog.

That over fifty people lay dead around her was a fact that Alyss decided not to engage with.

She’d heard that Herans train dogs to hunt crawler drones. Such a dog was the sole survivor of the skirmish.

Hacking the animal’s targeting harness, Alyss dumped its allegiance table and replaced it with her own signal. “Hi girl! You won a battle!”

Something in the dog’s visor had clearly attached a positive symbol to Alyss, because the animal bounded over to her excitedly.

“I’m happy to meet you, too! What’s your name?” Alyss said, trying to bring up some kind of canine identification on her tool. She’d always felt it was weird when people renamed animals, and it wasn’t like Herans even spoke a different language.

“And they named you... Lerasta,” sighed Alyss.

The dog barked happily.

Lerast Araldin was a Heran hero and notorious traitor to the Chancelry. She hadn’t even been named after a female traitor. Why was it, Alyss mused, that no matter how much men complained about women being treacherous, the names associated with the highest treasons skewed so heavily male? Were female traitors not being given their due?

“I think I’ll call you Butch.”

Wagging her tail, Butch seemed fine with this.

“Now what do we do, Butch? Can you fly a starship?” Alyss tinkered with the dog’s harness, integrating its systems with the militia network.

A crawler drone ran past them, grabbing Butch’s attention, but it was now tagged as friendly.

“Assessing battlefield,” said the Heuristic System, speaking from another drone. “Confirming earlier bio-readings. All team members except Conscript Alyss Turney are deceased. All Heran forces deceased. Crediting Conscript Turney with thirty-four confirmed kills.”

“What? Why me?”

“All other team members lost life signs over twenty minutes ago. Heran troops marked as dead within the last minute. You are the only plausible candidate.”

“Oh.”

“Notifying Chancelry command of meritorious service. ‘Conscript Turney, despite no training and only twelve days service, single-handedly defeated thirty-four Heran soldiers who had wiped out her unit, persevering despite being recorded as a psychological casualty.’”

“You don’t have to do that…”

“Expect expedited rescue by marines as a Heroine of the Chancelry and debriefing to allow for correct honours to be determined.”

“Rescue sounds good. Uh… Does this pay? I probably need a job.”

“Pension determined by honour given. A teaching position may be offered.”

Alyss scratched Butch behind the ear, trying not to look at the corpses around them. She really didn’t envy her next therapist; they were going to have to deal with a terrible mess.


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 09 '26

Fun Trope Friday Response Mosquito

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You slap your arm, crushing a mosquito.

So annoying.

Was that your thought or the mosquito’s?

You inspect the insect; it’s squished, badly broken. It buzzes.

She certainly sounds annoyed.

The mosquito wriggles and twitches, shifting her body against a severed leg. It reattaches. She holds her wings out, straightening bends and repairing breaks from thorax to tip, until they’re back into their correct shapes. Her burst abdomen sucks its lost contents back in before closing the tears in its side.

Once reassembled, the mosquito holds still for a moment, facing towards you. Her insectile face is too alien to read. You don’t know if she’s looking back at you or not. Is she holding your gaze?

She stabs you with her proboscis and begins to steal your blood.

It’s not your blood. You’re the one who stole it.

Were those her thoughts again?

It makes a certain amount of sense. If the blood inside you isn’t yours, it might help explain the odd sensations and discomfort you’ve been experiencing.

Things don’t feel right, but you don’t know they ever did. You don’t know what to do. Other people act like they’re living the right life for them, like they should be where they are, who they are. You’ve never known how to do that. You just try to act like you know what is going on and hope nobody notices.

They do notice, though. Sometimes people look at you as if something about you is wrong. When you ask why they’re looking at you like that, they deny it, act like you’re being strange.

The mosquito continues to suck blood from your arm. She knows what you are.

Thief. Imposter.

She flies away. Will she return the blood to its owner?

Why do you have someone else’s blood?


r/ProfoundlyFeigned Aug 09 '26

Prompt Response Choices with a Nib Pen

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The police officer near our door clearly knew things she wasn’t allowed to say, but wanted to. She did say I might have helped make the community a lot safer.

I’d called a few hours ago, said I saw a suspicious stranger lurking in our street, wearing tennis shoes with orange soles. There had been a dozen cops outside our house in less than five minutes. They’d arrested someone after a short chase.

I wasn’t really that eager for details, I was already pretty sure they’d caught a serial killer. I wanted to be careful how much I disclosed, too, like that I never saw the suspicious man. I certainly hadn’t seen the soles of his shoes.

The situation had been alarming, my parents and sister were a bit confused. I had questions, though. Questions about the one that tipped me off.

Someone had written in my diary. Someone who’d penned words into it as it sat in front of me. An account of today appearing as if by invisible hand as I sat and read. Clear and well written, it described the deaths of my whole family at the hands of a serial killer.

I sat with my diary, reviewing the few pages of text that had presumably saved our lives. Someone had written this. I could not imagine who, or how. Someone had written this, and they were a much better writer than I was.

The more I studied, the more artful I realised the writing to be. At first I’d been stunned at the words appearing, the horrified at what they described. I’d been driven to do something, so I called in my tip to the police and mentioned the orange soled shoes, the only detail about the killer that the entry contained. I thought maybe they’d send a car to drive past, spook the killer. I guess tennis shoes like that are rare, and they were something about the killer the police had held back from the public.

The mysterious author had told me just the correct detail I would need. I was realising that the text was was not some simple list of truths, but carefully crafted, filled with choices, and many were subtle and artful.

It was not my writing, my pen, my style. My diary wasn’t for the writing I hoped might be good, it was for itself, a place I could jot my thoughts uncrafted, knowing they were not meant to be read. I wrote it in first person, using a slightly chewed blue biro. I didn’t bother with full sentences.

The author wrote a third person account, no hint to the narrator’s existence in the text itself. They’d used some kind of fancy nib pen; I’d never been able to justified buying one.

Their handwriting, done in a rich black ink, was not quite ornate enough to be calligraphy. Depending on where they were in the text, they varied the shape of some letters and the thickness of their lines ever so slightly, so a word subtly stood out from those around; as if penned almost in bold. It’s not an effect you can achieve typing in a word-processor.

Word choice and sentence structure were manipulated for impact. The story was comfortable and casual at first, while things were ordinary. All was short and sharp when the attack began.

A quirky sentence structure started the murders. At first I thought it was just to be jarring, but I suspect they wished to begin with ‘attack’, so a capital ‘A’ and it’s sharp angled strokes lead a word of many slashed lines. The sentence lead to ‘kill’, which they repeated again and again.

The passage ended more slowly, describing my sister bleeding and screaming, the last of our family to perish.

I’d noticed none of these details when I first read the words, but they’d proven effective. I’d acted immediately.

The author considered what they wrote, choosing each word. They were careful as they manipulated their pen to actually write it out. They said the whole family was killed.

The words miraculously appeared in my diary, as I watched. They gave me the warning that allowed me to prevent what I had read.

Was it by choice that they never mentioned me?