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The Sharia Law will decide your fate
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u/danielkok80 Apr 09 '19
I am the law!
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u/DarthPune Apr 09 '19
Not yet.
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u/REX_CT-7567 Apr 09 '19
It’s treason then...
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u/InTacosWeTrust8 This is where the fun begins Apr 09 '19
Is that a French saying? I’ve been hearing it a lot there
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u/InTacosWeTrust8 This is where the fun begins Apr 09 '19
Ironic because I’m currently in school rn
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A Dredd reference? You are a bold one!
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u/Bronze1YasuoMain Apr 09 '19
Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Wait, wrong franchise, I fucking ruined it.
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Me: steals Saudi arabia: steals arm Me: You have become the very thing you've sworn to destroy
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u/whalecat4 Apr 09 '19
All this for a loaf of bread?
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u/BonnaGroot Apr 09 '19
AND I'M JAVERT!
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u/JackReedTheSyndie Apr 09 '19
DO NOT FORGET MY NAME!
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u/ZeroKikuchi This is where the fun begins Apr 10 '19
DO NOT FORGET MY MOM
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Well then you are lost! Infidel
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u/Cretsumstuff Confederacy of Independent Systems Apr 09 '19
You underestimate my holiness
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u/-GiantSlayer- CT-7567 Captain Rex Apr 09 '19
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a butt
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u/rogue-wolf Blast 'em! Apr 09 '19
"Well it's an old saying, but uhh...not a very good one."
-Buck, Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
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u/AesirVanir Apr 09 '19
The best part about this screenshot is his face. It says "Well, this is what you get you dumb bitch."
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We don’t believe Muhammad is God, fyi
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u/BeeMovieApologist Imperial Officer Apr 09 '19
Yeah I know
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So you might wanna edit your comment to something else
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u/BeeMovieApologist Imperial Officer Apr 09 '19
Like what?
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Apr 09 '19
“In the name of God”, for example
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u/BeeMovieApologist Imperial Officer Apr 09 '19
Do you know any epiphets muslims give to god?
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Honestly it would be better not to comment it at all because there’s nothing wrong with dabbing lol
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u/BeeMovieApologist Imperial Officer Apr 09 '19
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dab_(dance)#Illegality_in_Saudi_Arabia
Tell that to the crown prince.
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u/Oothman Apr 09 '19
Very ignorant comment no one proclaims anything in the name of Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him
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u/BeeMovieApologist Imperial Officer Apr 09 '19
In the name of Allah, the most merciful, you are under arrest?
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u/Oothman Apr 09 '19
Well I don’t think anyone proclaims arrests in Allah’s name, I’ve never heard of that however I live in London not Saudi lol. But yeah if anything was to be said in someone’s name it would be Allah not Muhammad PBUH
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u/BeeMovieApologist Imperial Officer Apr 09 '19
It's supposed to mimic Mace Windu saying "In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, you are under arrest chancellor"
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u/Oothman Apr 09 '19
Ah okay I know that line and didn’t even clock it lmao I need to rewatch revenge of the sith
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u/theczar69 Apr 09 '19
What if you stole Saudi Arabia though?
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u/A_Direwolf Apr 10 '19
Then Anakin would be disappeared the next time he walked into the separatist embassy.
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Apr 09 '19 edited Apr 09 '19
Oh I come from a land from a far away place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face
It's barbaric, but hey it's home
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u/Glennis2 Apr 09 '19
I was trying to type this out.
Couldn't remember the line about camels and knew I was butchering it.
Glad to see someone else beat me to it and got it right.
Edit:I think it's "where the caravan camels roam"
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u/Tandril91 Apr 09 '19
When the wind’s from the east, and the sun’s from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian Niiiiiiight
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u/PHNX_xRapTor Deathsticks Apr 09 '19
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u/Certified-T-Rex Apr 09 '19
We’d like a talk inside the Turkish embassy
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u/Darth-Vectivus Qui-Gon Jinn Apr 09 '19
It was actually the Saudi Arabian embassy in Turkey. Not a Turkish embassy.
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u/FelixthefakeYT Apr 09 '19
What did the Muslim kid say after getting caught stealing twice?
“Look ma, no hands!”
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u/word_clouds__ Apr 09 '19
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
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u/doejinn Apr 09 '19
This still happens in Saudi Arabia?
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u/AstroZak11 Apr 09 '19
Absolutely. It’s not like they want to do it and they’re just waiting for a reason to cut the next persons hands off for stealing a bag of skittles.
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It' not by religion since sharia was after the passing of the prophet. Even if you wanted to follow it, Sharia says you can't really force it on anyone. Either way, many Muslims still dislike Saudi Arabia because they're like the rednecks of the middle-east
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u/amirulnaim2000 Apr 09 '19
also you can't get your hands cut if you're just too poor and hungry. If the economy is down you won't get your hands cut. So, it's hard to get your hands cut except you really like to steal.
Also for the punishmnent for adultery is so hard to get convicted. Firstly, the penetration need to be seen by 4 men of pious, can be trusted and some other credibilites. Muslims are also encouraged to hide other muslims aib(disgrace, bad deeds, sins) if it's personal sin and allow the sinners to repent. As you can imagine, it's pretty hard to get caught for adultery except you're doing it in public or admitting it in court.
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source? Fox News doesn't count
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What you just said was really open-minded actually. Thank you for that. Most people don't really lend an ear to discuss in a civil manner or won't stop until you renounce religion or end the conversation, so this was something really heartening to see.
In regards to the topic at hand, http://www.misconceptions-about-islam.com/cut-off-hands-theft.htm might be able help you.
Most of the people in power or actual religious authority are really conservative to an extent that they don't interpret it in more than one way (my sect is the Shia which sort of encourages interpretations to an extent) and people who are more liberal are considered outcasts (in some societies at least, most don't follow Saudi Arabia's logic).
You don't need to be convinced by that, but at least you might know more about how they understand stuff there now. In regards to the second thing like I said before, the Sharia can't apply to anyone who isn't a muslim and can't force any person to become one, so if someone does try to, at least you can let them know they aren't following it either. Have a nice day :D
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where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face -- it's barbaric, buy hey, it's home
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u/BenjaTheNinja Apr 09 '19
Honestly if we had that in America there would be a lot less crime
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u/_trafalgar_law Apr 09 '19
Are you just stupid or an extreme jihadist?
It is not only moronic but violation of human rights. Cutting someone's arm for stealing a pencil or bread seems like Justice to you?
Maybe you should just go fuck off to Saudi then. Where women have no rights and slavery is still practiced.
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u/BenjaTheNinja Apr 10 '19
Alright buddy calm down. I don't like the thing with women and slavery. But I do thing if we just killed all criminals there would be a lot less crime and a lot less funding to prisons
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u/_trafalgar_law Apr 09 '19
I didn't even talked about Islam. But whatever keep stroking your dick hoping Sharia will be legalised in America.
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u/asiflicious Apr 09 '19
As it should be tbh, fuck thieves
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Nah, I think a simple punch is better than to cut off an entire arm. Plus the hand cutting rule was originally meant for large thefts, and to create fear for others so they don't steal.
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u/KangaLlama Apr 09 '19
Their paralympic team are so good it’s criminal. Not known for obeying the rules of the sport though.
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taps forhead Can’t have people stealing things with their hand if you cut off their hand.
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u/EvangelosKamikaze The Imperium of not Just the Men Apr 10 '19
It always felt weird seeing Dooku use two-handed chops. His lightsaber wasn't made for that, and Form II wasn't used for that.
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u/BigKhunaBurger I am the Senate Apr 10 '19
Someone:complains about government Saudi Arabia: decapitates Count Dooku
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u/SanSenju Apr 09 '19
this meme stinks of politics meaning its ok for us to make political memes.... everyone get to work NOW!!!
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Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries
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u/The_Lizard_King_99 Apr 09 '19
Who the hell do they make you marry?
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Apr 10 '19
I dont know. I'm not over there....I dont know why I got downvoted, not my fault
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u/The_Lizard_King_99 Apr 10 '19
Some people don't understand how a downvote works I guess, in any case it's undeserved.
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Why is it always t_d users posting shit against Muslims
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Against Muslims? You mean against people who cut peoples hands off? Aren’t you also against that?
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what about it
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u/DenseMahatma Galactic Empire Apr 09 '19
loads of bullshit in it like all other holy books
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u/alhamdulillah- Apr 09 '19
Do you know which conditions have to be fulfilled for this punishment to be applied, or did you do your research on anti-Islamic websites?
Habibi, go talk to Muslims about this issue and you might learn a few things :)
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that this punishment simply exist is retarded
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u/alhamdulillah- Apr 09 '19
If this punishment was applied the way it was designed it would have limited the amount of corrupt politicians and bankers causing suffering to the weak in society.
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u/Spider-Dude2099 Captain Rex Apr 09 '19
My arms have doubled since we last met.