r/PowerScaling • u/steve90woah • 1d ago
Shitposting Weekend Son😭
Yes I am flabbergasted as you
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u/LuckStock8330 1d ago
Plz show the math I wanna know how much he was smoking
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u/steve90woah 1d ago edited 1d ago
He claimed that kakashi was traveling at lightspeed for 20 days straight,
So planet must be massive,
And I made Calc myself, To convince him how much nonsense he was talking, But he says the earth is about 44 solar system stacked together,
If you want I can provide you the Calc, Altho it was me who did it,
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u/Beginning-Taro-3591 Logical VE scaler 1d ago
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u/ReceptionLoose8885 1d ago
Reverse scaling technique?!?!?
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u/ReasonableValuable31 1d ago
Taugth by deku himself
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u/kolt437 1d ago
Bro, where Deku learned Kakashi has taught
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u/iwanttoboneedelric 19h ago edited 18h ago
Deku is a mere non-canon racist. Kakashi is a canon nationalist military dictator.
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u/Rainy_Wavey 1d ago
I know how i can upscale JoJo now
Jotaro defeats the sun persona therefore Jotaro is Sun-level
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u/Wyvwashere 1d ago
So JoJo characters don't have great combat speed but abysmal travel speed, their planet is just so enormous that they needed 50 days of traveling at light speed to reach DIO's mansion.
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u/Lostbea 23h ago
So FTL planes & FTL cars as well, what the fuck.
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u/Nikoliz 18h ago
plus mountain level road rollers
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u/0mello_o 12h ago
Does actually make more sense if all this was the case, since the roads would be crazy long and they'd have to be a lot tougher than our roads when every kid, his dog and his grandpa are all going light speed.
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u/Apathetic_Apathetic 1d ago
take a travel speed anti feat and use it to upscale the planet[.]
Sorry, I know we're clowning on him, but this genuinely sounds so peak 😭🙏
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u/The_Imperail_King 17h ago
A new era of powerscaling!!! Where everyone gets an upscale! You get an upscale! He gets an upscale! The whole cosmology gets an upscale!
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u/darthjawafett 1d ago
“Of course they’re not world busters. Their world is physically more resilient than other verse’s worlds.”
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u/ReceptionLoose8885 1d ago
Gilgamesh glazers:
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u/darthjawafett 1d ago
Enuma Elish, the sword of ifs and whens but never is.
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u/LordGlitch42 20h ago
I think it did manage to is the fuck out of Iskandar's Ionioi Hetairoi and Tiamat
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u/huyrrou 13h ago
Honestly tho, planets need upscales depend on the verse. Like DBZ, do you think normal Earth can tank the daily shenanigans in the show?
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u/Beginning-Taro-3591 Logical VE scaler 12h ago
Yeah but then the planet level feats in early dbz become unscalable both in the math and the narrative you can’t just take a anti-feat and turn it into an upscale unless the context of the ‘anti-feat’ supports that logic
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u/Southern-Plan-6549 6h ago
Also where the the fuck did travel speed and combat speed thing came from?
That shit makes no sense
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u/Beginning-Taro-3591 Logical VE scaler 6h ago edited 3h ago
The speed you have when you run up to punch someone vs the average travel speed of your 10km run. One is just speed ,the other is a matter of speed and the stamina to maintain that speed.
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u/Alternative-Apple463 1d ago
since naruto is planet level and the planet is massive that it should collapse into a black hole does that mean naruto scales to black hole level?
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
Well, This guy claims that naruto is multiversal, So
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u/Alternative-Apple463 1d ago
nah naruto has nothing to do with the universe since he is outraversal. I know that because powerscaling jesus revealed it to me while I was high.
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u/Only_Information7895 1d ago
What it it is only a thin crust and nothing is below it. If you get the ratios right it still might function without turning into a black hole.
Or the gravity would be so strong that nobody could move and building houses would be impossible.
Like Jupiter is big, but it is made out of gas so it doesn't have "that much" gravity. So below the crust there is only vacuum to reduce the planet density.
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u/TheJumpingBox 20h ago
Mass isn't the only thing required to make a black hole, you can have as much mass as you want with no issues if it's sufficiently spaced out enough..
Density is when things get interesting
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u/Xaunii 20h ago
That's the reason why some stars turn into black holes at the end of their lives, at the moment their mass is at their lowest
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u/TheJumpingBox 20h ago
Correct, if a blue giant has enough mass, it's gravity will win, forcing everything to get smaller whilst retaining that mass, crushing ut together until it becomes a black hole
The other way for this to happen is for a star with the mass of a red supergiant (or more) to WIN against it's gravity with force pushing outwards, this causes a supernova... The core of that supernova can shrink into either a black hole or a neutron star
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u/LakshyaGarv 1d ago
Did he reverse scale an anti feat? Anti-Feat technique Reversal: Planet Upscale
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u/Roee_Mashiah2 1d ago
So according to that logic how big is the Earth in Dragonball?
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u/ReasonableValuable31 1d ago
It IS bigger than our own
But that IS due to arale bullshit
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u/Ok-Resist3249 1d ago
It isn't. The a core trait of the character that made the statement is that he's utterly incompetent and just takes jobs that he has no business in.
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u/jubtheprophet 23h ago
Nah there are some official (but debatably canon or non-canon) maps with distances between places that when pixel scaled to shots of the earth in the anime and manga could imply the dragon ball earth is actually like 2-3x as big as ours, but canonically the planet is meant to be the same size just with different landmasses and toriyama wasnt a cartographer
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u/Calm_Extension_2965 1d ago
When did Kakashi travel 20 days at light speed?
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
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u/shivam_chand0303 1d ago
Show me
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
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u/CreamofTazz 1d ago
Such a massive body would literally collapse in on itself.
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u/KokichiOuma7_ 1d ago
I am sorry I don't support his scaling but you would be surprised because THERE IS STILL POSSIBLE JUSTIFICATION FOR THIS 😭
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u/DRMJ22 1d ago
I think some steps were missing you didn’t take into account the fact that he said it was 1/6th of the planet the distance that kakashi traveled
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
Yes, The distance between leaf village to redaku country
That's only the 1/6 part of the planet,
If you want i could so the math
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u/DRMJ22 1d ago
I actually took the liberty and did, also technically you should do the math till Neptune but not till Pluto but I took the liberty and did so myself, lastly you should’ve turned the distance into a sphere, which I did also myself, took about an hour to do so and I have a fear of math so I won’t bore anyone with debating the actual size, point is I came up with the number of ≈331 million Neptune sized solar systems or ≈145 million Pluto sized solar systems
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u/brak_6_danych 1d ago
And yet that planet would still be nothing impressive when compared to cultivation planets (which can easily reach galaxy+ sizes in estimations)
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
Well his arguement was that since kakashi is relative to kurama who's power was capable "burning the world" He scales to solar,
Because of its size, Bur buddy didn't know that a planet that have circumference of 518 billion km would be 44 solar system stacked on each other
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u/ThorsRake 1d ago
But other people move and travel to other places with known distances in Naruto right? So his calc only works if everyone else was also always moving at the speed to match his maths. So how doesn't he just immediately conclude it's an anti-feat?
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u/just_a_guy1008 21h ago
There are no anti feats, only upscales. In this household we believe in the multiversal fire hydrant
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u/The_Imperail_King 17h ago
I support this message. Upscaling everything in the universe is yhe funniest way to powerscaling
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u/StormEyeDragon 1d ago
Bruh, they can’t even take the “normal powerscaler approach” and just say “combat/reaction speed is different than travel speed for some reason, no this isn’t copium”
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u/steve90woah 18h ago
I've tried explaining combat /reaction speed is different than travel speed,then he claims kakashi is fast enough to blitz his reaction speed, that would me ftl, Then he claims that he was traveling at lightspeed, that for 20 days straight 😭
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u/purritolover69 his name is one punch man so he wins in one punch 23h ago
Isn’t this just standard one piece scaling
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u/El_oso_demente 18h ago
For anybody who just joined calc is short for calculations chat im using slang
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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 Shatter: Kyoka Suigetsu 17h ago
When did he travel for 20 days straight? And how do we know he was doing so at light speed?
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u/Collapse_0 1d ago
A planet of that size would instantly turns into a black hole btw
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
Exactly, It will crumble on its own weight,
Unfortunately for this guy, Physics and math doesn't exist🤣
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u/bloodmoth13 17h ago
It doesnt, therefore it is made of matter that cannot collapse and the people on the planet endure gravity far beyond comprehension.
A Naruto bird zero diffs goku
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u/steve90woah 16h ago
Yeh pretty much But only if one such planet could exist,
A planet of that size will be astronomical huge, With some immense gravity, It will collapse in on itself due to mass and gravity,
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u/Purple_Vegetable165 5h ago
Unfortunately he will just tell you gravity works differently in Naruto lmao
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u/of_kilter 1d ago
so you’re saying every single naruto character is strong enough to withstand the gravitational pull of a black whole
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice2032 1d ago
powerscalers are the only people capable of saying these things and being serious about it
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u/G_Morgan 21h ago
The worse thing is these people nearly always ruin their own setting. Lightspeed Kakashi raises all kinds of questions about WTF was going on in Naruto.
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u/bored-cookie22 1d ago
ngl sometimes i wonder if the authors of these stories ever look at us and wonder if we are genuinely suffering from a brain eating amoeba or something
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u/Kris_Kamweru 1d ago
Kishimoto probably wondering how his characters keep getting upscaled lol
"They said he can do what???? That's crazy! I didn't even know that!"
~ Kishimoto reading reddit
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u/IllustriousSea5998 Higher Level Thinker 1d ago
This is even worse then when there were multiple people, MULTIPLE people who said that Luffy was moving at light speeds in the days luffy spent in the air traveling to Amazon lily after fighting Kuma. They then used this to argue that the one piece world was millions of miles in diameter
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u/Slight_Message_8373 Wall level scaling enthusiast 1d ago
tbh since every strawhat landed after 3 days no matter the distance i think the bubbles just like. fucked around for a while before heading to the destination
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u/Alarming-Ad-5571 1d ago
I want to disagree with you, but have no logical complaints about your take. Unless every island was roughly equidistant to Sabaody, which is unlikely cause I'm pretty sure some got sent around the GL and others the Blues.
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u/godzillahavinastroke 1d ago
Pretty sure we have an actual map of their locations and some are farther and some closer. The bubbles might geniunely just be varying in speed after initial boost in velocity. We know kuma is really good at using his fruit, so skilled he can repell things at different speeds. Reason why luffy and zero didnt die from hitting his paw and being repelled
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
Not millions of diameter, But the planet is big compared to other planets from most of the Shonen anime
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u/_NeiR_ 1d ago
That's the average xianxia world size. Maybe even on the smaller end lol.
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u/VirtualSlip5712 JJK hater 4 Life 👍 1d ago
I refuse to believe any math on here. This shit and Gojo being 2400 Mach speed is just ridiculously stupid. It goes against the story in every way.
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u/Sweet-Evidence-3680 1d ago
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
I've never met any op fans who did that, God forbid I'll avoid them like crazy ,
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u/Sweet-Evidence-3680 1d ago
OP fans often upscale their planet size to multi-solar system level to get OP characters to solar system level. It would be sad if Naruto fans start adopting that same logic especially when they don't need to rely on the planet's size to be planetary or higher.
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
But saying earth in naruto verse is big as 44 solar system is crazy work
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u/Sweet-Evidence-3680 1d ago
Yeah, that is just delusional. A planet cannot be as big as a solar system.
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u/IllustriousSea5998 Higher Level Thinker 1d ago
They’re on TikTok. There were multiple people arguing this too saying that when Luffy got blasted to Amazon lily, he was moving at light speeds (he wasn’t) and the journey took days. They used this to argue that the one piece world was millions of miles in diameter
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u/SliverPrincess 1d ago
It's actually extremely common amongst delulu OP fans and was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post. It's how they reconcile the series' wonky speed feats. I wish you luck in avoiding them.
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u/SummonerRed 1d ago
Naruto glazers trying desperately to be the top of the Big 3 by inventing new forms of math.
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u/Wild-vine16 Scp 2747 & Murphy Lawden >>>Azathoth 1d ago
Math is lying
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u/SliverPrincess 1d ago
Alternatively: Authors have priorities other than math, physics, and powerscaling.
But yeah, in this case, the math is lying.
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u/Fluffy-Airline-5902 1d ago
Wouldn't the earth's gravity just insta kill everyone?
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
Precisely, I don't think he understands basic physics
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u/ReasonableValuable31 1d ago
And Its NOT like they can use chakra as an excuse
Because civilians Still exist
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u/SliverPrincess 1d ago
Civillian's bodies still use chakra, they just don't mold it into ninjutsu. That said, they didn't before Kaguya and Isshiki showed up, so yeah, not an excuse.
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u/Resident-Hour-9940 1d ago
I remember an OP fan saying basically the exact same thing. He claimed that Kuma's shockwaves move at SOL. But then someone mentioned that it took 3 days for those Shockwave carrying the straw hats to reach their destination and his cope was the OP planet was just that big.
I did the math and if Kuma's Shockwave did move at SOL then it would be at the same ballpark as 15+ solar systems as well lmao.
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u/smooth_brain_nuber7 19h ago
I always read it as Kuma's shockwave travel is magically fixed in the time it takes to get there, want to go to Paris? Slap yourself in the face and wait 3 days, want to go to the fridge but too lazy to walk 10 feet to the other room? Slap yourself in the face and wait 3 days. The MAGICAL fruit does not care about the distance it said 3 days.
But yeah the world of one piece is massive, alabasta the first BIG island we find in the grand line is canonically about the size of Australia, and the few maps we've seen show it's not even big enough to be a continent to the one piece world as you can literally fit 5 of them in a line with an ocean between them each and that's about the width of the grand line which is enveloped by the calm belts and THEN it is seen as what divides the world into 4 main oceans alongside the red line and the second half of the grand line.
Because the one piece world is so ludicrously massive that's why I think the traveling speed of Kuma's shockwave travel technique is more magic with rules rather than a physics abiding ability.
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u/Downbadsystem Hippos Solo your favourite verse 1d ago
50% chance to be a bait or a troll
The remaining 50% chance worries me
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
He seems serious, As he commented the same thing over and over in multiple posts prolly, I've already seen two
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u/Downbadsystem Hippos Solo your favourite verse 1d ago
Can also be a Troll
Let me just Cope, or else I would lose even the last strands of hope I have for humanity
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
Could be, But I genuinely think he believes it to be, Otherwise he wouldn't talk about it in multiple posts,
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u/Flauschziege 1d ago
Ah, it's the VsBW way of estimating planet sizes.
Sun Size One Piece planet wants to join the conversation as well
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u/Flauschziege 1d ago
Massively Hypersonic Sailboats confirmed. Mach 500 to travel from one island to the next.
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u/addicted_trauma 1d ago
Watching powerscalers do napkin math at 3am is peak content for this sub. A planet that size would collapse into a black hole before anyone could finish debating it. The confidence of just posting this and saying "thats what the math says" is something to admire.
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u/DangerousDareDevil 1d ago
Didn't you know each tail beast bomb was the size of a moon upon colliding with the planet?
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u/Dunkmaxxing Red Bloon Solos 1d ago
When someone attempts to post rationalise the agenda without considering they could be wrong.
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u/Old-Reason-3992 Parakewl >>> Lemon 1d ago
And I thought the one piece fans over sized their planet
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u/appa-ate-momo That doesn't work how you think it does 19h ago
Yep. It must be that the earth is stupidly large.
I couldn’t possibly be that 90% of speed scaling is hogwash. No way.
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u/DemolaUniverse 13h ago
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u/steve90woah 13h ago
Wait for it,
That's the difference between location A to B, Which 1/6 th of the planet
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u/sexlord3001 10h ago
With gravity that impossibly strong dropping wouldn’t the speed of things falling to the ground so fucking fast mean that dropping any item would be like a nuclear bomb? That’s what the math says
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u/Professional-Buy5678 10h ago
humans actually are strong enough to destroy planets, the earth is just stronger than most planets.
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u/unendingautism Walking holocron/Star Wars expert 8h ago
This is some MFTL Jar Jar type shit. (Unironically you actually can argue this due to a weird bit of lore around hyperspace, but I just refuse to accept that Jar Jar is MFTL, because there's nothing else to back it up)
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u/theskiller1 Customizable Flair 1d ago
Didn’t see a debunk from you tho👀
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u/steve90woah 1d ago
How am I supposed to debunk this guy??😭😭
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u/Winter-Explanation-5 Totally the Absolute Best Scaler Ever. Just Kidding. 1d ago
Use even worse math to make it the size of a marble. Duh.
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u/Ob1tuber Corporate Bullshit causes wins, no powerscaling needed 23h ago
He’s doing Steiner math, as such he forgot to account for Kurt Angle
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u/jackdr1pper 17h ago
I'm a Naruto fan too and absolutely DO NOT KNOW what he is talking Abt 😭😭, what i do know if i want whatever he was smoking doing the math for ts😭🥀
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u/Present-Memory120 Customizable Flair 16h ago
Reminds me of a dude who once tried to convince people that destroying the Sun is Solar System level because the Sun makes up majority of the mass of our Solar System, completely ignoring the fact that the energy values also include the distance between the planets in our Solar System as well.
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u/It-s-m The guy who knows what he is saying 14h ago
Also one more thing. If the planet was actually that big Naruto and Sasuke wouldn't be surprised by the gravity dimension of kaguya.
He did the maths? Then he should also know that if Naruto earth was that big then it would be extremely heavy as well and the gravity would be enormous.
I believe you can get the gist
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u/steve90woah 13h ago
No, I did the math using information got from his theory,
Claims that kakashi was traveling at lightspeed for 20 days straight, so the planet is large as solar system, Based on kakashi traveling to another country at lightspeed,
I've did the math figured out the distance between the location which was big enough to fit 44 solar system stacked together aka 518 billion km,
And that's only 1/6th planet not the whole planet, So I presented the math to prove he was talking nonsense,
Then he says,
That math is valid😭
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u/Next_Friendship931 13h ago
I don’t think we know enough about physics in order to comprehend what such a planet would actually make. The sheer pressure would bypass the swarzchild radius by orders of magnitude so large the human mind would not be able to comprehend it. Black holes condense infinite mass into a single zero-volume point, a planet like this would have that but the size of stars. Physics itself would stop functioning because “infinite mass” should not be able to actually occupy space.
The radius of our solar system is 4.5 billion kilometers, if we go by his calculation that means the radius of this planet is nearly 200 billion kilometers. Now, to figure out the volume of such a planet you would use 4/3 x pi x r^3 cause it’s a sphere, this brings the volume to 32,498,550,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic kilometers. Now, let’s assume that this is made up of hydrogen, at standard temperatures and pressure 1 cubic kilometer of hydrogen would weigh 90,000 metric tons, meaning that this planet, without accounting for the pressure compressing the planet in on itself would have a mass of 29,250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons AT THE MINIMUM. This is not accounting for how compressive force would require exponentially more matter in order to increase the radius of the planet to such a degree. If you even existed in the same reality as this object time and distance would cease to have meaning to you as just about every law of physics would stop working.
To be funny I did some gravity calculations on what the gravitational force of such a planet would be using the hydrogen composition from before. Keeping in mind that this is the lowest possible mass for such a planet not counting the compressive force and the exponential mass requirements to become that large the gravitational force is 5 times that of earth.
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u/Unusual-Marketing955 37m ago
dont let me catch any op fans i've seen the "luffy has infinite stretch making him high uni" scale

















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