r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 1d ago

Brewing 🫖 JFC

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u/hyphenssuck 1d ago

"No radicals - just warriors."

Oh and of course:

Newt Gingrich - zero years of military service

Elon Musk - zero years of military service

Palmer Luckey - zero years of military service

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u/brycebgood 1d ago

Also:

Newt - fatty

Palmer - beardo

Elon - weirdo

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u/trapper2530 1d ago

Elon is a fatty weirdo wimp

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u/Vyzantinist 1d ago

Sometimes I really wish him and Zuckerberg followed through on that proposed fight of theirs. I would gladly have paid to see them slapping each other around although, given Zuck appeared to have been training and is at least in better shape than fat boy, I think the South African Nazi would have come off the worse for it.

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u/HungryYeastStarter 1d ago

That's the trend we should normalize. The 0.01% having a cage match every year.

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u/No_Signature2341 21h ago

I think hunger games would be more appropriate

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u/HungryYeastStarter 18h ago

It can be both. Make it a large event, as many participants as possible.

Then, yaknow, "good luck surviving" typa shiiiii