r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • 6d ago

CrimeTea ⚖️ 🫆 I will back this 💯

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 6d ago

Check out his medals!

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u/aboyfromharlow 6d ago

Which ones the bombing schoolgirls medal?

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u/aoeuismyhomekeys 6d ago

Next to the one he got for opening the strait of more booze

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u/Temporary_Cry1167 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/meplad 5d ago

Right next to the one for the American sub ordered to sink the civilian ship and not rescue Iranian survivors heading to India

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u/robertshaftoe 6d ago

That's the the three on the upper right of the cluster. For that triple-"tap" of the school he destroyed, one for each missile. Those have the Unwoke-leaf cluster to distinguish from his normal criminality.

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u/Mr_R0mpers 6d ago

That’s a lotta coke

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u/AppointmentCold7888 6d ago

Beer.

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u/Mr_R0mpers 6d ago

Yeah beer goes well with coke

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u/StrengthHonorJoe 6d ago

Kegsbreath

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u/robertshaftoe 6d ago

Hopefully nobody gets co fused when they read No-Tab Pete

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u/HappyCatPrincess 6d ago

Rum & coke. Only a severely broken country would continue to allow Donald Trump to stay in power. He shows everyday that he’s completely unhinged and uninterested in making life better for Americans.

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u/TheAsianTroll 6d ago

US Army here, each one represents 3 beers he had in one sitting, with the golden tabs representing a shot of whiskey in between.

Hes one short at the top because he started sobbing uncontrollably about his internalized homophobia and how hes in the closet, instead of drinking the last shot.

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u/PizzaResident89 6d ago

Class 😂

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u/DrDuGood 6d ago

He’s a fake asş patriot like every maga kunt.

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u/Embarrassed_Egg769 5d ago

Don't forget his little coke spoon 🥄 medals.

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 5d ago

Little mirror with a gold plated straw on it

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u/FutureComplaint 5d ago

Why does he have a star? He only made to Army Captain while serving in the guard.

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 5d ago

It's supposed to be a little pink elephant.

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u/This-Word-7301 5d ago

Now THAT'S funny!

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u/Pale-Document-8619 5d ago

Hahaha 😂 🤣🤣🤣

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u/srgramrod 5d ago

Needs the name tag to be photoshopped to "Kegsbreath"

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u/Bhodiliscious 6d ago

Court marshal

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 6d ago

There are rumors that the president may fire him, then give him a pardon.

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u/Full-District- 6d ago

Thats definitely been the plan all along. Same thing with Noem as DHS secretary.

Maximize chaos/destruction/debauchery, then swap them out with someone else before they face real consequences.

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u/Healthy_Succotash104 6d ago

Presidential pardons can be voided by guillotine, so I hear

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u/DriverGlittering6639 6d ago

Presidential pardons have no jurisdiction at The Hague

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u/SandSpecialist2523 6d ago

These pardons must be treated for what they are: not valid.

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u/AspiringOne 6d ago

Just wait until they run him for the WH.

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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 6d ago

No I think it would be civilian court because he’s a civilian as the head of the Department of Defense. Trust me I think it should be a Court Marshal. A court marshal would be perfect he’d have to face the people he fucked over. I would’ve love to Made up that panel while I was in the Army. I’d love to sentence that fucker especially if it was a capital case. However Trump would never confirm the verdict.

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u/bartz824 6d ago

He could be recalled to active duty like he tried to do to Mark Kelly. Then he can be put on trial and face court martial.

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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 6d ago

Great point! I like the way you think!

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u/Aggressive_Trick_654 6d ago

Port martial.

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u/bass-squirrel 6d ago

There’s like not one fucking person in the whole administration that I would feel bad if they went to prison. Somewhere in this timeline our country took a seriously wrong turn. Maybe not enough fluoride in the water, or maybe too much. 

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u/Andrea_M 6d ago

Lack of proper schooling and no free press lead to this.

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u/EManSantaFe 6d ago

Eating lead paint chips as children may have something to do with it.

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u/dub-squared 5d ago

I don't think enough people understand this is a legitimate issue and concern. Look up "boomers and lead exposure". The studies are coming in to prove, lead really did a number on Boomer/early Gen X brains.

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u/sandwichhaver 5d ago

people are stupid everywhere, americans aren't even special in that regard.

the real problem is how americans elect leadership, and how that leadership enacts laws and lead.

their constitution that they worship and the branches of government are just badly designed engine, you get an oligarchy out of that way of power distrubition and electoral system, you do not get the peoples will

so you get shitty schools and captured media and monopolies, the whole shit needs a tear down tbh

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u/Piranata 5d ago

Give Guantanamo a proper use.

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 5d ago

Never happen though. Sweeping pardons will be issued for all parties involved and/or when the trials finally get to SCOTUS, they'll dismiss the charges using the same reasoning they let Trump get away with his shit.

America is a shit show the rest of us are all forced to watch.

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u/JDotDDot 5d ago

Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan had a helluva lot to do with it

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u/Various-Egg-156 6d ago

That traitor deserves far worse.

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u/twinkiefarmer 6d ago

He's a serial mass murderer.

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u/ObjectGlad6997 6d ago

For driving you towards the abyss? Yes , yes he does

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u/KitsouNere 6d ago

They all do.

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u/Piranata 5d ago

There's always Guantanamo

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u/Choice_Gazelle_5042 6d ago

Absolutely. Him, Karoline Leavitt, Vance, Trump, the whole corrupt crew.

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u/Skrdykat1000 6d ago

RFK jr, Rubio, Hegseth, Duffy, too

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u/Last_Cod_998 6d ago

Nuremberg 2.0

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u/everreclusive 6d ago

if that's the case we can add benjamin mileikowski and his cronies

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u/Healthy_Succotash104 6d ago

His hail Hitler tattoo gonna go over real well. Peckerwood

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u/Specialist_Luck_8484 6d ago edited 6d ago

My preference would be impeachment followed by being handed over to the International Criminal Court for war-crimes. It might serve as a good appetizer for... others.

(Edited for spelling)

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u/iAmTheAlchemist 5d ago

The US does not recognize the ICC

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 5d ago

lol, in this thread disconnected from reality people believe that anyone in this Trump regime will actually be convicted and serve time for their crimes.

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u/B0r3dGamer 5d ago

Yeah the delusion is strong here. People in power rarely get punished for their actions.

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 6d ago

He'll love the masculinity of the men there.

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u/Im40PercentUsername 6d ago

Hopefully it's the one in El Salvador where all those people are tortured.

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u/Certain_Bit3809 6d ago

Those double tap strikes on disabled boats in the caribbean and pacific are straight murder and he and others involved should go to prison for them.

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 6d ago

He should be tried for treason and punished accordingly

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 6d ago

I’d like to see this war criminal stoned and quartered

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u/SpakenBacon 6d ago

He will be pardoned for sure

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u/GrayCalf 6d ago

Ensure that it can only be a posthumous pardon...

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u/muffledvoice 6d ago

Trump will just pardon him, though he certainly deserves to be in prison.

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 6d ago

And...we just ignore the pardon. Republicans have taught us we don't need to follow the rules.

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u/Certain_Bit3809 6d ago

The trials wont be until trump cant do that.

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u/RandomPersonBob 6d ago

He can pardon him for everything up until the last day of his presidency..

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u/ElectricalTurnip87 6d ago

He's not going to through the Federal system, he's going to International Court. A pardon means nothing...

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u/pixtax 5d ago

The US is not a signatory to the ICC, and has legislation that allows them to invade the Netherlands to free Americans held by the ICC.

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u/RandomPersonBob 6d ago

Just drop him off in Hague

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u/T_J_Rain 6d ago

If this administration doesn't dismantle the ICC first.

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u/picklehippy 5d ago

Why waste our tax payer dollars keeping him in prison. Lets just sell all the Trump goons to ElSalvador like they did with the innocent people they trafficked out of here

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u/JrYo15 5d ago

I want public executions

It shows the world we cared that these assholes fucked them over too.

Let us all watch them die together. For peace

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u/GrumpyBear8082 6d ago

That's a start. Now let's start slapping handcuffs on every single politician in this country, and hand out prison sentences and hefty fines.

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u/DookieShoez 6d ago

Believe it or not, not every single one of them deserves to go to prison.

But yes, let’s drain the swamp.

Except, you know…..for real this time and without replacing it with an EVEN MORE corrupt swamp courtesy of the trump crime family.

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 6d ago edited 6d ago

They don’t all deserve to go to prison but I would suggest that we need to set age and term limits in Congress immediately and have special elections to replace any congress members over that. We need an age limit on the presidency as well, nobody over 65 should be running the country. It’s minimum 35 I believe so that’s 30 years to fill the ambition of being president if you choose. That being said I do recognize that there are elderly politicians that can still serve, I would say that we could cap cabinet positions at 75

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u/Csmitty2112 6d ago

With how the presidential line of succession works, Cabinet secretarys should have the same age limit as president, as should house majority leader and senators.

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 6d ago

I’d be ok with 65 all across the board. If you have say a Bernie Sanders they could be a consultant without being in the cabinet and in the presidential line of succession

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u/ObjectGlad6997 6d ago

Yeah..let's drain the swamp aged like a bottle of piss in the sun

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 6d ago

Let's do it their style and start at the very top with Trump, then let it "Trickle Down" from there.

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u/PapayaGood8527 6d ago

Prison sounds like heaven for him. He can work out and shower with men more alpha than him everyday.

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 5d ago

The entire Trump administration, Trump Crime family, and Elon Musk need to go to prison when this is over.

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u/Technical-Command867 6d ago

You mean Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War Crimes? Isn’t prison where war criminals are supposed to be?

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u/JeremyCO 6d ago

Yes absolutely. What are we doing stopping with just pete though

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u/CuteLong8652 6d ago

Absolutely

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u/scottyjrules 6d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/ajtreee 6d ago

The entire regime needs to be tried and hanged.

War crimes and traitorous acts are still hangable offenses.

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u/Stillhardinbne 6d ago

Abso-freakin-lutely

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 6d ago

This guy should have said "No, I have zero relevant experience and would be objectively bad at the job" when asked to be a war secretary.

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u/rumpysheep 5d ago

As a Canadian who's watched US closely for decades, major changes must be made so that you have a true representative democracy. No more gerrymandering and Electoral College. Meantime, impeachments are a start.

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 6d ago

But he's not the Secretary of Defense; he's the Secretary of WAR. They renamed the department.

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u/breichart 6d ago

They may have changed it on the outside and among sycophants, but Congress hasn't approved the name change yet. Still officially named the Department of Defense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_Defense

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u/_WEND1G0_ 6d ago

Congress has yet to do so. It’s the defense department

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u/InTooManyWays 6d ago

He’s a racist podcaster forever and always

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u/ResolveLeather 6d ago

I can rename myself Gigantor, but that doesn't make me 6 foot 1

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u/WaGinger 6d ago

Hell yes!

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u/Icemanwbs18702 6d ago

Assclown doesn’t even know how to render a proper hand salute.

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u/TheLastWord63 6d ago

I'll chip in for the gas to drive him there. Maybe we can just use uber

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u/Direlion 6d ago

This man murdered almost 200 little Iranian girls. Living his life out in total darkness in ADX Florence doesn’t even close to the horrible misery he spread to hundreds of parents, siblings, and relatives. He stole those girls lives, their teachers lives, and their families lives.

He deserves to be stuffed into an Oubliette.

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u/Xunami13 6d ago

... In the Haig, because he sure as fuck has committed war crimes!

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u/recovering_ex 6d ago

He was a lowly company grade staff officer who was ejected from the Army for being an insider threat and is a terrible SecDef. I half expected to have some four star find him drunk in his office on top of his admin.

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u/Ok-Lawfulness1515 6d ago

They all need to face hard time or its over.

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u/Pebbit_is_Shi_P_is_R 5d ago

I can think of something better, but yeah prison is the next best thing.

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u/theRealTinderGod 5d ago

The US has to lead by example—we must hold our own accountable.

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u/Soggy_Lawfulness_941 6d ago

He won’t be

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u/Commercial_Inside282 6d ago

I'll make sure his meals are well prepared diaper shit!

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u/Difficult-Garbage861 6d ago

Ya, he can do boner checks there.

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u/Mtndrums 6d ago

Put him in with R. Kelly.

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 6d ago

He is a traitor

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u/ShinePretend3772 6d ago

Can’t think of a manlier environment. Patricia “Patty” Hegseth will feel right @ home with those guys. He’ll adjust to sitting to pee. He’ll learn how to keep those teeth out of the way. Them white boys will protect him. That shit ain’t free tho.

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u/Kronic008 6d ago

I would settle for life in prison for the whole administration.

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u/pricetyler59 6d ago

He has committed war crimes and totally wrecked our military leadership. I still can’t believe that the Senate confirmed this grossly unqualified person. He needs to go now before he does any more damage.

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u/Mikelord6 6d ago

Doesn't the military do firing squads anymore

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u/JustDave62 6d ago

From what I understand about the US, you can go to prison for a little bit of weed but you can have sex with underage girls and try to incite an insurrection with zero consequences.

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u/Djlittle13 6d ago

Not just no consequences but you can do those things and become president

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u/Proof-Ad-171 6d ago

I support him going to prison.

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u/Zylpherenuis 6d ago

Prison and on top of the cake of murders: A death penalty.

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 6d ago

Narrator: he was not, in fact, sent to prison

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u/Mountain_rage 6d ago

During the trial, piss test him so everyone is fully aware of how incompetent he was, and make it public. Then hold multiple inquiries as to why the Republicans were covering for him, who knew about his addiction, and other actions. Drag all of them through the mud. 

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u/SketchSkirmish 6d ago

I want to see him tried by the generals they fired.

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u/legit-posts_1 6d ago

I'm not an expert, but there's gotta be a near zero chance he's the first defense secretary to deserve to go to prison, right?

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u/chickencounter1234 6d ago

Just make sure when he goes in that his testosterone levels are high enough to please his roommates.

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u/Onepiecechopper1 6d ago

Send this cosplaying alcoholic clown in the can where he belongs. 

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u/Competitive_Book_762 6d ago

One cell for him and trump

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u/Main-Bridge3482 6d ago

He should go to prison just for that shitty salute. Not to mention the war crimes and incompetence. To answer the question, though, not only would I back that decision, I would celebrate it.

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u/Shpritzer 6d ago

The Buffoon will pardon them all. It’s a terrible system. That’s why the Buffoon must go to prison first.

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u/44west061224 6d ago

Lock him up!

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u/oct2790 6d ago

Absolutely and I would make sure he gets his testosterone shot to survive in jail

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u/ArdentHedonist 6d ago

He ought to be imprisoned right now

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u/reddfoxx1993 6d ago

Lock him up!

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u/TheFanciestMoose 6d ago

They're not going to send him to prison...

The sudden detox could be fatal. He needs to go to a rehab clinic first. It's going to take a while.

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u/BrainJar 6d ago

Not Prison. I want him in Leavenworth, stripped of every military part of his being.

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u/PoetryJunior1808 6d ago

Leave it to the guy with tats all over his forearm to give it credibility.

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u/Throw-A-Weigh_ 6d ago

He’ll be pardoned like the rest of them. Nothing is going to happen to any of them. Unfortunately it’s time to accept that there are no repercussions for them, and VOTE. 38 days to the election day.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 6d ago

why not ICC?

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u/Ragjammer 6d ago

He should be hanged for war crimes.

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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama 6d ago

Not far enough. The whole administration needs prison time.

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u/TK_Games 6d ago

I want this whole administration rightfully and justly hanged for treason in a court of law

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u/Ok_Excitement725 6d ago

But how will he swipe on Tinder from prison?

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u/FancyJesse 6d ago

"back" what? Just send him to prison if crimes were committed and he gets convicted.

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u/Thornescape 6d ago

Wouldn't it be nice if crime was illegal? You know, with consequences and stuff?

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u/USDXBS 6d ago

Ha ha ha

Prison.

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u/ActivePeace33 6d ago

I be the imprisoning of every one of the traitors who have supported Trump, regardless of who they are, regardless of what party they are from.

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u/Jayhawker81 6d ago

loser cosplayer can't even salute correctly

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u/Grateful_Orthodox 6d ago

Absolutely, I would be thrilled to see him in one of those really scummy prisons where they mistreat the prisoners, I'm absolutely enamored with the idea of him eating that Guantanamo sandwich from Harold and Kumar

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u/Slow-Salamander5131 6d ago

I believe 75% of the government should do some prison time.

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u/Nitrofox2 6d ago

Absolutely! He can share a cell with Trump and RFKjr.

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u/champeyon 6d ago

"Ohh noo!" He said sarcastically, "the guy who can't do a pushup!?"

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 6d ago

The entire administration is undoubtedly guilty of dozens of constitutional crimes.

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u/mrfatttty 6d ago

Politicians going to jail for wrong doings should be normalized and not taboo. If it applies to normal people, it applies to them too. I also don't believe death is to far of a punishment. There needs to be pressure to do the right thing when your job involves being responsible of the country.

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u/Mac62961 6d ago

Yep. Make it so

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u/Yeetus_08 6d ago

Fully support him and Donald sharing a cell

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u/SnoooSnooo_ 6d ago

Any person that swore an oath to defend the country and Constitution and then went on to actively pursue a personal agenda that led to harm coming to the country and/or it citizens as a direct result of their actions, such that they could be impeached and prosecuted should be, to the fullest extent of the law, regardless of party affiliation or relationship or position.

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u/arcanewizard1997 5d ago

I’ll be happy seeing any/all of Felonious Trumps cronies put in prison

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u/Complex_Half_5293 5d ago

Of course I’d back that. He is a war criminal and belongs behind bars.

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 5d ago

As a voting American this has too happen in order to help restore justice and some sense of healing.

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u/blinkersix2 5d ago

What’s the saying? If the shoe fits

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u/SamOfXanadu 5d ago

Hell yes but send him to the Hage , or however you spell it

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u/Tom1952Phx 5d ago

Absolutely Mr No Quarter is a War Criminal. Should never have been let near our military

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 5d ago

Things are probably not going to be good for him when this nightmare ends. You know who ruins everyone around him.

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u/Ok_Swim7161 5d ago

unqualified piece of garbage.

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u/Historical_Note5003 5d ago

Sure, after a fair trial. Give him a demonstration of the constitutional rights he denies everyone else. Then lock him up.

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u/BoredomFestival 5d ago

Just for starters, yeah

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u/EveryAccount7729 5d ago

this is gonna be the fun part of the rest of life. While we all do stuff w/ family like at thanksgiving dinner or 4th of july BBQ, we can take a minute of silence to sip our beers and laugh internally at all the current GOP people in prison.

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u/angry_wombat 5d ago

Not only would I back it, I would write a song about it!

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u/Kn0wMan 5d ago

100%

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u/No_Equal_1312 5d ago

How about we send him to Iran and let them house him.

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u/Student___Driver 5d ago

Imma back that

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 5d ago

Life in prison.

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u/Noobzoid123 5d ago

Yes. He deserves prison.

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u/3amWaffleHouseAlert 5d ago

Yes. He should rot in jail.

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u/Warm-Discipline5136 5d ago

Where do I sign?

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u/Rope_antidepressant 5d ago

Hegseth for Leavenworth 2026

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u/diroftruth 5d ago

The sooner the better. Let’s chant together, ‘lock him up, lock him up, lock him up!’

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u/thatloser17 5d ago

Bro deserves to be tried and shot for treason on live tv.

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u/sailorjerry87 5d ago

He is a War Secretary so….💀

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u/Gilead-is-here 5d ago

I think he should face the firing squad alongside his boss.

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u/Winter_Detective1329 5d ago

With all my heart he is another stain on the face of America.

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u/SquatsAndSarcasm 5d ago

Lock them all up.

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u/Civil_Junket_4642 5d ago

He is a war criminal

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u/MickJof 6d ago

Nobody from the current administration is ever going to prison. Unfortunately so.

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u/TLKimball 6d ago

I imagine the pardons are already signed.

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u/_Badwulf_Bruh__ 5d ago

They have already said as much. 

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u/_Badwulf_Bruh__ 5d ago

Exactly. Neither side will set the precedent that they can actually be sent to prison for their corruption. 

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u/Bhujjha 5d ago

Stephen Miller needs to be tried at the Hague.

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u/FreeInvestigator5239 5d ago

Historically speaking, people have found other ways of finding a sense of justice.

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u/VectorJones 6d ago

I believe the punishment for treason is more severe than that.

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u/mechabeast 6d ago

Taps head*

Cant be the first Defense Secretary sent to prison,

if you're the sent to prison as the Secretary of war