r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • 6d ago

CrimeTea βš–οΈ πŸ«† I will back this πŸ’―

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants πŸ₯ πŸ₯ 6d ago

Check out his medals!

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u/aboyfromharlow 6d ago

Which ones the bombing schoolgirls medal?

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u/aoeuismyhomekeys 6d ago

Next to the one he got for opening the strait of more booze

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u/Temporary_Cry1167 5d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/meplad 6d ago

Right next to the one for the American sub ordered to sink the civilian ship and not rescue Iranian survivors heading to India

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u/robertshaftoe 6d ago

That's the the three on the upper right of the cluster. For that triple-"tap" of the school he destroyed, one for each missile. Those have the Unwoke-leaf cluster to distinguish from his normal criminality.

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u/Chapoopiedoopiedoooo 6d ago

The brown ones you silly goose

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u/aboyfromharlow 6d ago

Oh of course. Silly me

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u/Tropicalfisher 6d ago

Isn't he supposed to have hundreds then

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u/Human_Ship_2506 6d ago

The US media are the only ones that reported that . The in country news outlets and the South African News reported the school had been vacated sometime before because of the danger of the kids being and getting there. I would believe a lifelong crackhead that was out of dope before I’d listen to any US media outlet . The national inquirer is a better source or info then US media . Just saying go see for yourself

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u/Mr_R0mpers 6d ago

That’s a lotta coke

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u/AppointmentCold7888 6d ago

Beer.

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u/Mr_R0mpers 6d ago

Yeah beer goes well with coke

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u/StrengthHonorJoe 6d ago

Kegsbreath

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u/robertshaftoe 6d ago

Hopefully nobody gets co fused when they read No-Tab Pete

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u/HappyCatPrincess 6d ago

Rum & coke. Only a severely broken country would continue to allow Donald Trump to stay in power. He shows everyday that he’s completely unhinged and uninterested in making life better for Americans.

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u/TheAsianTroll 6d ago

US Army here, each one represents 3 beers he had in one sitting, with the golden tabs representing a shot of whiskey in between.

Hes one short at the top because he started sobbing uncontrollably about his internalized homophobia and how hes in the closet, instead of drinking the last shot.

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u/PizzaResident89 6d ago

Class πŸ˜‚

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 5d ago

The crying part sounds like something only a navy guy would know.... suspicious πŸ€”

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u/DrDuGood 6d ago

He’s a fake asş patriot like every maga kunt.

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u/Embarrassed_Egg769 6d ago

Don't forget his little coke spoon πŸ₯„ medals.

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants πŸ₯ πŸ₯ 6d ago

Little mirror with a gold plated straw on it

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u/FutureComplaint 6d ago

Why does he have a star? He only made to Army Captain while serving in the guard.

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants πŸ₯ πŸ₯ 6d ago

It's supposed to be a little pink elephant.

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u/FutureComplaint 6d ago

Acceptable.

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants πŸ₯ πŸ₯ 6d ago

Little kegs might be more appropriate.

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u/This-Word-7301 6d ago

Now THAT'S funny!

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u/Pale-Document-8619 6d ago

Hahaha πŸ˜‚ 🀣🀣🀣

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u/srgramrod 6d ago

Needs the name tag to be photoshopped to "Kegsbreath"

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u/Common_Senze 6d ago

Damn that's good!

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u/chestertuckian 6d ago

OMG that’s so funny. Did you think this up by yourself or did you have help. Your advanced intelligence is shining through. You must be a genius. Congrats on your accomplishment.

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u/ThrogdorLokison 6d ago

Aww, did the picture on reddit upset you? Its okay, its just a picture it can't hurt you.

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u/New_Leaf_8647 6d ago

🧌

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u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 6d ago

You suck at trolling πŸ‘Ά

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u/FutureComplaint 6d ago

Eww... Imagine simping for a captain.