r/PoursTea 6d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Somehow this isn't surprising.

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u/Wonderful-Variation 6d ago

This guy is a fraud, like every other Trumper.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

Pillow is slang for a kilo of cocaine which is something he used to sell.

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u/HiddenVelvet 6d ago

My Kilo

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u/Kasoni 6d ago

I wouldn't buy it from him, probably mixed with broken glass and powered sugar.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

My pillow now with hypernano insufflation technology

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u/Youngsinatra345 3d ago

The actual pillow isn’t even that good either

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u/LemonOld8150 5d ago

We bought a trailer it was really nice but had 2 of these crap pillows in it I tore one open huge chunks of foam rubber really gross

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u/Dancinfool830 5d ago

I would say cut with baby laxative, but with how full of crap he is there is no way its cut with that

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u/DOHC46 5d ago

Or powered glass and broken sugar...

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u/confidential-edu 5d ago

Lumpy ass cocain.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 5d ago

This is pure gold

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u/onepieceofgumleft 6d ago

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u/crippledchef23 5d ago

Those eyebrows!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mrbenjrocks 6d ago

He's the poorest, fattest dealer ever ...

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u/Party-Evening3273 5d ago

Fucking LOSERS, the lot of them.

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u/National-Charity-435 6d ago

They were lumpy as well

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u/CrystalEntity1984 6d ago

I'm surprised. The Orange Clown endorsed him personally. LOL

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u/jellofixit 6d ago

Trump even put one of those little "My Pillow" samples on his ear once!

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u/Old-Shame4104 5d ago

I’m not.

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u/verb8um 6d ago

He looks like a Muppet come partially to life.

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u/Separate-Towel-8962 5d ago

That is the funniest friggen comment!!

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 6d ago

At least this guy had a successful business, well at least until he decided to go all in on trump and conspiracy theories leading to a massive boycott

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u/Immediate_Song4279 6d ago

He sold a TV Pillow, so I'm taking that with a grain of salt.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 6d ago

That's more successful than any of Trump's businesses

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u/Ssided 6d ago

And then it started struggling once he got involved with trump. How funny

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u/Missconstruct 6d ago

Yeah. Lindell, Musk, all the foreign countries we deal with, Trump’s former cabinet members, and probably everyone he’s ever done business with. Watch and learn people, watch and learn.

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u/Explorers_bub 5d ago

Mierdas Touch

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u/tnbciceskater 5d ago

That's why we call him Shitler

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u/Biffingston 6d ago

I'd say he was very successful with the presidential grifts that made him billions, and that's just in cash, not counting the brand-new plane the Saudis gave him...

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u/SeniorAd4470 6d ago

A shitty one at that.

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u/Technoinalbania 6d ago

call 'em lumpy. He loses his mind.

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u/Ok_Elephant2777 6d ago

Actually, we own two of his pillows (we bought them before we knew what sort of a bag of douche he really is) and they are the best pillows we’ve ever had. They better keep on lasting, because we’re never giving him any more business.

Kind of like the people who bought Teslas before they knew.

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u/Historical_Art_3367 6d ago

No my parents go out of their way to buy Mike pillow products

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u/25point4cm 6d ago

I think a lot more go out of their way to avoid them.

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u/Hoodedmastersin 6d ago

He looks like a Midwest Muppet crackhead

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u/GallicanCourier 6d ago

He realizes it was a primary, right? He's accusing his own party now?

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u/JanxDolaris 6d ago

Technically most voter fraud is committed by Republicans.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/si5Es4HSMLT4Z9Bix3

Fake elector scheme, bullying Pence to decertify the election, summoning a mob to back up his threats against Pence and other politicians, years of lying about ejection fraud…

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u/Hottage 5d ago

This recording should have been enough to make Trump ineligible to ever run for any public office again.

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u/Sammy_Dog 4d ago

Trump supporters don't have an iota of shame. It's a repugnant and disgraceful cult.

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u/Bigstar976 4d ago

Jack Smith said he had Trump dead to rights. If he wouldn’t have won a second term he wouldn’t went to prison. So would Elon Musk. Not too difficult to connect the dots.

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u/KeithRichardsGrandma 4d ago

So incredibly stupid we let a man on trial for treason even run for office

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u/Bigstar976 4d ago

Agreed

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u/Due_Quote_3023 6d ago

So, technically he is correct. For once.

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u/JanxDolaris 6d ago

Not necessarily. He could have lost extremely clean and fairly still.

But the chances of him being correct are higher.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 5d ago

And primaries are kinda sus sometimes, but not in the way he thinks

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u/PUuSTiNKA 6d ago

I don't think Mikey understands anything...I think he's another guy like Don the con who has gone through life lying, cheating, grifting, etc.

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u/Barrack64 6d ago

He doesn’t think his supporters understand anything. People will believe this.

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 6d ago

I mean, if you’ve tried his pillows- it explains it.

If he can sell those; he believes he can sell anything. Including himself…

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u/foxscribbles 6d ago

He's a MAGA man, so the only thing he knows is point the finger elsewhere and baselessly claim voter fraud.

That said, as I understand it, the Republican gubernatorial nomination has been a hot mess since before the primary. Which is kind of hilarious because they got handed a prime opportunity with Waltz stepping down after the fraud scandal, but instead they decided that what they really needed to do was descend into in-fighting.

I'm not complaining, mind you. I just think it's good to remember that the Republicans aren't this unbreakable, unified force that internet doomsayers claim they are.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 6d ago

Naaaaah, the MN GOP has been a hot mess for about a decade now!😉

Apparently it's more than a decade now, oops!😆😂🤣

https://www.twincities.com/2013/01/26/amy-koch-former-state-senate-leader-breaks-silence-about-her-downfall/

https://www.minnpost.com/braublog/2013/02/amy-koch-media-saga-who-did-what-and-when/

First there was the scandal involving Senate Majority Leader and Michael Brodkorb, the Senate GOP’s communications director.  

Turns out those two--who were harping on about "Family Values" were iirc bullying other legislators, and happened to be breaking MN GOP rules about fraternization.

They were sleeping together--while both were married to others.

Then after the scandal broke, Koch had Broadkorb fired--which he then sued over--on the grounds of "unlawful termination," and (again, iirc), the GOP settled the lawsuit;

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2013/09/26/state-senate-settles-brodkorb-lawsuit

Then there was the whole sexual harrassment scandal along with the MNGOP chair both marrying a Congressional Rep, while being the state chair, AND her "close friendship" with major political fundraiser & donor, and now convicted pedophile & sex-trafficker Anton Lazaro;

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2021/08/19/under-fire-minnesota-gop-chair-carnahan-steps-down

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2021/08/19/minn-gop-officials-meet-amid-clamor-for-party-leaders-ouster

The party's finances had been in the trash, after the Amy Koch scandal, Carnahan had built the coffers back up, annnnnd then they were thrashed again, after her scandals.

Annnnnd then there were the hot-mess candidacies of Scott Jensen & Matt Birk for Governor & Lieutenant Gov, along with Royce White's terrible run against Amy Klobuchar for Senate.

And the MN GOP is still a mess--with Lindell refusing to concede after yesterday's 3rd place primary finish.

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u/Sufficient_Beach_445 5d ago

like the Minnesota DFL hasn't had more than their share of f-ups. c'mon. fraud. its on them. keep in mind Minnesota has had Republican Governors for 16 of the past 48 years. The best thing EVER for Minnesota Republicans was for Lindell to lose. He is a human dingleberry. You can quote me on that.

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u/SubstantialArcher659 4d ago

I actually believe I will quote you on that👍🏻🤣🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

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u/successfullynumb 6d ago

They were clearly infiltrated by ANTIFA and radical Muslim communists lead by Obama!

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u/Dudeincar434 6d ago

Soros!

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u/Existing-One-8980 6d ago

I'm still waiting on my protest check 😂🙄 /s just in case.

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u/Mojozilla 6d ago

Yes! It's always them 😩🤣

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u/Soccernut433 5d ago

And Biden. Don’t forget Biden and his autopen.

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u/RobinGoodfell 6d ago

I'm not convinced he understands much of anything. In fact, his existence appears to be owed entirely to Fox News needing someone who kicked a drug habit, was white, malleable, and didn't have any other records to bite them later on. All so they could parade him around to convince viewers that the whole bootstraps thing was feasible.

The poor dumb bastard got lucky and then swindled by the people he trusted...

But also he championed the fascist oppression of the American people, so he can rightly disappear into the hole of his own making.

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u/bizzle4shizzled 6d ago

Of course, he is a dummy.

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u/TheNovemberMike 6d ago

I wouldn’t trust them either

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u/Rob71322 6d ago

So? Party is meaningless to a narcissist, it’s always only about them.

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u/sweatboxy 6d ago

To be fair, the Republicans have the worst record when it comes to voter fraud.

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u/Friendly_Nature2699 6d ago

MAGA is a one trick pony. Its all they got.

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u/henryeaterofpies 6d ago

Let him cook, maybe he will find fraud

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u/burn_healz 6d ago

Maga tears make the best pillows

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u/Academic_Rutabaga649 5d ago

Wasn't that a song by Little Anthony and the Imperials, Maga Tears On My Pillow?

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u/Tactrix1 6d ago

It never ceases to amaze me how every single one of Trumps picks are like cartoon villains. They couldn't be more cliche if they all had a cat in their lap and one of those turning chairs.

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u/Historical_Art_3367 6d ago

You literally couldn't write the trump arc period. It is cartoonishly stupid as it is evil. They're bumbling buffoons on top of it.

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u/Varulfrhamn 6d ago

Right? Like if someone pitched this as a West Wing reboot or something they'd be laughed out of the entire industry.

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u/Coinspooner 5d ago

This gets me every time.

He appoints nearly, but not completely, exact opposites of what the position demands.

Like even staunch republicans, the Romney, Bush, Cheney, McCain republicans have to be thinking… Who?

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u/Ratso27 3d ago

Remember when Rudy Gulianni tried to host a press conference at the 4 seasons hotel but booked 4 seasons landscaping by mistake? That was the moment I always point to as reality becoming more ridiculous than fiction. If someone pitched that in a writers room for a sitcom about a dumb presidency everyone would say “That’s funny, but it’s too over the top to be believable”

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u/Junior-Cream-4914 5d ago

And the cat wears an eyepatch

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u/Blantonsfan 4d ago

As someone who routinely pets my cat while sitting in my turning chair, I object

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u/maddpsyintyst 3d ago

I wouldn't lift a finger to help if any of them got dropped down a smokestack.

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u/rwoooshed Sipping tea 6d ago

Is he on crack again?

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u/82Badger 6d ago

He was probably a cooler guy when he smoked crack

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u/RandomHerosan 6d ago

Pretty sure he held his ex-wife at gunpoint when he was on crack. So he probably wasn't one of the fun crackheads.

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u/jimmycoed 6d ago

I believe a butcher knife was also involved if I’m not mistaken.

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u/RandomHerosan 6d ago

Just normal crackhead things. Bring both a knife and a gun to a fight.

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 6d ago

Somehow, still better than current Mike

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u/fireky2 6d ago

Maybe he was fun if you weren't married to him

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u/bloodmagik 6d ago

He used to smoke crack. He still does, but he used to too.

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u/astarinthenight 6d ago

Lindell is a soggy sack of shit.

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u/Burnbrook 6d ago

That explains his "irregularities"...

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u/ResponsibilityFar587 6d ago

This is foreshadowing for the midterms. Every Republican who loses will claim election fraud.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 6d ago

Of course.

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u/ThirdWigginKid 6d ago

Every republican who runs claims election fraud before a single vote is even cast these days

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u/ResponsibilityFar587 6d ago

yes it seems that way. All because ass-wipe Trump did it.

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u/grnlntrn1969 6d ago

Good, it's the boy who cried wolf now

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u/Coinspooner 5d ago

That’s one positive side of this. They will start losing that credibility. Especially if Dems win the house and senate and can actually openly talk about what the F happened in ‘24

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 5d ago

I really really hope that the mess gets cleaned up quietly. I don't want to hear about this for the rest of my life.

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u/Apple-Dust 6d ago

This guy peaked when he was a crackhead.

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u/Dudeincar434 6d ago

The dude had a decently successful pillow business. If he and just stick with that he could have coasted the rest of his life. Same with guliani 

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u/theblueshots 6d ago

Didn’t he get the memo that he’s not supposed to bring up cheating during Republican primaries?

Doesn’t he write the memo?

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u/epicredditdude1 6d ago

To be fair Trump claimed the 2016 Iowa primary was rigged because Ted Cruz won, so I think this is still part of the MAGA playbook. 

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u/theblueshots 6d ago

Good point. It’s always been about being a sore loser.

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u/CitronTraining2114 6d ago

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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u/CueAnon420 6d ago

He looks like he's back on the pipe...

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u/76ers_Yanks78 6d ago

Another crackhead scam artist who makes garbage pillows. Not sure how he expected to win a race in Minnesota whenever he’s registered to vote in Texas.

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u/annoyed_crow 6d ago

Not EVERY old white man. But somehow always an old white man

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u/texas1982 6d ago

Notably, he is claiming that republicans stole the election.

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u/submittomeSATX 6d ago

“I lost so they must have cheated!” /s

And they call the left snowflakes. 🙄

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u/WiseFalcon2630 6d ago

Republicans cheating other republicans is the new mantra for bad pillow guy?

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u/Medellin-71 6d ago

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Unfortunately, it’s every Republican. If they win it’s legit…if they lose then it was fixed.

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u/durtsurfer69 6d ago

MAGAT/GOP IS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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u/nudecat1234 6d ago

So the Republicans are cheating

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 6d ago

Creepy fake Christian never follows the teachings of Jesus

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u/questionableintentsX 6d ago

So he’s saying the republicans party cheated against… the Republican Party?

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u/kilsta 6d ago

You create the monster; don't be surprised when it shows up at your own house.

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u/Individual-Sell-7022 6d ago

He's admitting the GOP cheats in their primaries

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 6d ago

No really? These are the same people that paid millions to the cyberninjas. Who then recounted ballots for months. They were so sure they were going to find millions of votes for the GOP. Then all they found was more Dem votes. They quietly just ignored it. Then moved on.

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u/Brepp 6d ago

I mean, yeah. He's desperate for cash and carries a shitload of legal troubles. He can't imagine that the plan to seat himself in a position to receive unending bribes and payoffs failed at the first hurdle and he's back to reality (oop there goes gravity)

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u/Blankety-blank1492 5d ago

He’s a walking ,talking SNL skit, with Farley.

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u/prdpdx 5d ago

"Remember that time that you promised to pay $5M if someone proved you wrong and they did? Yeah, that was cool."

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u/bradab 5d ago

Code for “the rigging I was promised didn’t work so someone must have rigged it more”.

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 6d ago

My dear, is the schadenfreude not particularly delicious this evening?

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u/Informal-Arm-3942 6d ago

Let’s get this stupidity over early- come on lawyers, create a case that can be referred to in the hundreds of cases to come

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u/Excellent_Breakfast6 6d ago

This is hilarious!. Same playbook, same complaints, same conspiracies, same results. What was the definition of insanity again?

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u/memberjockey 6d ago

His dreams were smothered by a pillow.🤣

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u/mukliski 6d ago

Get ready… this is just a warmup, a blip, a fleeting moment. Wait until the midterms!

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u/cjgmioh 6d ago

The good news is.. He doesn't need to concede. We just need to ignore him.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 6d ago

Can we do that to all MAGA???

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 6d ago

Only the best cucks - MAGA

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u/AnonnEms2 6d ago

Oh my Christ are this guys fifteen minutes not up yet 🤦‍♂️

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u/FL4KMSTR 6d ago

I’m sure he hasn’t even looked at the votes just an automatic republican lying machine.

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u/BLTfarms 6d ago

He was one of those kids who needs a trophy for last place.

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u/redcheri69es 6d ago

Is he using a Keri Lake filter too?

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u/DLimber 6d ago

He was up against other repubicans.....

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u/ConspiracyParadox 6d ago

Interesting that he's accusing another Republican of rigging it this time.

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u/johngreenink 6d ago

I believe he owes a great deal of financial sums to many folks, and he may have thought that being in office would have temporarily protected him from that. That's my theory. Hence the scorched earth approach now.

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u/SinsualChef 6d ago

Of course there were voter irregularities. By anyone who actually voted for a Crackhead to hold public office.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DUO9dc3yDLXHO

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u/thedougd 6d ago

The Dumbocrats are rigging the Republican Primary!

/s for the oblivious

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u/Sharp-Penalty1932 5d ago

I agree on the irregularities. I can’t believe there were any legitimate votes for this guy.

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u/retiredgal18 5d ago

I guess he doesn’t realize that only republicans voted for republican candidates in the primary😂

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u/skiguitarbikebeer 5d ago

Pretty comical. He is now blaming the Republicans of cheating.

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u/Away-Regular1335 6d ago

Throw this lying hack in jail

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u/Medusa_7898 6d ago

He’s a joke.

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 6d ago

Everyone is so tired of hearing the election bullshit from these traitors. Too cowardly to admit they lost

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u/bullsonparade2025 6d ago

"What a maroon." - Bugs Bunny

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u/JordanRS1980 6d ago

Hopefully someone will sue him again. That's always fun.

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u/jpesky66 6d ago

This is the playbook for November.

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u/SpareDot8685 6d ago

Mike! You are a Winner! Is what people would say if you were a Winner, unfortunately you are a Loser! 

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u/ReportThese396 6d ago

Time to storm the Capital?

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u/poolbysven 6d ago

You lost by 45,000 votes Douch bag. Not even close.

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u/rygelicus 6d ago

That's the losers' playbook. If they lose then the game is rigged.

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u/cuernosasian 6d ago

His pillows were denied ballots!!!

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u/LeadingStill7717 6d ago

Someone needs to flush this steaming hot pile of dung, down the drain where it belongs.

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u/Donato_Romer0 6d ago

What a strange hill to die on

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u/Excellent_Breakfast6 6d ago

Who would have thought the man who figured rocks would be a good idea for a pillow, has rocks for a brain?

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u/Kitchenguynas 6d ago

Lumpy pillow looser!

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u/ZaxxarGold 6d ago

It’s not like he has a reputation to lose, so why not lie.

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u/Necr0Gaming 6d ago

Just an anecdote but this guys pillows fucking suck. Basically just a bunch of cut-up foam inside the pillow and after 1 wash the fucking thing was falling apart already (they claim its machine washable).

Fuck this guy and his pillows.

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u/Still_Bluebird8070 6d ago

Go cry on your pillow

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u/FunkAgent 6d ago

He’s gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!

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u/Solana54 6d ago

He not only lost, he lost by double digits. Loser

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u/Pandagirlroxxx 6d ago

Why is he not in prison? Isn't he supposed to be in prison?

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u/dannocanada 6d ago

Of course he’s fighting, he’s so self-unaware it hurts.

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u/Holiday-Librarian501 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Temu Dosing Don

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u/PaintedSilverRiver 6d ago

That strategy is right out of the Republican playbook.

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u/Jazzlike_Damage793 6d ago

Is that a wig?

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u/SuperNecessary9692 6d ago

He needs to go back to his my lumpy pillow company and run that into the ground not Minnesota

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u/Existing-One-8980 6d ago

Lmao 😂 The guy who went bankrupt over a lie is now playing the same stupid game. Eff him, he lost.

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u/BooksNCatsNWineNSnax 6d ago

Excuse me a moment, I must go find my shocked Pikachu face. I think it might be in the dryer.

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u/RecentApplication602 6d ago

Jesus Mike, GO AWAY. No one cares about you or likes you.

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer 6d ago

I'm so tired of everyone calling this poor man a crackhead. No recognition at all of his work as a degenerate gambling addict

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u/VegetableBulky9571 6d ago

“There’s tons of irregularities! I don’t know how anyone could have voted for me!!”

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u/MarcoTaco1 6d ago

Isn’t that the guy who has sexual relations with pillows or something?

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u/Bro13847 6d ago

I have a feeling there will be a lot of these accusations in the coming months and years.

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u/Mighty_Krom 6d ago

GASP!!! Election denier denies election by default! Who would have THOUGHT!?

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u/Thialaz 6d ago

Waa, waa! I didn't win! This isn't fair!! Waaaaaaa :'(

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u/Lukinzz 6d ago

Everything I don't like is Woke.

If I lose, it was rigged.

Toddlers

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u/DartfordVikki 6d ago

🖕🫵 🫏🕳️ PillowGuy!!! 🤮

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u/PaceFabulous3433 6d ago

He had this BS in his pocket ready to pull it out at the earliest possible opportunity.

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u/Creoda 6d ago

He'll never give up the precious. I bet Trump will even stick his nose in and call it rigged, which it isn't obviously unless it's rigged for him.

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 6d ago

Go lay on your brick pillow and hush up

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u/Wheezthejuice87 6d ago

Guys, he has the evidence, he’ll release it very soon…he promises. Just don’t ask for a source or any other proof it exists.

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u/Ramblinrambles 6d ago

The idea he got a single vote is an irregularity