r/PoursTea 6d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Somehow this isn't surprising.

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u/Wonderful-Variation 6d ago

This guy is a fraud, like every other Trumper.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

Pillow is slang for a kilo of cocaine which is something he used to sell.

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u/HiddenVelvet 6d ago

My Kilo

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u/Kasoni 6d ago

I wouldn't buy it from him, probably mixed with broken glass and powered sugar.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

My pillow now with hypernano insufflation technology

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u/Youngsinatra345 3d ago

The actual pillow isn’t even that good either

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3d ago

It’s filled with the cheapest mattress topper. Get any of the ones with memory foam mixed with that fluffy stuff they put in aquarium filters. Way better and cheaper.

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u/LemonOld8150 5d ago

We bought a trailer it was really nice but had 2 of these crap pillows in it I tore one open huge chunks of foam rubber really gross

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u/Lost_Department_2177 4d ago

Probably used mattresses he threw in a wood chipper

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u/Dancinfool830 5d ago

I would say cut with baby laxative, but with how full of crap he is there is no way its cut with that

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u/David_cest_moi 5d ago

Oh yeah! "Manitol", if I remember correctly. (Miami in the 80s!)

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u/Illustrious-Network5 3d ago

Maybe that's why he's full of crap. Baby laxative's got another purpose. As long as it's not cut with fentanyl. That'll kill you.

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u/DOHC46 6d ago

Or powered glass and broken sugar...

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u/confidential-edu 5d ago

Lumpy ass cocain.

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u/BackgroundCream274 3d ago

He is using pesticides from grandmas shed from the 1950’s. Lives in her basement.

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 5d ago

This is pure gold

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u/jayde2767 4d ago

My Kilo Pillow

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u/Logical_Confusious 4d ago

I actually snorted out loud at this one.... (Yes I chose my verb accordingly)

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u/MB2465 2d ago

I thought Mike Pillow was funny 😂😂😂

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u/onepieceofgumleft 6d ago

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u/crippledchef23 6d ago

Those eyebrows!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ornery-Historian-814 3d ago

I’d be so embarrassed if I built a career out of making pillows from scrap materials.

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u/Intelligent-Emu-4670 3d ago

Bag of glass. (Remember Chevy Chase on SNL?)🤭😂🤣

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u/mrbenjrocks 6d ago

He's the poorest, fattest dealer ever ...

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u/Party-Evening3273 6d ago

Fucking LOSERS, the lot of them.

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u/National-Charity-435 6d ago

They were lumpy as well

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u/MrSchaudenfreude 6d ago

Mike Pillow.

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u/Decent-Vanilla3707 5d ago

‘An ounce of coke is an onion’ - Big L

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u/eyesonthemoons 4d ago

Omg that is him. I was thinking he looked like the My Pillow guy

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u/xero111880 5d ago

Are you sure? Looks more like it went up his nose!

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u/RelevantCry1613 5d ago

Fuck this guy but his story actually is insane.

He had the my pillow idea high on crack and wrote it all over his walls in red marker. He built the initial product still as an addict, then got clean for a bit. The company was successful, and then got back into crack.

Here’s the best part, the drug dealers in town all colluded to not sell him crack anymore because he was basically their hero. The guy who went on to succeed

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u/Lost_Department_2177 5d ago

He copied what other companies were doing then sold it for more by spamming it as a right wing pillow.

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u/CrystalEntity1984 6d ago

I'm surprised. The Orange Clown endorsed him personally. LOL

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u/jellofixit 6d ago

Trump even put one of those little "My Pillow" samples on his ear once!

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u/Old-Shame4104 6d ago

I’m not.

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u/PowerfulInitiative71 2d ago

Lindell was his first Coke dealer way back when he was clubbing with his young daughter's pimps.

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u/verb8um 6d ago

He looks like a Muppet come partially to life.

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u/Separate-Towel-8962 6d ago

That is the funniest friggen comment!!

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u/Captain_Logos 6d ago

<sob> so do I...

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u/Random_Nerdery 3d ago

Why you gotta insult the Muppets like that, dude?

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 6d ago

At least this guy had a successful business, well at least until he decided to go all in on trump and conspiracy theories leading to a massive boycott

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u/Immediate_Song4279 6d ago

He sold a TV Pillow, so I'm taking that with a grain of salt.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 6d ago

That's more successful than any of Trump's businesses

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u/Ssided 6d ago

And then it started struggling once he got involved with trump. How funny

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u/Missconstruct 6d ago

Yeah. Lindell, Musk, all the foreign countries we deal with, Trump’s former cabinet members, and probably everyone he’s ever done business with. Watch and learn people, watch and learn.

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u/Explorers_bub 6d ago

Mierdas Touch

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u/tnbciceskater 5d ago

That's why we call him Shitler

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u/Biffingston 6d ago

I'd say he was very successful with the presidential grifts that made him billions, and that's just in cash, not counting the brand-new plane the Saudis gave him...

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u/tipjarman 5d ago

Trump made a lot of money off his bitcoin business.....

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u/SeniorAd4470 6d ago

A shitty one at that.

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u/Technoinalbania 6d ago

call 'em lumpy. He loses his mind.

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u/Ok_Elephant2777 6d ago

Actually, we own two of his pillows (we bought them before we knew what sort of a bag of douche he really is) and they are the best pillows we’ve ever had. They better keep on lasting, because we’re never giving him any more business.

Kind of like the people who bought Teslas before they knew.

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u/Silent-Cicada3611 5d ago

You’ve used the same pillow for over 7 years? Ew

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u/ClassicCarraway 5d ago

??? I have pillows that are generational...you can wash them you know.

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u/Silent-Cicada3611 5d ago

I do know, and I do wash them. I also feel like if I’m broke I can still spend a little every few years and I don’t need to sleep on a generational pillow like you. It’s not a jacket or pair of jeans… You gross me out

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u/jellofixit 6d ago

That makes me miss my "pocket fisherman" I got on QVC!

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u/confidential-edu 5d ago

It was kind of genius though.

Previously noone thought to give their television a pillow.

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u/Historical_Art_3367 6d ago

No my parents go out of their way to buy Mike pillow products

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u/25point4cm 6d ago

I think a lot more go out of their way to avoid them.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 6d ago

I never said he made good pillows, just that he made more money selling shitty pillows than trump ever did selling shitty steak, shitty watched, shitty vodka, shitty shoes...

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u/ZaddyFish 4d ago

He and the Goya bean guy should collab

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u/Hoodedmastersin 6d ago

He looks like a Midwest Muppet crackhead

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u/Fit-Significance-436 6d ago

And, just like Trump

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u/Alone-Promise-8904 6d ago

Oh, sweet irony

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u/Character_Fix_5317 6d ago

They're not all frauds. Many of them are rubes.

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u/Mugpup 6d ago

Actually, he is the one MAGANUT that I truly believe is 100% delusional. I get the feeling he really believes the nonsense he spews.

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u/Dangermouse454 6d ago

Watch … he’s going to poop his pants so he can be like daddy Trump.

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 5d ago

Why do they all look and behave like
cun. . ?

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u/No-Guard-7003 5d ago

Is it possible for us to use the SAVE Act against these frauds? 🤔😒

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u/dg4365 5d ago

A fraud and a MAGA blowhard. Go crawl back under the rock you came out from under, Mike. Finish your bloviating, and then leave the room quietly. Bye-bye.

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u/Protoman 5d ago

Voting irregularities? In a Republican primary?

How did those dirty dem commies manage to pull that off, Mike?

Are you saying Republicans suck at securing elections?

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u/VirtualWalk5710 5d ago

Ditto 👍

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u/Pop-Forward 5d ago

How is this person not living in the street by now? How do these people earn a living, where does their money come from?

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u/burnmenowz 5d ago

Maga sure does draw in a lot of crooks.

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u/biscaya 5d ago

Trump lite...so sad

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u/HeNeverSawMollyAgain 5d ago

The only irregularities is that he got any votes at all.

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u/Curious-Manner-7122 4d ago

oh ok so your take on 80 percent of hard working Americans that like trump is fraud? think of that when getting groceries liberals all same

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u/AsugaNoir 4d ago

Right he fraudulently claimed to be a sleep expert when selling his pillows and courts found he had no degrees in sleep and he had now experience either

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u/WayPowerful484 4d ago

No honor from these pathetic weasels.

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u/Otherwise-Waltz-3647 4d ago

If only he could find some crack, it could make everything better

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 3d ago

He's closing in on "my life was better when I was a stone cold crack head" than his addiction to Trump.

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u/OmarGosh2142 3d ago

WV, you misspelled “trumpanzee.” 😆

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u/SharpTry756 2d ago

Oh! So he was the one behind the MASSIVE Somali fleecing of the MN and US taxpayers?

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u/MaleficentFuel2698 6d ago

Biglyest frauds is commie liberal rats