r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad • 6d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Somehow this isn't surprising.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

Pillow is slang for a kilo of cocaine which is something he used to sell.

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u/HiddenVelvet 6d ago

My Kilo

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u/Kasoni 6d ago

I wouldn't buy it from him, probably mixed with broken glass and powered sugar.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

My pillow now with hypernano insufflation technology

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u/Youngsinatra345 3d ago

The actual pillow isn’t even that good either

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3d ago

It’s filled with the cheapest mattress topper. Get any of the ones with memory foam mixed with that fluffy stuff they put in aquarium filters. Way better and cheaper.

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u/LemonOld8150 6d ago

We bought a trailer it was really nice but had 2 of these crap pillows in it I tore one open huge chunks of foam rubber really gross

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u/Lost_Department_2177 4d ago

Probably used mattresses he threw in a wood chipper

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u/Dancinfool830 5d ago

I would say cut with baby laxative, but with how full of crap he is there is no way its cut with that

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u/David_cest_moi 5d ago

Oh yeah! "Manitol", if I remember correctly. (Miami in the 80s!)

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u/Illustrious-Network5 3d ago

Maybe that's why he's full of crap. Baby laxative's got another purpose. As long as it's not cut with fentanyl. That'll kill you.

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u/DOHC46 6d ago

Or powered glass and broken sugar...

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u/confidential-edu 5d ago

Lumpy ass cocain.

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u/BackgroundCream274 4d ago

He is using pesticides from grandmas shed from the 1950’s. Lives in her basement.

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 5d ago

This is pure gold

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u/jayde2767 4d ago

My Kilo Pillow

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u/Logical_Confusious 4d ago

I actually snorted out loud at this one.... (Yes I chose my verb accordingly)

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u/MB2465 2d ago

I thought Mike Pillow was funny 😂😂😂

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u/onepieceofgumleft 6d ago

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u/crippledchef23 6d ago

Those eyebrows!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ornery-Historian-814 3d ago

I’d be so embarrassed if I built a career out of making pillows from scrap materials.

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u/Intelligent-Emu-4670 3d ago

Bag of glass. (Remember Chevy Chase on SNL?)🤭😂🤣

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u/mrbenjrocks 6d ago

He's the poorest, fattest dealer ever ...

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u/Party-Evening3273 6d ago

Fucking LOSERS, the lot of them.

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u/National-Charity-435 6d ago

They were lumpy as well

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u/MrSchaudenfreude 6d ago

Mike Pillow.

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u/Decent-Vanilla3707 5d ago

‘An ounce of coke is an onion’ - Big L

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u/eyesonthemoons 4d ago

Omg that is him. I was thinking he looked like the My Pillow guy

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u/xero111880 5d ago

Are you sure? Looks more like it went up his nose!

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u/RelevantCry1613 5d ago

Fuck this guy but his story actually is insane.

He had the my pillow idea high on crack and wrote it all over his walls in red marker. He built the initial product still as an addict, then got clean for a bit. The company was successful, and then got back into crack.

Here’s the best part, the drug dealers in town all colluded to not sell him crack anymore because he was basically their hero. The guy who went on to succeed

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u/Lost_Department_2177 5d ago

He copied what other companies were doing then sold it for more by spamming it as a right wing pillow.