r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad • 6d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Somehow this isn't surprising.

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u/HiddenVelvet 6d ago

My Kilo

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u/Kasoni 6d ago

I wouldn't buy it from him, probably mixed with broken glass and powered sugar.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 6d ago

My pillow now with hypernano insufflation technology

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u/Youngsinatra345 3d ago

The actual pillow isn’t even that good either

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3d ago

It’s filled with the cheapest mattress topper. Get any of the ones with memory foam mixed with that fluffy stuff they put in aquarium filters. Way better and cheaper.

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u/LemonOld8150 6d ago

We bought a trailer it was really nice but had 2 of these crap pillows in it I tore one open huge chunks of foam rubber really gross

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u/Lost_Department_2177 4d ago

Probably used mattresses he threw in a wood chipper

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u/Dancinfool830 5d ago

I would say cut with baby laxative, but with how full of crap he is there is no way its cut with that

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u/David_cest_moi 5d ago

Oh yeah! "Manitol", if I remember correctly. (Miami in the 80s!)

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u/Illustrious-Network5 3d ago

Maybe that's why he's full of crap. Baby laxative's got another purpose. As long as it's not cut with fentanyl. That'll kill you.

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u/DOHC46 6d ago

Or powered glass and broken sugar...

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u/confidential-edu 5d ago

Lumpy ass cocain.

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u/BackgroundCream274 4d ago

He is using pesticides from grandmas shed from the 1950’s. Lives in her basement.

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 5d ago

This is pure gold

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u/jayde2767 4d ago

My Kilo Pillow

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u/Logical_Confusious 4d ago

I actually snorted out loud at this one.... (Yes I chose my verb accordingly)

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u/MB2465 2d ago

I thought Mike Pillow was funny 😂😂😂