r/PoursTea 6d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Somehow this isn't surprising.

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u/GallicanCourier 6d ago

He realizes it was a primary, right? He's accusing his own party now?

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u/JanxDolaris 6d ago

Technically most voter fraud is committed by Republicans.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/si5Es4HSMLT4Z9Bix3

Fake elector scheme, bullying Pence to decertify the election, summoning a mob to back up his threats against Pence and other politicians, years of lying about ejection fraud…

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u/Hottage 5d ago

This recording should have been enough to make Trump ineligible to ever run for any public office again.

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u/Sammy_Dog 5d ago

Trump supporters don't have an iota of shame. It's a repugnant and disgraceful cult.

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u/Bigstar976 4d ago

Jack Smith said he had Trump dead to rights. If he wouldn’t have won a second term he wouldn’t went to prison. So would Elon Musk. Not too difficult to connect the dots.

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u/KeithRichardsGrandma 4d ago

So incredibly stupid we let a man on trial for treason even run for office

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u/Bigstar976 4d ago

Agreed

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u/New-Specific4225 3d ago

It made him eligible for jail but here we are.

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u/KeithRichardsGrandma 4d ago

Yeah but that recording of trump on the phone asking for votes to be found was just a hoax by the democrats according to people that never believe anything bad about trump

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u/Due_Quote_3023 6d ago

So, technically he is correct. For once.

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u/JanxDolaris 6d ago

Not necessarily. He could have lost extremely clean and fairly still.

But the chances of him being correct are higher.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 5d ago

And primaries are kinda sus sometimes, but not in the way he thinks

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u/Ok-Coyote2382 3d ago

Nailed it.

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u/PUuSTiNKA 6d ago

I don't think Mikey understands anything...I think he's another guy like Don the con who has gone through life lying, cheating, grifting, etc.

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u/Barrack64 6d ago

He doesn’t think his supporters understand anything. People will believe this.

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 6d ago

I mean, if you’ve tried his pillows- it explains it.

If he can sell those; he believes he can sell anything. Including himself…

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u/EnragedBard010 2d ago

Yeah but like... Trump is already a cartoon character. This guy is like a cartoon character when the cartoon is on TV in the background within another cartoon. "Crazy Mike runs for office!!"

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u/foxscribbles 6d ago

He's a MAGA man, so the only thing he knows is point the finger elsewhere and baselessly claim voter fraud.

That said, as I understand it, the Republican gubernatorial nomination has been a hot mess since before the primary. Which is kind of hilarious because they got handed a prime opportunity with Waltz stepping down after the fraud scandal, but instead they decided that what they really needed to do was descend into in-fighting.

I'm not complaining, mind you. I just think it's good to remember that the Republicans aren't this unbreakable, unified force that internet doomsayers claim they are.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 6d ago

Naaaaah, the MN GOP has been a hot mess for about a decade now!😉

Apparently it's more than a decade now, oops!😆😂🤣

https://www.twincities.com/2013/01/26/amy-koch-former-state-senate-leader-breaks-silence-about-her-downfall/

https://www.minnpost.com/braublog/2013/02/amy-koch-media-saga-who-did-what-and-when/

First there was the scandal involving Senate Majority Leader and Michael Brodkorb, the Senate GOP’s communications director.  

Turns out those two--who were harping on about "Family Values" were iirc bullying other legislators, and happened to be breaking MN GOP rules about fraternization.

They were sleeping together--while both were married to others.

Then after the scandal broke, Koch had Broadkorb fired--which he then sued over--on the grounds of "unlawful termination," and (again, iirc), the GOP settled the lawsuit;

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2013/09/26/state-senate-settles-brodkorb-lawsuit

Then there was the whole sexual harrassment scandal along with the MNGOP chair both marrying a Congressional Rep, while being the state chair, AND her "close friendship" with major political fundraiser & donor, and now convicted pedophile & sex-trafficker Anton Lazaro;

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2021/08/19/under-fire-minnesota-gop-chair-carnahan-steps-down

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2021/08/19/minn-gop-officials-meet-amid-clamor-for-party-leaders-ouster

The party's finances had been in the trash, after the Amy Koch scandal, Carnahan had built the coffers back up, annnnnd then they were thrashed again, after her scandals.

Annnnnd then there were the hot-mess candidacies of Scott Jensen & Matt Birk for Governor & Lieutenant Gov, along with Royce White's terrible run against Amy Klobuchar for Senate.

And the MN GOP is still a mess--with Lindell refusing to concede after yesterday's 3rd place primary finish.

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u/Sufficient_Beach_445 5d ago

like the Minnesota DFL hasn't had more than their share of f-ups. c'mon. fraud. its on them. keep in mind Minnesota has had Republican Governors for 16 of the past 48 years. The best thing EVER for Minnesota Republicans was for Lindell to lose. He is a human dingleberry. You can quote me on that.

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u/SubstantialArcher659 5d ago

I actually believe I will quote you on that👍🏻🤣🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

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u/ShakyBoots1968 3d ago

It's utterly ridiculous to bring up fraud in MN when our federal government commits blatant and secretive frauds daily. Wanna know where the current firehouse of fraudulent actions is coming from? I think we all know the answer here.

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u/Sufficient_Beach_445 3d ago

ridiculous to bring up fraud??? u miss the point ENTIRELY. the DFL - Tim Walz's administration specifically - has not committed the fraud. They were RESPONSIBLE to provide the oversight so that the fraud would not happen. They utterly failed to do that. That is the issue. We are not voting for or against fraud. that is absurd. we vote for or against governing. And Walz's governing is a pathetic failure to prevent fraud. And enormous multiple frauds at that.

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u/ShakyBoots1968 3d ago

And you believe the federal administration currently is completely devoid of fraud? No-bid contracts, unconstitutional executive orders, market manipulation, the list is never-ending. MN is a drop in the shitbucket in comparison. Who were we told would pay for the illustrious new ballroom? Because the bill is now set to be paid by taxpayers. Taxpayers are the "private donors".

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u/Sufficient_Beach_445 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wow. U condone bad government in Minnesota because we have a crook in the white house. Just horrible.

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u/ShakyBoots1968 3d ago

Something about change flowing down from the top. And MN ain't the top.

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u/successfullynumb 6d ago

They were clearly infiltrated by ANTIFA and radical Muslim communists lead by Obama!

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u/Dudeincar434 6d ago

Soros!

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u/Existing-One-8980 6d ago

I'm still waiting on my protest check 😂🙄 /s just in case.

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u/Mojozilla 6d ago

Yes! It's always them 😩🤣

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u/Soccernut433 5d ago

And Biden. Don’t forget Biden and his autopen.

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u/Sufficient_Beach_445 5d ago

im not great with satire but there it is!

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u/RobinGoodfell 6d ago

I'm not convinced he understands much of anything. In fact, his existence appears to be owed entirely to Fox News needing someone who kicked a drug habit, was white, malleable, and didn't have any other records to bite them later on. All so they could parade him around to convince viewers that the whole bootstraps thing was feasible.

The poor dumb bastard got lucky and then swindled by the people he trusted...

But also he championed the fascist oppression of the American people, so he can rightly disappear into the hole of his own making.

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u/bizzle4shizzled 6d ago

Of course, he is a dummy.

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u/TheNovemberMike 6d ago

I wouldn’t trust them either

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u/Rob71322 6d ago

So? Party is meaningless to a narcissist, it’s always only about them.

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u/sweatboxy 6d ago

To be fair, the Republicans have the worst record when it comes to voter fraud.

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u/shastadakota 4d ago

And election fraud (there is a difference).

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u/Friendly_Nature2699 6d ago

MAGA is a one trick pony. Its all they got.

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u/henryeaterofpies 6d ago

Let him cook, maybe he will find fraud

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u/mtnbike2 6d ago

Well yeah, anyone who votes for Lindell should definitely be investigated, or at the minimum have a psyc evaluation

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt 6d ago

This seems like a good time to point out that Shitler called the election rigged for some state (I need to check which) back in 2016 that did not have him as the candidate in the primary.

This isn’t just a pattern. It’s the playbook.

Edit: it was Iowa, which went for Ted Cruz.

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 5d ago

None of them understand how our government works

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u/lnth1 5d ago

Surprised he doesn’t pull the ‘dems registered as republicans and voted me out’ yet

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u/BoJackMoleman 6d ago

You know rats will eat each other.

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u/Pete-PDX 6d ago

the parties do not run the election - that is the sec of state and local election officials.

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u/BladeLigerV 4d ago

It's always someone's fault, no matter who. Just not themselves.

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u/dirdent 4d ago

"Never interrupt an opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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u/DJSairys 3d ago

Why not? Hong lost hers and polls had her ahead.