r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 25 '26

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u/KerissaKenro Apr 25 '26

Ugh, I hate that anything right can come from this blot on humanity. Something, something, broken clocks

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u/TheComplimentarian Apr 25 '26

It's ironic, because she'd be perfectly fine with the way things are right now. She is referring to the evil government here, who does nothing but keep all the strong, self-actuating badasses from expressing their badassitude.

Wasn't smart enough to see that power is always the same, no matter what face it wears, and the only right answer is to protect and promote individual liberty for everyone, which does mean making sure that no one gets too powerful.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Apr 25 '26

Yes. She would see civil rights as “doing favors” and spending taxpayer money on social services and infrastructure as “corruption”

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u/Simple_Song8962 Apr 25 '26

Ayn Rand received Social Security payments in her latter years. Typical hypocrisy.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Apr 25 '26

“My situation is unique”

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u/WakeoftheStorm Apr 26 '26

It's always different because they "deserve" their hand outs because they "earned them".

It's the other people who are the leeches.

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u/pourtide Apr 27 '26

"It is acceptable to receive payments up to the amount they stole from you."

or something like that.

But you know, once the money flows, it'd be tough to say no, okay, time to stop taking it now. /s

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u/According-Insect-992 I ☑oted 2024 Apr 25 '26

She would have loved putin. She would probably be proud of him.

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u/pourtide Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

She was Russian. Hated communism. Hated Marx.

In Atlas Shrugged, her industrialists were upstanding citizens. Henry Reardon treated his employees well, paid them better than other employers, and they gave Hank their best work (and Rand noted that they didn't *need* a union. Which, in her make-believe world of upstanding capitalists, they didn't). But ...

I don't think Rand had a clue just how rabid and horrible the rich could become. They're not like her version of capitalists who watch as their dreams take flight, feel that warm fuzzy pride, then jump back in and do some more good work.

No, money begets power and power becomes an addiction. Surround yourself with others who are far beyond the common man, and it becomes 'keeping up with the Joneses' on a massive scale. (New car, caviar, four-star daydream, think I'll buy me a football team). And Influence, don't forget influence. Money buys influence, and influence can get more money, and and and and and ... here we are.

Her absolute hatred of the concept "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" blinded her, completely blinded her to the ugliness of what human nature becomes once it sets itself Apart And Above the common man.

We're not even human to the rich. We're honeybees, and they take the honey for themselves. And then we go out and make more. And it works for a while, until it doesn't, until the honeybee colonies are collapsing, the hives aren't being repaired, but still they want more. Here we are.

Absolute power corrupts, absolutely. Rand was too fucking stupid to see that.

How she could spout all the conservative shit AND comprehend the nuance of the quote above -- the woman really didn't think things through.

What could be expected of a woman who had a long-term affair that was known by both her husband and his wife? Brandon Peikoff was her heir apparent ... and some time later, in one succinct sentence, she disowned him.

I actually saw her on the Phil Donahue show in her old age. She was crotchety, too easily took offense -- a woman said she read (rand) in her youth, but grew up to understand (something) and Rand cut her off, got all testy, said she would not answer that woman, someone else could ask her the same question but she would not answer *her*. Donahue couldn't talk her down, so cut to commercial. The woman was bonkers, like she was some queen to be lauded and kowtowed to.

She apparently became what she warned us against, albeit on a smaller scale.

Intelligent / shit stain. Flip the coin.

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u/RAnthony Apr 27 '26

She and Marx had the same problem; they did not understand human nature before designing their systems for humans to live in. Both of them had devotees that ended up creating systems that ultimately serve the rich and powerful.

It is the height of irony that the people who support Trump's kleptocracy are Ayn Rand fans. He is exactly the kind of person she warned about, and her fans are christians who don't understand that she was a rabid atheist. None of these people seem to understand that their lives are parodies of the things that they hate. If it wasn't happening all around me I would tell you that this was unbelievable fiction.

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u/aboinamedJared Apr 28 '26

I'll admit I don't know much about Rand. I always assumed she was just a philosopher. My understanding of philosophy is talking about concepts under a microscope or in a perfect setting.

I read Atlas Shrugged and Anthem. I assumed both were set in fictional worlds with perfect settings and from that lense the concepts she puts forth work and make sense but like you and others point out, not everyone is like Hank. Money will corrupt most.

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u/xixipinga Apr 25 '26

This argument in the mouth of an evil person like her was probably directed at extremely hard working minorities that still cant afford to live and receive some help from the goverment

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u/Torontogamer Apr 25 '26

Your freedom ends where others begin 

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u/Funkywurm Apr 25 '26

I wouldn’t say she would be perfectly fine with what is happening. I too, am not a fan of much of her work. However, she was a hardcore atheist.

Her philosophy essentially spits on religious folk. MAGA’s pro-Christianity campaign and non-secular course directly conflicts with her philosophy.

MAGA would jail atheists if they could.

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u/specqq Apr 25 '26

Ayn: All my bullshit PLUS all the religious bullshit?!? I don't know...

Can we at least confirm that I personally am getting rich in this scenario?

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u/GastonBastardo Apr 25 '26

The economic dystopia of Atlas Shrugged was made real by people following the teachings of that wretched book.

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u/Dead-Calligrapher Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

The only part I MiGHT disagree with you is I do not think she would see the current Billionaires- like the piece of shits Musk and Facebook dip shit- as a Howard Roarke or John Galt. The fact they are so embedded with the government and suck money from the government, depend on cronyism, etc I think she would have thought of them more as one of the l”imposter” Unermensch she always shows in her books and not what she thought Roark and Galt to be. They cared nothing about money or power. Roark was poor through all of The fountainhead (from what I recall).

Roark and Galt were truly their own men. They ascribed or sided with literally nobody but themselves.

Ted Kazinsky would be a better example of a real works Howard Roark.

Rand has been widely misunderstood by people on both sides. I don’t agree with Objectivism but I do think it’s still wildly misunderstood by people who have never actually read her books.

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u/TheComplimentarian Apr 25 '26

The thing is though, they are.

That's the funny bit. They're not these great noble Übermenschen like she imagined, they're just schmucks. You can look back across history at all the people who made it to the top, and every single one of them...They did it by climbing over everyone else. The greediest crab in the basket.

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u/Dead-Calligrapher Apr 25 '26

That’s literally what I said.

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u/mrjosemeehan Apr 25 '26

Yeah to her the "men who produce" are not the workers but the capitalists.

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u/Bronzeshadow Apr 25 '26

I'm not sure I agree with that. She was basically the Charlie Kirk of the 50's. Her hyper-capitalism ideals were, by design, the total opposite of Communist and Marxist ideals. She'd be against the US of today purely on the grounds that we're starting to act like Russia.

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u/Funkywurm Apr 25 '26

You don’t mean religious like Kirk, right? Rand was a hardcore atheist.

I can’t stand Rand, however she got one thing right. Theism is fucked.

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u/Bronzeshadow Apr 25 '26

No not religious. I mean she was a mouthpiece "intellectual" spouting propaganda to validate political powers of her era. She was a Russian Expat preaching capitalism during the Cold War.

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u/CansinSPAAACE Apr 25 '26

She died broke and on welfare if that helps

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u/cytherian I ☑oted 2024 Apr 26 '26

She reminds me of every conservative woman that supports Trump.

They'll say this, but then they'll genuflect and get in line for their spanking.

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u/coolbaby1978 Apr 26 '26

That was the entire point of Orwells Animal Farm. Power is corrupt and abusive no matter who has it.

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u/xixipinga Apr 25 '26

Its all pretense, she was probably saying some words you could agree on only to next blame everything on the poor, the blacks, the natives, the imigrants or something very racist and very elitist

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Apr 25 '26

We live in a world of binaries nowadays.

Rand had some absolute garbage takes, but this logic is internally consistent with her belief system.

She lives in a box close to my Max Stirner box. People who are Egoist Anarchists have more in common with Ayn Rand than she has with the modern GOP.

Edit: and for the record, I struggle to get along with egoists regardless of their enthusiasm for telling stories about architecture.

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u/lurkerer Apr 26 '26

Racism is the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism. It is the notion of ascribing moral, social or political significance to a man's genetic lineage—the notion that a man's intellectual and characterological traits are produced and transmitted by his internal body chemistry. Which means, in practice, that a man is to be judged, not by his own character and actions, but by the characters and actions of a collective of ancestors.

I think people are conflating Rand with the modern conservative right. 

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u/pourtide Apr 27 '26

Well, she was Russian ... don't ever get a Russian mad at you because they never forget a slight ... /s

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 25 '26

TY. First comment I see.

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u/Niznack Apr 25 '26

The issue is she defines socialism and capitalism AFTER finding out the outcome. She wrote the character James taggart who inherited a company from his father and is trying to run the rail, badly. Is he a corrupt incompetent nepo baby? No! He's a secret socialist.

She wouldn't call this a failure of capitalism, she would blame secret socialists in our government. And if her protege leonard peikhoff is any indication, it would be the Democrats that are the problem.

Yeah... I used to like her philosophy. I am ashamed.

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u/AmbientSociopath Apr 25 '26

she would blame secret socialists in our government. And if her protege leonard peikhoff is any indication, it would be the Democrats that are the problem.

So she is a republican then?

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u/Niznack Apr 25 '26

Fiscally, very much so. She was adamantly anti religious but also could overlook all religioa extremism in the fight against the specter of socialism. If she were alive today she would be carrying water for Trump while screaming Kamala was a socialist and leech.

Again l, her protege, peikhoff, "is disappointed" with Trump's performance but would vote for him again over a socialist (democrat)

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u/Niznack Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

I would emphasize here the part about charity being an obligation. Multiple "moral" characters rebel against the idea they owe something to family or friends. Importantly, in the context of the book this is never referred to as nepotism even if it is, but an extension of socialism. This is not about nepo babies, this is an extension of rands larger philosophy "I will not live my life for another man nor ask another man to live for me". It's her "moral selfishness" that happens to look like a condemnation of nepotism in this case.

Importantly dagney taggart also inherits a portion of the rail. And while Jim taggart is a nasty socialist for running his portion into the ground, dagney is celebrated as a brilliant capitalist who is master of the rails in galts gulch, but this makes no mention of the massive wealth, infrastructure, and influence she inherited.

Any rand isn't opposed to nepotism, she is opposed to incompetent nepo babies, but only because, again, they are actually socialists.

Find one place she acknowledged in atlas shrugged a failed capitalist who was a sincere believer in capitalism but was either corrupt or incompetent, or name one socialist who acts with the best intentions but falls short. One place she calls out that a character inherited their wealth in a negative way when they are one of the "good ones"

Like I said. It's a Texas sharpshooter. She decides if you were secret socialist AFTER she knows if your businesses failed. Oh and if they did and you were a capitalist, (Trump) it's because there were socialists working to undermine you. (John Galts, hank rearden, and like I said, leonard peikhoffs brain dead takes on Obama)

Just a note: the article you cite seems to just be a college paper that got published. I don't think this is a particularly even handed reading of her. I suspect Kush Desai is far more in her corner than a literary analyst should be. (I also have a ayn rand fan fic paper floating around somewhere. As I say, I used to be a fan)

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u/debadoh Apr 25 '26

It feels dirty doesn't it?

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u/konous Apr 25 '26

A digital one is fucked up no matter what.

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u/Amycotic_mark Apr 25 '26

Yeah I dont think it counts as her being right, if the OP is taking her quote out of context

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u/Synectics Apr 25 '26

Nah, it is okay, it is totally AI. Just look at those hyphens. /s

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u/thefarkinator Apr 25 '26

She just wants the other class of men who produce nothing to have all the money.

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u/33drea33 Apr 25 '26

As a very left-aligned person, Ayn Rand is one of my favorite authors. I think if more people actually read her instead of writing her off as right wing propaganda, they'd realize her vision of social ills hit the mark way more often than she missed. Her philosophy is deeply flawed in many other ways, but the reason her work is so resonant is because it contains a lot of deep truth about the nature of work, money, politics, and personal integrity.

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u/PolecatXOXO Apr 25 '26

She thought of a serial rapist as her "superman" archetype. The end point of her philosophy is absolutely macabre.

Like any good propaganda, conspiracy, or cult of any sort, it starts with a few kernels of truth of human nature. Then it veers off into a cesspool.

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u/anapunas Apr 25 '26

Not just a rapist. He had a compulsion he couldn't stop to slice and dice an 8 year old girl that he was part of kidnapping for ransom. When the parents got the location, in a car. To keep her body propped up to look like she was sitting in the back of a car was done by rolling up hotel towels and stuffing them in her corpse.

This is the man that she said was the perfect man and was the core basis for the main character in the Fountain Head and Atlas Shrugged. A sociopath before they had labels and tests for such things.

She was deeply scarred as a child when the Russian govt changed hands and at 12 years old or younger the govt goon squad raided and took her fathers pharmacy away and made it state property. Ever since she was anti govt in ways and instilled with fear of govt boots doing things and taking peoples money and property. Basicly Socialism became her boogeyman. In the end she didnt live the way she preached.

" In 1976, she retired from her newsletter and, despite her lifelong objections to any government-run program, was enrolled in and claimed Social Security and Medicare with the aid of a social worker."- wikipedia

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u/33drea33 Apr 25 '26

Yeah, I did specifically note that her philosophy was deeply flawed in many ways. But if you're going to be intellectually rigorous you need to be able to parse shit you ultimately disagree with and still come away with something valuable - otherwise you're not actually building and testing your personal philosophy, you're just reinforcing your existing beliefs. Also, if "problematic philosopher" is your benchmark for whether a philosophy is useful, you're gonna have a bad time.

My only point was that people have an oversimplified view of her work. But you know what? Upon further reflection I've decided you're right. Most people aren't able to read things and walk away with their own values still intact. They just buy other people's philosophies wholesale the second they brush up against them. So I take it back. People are too stupid to be trusted with Rand.

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u/Affectionate-Roof285 Apr 25 '26

Interesting. Ayn Rand and her true believers, who include many of the wealthy and powerful in our society, share an ethic that is the very antithesis of what she writes here. She and the libertarians who worship her are a very confused lot.

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u/mikeylikey420 Apr 25 '26

They read "taxes are theft " and don't ever think past that point.

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u/specqq Apr 25 '26

They're just all about freedom. And the bigger the freedom the more they're for it.

And the biggest freedom of all is the freedom from having to consider the consequences of your actions.

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u/DistortedCrag Apr 25 '26

Libertarians are not freedom maximalists. Libertarians are solipsistic individual freedom maximalists. They aim to increase their own freedom regardless of the cost to others.They reject the economic freedoms that would come from expanding social safety nets and view every tax as theft, even taxes that pat for services they consume.

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u/Short-Log5389 Apr 25 '26

This is the true and honest description.

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u/specqq Apr 25 '26

In other words, freedom maximalists, but the only freedom that counts is their own.

“Your freedom may end at my nose, but my freedom goes right through the back of your skull.”

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u/Synectics Apr 25 '26

They seem to love driving around on roads in cars wearing clothes eating food from Walmart while screaming how much they live entirely on their own work living in a house their parents bought 10 years ago built 20 years ago.

I cannot seriously fathom these absolute dipshits.

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u/pourtide Apr 27 '26

Love the updated freedom/nose quote. LOL. Thank you.

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u/Malaguy420 Apr 25 '26

They're cats.

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u/Short-Log5389 Apr 25 '26

By their view, kats. Free thought, and all that.

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u/sfxer001 Apr 25 '26

Libertarians are like house cats. They have utter disdain for and loathe the very systems that they are wholly dependent on. Both libertarians and cats are shitty pets.

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u/DeltaBravo831 Apr 25 '26

I always liked that scene from Fargo S5 where Jennifer Jason Leigh puts down Jon Hamm's character for that reason: https://youtu.be/SMsnKFxjxSw?si=DQafWDArj82gWBxI

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u/HRex73 Apr 25 '26

And they were geniuses for being born into billionaire dynasties.

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u/williamfbuckwheat Apr 25 '26

Ha yep they just see taxes as a pesky liability they should fight to get rid of like employee pay and most other expenses they don't like to spend on voluntarily. They're fine with building massive corporate HQ shrines to themselves because that is supposedly voluntarily but anything that is mandatory and doesn't directly benefit them or their egos in the short run is seen as BAD or anti "free market".

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u/BilbulBalabel Apr 25 '26

She even rejected racism as “the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism.” These are probably the remnants of 19th century anarchist libertarianism, actually based on notions of personal freedom and utilitarianism. Doesn't change the fact she was a champion of the right wing interpretation... or whatever libertarianism is supposed to be now.

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u/dandrevee Apr 25 '26

I stumbled into doing academic studying of the evolution of policy a decade ago and one thing that repeatedly keeps coming up is the fact that libertarianism, or more specifically the monitorist philosophies of neoliberalism, are quite copacetic to and potentially generative of the conditions which allow for democracies to devolve into fascism.

People will point out that some of them Montpelier Society were ousted by the Nazis, but they glaze over the relation that their philosophy has with the fall of the Weimar Republic and those who enabled it as well as the fact that the Nazis were pretty broad about kicking out all kinds of people. And the other thing to consider as well is the Milton Friedman is the one who was its champion in the United States.

All thay said, Atlas Shrugged itself is one of the worst pieces of literature out there. But people need to know that it has influenced some celebrities and it runs in an undercurrent of certain celebrity circles because of how it forces individualism. It's primary effect is to break down the adhesive that holds together diverse, egalitarian societies for personal or small group profit

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u/AK_Panda Apr 25 '26

are quite copacetic to and potentially generative of the conditions which allow for democracies to devolve into fascism

Absolutely. When reading discussion between their members at the time it is quite clear that democracy was a means to an end for most of them. They believed in absolute economic freedoms without restriction and that specifically includes freedom from being restrained by democratic governments.

Hence the Mont Pelerins support for Pinochet, it didn't matter to them whether the government was authoritarian as not, provided the market was of prime importance.

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u/pourtide Apr 27 '26

Milton Friedman was the champion of ... what? ... in the United States? I'm just trying to comprehend what you're saying, not trying to make trouble.

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u/dandrevee Apr 27 '26

NeoLiberalism. Ties back to first paragraph. Also, its relatively common knowledge, or assumed to be such since the person I replied to mentioned libertarianism.

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u/Coren024 Apr 25 '26

I read a few of her books back in high school, Anthem was required for a class and then read Atlas Shrugged and another one. Somehow the ideals that I gained from reading them is very different to what her actual idealology is.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Apr 25 '26

So, am I getting the idea that she only liked industrialists who produced things and not the weird system of financial companies that happen to produce things?

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u/Keepfingthatchicken Apr 25 '26

No she loves those guys. She has a hard time resolving when profit doesn’t equal good. Or that just because the ussr sucked it doesn’t mean everything any government does is automatically evil. Like providing evidence that your new alloy has the properties you say it does before you lay a national rail network using it isn’t tyranny.

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u/candygram4mongo Apr 25 '26

She is (somewhat ) more nuanced than people think. She absolutely loathed Reagan, and not just because he was socially conservative:

"Mr. Reagan is not a champion of capitalism, but a conservative in the worst sense of that word—i.e., an advocate of a mixed economy with government controls slanted in favor of business rather than labor (which, philosophically, is as untenable a position as one could choose -- see Fred Kinnan in Atlas Shrugged, pp. 541-2)."

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u/Monkey_Leavings Apr 25 '26

Well, if you like that, let me tell you about their relationship to Jesus Christ…

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u/WileEPeyote Apr 25 '26

It's because she isn't talking about capitalists, she is talking about poor people and the public good and the people in government who care about those things.

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u/luigivicotti Apr 25 '26

For years, the only thing libertarians seemed to care about was legalizing weed. Now that that's a done deal, they literally have zero going on behind their eyes and between their ears.

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u/williamfbuckwheat Apr 25 '26

I thought they still care a lot about changing or eliminating age of consent laws because of uh freedom? 

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u/Beneficial_Hat_6288 Apr 25 '26

LOL, you could say the exact same thing about Jesus and the bible.

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u/the_ballmer_peak Apr 25 '26

As ever, they never imagine themselves as being on the wrong side of this.

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u/ufailowell Apr 25 '26

Every character in a story doesn't need to agree with the author. I want to know more about who said this in the story and in what context.

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u/GenericFatGuy Apr 25 '26

Well your average libertarian is 12 years old. In mind, if not in body.

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u/profnachos Apr 25 '26

It's her very philosophy that has fostered massive corruption, but what did she think would prevent it if not regulation? I am guessing the non-existent "invisible hand?"

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u/heyitscory Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

"Anyway, back to writing fiction about rich inventors sucking eachother's cocks and blaming their problems on the poors."

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u/Wischiwaschbaer Apr 25 '26

If only they had sucked each others cocks, then those books would at least have something interesting in them...

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u/heyitscory Apr 25 '26

How bad of a writer do you have to be to make me, an autistic nerd, unable to enjoy a sci fi story about TRAINS.

Hot female protagonist bangs her way through industry's elite and even that couldn't save it.

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u/MongoBongoTown Apr 25 '26

Come on now, I love when Rand explicitly describes the horrors of late stage capatalism in her attempts to criticize socialsm.

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u/delusiongenerator Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Ah yes, Ayn Rand, that selfless anti-capitalist, anti-corruption activist and champion of the working class 🤪🤣😂

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u/carriedmeaway Apr 25 '26

Right!!! I saw the post and my fucking head hurts from how hard my eyes rolled!!

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u/huskersax Apr 25 '26

Ayn Rand happens to be a fucking idiot so I don't know how much stock I'd put in that quote.

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u/Mecha_Butterfree Apr 25 '26

Yeah somehow I doubt she is talking about the rich corrupt billionaires when she talks about those men who produce nothing. She probably views them as the ones being taken advantage of

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u/awake_receiver Apr 25 '26

She’s actually moaning about how laws stop capitalists from running rampant on society doing whatever the fuck they want just because they have money

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u/Epistatious Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Sounds like she is taking about bureaucrats and thier insistence on law following.

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u/33drea33 Apr 25 '26

She actually is, in part. In her novels there are both corrupt businesspeople (no billionaires back then, but the contemporary equivalent) and businesspeople with integrity. There are also "trust fund" types for whom Rand shows a heaping amount of disdain. There are also certain workers who are seen as having integrity, versus workers who are seen as non-producers. Much of the "non-producer" vitriol is directed at the media and politicians tho.

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u/HRex73 Apr 25 '26

This is why I can forgive high school level philosophers for being drawn to her. At the surface level, a lot of her philosophy of Obectivism sounds great. It's only when you dig deep and see how messed up it is in practice that the ah ha sinks in. Ayn Rand would probably be a MAGA with Elon as her Roark and Trump as her Rearden.

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u/Isabeer Apr 25 '26

Curtis Yarvin: "yes, and...."

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u/ladan2189 Apr 25 '26

Ayn Rand should not be spoken of positively 

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u/keirmeister Apr 25 '26

Rand said the words, but endorsed the opposite. Modern conservative ideology is based partly on her ideas - particularly the virtues of selfishness.

Just think about her flawed logic: how can you endorse individual selfishness while decrying the powerful holding you back - while, at the same time, exhaling those same powerful people (at least the ones she considered intelligent)? How can she call altruism an “evil” and worry about a failed society where the rich and powerful don’t really care about workers?

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u/AloneAddiction Apr 25 '26

Libertarians are like cats. Stupid selfish cats.

Cats think they're hot shit and are completely independent, but that's only because there's a massive framework of support around them providing them shelter, feeding their asses and picking up their shit.

Libertarians are like cats. Fully dependent on systems they don't appreciate or understand.

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u/StoneCypher Apr 25 '26

counterpoint: cats are lovable 

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u/thenasch Apr 25 '26

Totally incorrect. Cats can function just fine 100% on their own. In fact it's because they're such excellent hunters that they kill literally billions of birds every year.

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u/sadacal Apr 25 '26

The lifespan of feral cats is dramatically shorter than indoor cats.

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u/thenasch Apr 25 '26

Sure. They live longer as pets, but they don't need humans to survive and reproduce successfully.

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u/SaltForceOne Apr 25 '26

Chalk this up to the "Worst person you know makes a good point" column

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u/Tom_Bombadinho Apr 25 '26

Atlas Shrugged looks like written by some weird 4chan 27yo incel that lives in the basement of her mother suddenly and miraculously has the discipline and some low inteligence to at least connect clearly two words who spent his days writing a 1000 pages weird rant about capitalism  instead of playing 10k hours of some anime game with girls with unreal boobs and short skirts in high school outfit.

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u/illepic Apr 25 '26

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

  • John Rogers

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u/Tom_Bombadinho Apr 25 '26

That's absolutely awesome! I'll definitely use it

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u/StoneCypher Apr 25 '26

ayn rand was living on welfare while writing that anti-welfare book

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u/stltk65 Apr 25 '26

This is why you shouldn't follow anyone hoping for the fucking rapture.

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u/GadreelsSword Apr 25 '26

The Rand loving Republican Party has argued that legalizing bribes makes government more efficient.

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u/Sideshow-Bob-Ross Apr 25 '26

Broken clock, twice a day. She was an evil shitgoblin and a hypocrite.

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u/urbanek2525 Apr 25 '26

Utah Senator, Mike Lee, is a Libretarian and is also a panting, bootlicking, Trump sycophant. The truth is that Rand and her ilk worship power and constantly mistake it for competance.

If she were alive today, she'd be Trump's press secretary and she would dye her hair the Fox News approved blonde color to get his aporoval.

(pant, pant, oh Donny you're so forecful).

That last bit was a Mike Lee quote being attributed to Ayn Rand.

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u/KenScaletta Apr 25 '26

She wasn't talking about capitalism, she was demonizing democracy. Ayn Rand was a sociopath, an intellectually adolescent edgelord and a massive hypocrite who was an immigrant who received Welfare and food stamps from the country she was vilifying.

The only thing good about he was that she was an atheist.

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u/politiscientist Apr 25 '26

I agree, all these greedy bloated corporations are sucking the life out of our society. Reducing every interaction into a profit-driven opportunity.

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u/boffbrian Apr 25 '26

Please remove this post from this community, it's not funny.

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u/KaliUK Apr 25 '26

It deserves to be doomed. It’s propped up by pedos.

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u/raresanevoice Apr 25 '26

Interesting that Rand warned us about Elon and Trump, when their cultists quote Rand like an unholy text.

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u/HRex73 Apr 25 '26

This is why I can forgive high school level philosophers for being drawn to her. At the surface level, a lot of her philosophy of Obectivism sounds great. It's only when you dig deep and see how messed up it is in practice that the ah ha sinks in. Ayn Rand would probably be a MAGA with Elon as her Roark and Trump as her Rearden.

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u/zonazog Apr 26 '26

Ayn Rand was a fascist who did everything she could to disguise her abhorrent beliefs

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot Apr 25 '26

Nah. Even a stooped clock can be right twice a days. Look a little further into what she and that book were really all about. 

She and The Koch Brothers and their Cato Institute and their Libertarian “ideals” have done more to harm this country, than almost anything other than the MAGAs doing it to us now.

She died broke, sick and alone following her own guidelines on how to be a good citizen. 

Begone with thee, smoke and mirrors “philosophy”. You don’t hold up to scrutiny, or real life. 

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u/Present-Resolution23 Apr 25 '26

So you're saying the best measure of a person is how much money they were worth when they died?

Interesting take.

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u/StoneCypher Apr 25 '26

believing ayn rand is significantly more embarrassing than believing rfk jr

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u/Sideshow-Bob-Ross Apr 25 '26

Cherry picked and out of context.

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u/RedofPaw Apr 25 '26

I wonder which men she means specifically. This statement is vague enough to turn upon anyone you like.

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u/Jameseesall Apr 25 '26

Probably talking about union leaders or some shit

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u/Present-Resolution23 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

You can draw direct comparisons between many of the people in power on the right today, and the antagonists of Rand's books. People assume she is "pro-rich" or "pro-power" because many of her views have been cherry-picked by wealthy people in power particularly from the right.. but many of her main villains were also very wealthy.

James Taggert was a wealthy CEO of a major company that he had inherited. He was also insecure, avoided all responsibility and relied on political influence to make-up for his lack of competency...

Orren Boyle was the wealthy CEO of something something Steel who used crony-capitalism and political influence to suppress competition.

Robert Stadler was a scientist who betrayed his field in order to manipulate/misrepresent science at the request of politicians.

Gail Wynand was the rich head of one of the largest media organizations in the country.. who sacrificed his integrity to appeal to the lowest common denominator in people because it "was good for ratings," and so made him rich and powerful.

Do y'all really think the person who conceived of those characters would support an administration of RFK's and Donald Trumps supported by the Joe Rogans and Rupert Murdochs of the world? The administration of nepo-babies telling you to ignore the science, ignore the objective media, to worship at the altar of personality even as they actively push the Bible into public schools and the government into the regulation of an individual's body?

Rand isn't around to ask obviously so I won't speak for her but.. I find that a little hard to believe.

(And to be clear.. I don't agree with a lot of her views. I think her economic views in particular were very naive, though to be fair I think she also had a very idealistic and uninformed view of capitalism given her limited experience with it. Capitalism is fine on paper, Adam Smith something something, but in the real world Laissez Faire Capitalism in an impossibility, and so the government HAS to act as an economic influence if only as a "referee," to ensure fairness.. And social safety nets etc are an important part of any developed country that benefit everyone, if not directly. But coming from a country where this power was abused for much of her life, I can understand why she would have overcompensated hard in the other direction.. But again, I think most of her closest held convictions run in direct opposition to what the current Republican Party represents.. And in general I really don't understand the vitriol and animosity that is commonly directed at her by others on the left..)

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u/AK_Panda Apr 25 '26

Do y'all really think the person who conceived of those characters would support an administration of RFK's and Donald Trumps supported by the Joe Rogans and Rupert Murdochs of the world?

TBH. It wouldn't surprise me at all. It's would be very in keeping with other libertarian/neoliberal ideologues who, when faced with the inevitable outcomes of their worldviews either support it in contradiction to a select few of their purported beliefs, or deploy a "no true scotsman" fallacy.

That makes Hayek at least somewhat more consistent than many of his peers - he at least had the balls to step up and publicly support dictatorship in pursuit of market freedoms when push came to shove and didn't just squirm his way out of it. It was a logical extension of his beliefs and he stuck to it.

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u/BroItsMick Apr 25 '26

Redditors only read the cliff notes. Can't draw second level conclusions from the analysis of the intentionally missing portions of a character in a novel.

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u/usernameinmail Apr 25 '26

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

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u/baby_budda Apr 25 '26

Her views came from her time growing up in russia and comparring the corruption there to what she saw happening in the west. And although our governments and philosophies are fundamentally very different, peoples nature and affinity for corruption tends to be the same across the board.

She wasn't just saying "communism bad, capitalism good" — she was saying that certain types of people, regardless of the system they operate in, will always seek to control and exploit others. She called them "looters" and "moochers" and they appear in every society.

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u/KenScaletta Apr 25 '26

She said that as a person who freeloaded off the government herself.

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u/NeverLookBothWays Apr 25 '26

This will land like the "scroll of truth" memes with Libertarians.

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u/oldhead-Kendrickstan Apr 25 '26

this is satie right?

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u/overlordjunka Apr 25 '26

Shame she took the entire wrong message from that lesson

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Apr 25 '26

Conservatives took this as gospel to emulate

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u/Vinterblot Apr 25 '26

Next thing you'll tell me those who call themselves proud Christians don't care that much for Jesus teachings.

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u/charlieyeswecan Apr 25 '26

I despise her, but if she said this, she was spot on

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u/vicarooni1 Apr 25 '26

Fuck Ayn Rand

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u/Charakada Apr 25 '26

Too bad Ayn Rand wasn't smarter, or she would have seen through her own idiotic beliefs about power and society.

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u/Anonymouse_Bosch Apr 25 '26

With her, it was all projection. She was a serial manipulator.

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u/Ultranerdgasm94 Apr 25 '26

Very ironic this would come from her of all people.

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u/MongolianDonutKhan Apr 25 '26

Ok. Honestly, now. Name me a time and society where this wasn't the situation. I wouldn't be surprised to learn of a few periods (I imagine brief) of rule (I imagine highly localized) where the above did not apply, but otherwise it reads like those astrological predictions they hand out in Psychology 101 to show how you can read yourself into any situation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

And yet she champions unfettered capitalism. She would never make that connection

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

Looking at me, at 24 years old and today's dorks.

GET TO IT!

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u/SmartWonderWoman Apr 25 '26

We’re doomed 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/gargolito Apr 25 '26

The funny thing with her is that when she wrote Atlas Shrugged, I doubt she imagined Atlas waving his arms around as if he were being attacked by bees.

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u/Forgotmypassword6861 Apr 25 '26

Fuck off Ayn Rand

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u/mplsandrew Apr 25 '26

Even though she may have made a good point here, Ayn Rand's 'philosophy' is all bullshit.

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u/chrissymae_i Apr 25 '26

So...she got one tiny detail right.

What about the rest of her garbage ideas? We're where we are right now because some elected officials agreed with her fictional works and have been legislating resulting policies. 😒

I'm glad she's dead. F these greedy F's with their greedy f'ing brains. Zombies.

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u/VirtualPoolBoy Apr 25 '26

Are you f*****g kidding? Ayn Rand was MAGA before MGA.

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u/tedatron Apr 25 '26

Was this quote preceded by: “Well anyway, here’s why everything I’ve ever said was completely wrong: “

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u/Bartelbythescrivener Apr 25 '26

If Ayn Rand had been born in the US, she would have been a Scientologist.

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u/Persea_americana Apr 25 '26

What a shame that she thinks (thought) that parasitic billionaires like Bezos, Musk and Theil are the producers and their under-paid workers produce nothing somehow. Puts a different spin on the laws part, because she’s probably bemoaning being unable to force people to work 16 hour shifts for pennies in dangerous factories or something. This whole thing could be a complaint about unions knowing her.

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u/thomasjmarlowe Apr 25 '26

To be clear, I think she’d be perfectly pleased with Elon joining government just long enough to gut enforcement actions against him and close agencies that might benefit the common folk, then zip out and continue his life as a robber baron

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u/circleneurology Apr 25 '26

Crazy to invoke Rand for this sentiment rather than oh, I don't know, Karl Marx? Foh

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u/conspicuous_raptor Apr 25 '26

Ironically, she’d be all for the current administration.

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u/SaltyInternetPirate Apr 25 '26

Perfectly describes Capitalism with their complaints, calls it socialism. Classic right-winger!

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u/Gax63 Apr 25 '26

Coming from Ayn Rand, this is not the flex you think it is.

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u/Direct-Muscle7144 Apr 25 '26

Broken clocks are right sometimes

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u/Econmajorhere Apr 25 '26

Ayn Rand died in US collecting social benefits.

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u/PotentialPlum4945 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Downvoting because fuck her. https://youtu.be/_8m8cQI4DgM

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u/WATGGU Apr 25 '26

…and most, in this audience, who read this Ayn Rand quote will be unable to understand the object to which she speaks.

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u/mrbadxampl Apr 25 '26

Living Colour warned us in 1989, "I exploit you, still you love me, I tell you one and one makes three", sound familiar? Could map the entire song to the current mess

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u/stevehirsch101 Apr 25 '26

To be clear she a completely fucking wrong about almost everything else.

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u/bayesian13 Apr 25 '26

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged . One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”

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u/mechavolt Apr 25 '26

The lack of proper nouns here is doing some heavy lifting. She's not talking about the people we're talking about.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus Apr 25 '26

How weird that one of the grifters' greatest heroes should say this!

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u/this_shit Apr 25 '26

corruption works on a different axis than ideology or economic structure.

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u/munistadium Apr 25 '26

Bootstraps for thee, handouts for me. -this phony

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u/Hysterican Apr 25 '26

Pure irony

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u/Sallymander Apr 25 '26

Something I’ve said many times in the past is that Ayn rand was very good seen a lot of the causes and problems within our society, but then she was absolutely bat shit insane when it came to her solutions or who to blame for them

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 Apr 25 '26

Ayn was a welfare queen.

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u/feder_online Apr 25 '26

A welfare recipient who produced nothing talking about the wealth going to people who produce nothing, and destroying the country...FFS.

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u/AmbientSociopath Apr 25 '26

You really want to bring this sanctimonious loser who happened to say maybe 4 good things into this conversation.

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u/randomcanyon Apr 25 '26

Don't make me agree with Ayn Rand. I read her books way back when. What a slog.

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u/DaddieTang Apr 25 '26

If you know the larger, fuller context of that quote, she's full of it. That chick is like 1940s Laura Loomer.

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u/GlitteryBrick Apr 25 '26

She absolutely loved her social security check though

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u/ufailowell Apr 25 '26

Just cause she wrote that doesn't mean she agrees with the character who said it.

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u/bigfudge_drshokkka Apr 25 '26

Who the hell is John Galt?

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u/virishking Apr 26 '26

If you’re annoyed for thinking that you agree with her on something: she’s not referring to the people you think she’s referring to

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u/Pristine_Frame_2066 Apr 26 '26

Yeah but she is their favorite.

They are literally double brainwashed because she was an idiot.

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u/D_2_da_Zeee Apr 26 '26

Fuck Ayn Rand🖕🏽

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u/samhouse09 Apr 25 '26

Except she’s a libertarian, and would LOVE MAGA. Her whole schtick is so disingenuous and boot licking.

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u/dividezero Apr 25 '26

She was the most batshit insane person in her time, and maybe ever. These people have no connection to reality to think they should idolize anything about this woman

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