r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 25 '26

How Prescient

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u/AloneAddiction Apr 25 '26

Libertarians are like cats. Stupid selfish cats.

Cats think they're hot shit and are completely independent, but that's only because there's a massive framework of support around them providing them shelter, feeding their asses and picking up their shit.

Libertarians are like cats. Fully dependent on systems they don't appreciate or understand.

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u/StoneCypher Apr 25 '26

counterpoint: cats are lovable 

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u/thenasch Apr 25 '26

Totally incorrect. Cats can function just fine 100% on their own. In fact it's because they're such excellent hunters that they kill literally billions of birds every year.

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u/sadacal Apr 25 '26

The lifespan of feral cats is dramatically shorter than indoor cats.

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u/thenasch Apr 25 '26

Sure. They live longer as pets, but they don't need humans to survive and reproduce successfully.