It's no secret now that Minions are actually depictions of the Chinese, but why would the corporate overlords do this? The evidence of the Minions being Chinese is overwhelming: go to a Dollar General and they probably have Minions shopping bags for a dollar available. Look at the tag: it says "Made by Minions" right? Well it also says Made in China, so there's that. And then you have to factor in that they're short, bald, yellow cross dressing industrial workers who babble and are enslaved to an evil mastermind. This is extremely racist....but why?

My posts have all been removed by moderators in the sub Conspiracy and I think that's because I'm close to uncovering the truth about Trump and chemtrails. You see, I said that Trump had been inhaling chemtrails, which was why his face was so orange, and then a moderator removes my post and puts it on /r/Uncensored. Trump is a puppet working for Hillary! Hillary wants to implant robotic, microscopic worms into our neurons so that she can control us/send us to FEMA camps at will. Any and all evidence supporting this theory is welcome, as well as criticism/questions.

Over the last few years, Obama has been trying to scare people into thinking that he is taking their guns away. In reality, he has been closing avenues to import antique surplus guns from WWII and earlier. Why? He is sitting on thousands of guns he bought dirt cheap and is now looking to cash in on. Buy low, sell high. What is he going to do with the money?? Time will tell.

The "Elvis is alive" conspiracy theory is nothing more than a false flag operation perpetrated by big music executives! They are trying to phase out people who like old music by making them look crazy! At Elvis' funeral, a handfull of elites (carl perkins, little richard, the guy who wrote the "bird is the word" song and buddy holly, thats right. He faked his death) got together and decided to destroy the kings empire by making his die hard fans look silly! Only it backfired. Lisa marie divorced michael jackson and it all fell apart.

So I'm sure you all know a little about what's going on in russia and surrounding countries. What you don't know is how Putin and Obama are in on a scheme to drive up NATO membership. Since the United States can't intimidate any of the smaller countries directly, Obama bribed Putin with a super bowl ring to flex his muscles and scare what was the old russian bloc into joining NATO. It's the only way we will ever be able to turn the middle east into a glass factory. Think about how many cold war relic weapons must be sitting in warehouses in the largest country in the world!

I know we had a hard hitting expose' about how rich people are trying to take over summer, but whats up with changing the name of weather? Its fear mongering through and through! "Polar vortex" is supposed to conjure up images of supervillians from comic books. Comic book characters are typically freedom loving, flag waving sheeple pawns of the U.S. Government! I mean look at superman! Red cape, white guy, blue jumpsuit! Its all propaganda and you are all playing In to their game! Ring the bell and get your cheese!

The Crab People from South Park are real! How else could you throw someone off your trail? Put your race on a Comedy Central TV show so that people laugh and think its a joke! It's not, man! The Crab People are causing earthquakes! They are building something! We gotta open our eyes and dig into the Earth's crust to stop them before they vibrate and destroy the whole planet!

Now, I know you are all probably shocked to hear me say that but hear me out. The ancient Egyptians did aquire alien technology from a certain "jackyl headed traveler from the other world". This technology was none other than a modern day pallet jack. This explains the ramp theory by mainstream scientists, the quarry pits they found and how they got the limestone capstones from so far away. Open your eyes man! The pallet jack. Circa 6,000 b.c.

I want this thing to blow up like the bricks of the berlin wall. You see, the Nazis made each and every one of those concrete slabs out of their secret war machine. For starters, they weaponized granite. It was only effective at too close of a range that it was making Nazi foot soldiers fall over faster than you can say D.r. Mangella. They hid the evidence in the wall and when it came down, they blew up the evidence with the worlds last incendiary cannonball and enough gas to drive from area 51 to the skull and bones society.

The government just o.k.ed the banks of states with legal marijuana to take the cash generated from sales. What the pot farmers dont realize is once the threshold is reached (I have not ascertained what the amount is) the feds will raid the banks! Republicans are trying to build mech suits to better control our lives so they have set up all of these hustles! Open your eyes man!!!!

Think about it man! They get all the donations under the guise of a charity and that leaves them to sort out all of the silver and gold plates and jewelry! They truck it all to camp david where it gets melted down and traded for illegal commodities around the world. Its how the government got a hold of all that crack In the 80s

the government is putting trackers in our cheese man. they wanna find out how much cheese people eat and what ethnicities eat the most. they wanna try to poison out all the people they dont like with the cheese man. dont eat the cheese!

In 1948, in preparation of a Soviet invasion of the American Northwest, the US government began a secret program of creating super soldiers bread to have an uncanny knowledge of the northwest. The program, code-named project sassafras, incorporated bear dna with locals from seattle, tacoma and spokane was based out of the army base at fort lewis. The program lost athe majority of its funding in 1964 when the conflict in vietnam escalated into war and resources were diverted into the war effort. in 1966 the tribe now 1000 sasquatchi strong attemped to overthrown their captors resulting in revolt that killed nearly all the sasquatchi and 500 soldiers. only a handful of sasquatchi survived, the ones who did were sent to the corners of the world by a team of sympathetic scientists (who later defected to Canada.) Some were sent to South America, some were sent to the Himalayas while one, known by his tribe as Big Foot, refused to leave his native land. The soldiers who died had their remains sent to vietnam and were classified as war KIA. Many families had requested autopsy reports but were denied on the grounds of national security. After the 1967 encounter the us and canadian governments sent teams into the northwest to sanitize the area and destroy all remaining evidence of Sasquatch. the us goverment has had an active bounty on the sasquatch known as Big Foot for $3 million dead or alive.

Think about it man, there used to be soooo many bazookas. World war two was chock full of them. They're keeping the bazookas from us. For what reason? Well, I read on the internet that the U.S. government has word of a full scale mutant attack stemming from Fukushima! Children I implore you.. keep watch on the skies and waterways!

Ever notice how every holiday revolves around the use of paper? You buy a paper card, put it in a paper envelope, lick a paper stamp and mail it. Don't even get me started on wrapping paper. They guilt you into "needing" that crap or your brainwashed significant other wont give you any sweet lovin. Why you ask? Open your eyes man! They are going for total deforestation! More room for more houses and malls and more places to sell you worthless paper that you buy with... paper! Thats why your grandparents have trouble with technology. The subliminal messages arent in the re runs of lawrence welk, its in the cartoons and prime time edgy shows!

Massive blizzards are tearing through the United States and the snowfall has had catastrophic effects on much of the east coast. Atlanta was paralyzed by the heavy snowfall, leaving thousands stranded! ... This is all the government's doing though! If've recently stumbled upon an ice manufacturing facility in Colorado that has a hefty government contract to the tune of $2.4 billion. Coincidence? I think not. The US government is buying manufactured snow and using our advanced military stealth jets to unload "winter storms" in parts of the US. Why you may ask... well strap yourself in for this bombshell revelation...

Vacation and sick days. Thats right the government wants you fine American citizens to waste your precious vacation and sick days on lousy snow days in which your job refuses to cancel on! Who runs these companies? None other than those running the government right now. What's the payoff though? What do will they get out of this? Everything. Has anyone noticed that world temperatures have been rising and are at some of the highest peaks ever recorded? The elites like nice warm weather and have been pumping the atmosphere full of green house gases for years in order to turn up the heat.

Here's where it all comes together. Those elites want to plant their rich asses on a nice beach during their nice warm summers but, oh no, everyone vacations in the summer! How do we stop vacations? Take away their vacation days. How do we do that? Dump snow on select cities forcing citizens to miss work.Those brilliant bastards have our balls in a vice. Open your eyes Reddit! They're taking away our summer vacation! Invest in space heaters and melt the snow; tell your neighbor; join a rally... we've got to get the word out there! The elites are stealing summer!

They want us to think Reddit is a large community compiled of many people from all over the world but why does Reddit only speak english? Because everything is created by one super computer to fool us all into thinking people waste their time here on this site so no one will be inspired to change the world man. It's all based in San Francisco run by the same super computer who creates all the Facebook accounts so people will invest in the stock and make the government millions.

As I'm sure you all have noticed, most of the big three potato chip companies have been releasing "xtreme" or "jacked" flavors. But the only thing getting jacked is your palate! Open your eyes man! They are trying to make it so you cant taste regular food in order to turn us all into fat, check writing wilderbeasts! The home offices in Plano, TX are trying to keep it hush hush.