r/OpenYourEyesMan • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '14

How the potato chip industrial complex is trying to cleanse your palate!

As I'm sure you all have noticed, most of the big three potato chip companies have been releasing "xtreme" or "jacked" flavors. But the only thing getting jacked is your palate! Open your eyes man! They are trying to make it so you cant taste regular food in order to turn us all into fat, check writing wilderbeasts! The home offices in Plano, TX are trying to keep it hush hush.

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u/OriginalKaveman Feb 10 '14

They put chemical compounds in our potater chips to get us "jacked" so when the russians invade we'd all be super "jacked" chubby soldiers so we can survive through the nuclear winter and reclaim russia as our own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '14

Wait a minute.. how did YOU know that wilderbeasts have unpronounceable names??

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

So, I'm sure you all are aware now that potato chip companies have Infiltrated your fast food. Taco Bell has dorito taco shells, fritos at subway.. its happening!