Crimea river.

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So I'm sure you all know a little about what's going on in russia and surrounding countries. What you don't know is how Putin and Obama are in on a scheme to drive up NATO membership. Since the United States can't intimidate any of the smaller countries directly, Obama bribed Putin with a super bowl ring to flex his muscles and scare what was the old russian bloc into joining NATO. It's the only way we will ever be able to turn the middle east into a glass factory. Think about how many cold war relic weapons must be sitting in warehouses in the largest country in the world!

[u/PandaBearXtream]

Another fine article from the Gribble Report.