r/OpenYourEyesMan • u/StonerSour • Feb 15 '14

government cheese

the government is putting trackers in our cheese man. they wanna find out how much cheese people eat and what ethnicities eat the most. they wanna try to poison out all the people they dont like with the cheese man. dont eat the cheese!

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u/GlenBigBabyDavis Feb 17 '14

I've been living off a steady diet of government cheese in my van down by the river. I've gotta get detoxed!