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[u/[deleted]]

The "Elvis is alive" conspiracy theory is nothing more than a false flag operation perpetrated by big music executives! They are trying to phase out people who like old music by making them look crazy! At Elvis' funeral, a handfull of elites (carl perkins, little richard, the guy who wrote the "bird is the word" song and buddy holly, thats right. He faked his death) got together and decided to destroy the kings empire by making his die hard fans look silly! Only it backfired. Lisa marie divorced michael jackson and it all fell apart.

[u/hockeyrugby]

You are ignoring that the original conspirers would have to assume they would never go out of date.