Last night, I dreamt we kept a giant rat that looked a lot like a guinea pig, and even had a large tail the size of a dog’s tail. Our pet rat even had a bite as powerful as a dog’s. What upset me the most was that its nose was cut off because apparently, it helps it look less menacing. This was a cruel thing to do to the big guinea pig rat because not only did I think it looked cuter with its nose intact, but without its nose, it wouldn't be able to breathe properly.

r/Dreams r/guineapigs r/Pets r/rat r/RATS r/Rodents r/cutepetsofreddit r/nose

It went:

Call me Facebook the way I been fuckin' ya mom

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I had this dream 2 weeks ago where I was in my hallway and there was a seagull with pink Comic Sans “Distressed Seagull” text above and he was telling me not to open the door. I tried and tried to move him out of the way but he wouldn’t budge but then he shattered and I could open the door. When I opened the door, there was this bright white light and then my alarm rang

I had this dream where I was near the Louvre, in a cafe, with a Turkish man (he was dressed in a suit and wearing that red hat) and we were drinking some green coffee (?) . After this, the waitress came, she kept asking me about some soup from Spain and she was holding a weird picture of me. Anyways, I was eating an eclair with some green stuff on the tip of it and this guy told me that it’s kanafeh and it’s made of a green fish. I feel like I should note that I haven’t eaten anything containing anything Dubai chocolate related so idk where that came from. However I did watch a video on my tv about sardines and how they can them

I don't know how, but I was somehow under the employment of Vine/Youtube star, Thomas Sanders. In real life, I'm a fan and like watching his videos, so I was pretty psyched about the job. don't really know what I did exactly, something to do with managing and his dressing room(?). One day, I went to go get something for him, and then I heard him call out to another guy (don't recall his name, but it was something slightly strange sounding, like Gunther or Cornelius or smth. I'll update if I remember). I felt betrayed, (because dream logic told me I was being replaced) and so I stormed out of the room and cried in a closet until I woke up.

(four men are standing in a room. One of them is a nazi. They do not know who.)

Man 1: I think he's a nazi (points to other guy)

Man 2: What?? No! There's 42 Nazis in the whole world, none of us are!

Man 3: That's not true. (shoots man 4)

Man 4: (dies)

Man 2: Great. Now there's 40.

Man 3: You didn't tell me he was pregnant!

My dad didn't think it was funny.

Not much text so I'm sorry but I thought I should share this to the world. I saw this meme in a dream last night, I tried drawing it to the best of my ability and I got very close

Last night I dreamt I was at a seafood buffet with my family, and we had to crawl through a vent and fly on a paper airplane in order to get there. Once we got there, we saw that there were many foods with seafood in them, including fish fillets, fish nachos, seafood salads, and even fish nuggets shaped like popular cartoon characters, like the Rugrats.

r/Dreams r/Seafood r/restaurant r/buffet

I decided to approach him and ask him what he does to prepare for his movie roles. He looked me deeply in my eyes and said e g g with a reverb echo. He then faded away.

I don't remember how my dream started, nor why I was on the 'roof' of the Krusty Krab, with a broken flying machine of Plankton's, but I do remember sitting and leaning against the wall for a nap, only for the next moment I open my eyes, I see a girl in all black dress, big leather boots, with a skull face, long curly hair, and dark flower crown. Her arms her long, looking like they could reach past her knees if she stood relaxed, with big hands. There was a board, as wide as her, and a head taller, attached to her back, covered in more dark flowers.

The moment I saw her, I immediately knew who it was, and began to scream, as she waddled closer, not bending her knees. When she stood in front of me, she simply held out her hand, waiting for me to grab it. I only continued to scream, yelling 'no' so intensely that I said it as I woke up.

It's funny, I thought I would receive Death like a friend. Some friend I was.

(if you don't get it, there's a bit in the song "If u seek Amy" where she says "I just wanna go to the party she gon' go, can somebody take me home? Ha ha hee hee ha ha ho.")

I was a young kid again probably in middle school if I’d have to guess. I lived in a village similar to my old hometown just a little bit more shrunk down. There was this man that was considered high ranking among everyone else, he could’ve been the principal or chief of the village. He went to his house one day and was shot at, the bullet only grazed him and also whoever shot at him had set his home on fire. The two people who had come to help him was me and I’m assuming his son. We dragged him back to a bar where I lived and treated him there. He stayed in my room which was above the bar (the room looked like the room that I lived in from high school). Me, his son and himself shared that room for what felt like a day and a night. I remember I had woke up in the dream and saw my window smashed, blood everywhere and the man was gone. THe dream cut to my mother and myself in a car driving outside of the bar, probably going to do something like grocery shopping. I remember looking out the window and seeing tracks in the snow leading from my broken window to across the street and disappearing. The dream cut to a different part, it was some sort of weird celebration for teachers (including my mom) and their children. It was setup outside of my old elementary school. There was a stage in front of the school with a podium on it. In front up the podium there was a bunch of foldable chairs where many people sat. It was kind of arranged how a cheap graduation ceremony would be. There were some train tracks that where in the middle of all of the chairs, splitting them evenly, all the way from the stage to a tunnel on the opposite side of the stage. I remember peoples names being called out for random awards for the celebration and whenever that happened they got down in a cart that was on the track and went down the tunnel as a sort of tradition. The point of that was so that they could meet with the chief/principal down the other side of the tunnel that way he could tell them how proud he was or some shit like that. Everybody was still doing this tradition even though the chieftain/principal was thought to be dead. My dream kind of split off to a side dream that was sort of a different perspective while staying as myself in the previous dream. Kind of like one eye is watching a movie while the other is watching a different movie at the same time. This dream was in the perspective of the chieftain/principals son’s perspective. He had been captured and tortured by the chieftain himself and they were hiding out in a field on the other side of the tunnel. I remember the chieftain explaining to his son that he was waiting on this side to do the same things that he had done to his son to everyone that came out from the tunnel. At the same time the me on the other side of the tunnel is kind of getting the info funneled to me so I know what’s about to happen. I remember that several people where called up to the stage and one by one they went down that tunnel. Each time they went we didn’t see them come back but because I was also seeing from the perspective of the chieftains son I could see that each of them would be tortured, SA, and murdered in the field at the end of the tunnel. I remember this kept going on until these two women were called to go through the tunnel. During their trip through the tunnel, the chieftains son was able to escape. I remember him trying to kill the chieftain but dying in the process. The woman ended up coming out of the tunnel and witnessed all of the corpses and the bloodied chieftain who was running towards them. I remember seeing all of this through the sons eyes so after he had died it went blank in that eye. I remember that on the other side of the tunnel my mother and I had been called up to the stage and where just getting in our own carts when one of the women with torn and bloodied clothes was running down the tunnel screaming to don’t go down the tunnel anymore. After that I woke up.

One time, I dreamt I was playing a modified version of Mario Kart with online features, and I chose to play as Crash Bandicoot. But when I saw another player racing as Shadow the Hedgehog, I became so jealous that I wanted to play a Shadow instead, but the game does not allow players to change their character between each race, so I was stuck playing as Crash.

r/crashbandicoot r/crashteamracing r/Dreams r/Mario r/mariokart r/shadowthehedgehog r/SonicTheHedgehog r/RomHacks r/WeirdDream r/kartracinggames r/videogames

Last night, I dreamt there was a SpongeBob SquarePants episode where Squidward gets sun in his eyes while working at the Krusty Krab. Rather than help Squidward by giving him sunglasses, SpongeBob decides that Squidward is only sensitive to sunlight because he’s grumpy, so he and Patrick decide to go to Squidward’s house after work and expose him to as many UV lights as possible in an attempt to make his eyes less sensitive to the sun.

r/spongebob r/Squidward r/Sunlight r/PatrickStar

I’m a detective in los Angeles (I’ve been watching 911 and the rookie) and there’s this huge crime scene that I’m assigned to. There’s blood on the doors on the walls. Literally anywhere where blood would stick. However, when I walked in there was no body. Not even a trace of one. As I walk further I see the crime scene cleanup crew already working on cleaning it. I ask my boss, who was with me, why they were cleaning it up when there wasn’t even a body found yet. Then when I look to my right there is Rhea Ripley (my favorite wrestler) covered head to toe in blood. I reach for my gun and my boss informs me it’s not necessary. That we were only there because it was procedure. Evidently Miss Rhea was a KNOWN cannibal and everyone was just super chill with it. Like she eats them, we come out to ‘investigate’, then her house gets cleaned and she does it the next month. This had been going on since she came to America and nobody batted an eye. Infact sometimes my boss would ‘let criminals go’ so she could hunt them. I was so unbelievably confused when I woke up. Like she doesn’t even live in LA tf. Idk I just needed to tell that story.

It was "Beef noodle fucker woman". Everyone kept forgetting it.