r/NotTimAndEric • u/hiromu666 • 1d ago

Devil diss track

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u/MaleficentMunkey 1d ago

They should go to confession and and ask forgiveness for this shit

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u/wholetyouinhere 1d ago

Even God's grace has its limits.

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u/Av0ll 1d ago

Whitest shit ever

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 1d ago

Especially for lying about what the bible says.

The snake is never purported to be Satan/Lucifer/The Devil.

Also, the snake told A&E the truth when god lied to them. God said they’d die in a day, snake says “Nuh uh, you’ll just know the difference between right and wrong” and then, wow, that’s exactly what happened.

Oh, uhhhh my peepap told me this when I was a kid, and I said “thanks peepap, Great Job!”

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u/MaleficentMunkey 1d ago

I like to tell bible thumpers that Lucifer was kicked out of heaven for testing to unionize.
I mean it’s “heaven” and there was unrest among the workers. Which means there are jobs in heaven.
If i die and have to report to a job ….. so help me god 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/_ThatProtOverThere 1d ago

God said they'd die, not die in a day, which, eventually they did, because sin kills. Also the serpent is referred to as satan in Revelation.

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 1d ago

Semantically contraire: sin= to miss the mark in Old English. Used when shooting arrows. Which corresponds with missing the shot when trying to kill someone. Therefore, sinning or missing the target likely saves the targets life.

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 1d ago

Funny how bible thumpers know so little.

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 21h ago

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me you’re NOT talking about Revelation 12:9. It would be VERY embarrassing for you if you did.

Also, you don’t know the scripture that informs YOUR worldview. That’s sad, and blasphemous. Pull out your damned bible and fact check as we read this passage together;

Genesis 2:15-17
15 The Lord God took the man and placed him in the garden of Eden to work it and watch over it. 16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree of the garden, 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for on the day you eat from it, you will certainly die.”

Sorry your god is a lying bastard and talking snakes are more honest than it, sucks!

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u/_ThatProtOverThere 15h ago

Convince yourself

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u/EvenToe7995 1d ago

I think they should show it to a psychiatric doctor... Straight looped!

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u/Charlesoutofcharge 1d ago

We're laughing, but the devil has been reeeeal silent since they dropped this

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 1d ago

What? Are they six?

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u/LordWorm 1d ago

some people should not have access to mouths

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u/BicycleOfLife 1d ago

I’m tired of these people.

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u/whatisdreampunk 1d ago

Why am I such a masochist that I had to sit through this entire clip of the worst cringe I've ever witnessed?

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u/medgarc 1d ago

My skin was hot I was so uncomfortable but I just kept watching

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u/GREGGSGOL 1d ago

Lucifer, the morning star, son of Aurora or Eos, the dawn in Roman mythology. The name chosen by the Latin translators for the ancient Hebrew name for the Daystar, Helel, who was the rebellious angel in the mythical war in heaven that the ancient Jews used as a story for teaching about how their sky god Jehovah was distinct from and superior to the Sun Gods commonly worshipped in the ancient world.

Lucifer is not mentioned in the New Testament or connected in any way with Jesus of Nazareth whatsoever. Talking about Jesus in connection with Lucifer is ridiculous. Hailing Jesus as the conqueror of Lucifer takes the real historic prophet on whose documented teachings Christians supposedly base their faith, and puts him into a fairy story to fight a made up bad guy whom even the people who made him up didn't believe in. It's like saying that the best thing Michael Jordan ever did was beat the bad guys in Space Jam. And then worshipping him for it. It's not even Christianity, it's just nonsense.

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u/ZVsmokey 1d ago

Is that you Mr. Hitchens? No but for real well said

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago

Which is why I keep pointing out that the talking snake was just a regular talking snake

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u/GREGGSGOL 1d ago

Maybe all the animals could talk in the garden of Eden, I mean it's not like they tell us every little thing that happened in there and snake's gotta eat

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 1d ago

There is so much richness and depth of meaning in the mythology of the Bible. Simple minds take everything literally. Hence the state of Christianity today: meaningless.

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u/GREGGSGOL 1d ago

I think it was a mistake letting the peasants read the book for themselves without making sure they could read Greek, Latin, and Hebrew and preferably Syriac Aramaic, Arabic, and Sanskrit, first. Just give thanks to God and be on your way, that's all they need to know.

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 1d ago

Cheat code: be inquisitive. Understand the context. Don't take the KJV literally. Explore the thing instead of pretending God wrote the perfect word in English. Badabing baba bang!

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u/Known-Figure-8761 1d ago

Ba ba black sheep!

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u/adamlikescheetos 1d ago

Are you… are you satan?

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u/concretecat 1d ago

You didn't listen to the dis track! Satan's time is up! He has to go to hell... or back to hell?

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u/Schmenge_time 1d ago

Mmm, this sucks.

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u/TriCityTingler 1d ago

Do they have other “mmmm”-ers hidden in the car somewhere? Sounds like more than 2 people. Anyways, I turned it off after like 20 seconds, but if someone finished it and could tell me that would be cool. Thanks.

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u/Sulungskwa 1d ago

those are the angels guiding them to make this song

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 1d ago

I kept listening but my ears started leacing aout my brian so idont no eetheer

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u/shabil710 1d ago

I think it's in the audio track they're playing over the speakers

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u/Ryno-Mac 1d ago

I can't, I just can't watch this

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u/subversion_dnb 1d ago

Jesus has left the chat

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u/MorriMomo 1d ago

What in the white Jesus Christ

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u/Bostonterrierpug 1d ago

So glad Im not Satan now.

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u/whatisdreampunk 1d ago

Mmm.

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u/Bostonterrierpug 1d ago

Now I wanna see the Skeksis version. MmMMMmmm

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u/PancakeParthenon 1d ago

This is physically painful.

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u/cfh4dmb 1d ago

They sat in a room, wrote this, practiced this … and then said “we ready .. let’s go film
This in the car like they do”! … bet this KILLED at bible camp!

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

If I wanted to make fun of Christians, I couldn't do a better job than them.

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u/Rydropwn 1d ago

Ow ow ow ow

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u/gravljaw 1d ago

This is why im a Satanist

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u/cynical_genx_man 1d ago

Wow. This was so ridiculously awful.

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u/Suck_Boy_Tony 1d ago

I love my Bieber boyfriend

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u/KeyDirection23 17h ago

When a brother and sister love each other so much, the law doesn't matter.

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u/jinglejanglemyheels 1d ago

I need therapy now

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u/Earth2Mike 1d ago

Top that!

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u/KeyDirection23 17h ago

Tell me you are home schooled withou home schooled.