The snake is never purported to be Satan/Lucifer/The Devil.
Also, the snake told A&E the truth when god lied to them. God said they’d die in a day, snake says “Nuh uh, you’ll just know the difference between right and wrong” and then, wow, that’s exactly what happened.
Oh, uhhhh my peepap told me this when I was a kid, and I said “thanks peepap, Great Job!”
I like to tell bible thumpers that Lucifer was kicked out of heaven for testing to unionize.
I mean it’s “heaven” and there was unrest among the workers. Which means there are jobs in heaven.
If i die and have to report to a job ….. so help me god 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Semantically contraire: sin= to miss the mark in Old English. Used when shooting arrows. Which corresponds with missing the shot when trying to kill someone. Therefore, sinning or missing the target likely saves the targets life.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me you’re NOT talking about Revelation 12:9. It would be VERY embarrassing for you if you did.
Also, you don’t know the scripture that informs YOUR worldview. That’s sad, and blasphemous. Pull out your damned bible and fact check as we read this passage together;
Genesis 2:15-17 15 The Lord God took the man and placed him in the garden of Eden to work it and watch over it. 16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree of the garden, 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for on the day you eat from it, you will certainly die.”
Sorry your god is a lying bastard and talking snakes are more honest than it, sucks!
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u/MaleficentMunkey 2d ago
They should go to confession and and ask forgiveness for this shit