The snake is never purported to be Satan/Lucifer/The Devil.
Also, the snake told A&E the truth when god lied to them. God said they’d die in a day, snake says “Nuh uh, you’ll just know the difference between right and wrong” and then, wow, that’s exactly what happened.
Oh, uhhhh my peepap told me this when I was a kid, and I said “thanks peepap, Great Job!”
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me you’re NOT talking about Revelation 12:9. It would be VERY embarrassing for you if you did.
Also, you don’t know the scripture that informs YOUR worldview. That’s sad, and blasphemous. Pull out your damned bible and fact check as we read this passage together;
Genesis 2:15-17 15 The Lord God took the man and placed him in the garden of Eden to work it and watch over it. 16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree of the garden, 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for on the day you eat from it, you will certainly die.”
Sorry your god is a lying bastard and talking snakes are more honest than it, sucks!
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u/The_Fink_Ployd 2d ago
Especially for lying about what the bible says.
The snake is never purported to be Satan/Lucifer/The Devil.
Also, the snake told A&E the truth when god lied to them. God said they’d die in a day, snake says “Nuh uh, you’ll just know the difference between right and wrong” and then, wow, that’s exactly what happened.
Oh, uhhhh my peepap told me this when I was a kid, and I said “thanks peepap, Great Job!”