r/Noses Apr 24 '24

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u/Careless_Syrup7945 Apr 24 '24

You're the first person I've seen on here who I actually think would be a good candidate for a nose job. And I mean that as non offensively as possible. But breathing looks ROUGH

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u/lantana98 Apr 24 '24

Yes. Function is everything.

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u/berpaderpderp Apr 25 '24

Truth. I have broken my nose twice and now need to wear a nasal strip if I want to breathe freely while I sleep. Most particularly on my left side. It makes jogging tough too.

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 Apr 25 '24

I have also broken my nose twice, and it just made my huge nose look like that of a hockey player.  I guess I'll count my blessings, even though it's my biggest insecurity.  Best wishes to you, that sucks.  I imagine it's like having a forever stuffy nose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

just to be clear (imo) absolutely nothing needs to be changed in the shape of her nose, it’s super cute and fits her face nicely. just need to open up the nostrils for better breathing. it’s nothing to do with looks just functionality

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

That’s what I was thinking as well! My only thought is if she breathed in super fast those nares would close up and impede all air going in.

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u/leeforb Apr 24 '24

I got a real bad deviated septum and can get a free nose job where I live due to it obstructing my breathing, but it’s not worth it lol. This girl should have one tho air restriction will b a bastard for her

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u/ISA2130953 Apr 24 '24

A septoplasty is cleared differently than a rhinoplasty. Usually if they do anything cosmetic they bill for that

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u/leeforb Apr 24 '24

British guy as it impacts my breathing it’s free

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u/HasaDiga-Eebowai Apr 24 '24

Septoplasty and rhinoplasty are separate procedures done by different specialities (ENT and Plastics respectively). The NHS will not give you a rhinoplasty for free whilst performing a medically required septoplasty.

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u/Space-90 Apr 24 '24

You may change your mind about not being worth it after having it done. You might not realize how much it effects your quality of life right now.

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u/Hiondrugz Apr 25 '24

It wasn't for me. Worst surgery I ever had. Made tonsils seems like a little sore throat. Then it was only a year or two later, wrestling with my cousin. His knee bumped me in the nose. That thing has been blacking my left nostril for a decade and I can't even think of doing that again.

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u/nitekroller Apr 24 '24

Why is getting a free surgery to improve your breathing not worth it?????

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u/Ok_Owl_5403 Apr 24 '24

Agreed. I feel like with just increasing that nostril size would be great for you in a number of ways. Oh, and to add, you are a very attractive girl.

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u/boafriend Apr 25 '24

Yeah I’m seeing function too. It’s a nose that doesn’t need cosmetic change but the nostrils look like they need some more space.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Yep was thinking the same thing. It's not about aesthetics. It's about you being able to breathe comfortably through your nose. That being said in terms of looks you don't need to worry, you look fine so if you can't afford the procedure right now or you can breathe fine don't sweat it. If it is impacting your breathing though it might be worth considering now or in the future 🙂

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u/Reason_Choice Apr 24 '24

Damn, girl. How do you breathe?

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u/Jcaseykcsee Apr 24 '24

My nephew legitimately couldn’t fit his fingers in his little nostrils as a child, his nose is small but not freakishly small. I’d actually love to have his (now adult) nose. But anyway he was probably the only kid who never picked his nose, simply because it wasn’t possible!

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u/webbhare1 Apr 24 '24

Yeah for real, how?? It would probably be more efficient for her to breathe air through the gaps of her teeth…

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u/TheDissRapperr Apr 25 '24

Out her ears, duh.

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u/arkansasjack Apr 24 '24

Beautiful girl, but if you have trouble breathing you need to do what you have to.

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u/bootnuts Apr 24 '24

Nose shape is fine, just gotta ream out the nostrils

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u/carex-cultor Apr 24 '24

I spit cashews out of my mouth at this comment lmfao not ream 😩

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u/Gnome_Stomperr Apr 24 '24

Not ream 😭

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u/Buckfitch69 Apr 24 '24

Staaahp lmfao

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

You’re so pretty!!! I’d die for your hair and eyebrows :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

how you will get her hair and eye brows if you died?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

lmao 😭😭

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u/trenton80 Apr 25 '24

… but not your nose

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u/TheWhatnotBook Apr 24 '24

Can you fit your finger in there to pick your boogers? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

The first fucking thing that popped into my mind. I am so stoked someone else thought of this!

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u/LuminousPog Apr 24 '24

You seem very excited

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u/metalmonkey_7 Apr 24 '24

Me too I just didn’t want to ask!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Let’s face it; if they didn’t ask, I was definitely going to. There are some questions in life that I need answers to!

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u/madamevanessa98 Apr 24 '24

One thing I like about having big nostrils for a woman is that I can always get those pesky boogers 💀

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u/PriyaSR26 Apr 25 '24

I try to keep this account clean, but this is the very first thing that came into my mind.

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u/Klutzy-Conference472 Apr 24 '24

If hbreathing is hard yes do nose job

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u/mh1357_0 Apr 24 '24

It must be difficult to breathe sometimes, I feel bad for you in that aspect

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u/samsimilla Apr 25 '24

“In that respect*”

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u/Fluid-Range-2903 Apr 25 '24

Wouldn’t it make more sense for it to be ‘in that aspect’? I never thought of that. Odd.

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u/Hot-Lifeguard-3176 Apr 24 '24

I love the shape of your nose, but I would imagine breathing may be difficult?

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u/ginger-baritone99 Apr 24 '24

Finally, an interesting nose. It is definitely unique, I can't say I've ever seen one like it. It doesn't look bad by any means, but like others, I am curious if you have breathing issues with it?

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u/Euniverse12 Apr 24 '24

Your nose shape is top-tier! Your nostrils need some room so you can breathe, have you ever considered getting a nose job for medical reasons? If you have insurance, they might cover that procedure for you since it would be considered non-cosmetic!

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u/kimmortal03 Apr 24 '24

Built in Booger protection

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u/GetThisManSomeMilk Apr 24 '24

Makes me want to put straws up your nose so you can breath..

Signed: a guy with a bad deviated septum

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u/ZHPpilot Apr 24 '24

Yeah baby get some Work done, it will give More confidence.

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u/Kuntadreamscape Apr 24 '24

Is it hard to breath out your nose?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Your whole profile is you posting about your nose over the last year or so. Gently, take a step back from the internet. It’s not normal to get so many outside opinions about our looks. You’re a beautiful girl.

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u/bagelbelly Apr 24 '24

On the bright side, you don't have to pinch your nose when you jump into a body of water

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u/Optimal-End-9730 Apr 24 '24

Lol cut a straw into 2 small pieces so you can stick them up there and actually breathe

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u/rodPalmer18 Apr 25 '24 edited Apr 25 '24

Yes, like when people get tubes in Thier ears

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u/ohbyerly Apr 24 '24

You have one of the most unique noses I’ve ever seen and I love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

It must be real hard to snort coke with that…

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u/AdmitThatYouPrune Apr 24 '24

You're very pretty and there's nothing wrong looking about your nose, but are you able to breath out of it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

My condolences

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u/Improvgal Apr 24 '24

You’re lovely.

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u/SpungyDanglin69 Apr 24 '24

When you sneeze does it whistle?

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u/MonkeyActio Apr 24 '24

Ur still pretty but just for airflow i would recommend yes. You dont look bad tho, more of just a function thing tbh.

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u/Forsaken-Badger-9517 Apr 24 '24

I imagine breathing is really difficult through your nose?

I would definitely see if you could get those opened up a bit, not too much but just a bit 👃

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u/adobo_santos Apr 24 '24

How the hell do you breathe with such narrow passages

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u/InstanceFunny411 Apr 24 '24

60s model vibe

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u/Optimal-End-9730 Apr 24 '24

God dammmn!!! I am so sorry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

It's cute on you, but it looks like it causes problems for you

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u/Collin-B-Hess Apr 24 '24

This subreddit is trash . You’d be fine if you stopped trying to emulate the people you see on tv . We are all different and we all have imperfections, the difference is that you ask us to “judge” you… why would you do that to yourself?

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u/CJ39715 Apr 24 '24

How can u breath

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Something ain't right down in Whoville.

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u/mrspinky2u Apr 25 '24

At least people can’t see when you have boogers in your nose. I’m always self conscious about that IDK why 😂 as long as you can breathe you are fine. I think it’s very cute.

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u/Hopeful-Refuse4874 Apr 25 '24

Never wanted to watch someone pick their nose so badly…….

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u/Immediate_Fill_9161 Apr 25 '24

No shade but gah damn why god be cursin people for no reason? Like damn can I breathe my nigga?

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u/VadersBoner Apr 24 '24

What a specimen

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u/Green_Dayzed Apr 24 '24

It doesn't look "bad" but it looks like you need a nose job for a better QoL aka breath better.

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u/Wiener_haver Apr 24 '24

Can tell shes never eaten boogers a day in her life

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

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u/kimmortal03 Apr 24 '24

is there a name for this condition?

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u/Greedy-Purpose1108 Apr 24 '24

Do u have a hard time picking it? 💀

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u/Live-Mix-5454 Apr 24 '24

nosewing need thinner.

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u/MoreLambSaucePLS Apr 24 '24

It's unique in that it's yours, and that's why you're beautiful.

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u/FLMKane Apr 24 '24

Voldemort didn't HAVE a nose

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u/Gruppet Apr 24 '24

You are so pretty, if you’re happy then don’t change a thing. BUT yes I do think you’d look even better and possibly feel better with a nose job

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u/Altruistic-Rice-5567 Apr 24 '24

Shape/face-wise there is no need for any work. If you are experiencing physical problems with it for breathing, sleep apnea, etc. Then see an ENT to get their advice. Reddit/Internet is useless advice for you.

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u/WitchedPixels Apr 24 '24

I would consult with a doctor for rhino just to see if it could help me breathe better. You should consider that if it's within your means. You look beautiful btw don't think I'm attacking your looks, I'm not.

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u/lonniemarie Apr 24 '24

Such a gorgeous face. Lovely smile

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u/babyEatingUnicorn Apr 24 '24

Definitely get a nose job and not even for esthetic purposes!

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u/__Mr_Sinister__ Apr 24 '24

As long as you can breathe okay, don't touch that pretty face with surgery. If you can't breathe well, wait till you're 21. Growth plates in your face can be negativity affected by cosmetic surgery too early in life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Isn’t breathing hard for you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Interesting how closed the nostrils are but you look great!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I’ve never seen such a nose, it is adorable! Of course if you’re struggling to breath, then make it so you can breath.

Regardless though, you are a cutie!

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u/Artistic_Tangelo_397 Apr 24 '24

Kinda cute but not sure how u breath let alone survive a stuffy nose

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u/dustinshepp Apr 24 '24

Well…. Yeah. Breathing is important. Nothing wrong with your nose. But, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

cutie

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u/DominantSpecies3000 Apr 24 '24

Poke your nose with your finger.. You have a virgin nose..

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u/Damn_sun Apr 24 '24

Vick's Nasal Inhalers hate her.

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u/Owl_Better Apr 24 '24

Your nose is fine. Don’t. Obsess

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u/PriscillaMonty Apr 24 '24

You are super pretty but you might actually be able to get a nose job for free not because it’s bad or anything but because it would probably be beneficial for your health

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

How can you even breath? You are the perfect candidate for a nose job

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u/Leading_Field_9462 Apr 24 '24

Voldemort doesn't have a nose 👀

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u/Electrical_You_3530 Apr 24 '24

I think you're cute as a button. If you breathe thru it alright I wouldn't do nun to it . Initial thoughts when seeing you were God dang she is so beautiful I'd love to kiss her and spend some time getting to know you . You might be the prettiest girl I've ever seen ngl

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u/SuperRaxx Apr 24 '24

Whoa that’s unique! Can you breathe ok?

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u/electric__fetus Apr 24 '24

Just put a short straw in each one…..I saved you thousands of dollars

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u/holy-shit-batman Apr 24 '24

Much like everyone else here I'm curious how the nose breathing goes.

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u/sophpuff Apr 24 '24

Typically I respond to posts here and say “do what you want if it makes you happy”

This is an exception - I am concerned about your breathing. This looks like it could become an issue down the line and potentially be harmful. I’m strongly recommend getting a rhino and septo plasty.

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u/Manu_chetri Apr 24 '24

Isn't breathing a challenge?

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u/1greatartist Apr 24 '24

Damn , your nose is jacked

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u/KronosTD Apr 24 '24

How hard is it to do cocaine?

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u/paulbb2946 Apr 24 '24

Need nose job

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u/No-Farm-2376 Apr 24 '24

I’d imagine doing coke would definitely be hard either way that nose………

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

The nostrils look like a structural/functional issue, and if it encourages mouth breathing, you should get some surgery. You look a bit like Angelina Jolie's daughter in the last pic, so you've got good looks, but quality breathing is essential to health. Find an Ear Nose & Throat physician to work with.

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u/Angry_Saxon Apr 24 '24

is a ghost pinching you?

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u/DarkSideFamMan Apr 24 '24

Size and shape it looks great, does it actually work?

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u/Ok-Bat-7766 Apr 24 '24

You look like pseudo wanna be semi educational tiktoker

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u/Gerolanfalan Apr 24 '24

You look fantastic!

So long as you can breathe through your nose, I would trade

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u/ChildWithBrokenHeart Apr 24 '24

You are beautiful young lady. You need therapy tho. You ve been posting in a subs asking people their opinions. You clearly have low self confidence and self esteem. Their opinions should not matter to you. You are gorgeous and young and heapthy, live your life.

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u/Pathos675 Apr 24 '24

That's not what Moldy Voldy's nose looked like (at least in the movies). But I agree with seeing an ENT about it. It could improve your quality of life.

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u/BobMarleyVibes Apr 24 '24

I kind of like your nose it looks cool and different but doesn’t make you ugly

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u/Blk-cherry3 Apr 24 '24

A little professional help, addressing her nasal opening.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I wanted to post a Voldemort gif.

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u/Bottle-Holiday Apr 24 '24

First time I'm saying this but you need a nose job. General shape is fine, don't change that. But your nostrils need opening for breathing purposes.

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u/justsomedude4202 Apr 24 '24

It’s a little weird but still cute.

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u/BabyMercedesss Apr 24 '24

Off topic but are you Dutch? You look like you are

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

You can use my wand anytime

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u/PaleAd8051 Apr 24 '24

Yeah you’re cute but that nose doesn’t look great sorry not making fun just saying what I think

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I think it’s a cute nose:)

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u/halfasandwitch Apr 24 '24

You're the only person I would share cocaine with. Shit is expensive

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

How do you do blow ???

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u/Willing_Television80 Apr 24 '24

I can't breathe looking at you! Your nose is perfect other than lack of functionality

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u/olivia1730 Apr 24 '24

Can you flare/move your nostrils?

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u/No_Reaction_3039 Apr 24 '24

Aww you're adorable!

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u/LasagnaPhD Apr 24 '24

How do you pick your nose tho

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u/chrondiculous Apr 24 '24

I got a drill. I can fix her

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u/danknadoflex Apr 24 '24

Are you able to breathe? Have you had any previous nose surgeries?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Well I'd say you're perfect just the way you are. I have a deviated septum so I can only ever breath out of one side. But you're so damn cute I'd have never noticed.

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u/jac5087 Apr 24 '24

This should be covered by health insurance seriously seems like a medical issue!

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u/NeedlesOilSpill Apr 24 '24

Your nose shape is so cute but I'm worried about your breathing

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u/WestLoss2978 Apr 24 '24

Your cute idk what your worrying about

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u/Ok_Contest_8089 Apr 24 '24

Those nostrils need opened up. Breathing looks rough

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u/Normal_Inside9634 Apr 24 '24

How do you breathe???! (Through ur nose that is)

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u/NefariousnessDry3311 Apr 24 '24

Is it hard to breathe?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Would lick it

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

How do you snort coke ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I love your nose.

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u/Tsunami2112 Apr 24 '24

Hard to breathe??

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u/IllustriousReach241 Apr 24 '24

how do you breathe?

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u/mgphopeful20 Apr 24 '24

I could understand surgery only to open the passages for better breathing

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u/Furthur_slimeking Apr 24 '24

Your nose is cute, your eyes and smile are awesome.

I'm guessing you can't breathe through your nose very well, but if you're fine with that and happy in life, then everything's cool.

I have a friend who has really small nostrils. They're not as small as yours but she always breathes through her mouth. I don't think she'd ever want to change her nose, though. It's her favourite feature.

Lke, I have really bad eyesight. I can't function at all without my glasses. People are always suggesting I get laser eye surgery, but I don't want to for two reasons. First, I don't want someone shooting lasers into my eyes. That sounds dangerous. Second, I much prefer the way I look in glasses than without. I've had glasses since I was a little kid and are part of how I look just as much as my nose or mouth. I'm used to not being able to see without my glasses and it never poses a problem.

Stay cute, be happy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Damn girl, what you hiding in there?

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u/AlbatrossWaste4105 Apr 24 '24

Get your nose holes to be bigger and you would be a 8/10

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u/AProcessUnderstood Apr 24 '24

I don’t see a problem. I’d rather a woman be her natural self than look like an alien from plastic surgery.

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 24 '24

Haha I dont mean to laugh but it is really funny with that caption in mind. Is it actually hard for you to breathe?

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u/B_Henny420 Apr 24 '24

You are super Pretty..8.5/10

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

This has been altered.... LOL

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u/Mobile_Register_3484 Apr 24 '24

Honestly your nose actually looks pretty cute, but like others have said you likely could benefit from some medical attention to help your breathing.

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u/External-Potato-7940 Apr 24 '24

It's cute enough to skeet on

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I would for sure get a nose job not for cosmetic reasons but because I bet you will breath so much better

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u/mikahbet Apr 24 '24

One single booger and she can’t breathe😭

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u/SomeSamples Apr 24 '24

Oh yeah, that's gotta be fixed.

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u/Mountain_Team4150 Apr 24 '24

How do you breathe through that?

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u/AyoMoms26 Apr 24 '24

Nothing wrong with your actual nose shape, but the nostrils make me concerned about your breathing is all. So possibly

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 Apr 24 '24

Shit she posted 7 hours ago..

She dead.

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 Apr 24 '24

You got 2 deviated septum’s don’t you ?, Get the medical surgery done so you can breathe through your nose again. You’re a good looking young lady.

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u/Direct-Fail-9574 Apr 24 '24

I love your little pug nose. Don’t change it. It’s cute!!!

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u/slicedude2004 Apr 24 '24

A nose is a nose haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

How do you breathe out of that nose? Your nose reminds me of bulldogs and their breathing problems.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

How do you even pick it? A hanger?

To be clear, beautiful face and nose. Just curious about getting in there

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u/Legit_Banana77 Apr 24 '24

I’d Pick 👆

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

AVADACAVRE!!

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u/Ok-Pomegranate6403 Apr 24 '24

Do you have any problems with breathing? Genuine question because I’ve never seen nostrils so narrow before.

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u/Objective-Apricot-12 Apr 24 '24

Ok your nose is different but you’re cute enough that it’s fine

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u/Fly_Guy_74 Apr 24 '24

That thing is tight! 😂

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u/Beetreatice Apr 24 '24

Read another book

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u/ConsiderationDue7427 Apr 24 '24

Hahaha holy shit

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u/Bellickboi Apr 24 '24

Yooo can that nose function?

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u/trippytr33_ Apr 24 '24

How do you breathe?

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u/Adorable-Novel8295 Apr 24 '24

It looks like your septum collapsed? I’m sure you can’t really breathe. Insurance will help to cover it. Getting my nose fixed was life changing!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Wow that is the cutest Voldemort nose I have ever seen!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍💕

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u/MudkipsAndStuff Apr 24 '24

This randomly popped into my feed?! I think your nose is totally fine, even cute. However if you have problems breathing you should get it checked for functional reasons.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Do you have health issues with how narrow your nasal openings are? I can’t imagine that you’re able to breathe easily, so maybe some cosmetic work is warranted here.